out of the closet and in the chops,.,..,,.
Cheezus! That's too good to be a chop. He sent you an actual picture didn't he.
Mmmm mmm... nice!
My living room curtains have that same pattern.
Explains the smiley pig avatar tho,..,
My breasts have shrunk with age, and I don't have quite so many tattoos. But it really is fake because the penis is three times too long.
He must be allergic to seafood
Hey you missed a spot!