SEX MOVES YOU DON'T TRY AT HOME: "THE DIVORCE PAPER"

  •   GrimmWilder June 29, 2018

    She better be able to make a good sammich!

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  • carlspackler June 29, 2018

    Surprise mutha fucka.

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    • letmefindout June 29, 2018

      @carlspackler

      We actually called this the Back Door Boogie until she made it known that it was no dance party.

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  •   burfurger June 29, 2018

    He just obliterated her hynie hymen.

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    •   lafind June 29, 2018

      @burfurger I think he was sneaking in the back door.

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  • fiddledeedee June 29, 2018

    Your fortune cookie says: Tomorrow you wake suddenly to discover habanero sauce on your genitals.

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  • airsporter June 29, 2018

    Can you make a ewe turn?

    I'll make her bloody eyes water!

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    •   lafind June 29, 2018

      @airsporter An ewe is a female sheep, and this ones got watery eyes. You been here already?

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  • mrmk1oo June 29, 2018

    Aka..... the stinky sneak attack!

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  •   wallawilly June 29, 2018

    Some blown gaskets are unrepaireable.

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    • kojaksbozak June 29, 2018

      @wallawilly im pretty sure she gonna atleast need a rebuild kit for that one...

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 29, 2018

    Rectum? Damn near killed em!

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    •   burfurger June 29, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Bah dum pum.... Tssss. You get the " Try the veal" award for the day.

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      •   iwantagoodhj247 June 29, 2018

        @burfurger

        Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week... tip your waitress...

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 June 29, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          Unless your doing the "try the veal, it's the best in the city" quote from The Godfather and your planning on shooting me in the face...

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          •   ketamine<3 June 29, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 I see no gun... oh!! Oh... I'm gonna leave now.. you enjoy the facial...

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            •   iwantagoodhj247 June 29, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              I'll take that kind of shot in the face any day over my other option...

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  • drewstl June 29, 2018

    Have my dinner ready next time, I come home~

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  • jake from state farm June 29, 2018

    Just like jumping in a pool...

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  • secret squirrel June 29, 2018

    Reminds me of my old boss...

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  •   ouch June 29, 2018

    That's for the years of NO!

    So Fuck you slut!

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  • mr_krabs June 29, 2018

    That’s smashing the back doors in, no time for knocking.

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  • hellzyeah June 29, 2018

    Yeah stick it in like your trying to sink the 8 ball in the corner pocket.

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  • kojaksbozak June 29, 2018

    Thats the iconic " whats for" ... And he def gave her a whats for!! Lol

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  • hellokitty June 29, 2018

    That's a dick move, in more ways than one.

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  • frank n. stein June 29, 2018

    aka "The Ass Hole-puncher!"

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  • mr.spine June 29, 2018

    The rare brown nose ram. Found exploring caves

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  • astrozorro June 29, 2018

    All women like it in the butt, some don't know it yet.

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  • logansrun June 29, 2018

    I'm pretty sure that was a Tranny.

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  • requim866 June 29, 2018

    Look how relaxed her stomach is at the beginning compared to after he slams all 3 inches of salami up her asshole. Jenny Craig got nothing on that red rocket.

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  • xxxmass June 29, 2018

    Hahaha.., fck it took me about 10 thrusts before I realized it was a gif.

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  • wtf2017 June 29, 2018

    Thats how Anal should always be! lol

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  • gandog56 June 30, 2018

    Hello poopchute. I wonder if she was expecting that?

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  • keysersoze9515 June 30, 2018

    Helloooooo Nurse!!!

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  • keysersoze9515 June 30, 2018

    Isn't that the ol Shock and Awe move?!?

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    • dickramsey June 30, 2018

      From my understanding the "Shock & Awe" move takes place when someone/anyone is eating a guy's ass and he blasts out a juicy fart. Followed by an engagement ring to which she ultimately says, "No, thank you". Then he promptly responds by hanging himself in a 4 star hotel.

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      • keysersoze9515 July 2, 2018

        @dickramsey Haha, wow, cool. I was going with the Military version of shock and awe, BUT!! Your version seems a lot more fun!

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  • ss99 June 30, 2018

    Yaaah

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  • mister ham June 30, 2018

    This Move is Called the TIPPY TOE

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  • crockful June 30, 2018

    Please, don't get up! I can let myself in through the back.

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  •   dozer67 July 1, 2018

    Last day together, last day she poops sitting down.

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  • Hope he said surprise before he raped her.

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  • lilsuz July 2, 2018

    After a good night of partying superglue his dominate hand around his dick with thumb covering his pee pee hole or violate him with a flesh non lubed dildo up his rectum with duct tape. Shave him first. Don't wanna seem too over the top. This kinda thing could be paybacks for life.

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