FUCK! NEVER, EVER TRUST YOUR LIFE WITH A HYDRAULIC LINE

  • carlspackler July 7, 2018

    And that's how fortune cookies are made son.

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    • mehofjack July 7, 2018

      @carlspackler that was a lot of poo

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    • mr_krabs July 7, 2018

      @carlspackler

      His said “today will deliver you a crushing blow”

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  • nachofly July 7, 2018

    I used to work on heavy machinery, this was my fucking nightmare, luckily i always had a a metal stand to put on just in case.

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    •   ketamine<3 July 7, 2018

      @nachofly dude you'd be stupid not to put up a stand or block. I'm glad you were smart enough to use your tools.

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      • xxxmass July 9, 2018

        @ketamine - And using the most important tool your brain.

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    •   happyjack July 8, 2018

      @nachofly if I had to guess he just dumped a load and there was some kind of issue that prevented the bed from going back down. So he had the bright idea of putting himself in the pinch point and taking off one end of the hose to retract the cylinder back down.

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      • i_am_goff July 9, 2018

        @happyjack

        Well, it worked, didn't it?

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    • korny July 8, 2018

      @nachofly

      Normaly new machines have valves to prevent this. Because monkey see monkey do

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  •   burfurger July 7, 2018

    From 5' 10" to 2" tall in 1.2 seconds.

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  • prolurkercrazy July 7, 2018

    Well there a billion more where that came from.

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  • mrmk1oo July 7, 2018

    Sushi maker

    +1 -0
  • chained cat July 7, 2018

    He won't make the same mistake again

    +2 -0
  •   wallawilly July 7, 2018

    He's now one with his truck..

    +4 -1
  • sealex July 7, 2018

    Say it don't spray it! You made a mess!

    +3 -0
  • muzziesarescum July 7, 2018

    To bad his blood doesn't spray out like that hydraulic oil

    +2 -1
  • sausage7 July 7, 2018

    The new juicer works great, but it takes up a lot of space on the counter 7/10

    +2 -0
  • airsporter July 7, 2018

    How not to tighten hydraulic hose.

    +1 -0
  • pickdickle July 7, 2018

    That's how midgets are made

    +1 -0
    • logansrun July 7, 2018

      @pickdickle Those little fuckers prefer to be called Little People.

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  • fiddledeedee July 7, 2018

    When it comes to hydraulics, something in the operation is going be under tremendous pressure. If it's not the fluid, it might be you.

    BTW, this is why you NEVER get under a car using a hydraulic jack alone!

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 July 7, 2018

    It ain't the fluid in the line that's gonna give...

    Dump truck body props save lives...

    +0 -0
  • joedumber July 7, 2018

    imagine that a bucket truck

    +0 -0
  • hellzyeah July 7, 2018

    The Mouse Trap game Grim Reaper edition.

    +1 -0
  •   lafind July 7, 2018

    From dufas to squirt in a second.

    +0 -0
  • vegeta65 July 7, 2018

    Is this a deleted scene from maximum overdrive?

    +2 -0
  •   nybadguy July 7, 2018

    Suppose to put that safety pole up before you go in there man. Never mind

    +2 -0
  • balls-diggity-deep July 7, 2018

    Shit Optimus prime transformed too early

    +2 -0
  • drinkypoo July 7, 2018

    Popped like an angry zit.

    +2 -1
    • blowback51 July 8, 2018

      @drinkypoo ima +1 this but your on the edge of greatness & madness with this banter.

      +0 -0
  • the man July 7, 2018

    The new Juicer.

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  •   spider-man July 7, 2018

    I leave for the 4th and THIS is what I swing back in for?!

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  • logansrun July 7, 2018

    Squished the shit out of that dude!!

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  • peaks July 7, 2018

    Tortilla is UP!

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    • blowback51 July 8, 2018

      @peaks couldnt spell quesadilla huh??

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  • gandog56 July 8, 2018

    What a day. First his wife dumped him. Then his mistress dumped him. Then his TRUCK dumped him.

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  • behenchod July 8, 2018

    truck takes revenge

    +0 -0
  • salvador76 July 8, 2018

    Pancacked

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  • burgerboy July 8, 2018

    Mothertrucker!

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  •   happyjack July 8, 2018

    It's not the hydraulic line. It's the guy with the wrench that took unscrewed one end of the hydraulic line.

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  • blowback51 July 8, 2018

    Monkey see,monkey do,now silly monkey look at you

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  • thesuperlifeee July 8, 2018

    Spladed

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  • keysersoze9515 July 9, 2018

    I don't think that was hydraulic fluid leaking there at the end. But, I've been wrong before.

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  • frank n. stein July 11, 2018

    It's just / a little crush

    +0 -0
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