Damn it CS, I was expecting the crimson tide when he pulled that out. I was happy to be disappointed.
Give it to the guy. Even when he realized that the merchandise was broken, he closed his eyes, ignored the garlic and trooped on as though it was prime beef.
Damn, buddy is one zip away from bein transgender
Glad it wont play on my phone.
Low grade soy sauce.
Damn! She growing Chia Pets in her crotchal area. Ch ch ch Chinka.
The tampon had him beat by an inch...Poor fella.
The moment of truth when you pull it out and hope a dick does not come out with it
At first I thought that she had worms. This is Crazyshit after all.
@letmefindout Yea i thought it was a new Asian Sex Doll and that was the pull start cord
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Ya know, it's funny that you would bring that up because...
Why is that? Do you have superior CS knowledge from being a member less than 12hrs?
Damn bud, not really helping break the stereotype of Asian dicks... but getting laid at least so must be doing something right.
@ketamine<3 Right on...And here I am, jerkin my gherkin to the pussy his tiny-dick-havin ass is gettin.
fuckin gross dude, one time I woke up with blood all over my dick, there wasn't any females around so I don't know why it happened...
Maybe it was the dog's time of the month?
@iwantagoodhj247 Impossible, I had her fixed after it happened the first time
Haha! Well played sir! Shut me right the fuck up!
Cannibal cocksucking ninjas. They attack in the deep of the night. You're one of the lucky ones.
Another female body function that's wise to avoid...
He could have left it in, there was plenty of room for both.
She's a phun lil' hode puppet.
is this some sort of tampon fetish?
That guy has an extra bellybutton
Well, at least we don't have to worry about the ol' toxic shock syndrome.
Another day, another whore
Christ man that is a tiny dick the tampon was bigger And I bet it was wetter than the tiny shot you gave
And that my friends is how you pull start a pussy