A punch in the tit will wipe that smile off her face.
@mr_krabs or maybe a new reentry plan I’m sure would change that look on her face quick
@thatfuckedcanadian just plow her from behind and out of nowhere ram it in her ass... good plan.
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Canadia? Where the hell is Canadia?
That's what I thought genius! You can't shit a bunch of bullshitters!!!
@wallawilly They just found I, been looking for em for years. You know how they came up with the name Canada don't you? They put all the letters in a bucket to draw out one at a time. Once they had a word that would be the name. The first guy reached in and pull out a "C" and says I got a C eeh.
Lol+++ I've never heard that! I hope I didn't scare away @thatfuckedcanadian.. It was not my intention. I feel that it is my responsibility to haze the newbies...
@wallawilly It's a responsibility, a duty really.
@wallawilly canada, a land of beaver! Oh, my wife is home, i got to go in the igloo for supper now.
Rite on man!
@lafind actually , when the French settled here they called themselves the Canadians because Kanada (might be spelt different) is French for settlement or village.
Wait a minute now. As I understand it, that land mass used to have no lakes, and one of the first explorers was drinking a Canada Dry ginger ale, so they named the country after the ginger ale. Now there's shitloads of lakes, just like Minnesota. It became law to add lakes to freezing cold locations so asstards can sink their big four by four trucks through the ice in late April.
@wallawilly no didn’t scare me away, I’m a morning shitter user ;) been using this site daily for years just decided to randomly make an account and get to know you fucked up crazy shits!
Cool man. I'm a dick, vast majority of the time and thought maybe I offended..
@mr_krabs fuck slitting her throat. Cut this bitches head off!
Using a loose fist, twist the fist right at impact and it will leave more of a hickey type mark, so you ain't gotta worry bout the decrepit PoPo gettin a lightbulb in their head and popping a cap in yer woman beating arse!
ovary, punch the cow in her ovary
That cock breaking slut of a whore!!! I'd cock whip that cunt til her lips turn blue and she's shittin' out her tonsils!!!
Two words: Popcycle sticks
What's a Popcycle? Is that like me old mans scooter? Anyways, I prefer Popsicle sticks! Thx tho..
It would work on the Moon.
Now fucking kiss it and make it feel better bitch!
@ouch She works as a tube bender in the muffler shop, don't lose control of this one!
So, she can bend and sweat that copper? Hell yeah. That means she's got a Union job and should bring home decent bank!!
@wallawilly She's diffidently got a pipe bender there.
Taylor Rain, the uglly bitch so slutty I watch her anyway
Damned, just broke his dick.
My first wife did that to me about 35 years ago, it's still bent!
Dang. How many times have you been hitched?
@wallawilly hahahah long story(s), 3 total. 1st 17 years, then 2 years and finally the one I have now 15 years.
Ok. Gotcha. I hope this last one will be death do you part..
@lafind howd your first wife break your dick?
@joedumber Bent and just like this one here.
The old "asshole payback" plan ain't gonna work on that whore... she's used to it in the ass...
Thought she was making sausage for a second.
Just tie a stick to that pecker and shove it back into both and give em splinters!! That'll learn em!!
Nature's way of getting even for having a big dick.
I thought your cock was supposed to be hard when you fucked???
poor bastard RIP that dick
You don't even need sound to hear when it breaks.
Toss that bitch out at 70mph
Is it her first ride??? Either he wasn't completely hard, or he has a broken dick.
@frank n. stein
@frank n. stein If he had a broken dick, he would not be trying to fuck. He would be trying to get to a hospital. Plus, there would be blood all over the place.
If her brain were placed in a mustard seed, it would roll around like a ball bearing in a boxcar.
That is the biggest limp dick I have ever seen. Clearly it is not getting enough blood flow or something. Somebody put a splint on it or give him some Viagra or something!
She is way too far back for a good cowgirl and that freaken condom... well nothing more said.
I believe his cock got 9/11'd. Damn.