WHAT'S SO FUNNY BITCH?

  •   mr_krabs July 17, 2018

    A punch in the tit will wipe that smile off her face.

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    • thatfuckedcanadian July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs or maybe a new reentry plan I’m sure would change that look on her face quick

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      •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

        @thatfuckedcanadian just plow her from behind and out of nowhere ram it in her ass... good plan.

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        • thatfuckedcanadian July 17, 2018

          This comment has been deleted

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          •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

            @thatfuckedcanadian

            Canadia? Where the hell is Canadia?

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            •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

              @wallawilly

              That's what I thought genius! You can't shit a bunch of bullshitters!!!

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              •   lafind July 17, 2018

                @wallawilly They just found I, been looking for em for years. You know how they came up with the name Canada don't you? They put all the letters in a bucket to draw out one at a time. Once they had a word that would be the name. The first guy reached in and pull out a "C" and says I got a C eeh.

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                •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

                  @lafind

                  Lol+++ I've never heard that! I hope I didn't scare away @thatfuckedcanadian.. It was not my intention. I feel that it is my responsibility to haze the newbies...

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                  •   lafind July 17, 2018

                    @wallawilly It's a responsibility, a duty really.

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                  • slazz July 17, 2018

                    @wallawilly canada, a land of beaver! Oh, my wife is home, i got to go in the igloo for supper now.

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                • thatfuckedcanadian July 18, 2018

                  @lafind actually , when the French settled here they called themselves the Canadians because Kanada (might be spelt different) is French for settlement or village.

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                  • fiddledeedee July 18, 2018

                    @thatfuckedcanadian

                    Wait a minute now. As I understand it, that land mass used to have no lakes, and one of the first explorers was drinking a Canada Dry ginger ale, so they named the country after the ginger ale. Now there's shitloads of lakes, just like Minnesota. It became law to add lakes to freezing cold locations so asstards can sink their big four by four trucks through the ice in late April.

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            • thatfuckedcanadian July 18, 2018

              @wallawilly no didn’t scare me away, I’m a morning shitter user ;) been using this site daily for years just decided to randomly make an account and get to know you fucked up crazy shits!

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              •   wallawilly July 18, 2018

                @thatfuckedcanadian

                Cool man. I'm a dick, vast majority of the time and thought maybe I offended..

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    • balls mclongcock July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs fuck slitting her throat. Cut this bitches head off!

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    •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      Using a loose fist, twist the fist right at impact and it will leave more of a hickey type mark, so you ain't gotta worry bout the decrepit PoPo gettin a lightbulb in their head and popping a cap in yer woman beating arse!

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    •   sarge07 July 18, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      ovary, punch the cow in her ovary

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  •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

    That cock breaking slut of a whore!!! I'd cock whip that cunt til her lips turn blue and she's shittin' out her tonsils!!!

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    • letmefindout July 17, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Two words: Popcycle sticks

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      •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

        @letmefindout

        What's a Popcycle? Is that like me old mans scooter? Anyways, I prefer Popsicle sticks! Thx tho..

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  • da11en47 July 17, 2018

    It would work on the Moon.

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  •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

    Now fucking kiss it and make it feel better bitch!

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  •   ouch July 17, 2018

    Cunts

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    •   lafind July 17, 2018

      @ouch She works as a tube bender in the muffler shop, don't lose control of this one!

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      •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

        @lafind

        So, she can bend and sweat that copper? Hell yeah. That means she's got a Union job and should bring home decent bank!!

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        •   lafind July 18, 2018

          @wallawilly She's diffidently got a pipe bender there.

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  • joedumber July 17, 2018

    Taylor Rain, the uglly bitch so slutty I watch her anyway

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  • kore July 17, 2018

    Damned, just broke his dick.

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  •   lafind July 17, 2018

    My first wife did that to me about 35 years ago, it's still bent!

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    •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

      @lafind

      Dang. How many times have you been hitched?

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      •   lafind July 17, 2018

        @wallawilly hahahah long story(s), 3 total. 1st 17 years, then 2 years and finally the one I have now 15 years.

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        •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

          @lafind

          Ok. Gotcha. I hope this last one will be death do you part..

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    • joedumber July 17, 2018

      @lafind howd your first wife break your dick?

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      •   lafind July 18, 2018

        @joedumber Bent and just like this one here.

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  •   HJ247 July 17, 2018

    The old "asshole payback" plan ain't gonna work on that whore... she's used to it in the ass...

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  • hellzyeah July 17, 2018

    Thought she was making sausage for a second.

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  • keysersoze9515 July 17, 2018

    Just tie a stick to that pecker and shove it back into both and give em splinters!! That'll learn em!!

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  • nipplepinchgenocide July 17, 2018

    Ooo shit

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  •   burfurger July 17, 2018

    Nature's way of getting even for having a big dick.

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  •   luvthick July 17, 2018

    Not Cool!

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  • honkie365 July 17, 2018

    I thought your cock was supposed to be hard when you fucked???

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  • deadpen July 17, 2018

    Game over

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  • vaknama July 17, 2018

    poor bastard RIP that dick

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  • fuct July 17, 2018

    You don't even need sound to hear when it breaks.

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  • carlosmandick July 17, 2018

    Abella Anderson

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  • rasriff July 17, 2018

    Toss that bitch out at 70mph

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  • behenchod July 18, 2018

    dick broken

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  • frank n. stein July 18, 2018

    Is it her first ride??? Either he wasn't completely hard, or he has a broken dick.

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    •   wallawilly July 19, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Uuuummm...

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    • misterant July 21, 2018

      @frank n. stein If he had a broken dick, he would not be trying to fuck. He would be trying to get to a hospital. Plus, there would be blood all over the place.

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  • fiddledeedee July 18, 2018

    If her brain were placed in a mustard seed, it would roll around like a ball bearing in a boxcar.

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  • megapowerstar7 July 18, 2018

    lol

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  • misterant July 21, 2018

    That is the biggest limp dick I have ever seen. Clearly it is not getting enough blood flow or something. Somebody put a splint on it or give him some Viagra or something!

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  •   dozer67 July 26, 2018

    She is way too far back for a good cowgirl and that freaken condom... well nothing more said.

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  • windyredpanda December 15, 2018

    I believe his cock got 9/11'd. Damn.

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