@dirtynailz ... retard!
@dirtynailz get the fuck outta here
@dirtynailz yeah first and foremost a dickhead and by the way WHO CARES?
Did better than me tonight the tiny dicked bastard...
Did you just call yourself "the tiny dicked bastard"? Cory!!!! New screen name change for HJ247 please!!!
If that's the way you want to read it, sure. Other guys will lie and say they're huge.
And I'd have to request the name change thru The Oracle. Pretty sure once a lifetime is the limit around here...
@HJ247 ha! But I would give ketamine's other nut they would change your name to that... Even for just a day!
Girls just love farmers especially when they are shuckin' peas.
@HJ247 try escortbabylon.net if you ever get lazy and just want a quick piece of gash w.o having to put the effort in..you can thank me some other time.
how did you get my sex tape
How'd it feel getting dribbled by cum on the face?
@burfurger rain drops are falling on my head...
is that the.... never mind...
There are clits bigger than that.
yeah dont show his face
Who let the gimp out of the cage?...
Who let the gimp out!! Who who who who
Only need one pixel to censor this.
Makers of his underwear have immediately changed their name.
Shot with a minicam..
I had my ex wife believing that was 8 inches
Looks like his balls grew a thumb!
@mrmk1oo and hitchhiked their way into an awesome sex party.
his hand is doing the reverse Italian
Obviously he's neither a shower OR a grower.
His belly button AND his cock are innies.
I bet his brogues smell of piss.
Poor lad suffering from a Dickie-Doo. Even though he's fairly thin, his belly sticks out farther than his dickie-doo.
That is SO sad!
@ebola despacito play alexa
put him down
He'll probably never be able to fuck with that thing, so this is it for him.
He's probably got more kids than all of us "well hung" gentlemen
That jew boy would never get any pussy wasnt for his money and being a porn tycoon.
Fuck it. Mad props to him for understanding that your born with what you got and go with it. Cant really do much about it. He came on a girls face.. im sitting here on CS... id rather be doing what hes doing...
@ketamine<3 yeah...but he's always just walkin around half cocked.
@burfurger do with what ya got man..
I can’t watch the fucken video!! I mean I literally can’t watch it it won’t load and has a slash through the play button
@creamofsumyungguy Try using google crome, just for the vids that won't play.
Just imagine your cock was the size of your little finger... Then divide that by 2
Somebody forgot to put the stem on the apple
His dick was so small she went cross eyed trying to look at it
and I thought my cock was small!
He should do porn...probably make a lot of money in humiliation vids
She's giggling about what she seeing too! How humiliating!If only her dad could see her now! He would be so proud! If his dick were any smaller it would look like a vagina! Maybe that's his only recourse,cut it off and learn how to suck dick! He's fucked anyway!
Can’t play it but judging by the other comments this guy could use a thimble as a condom.
@mr_krabs with room to spare.
someone order cottage cheese dickies for lunch?
No sense pulling your pants down completely when there is nothing there to see!
This should of been part of one of the Shitty Mini compilations.
I think she is a reptilian
You poor bastard
He's hung like a bug
@nybadguy yep, or hung like an elevator button
He needs a transfer from the fat dick guy in the other video.
just get some scissors and cut the laughable little thing off...
All balls and no banger!!
....nah........im changing the title to..... "Poor lucky basterd"...or, " when life gives you lemons......you......, cum on a hot girl's face"........you get the idea.
BAAAHHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA !!!!!!!!
Can someone make a short GIF for this? I really appreciate it. I would legit donate to you. Please pm me thanks :)
or post here
I think I'd be ashamed to draw that thing out in public
What did 1 leg say to the other leg ? Look..... Stubby has a beard!
Makes you Wonder what exactly is going through her head at this point......cause it sure as hell ain't his dick
Dude beside him had a monster that wasn't any longer because it is so fucking bent.
!st time I've seen a guy masturbate and it got smaller ! Someone call Guinness ! This might be a record! Snort that shit bitch!
Bruh... He might have better luck with chopsticks then his fucking hand
Dudes all taters and no meat
I knew losing my digital camera in the divorce would come back to haunt me.
Look at my little friend
most of y'all are making fun out of this dude, did he gave himself that small penis!? don't make fun of other people!
They have him there to make the guys with small dicks not feel so bad