I've got a gnarly appetite honey!
Talk about some cross contamination...
Her sammich making abilities have yet to be seen....
No polish, but well kempt hands. Good girl.
You crave sausage, huh HJ?
@wallawilly do you have to ask? Come on... we all know the answer to that question.
Lol. It's one of those things ya hear about but then ya can't un-hear it..
I do like my biscuits and gravy to have a decent sausage content every morning. How did you know?
Oh yeah! Southern Style White Gravy with big, juicy chuncks of sausage!!! Good eatin..
Sounds like someone else is craving sausage this morning, hmm?
She digging for marshmallows?
I thought she would have put some "icing" on it at least..
You start with the whore and end it with a case of the beets... as well as the syph.
The cake was a lie!
O.K I'll come clean
I've got the same shitty worksurface pattern in my kitchen....
That could be my kitchen.!
She can cook for me, don't know if I'd eat it but I would eat her.
GOD DAMN YOU IOS
"What kind of cake is this honey? Chocolate salmon?"
Who the fuck has dials on their microwave anymore?
No I'm gonna make some cupcakes
She's got a bun in the oven too
It's raw you fucking donkey![ cut seen to down on the farm]
Cant see this one. First one worked but not this
she was working on the cream and didn't even put it on the cake
Better than QVC...