SOMEWHERE, SOMEBODY IS MASTURBATING TO THIS

SOMEWHERE, SOMEBODY IS MASTURBATING TO THIS
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  • tbag March 2, 2019

    Let's see some double dutch

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 2, 2019

    Too bad she doesn’t trip.

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    •   GrimmWilder March 2, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      He'll get a free vasectomy if she does,....lol

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  •   ouch March 2, 2019

    "SOMEWHERE, SOMEBODY IS MASTURBATING TO THIS"

    Ouch is in his basement over Party invitations and Red balloons

    While listening to Michael Jackson King of.........?

    May I confess my sins at church?

    Please Sir I want some more!

    More what?

    Scrambled eggs

    If ay Happy and ya know it make some eggs

    I want Dippy Eggs dam it!

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    • erkie March 2, 2019

      @ouch

      Don't listen to that little voice i n your head that sounds like Urkel,it will drive you mad and you will start talking to yourself ! On a positive note you can always say"The Devil made you do it"!

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      • erkie March 2, 2019

        @erkie

        I can always shoot you in the head, that's why they call me 1 shot!

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        •   ouch March 2, 2019

          @erkie Please slide another pancake under the door

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          • erkie March 2, 2019

            @ouch

            should I ring your bell 1st?

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  • rubber March 2, 2019

    That thing is gonna get tangled at some point and it's gonna take it right off

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    • muzziesarescum March 2, 2019

      @rubber well it probably won't bother him as he doesn't know how to properly use it anyways.

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  • kore March 2, 2019

    Uhhh, why does he have a leather choker around his neck and wrists????? Total FAG!!!

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  • apatheticanarchist March 2, 2019

    Reminds me of recess in elementary school

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    •   lafind March 2, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist You went to a strange school.

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  •   wallawilly March 2, 2019

    If the fucker could twirl some doubledutch then I'd be impressed!

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  • gfys March 2, 2019

    Yup... that guy is gay.

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  • fizzel March 2, 2019

    Bip, bomp, bam alakazam

    But only if you're grooving

    With the Double Dutch Man

    Put on your skates don't forget your rope

    'Cause I know I'm gonna see you

    At my Double Dutch Show

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    • erkie March 2, 2019

      @fizzel

      You talk with forked tongue!

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      • fizzel March 3, 2019

        @erkie and I spoon with your wife

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        • erkie March 3, 2019

          @fizzel

          she died yesterday, you can have her now! Sloppy seconds!

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  • dickramsey March 2, 2019

    it's me, i'm mgb bsdging njh .... ahhhhh

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  •   mr_krabs March 2, 2019

    “So, what did you do at work today?”

    “Ummmmmm......”

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  • uponusall March 2, 2019

    Definite hazard pay at play.

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  • candle March 2, 2019

    Another movie made by a gay director where you have to endure plenty of male nudity and almost no female nudity.

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  •   burfurger March 2, 2019

    She steps on that rope, there's gonna be 4 girls in that video.

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  • erkie March 2, 2019

    So, where do I sign up? At Nautilus? I hear they offer a wide variety of exercise equipment!

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    • erkie March 2, 2019

      @erkie

      And have excellent trainers!

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  •   spider-man March 2, 2019

    Ha

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  • tuffey March 2, 2019

    Not me.

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  • cash me outside March 2, 2019

    Gay..he’s naked but they’re not

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  • airsporter March 2, 2019

    What a tool!

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  • pickdickle March 2, 2019

    Challenge Accepted

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  • digurgutsout March 2, 2019

    That bizitch on the left needs a cock meat sandwich

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  • peaks March 3, 2019

    'You spin me right 'round baby right around'.

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  • moose657 March 3, 2019

    Junk rope...

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 3, 2019

    Two cute bitches and he plays with the rope.

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