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  •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

    Even then, I'd find a way to cut my head off, so it WOULDN'T happen...

    Why'd you cut out the part where he vomited all over himself...?

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    • roostercrow March 14, 2019

      @HJ247 bro, you gotta live a little. There’s not a crack ON a chick I won’t lick (assuming it’s clean). I enjoy it, she enjoys it. Win win. Now if that sucker smells like 4 day old shrimp left out....different story.

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      •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

        @roostercrow

        I've made it this long without eating curry or vagina, i see no need to start eating either at this point in my life...

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        • roostercrow March 14, 2019

          @HJ247 I’m with ya on the curry.

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        • funrocket March 14, 2019

          @HJ247

          AAHHhh, fuck, I'd put the curry on the pussy and eat them both!

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          •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

            @funrocket

            You may need the curry to cover up the vag-ness of it all...

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

      @HJ247

      stop whining about what you know nothing of

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      •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

        @sarge07

        Who was whining...?

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        • letmefindout March 14, 2019

          @HJ247

          I can understand if the snu-snu smells like poo-poo but your unhealthy position makes me wonder what type of traumatic experience you have had to bring it about. Did Aunt Gail (the Snail) play coin purse with you as a youth?

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          • daddyslilsquirt March 14, 2019

            @letmefindout I've been wondering the same thing about his comments, I love going down on girls, I've never came across one that smelled or tasted funny.

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            •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

              @daddyslilsquirt I'm pretty sure it's just cause he likes wieners in and around his mouth. I lived with a punk chick that didn't like to bathe much and damn, sometimes when we'd hook up I couldn't breathe. I had to take it to the shower. Your lucky you've never ran into that.

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              •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                huh huh huh, you said weiner

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            •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

              @daddyslilsquirt

              My face has never been close enough to smell bad or good. I have smelled what sex smells like of course, and i don't find it appealing. It's not like when I'm fucking a broad i think, mmm mmm, that smells GOOD! it's more like, yay! I'm getting laid! And as far as women in general, i don't trust them. No offense, but your brains work funny. You get joy in picking things apart and trying to put them back together again, sitting back and watching the aftermath. So I'm not a fan of women in general. I'm sure some are lovely. Just haven't met any lately I'd like to get to know. That's it really...

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            • letmefindout March 14, 2019

              @daddyslilsquirt

              Then there is a shared passion.

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          •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

            @letmefindout

            Lol...i wish. My childhood history is well documented here, as is my distrust of anything that oozes slime on its own, much like a nose when there's something wrong with it, or anything that bleeds for a week once a month without being wounded. That's really it. It's the mechanics of it that skeeve me out. That's honestly it.

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

          @HJ247

          +1 LOL

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        • fukinyourmom March 14, 2019

          @HJ247 he was. That's pretty much his M.O.

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    • farcanal March 14, 2019

      Good job he didn't fail her with the wooden handle.

      Now THAT would have made her eyes bulge

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  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

    That damn Cory is ALWAYS got his head up some chick's ass!!

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2019

    At least he didn't fall face first into tranny crotch.

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    • malkolinge March 14, 2019

      @burfurger yep

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    •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      Trannys are probably able to keep their parts cleaner cuz they're external. A vagina, no matter how often you clean it, doosh it, put a hair dryer up it on full blast, it still leaks slug juice. That's if you're talking cleanliness. If you're talking gay, then I'd have to say, you're probably a little gay for even thinking like that. Tranny never crossed my mind...

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      • cubbage March 14, 2019

        @HJ247

        I've heard snail trails, but never slug juice lol..

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      • chained cat March 14, 2019

        @HJ247 Eating pussy is the breakfast of champions

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        •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

          @chained cat

          Rosebud can't spit the dicks out long enough to eat no pussy.,.,.,.,

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          •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

            @GrimmWilder

            That's right! I won't eat no pussy! That part you got right Red...

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

          @chained cat

          preach the gospel

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2019

        @HJ247

        Never crossed your mind, but they sure cross your lips!! Ohhhhhhh!!! Gowweeee!!

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        •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

          @burfurger

          Projecting your gay thoughts on to me again... Freud would have a field day with you...!

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      • erkie March 14, 2019

        @HJ247

        If you shoot it with a shot gun it leaks permanently!

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  • maga2020 March 14, 2019

    Id love to fall into a tasty treat like that.

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  • 72jayd March 14, 2019

    She had that guy purposely push him. She was waiting.

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    • cubbage March 14, 2019

      @72jayd

      He appeared knocked out but the smell woke him up I guess.

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  • cubbage March 14, 2019

    Two brothas in True Romance said they get in that shit, but those were just their lines though. So maybe not.

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  • sexmaster March 14, 2019

    Nobody breaks in to have a Mc Fish sandwich.

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  • thor156 March 14, 2019

    Happy Accident

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  • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

    Lucky motherfucker

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  •   lafind March 14, 2019

    Nice soft landing.

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  • curiousone March 14, 2019

    That still doesn’t explain how your best friend’s dick ended up in your wife.

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  •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

    I better show this to my lawyer.

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  • deimoseus March 14, 2019

    Tried explaining the same scenario to my Ex... No one ever believes me

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  •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

    venus fly trap

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  • dizzie March 14, 2019

    I wonder if her secretions bear an ironic resemblance to the aroma of mop water...

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

      @dizzie

      if not, it does now

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      • dizzie March 14, 2019

        @sarge07 lol

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  • erkie March 14, 2019

    Well, that was a coincidence! Something smells fishy about this!

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  • kojaksbozak March 14, 2019

    That happened to ex-wife once...she swore to me the guy just tripped and fell and his dick landed right in her mouth.... Fuckin scandalous bit hes

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  • peaks March 14, 2019

    Chick looks like a Spic/Jap mix.

    Niggers don't go down on whitey...to humiliating.

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  • erkie March 14, 2019

    It's like he could smell that pussy from down the hall from a closed door! That pussy must smell pretty raunchy!

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    • erkie March 14, 2019

      @erkie

      He even didn't drop the mop ! Once he got a whiff he zeroed in like a blood hound!

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  • rovaze March 14, 2019

    what is name of the girl ?

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    • rovaze March 16, 2019

      finally it's Darcia Lee

      title : HornyHostel – Vlogger’s Sexcapade – Darcia Lee, Jean Pallett

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  •   luvthick March 15, 2019

    Her intrusion detection was set to allow!

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  • cash me outside March 15, 2019

    She’s a fine piece of ass

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  • canuck March 16, 2019

    We need to nominate this guy for the Oscars

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  • akisn March 20, 2019

    Damn those fucking carpets !!!

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