HOW DO GET YOUR KETO GIRLFRIEND TO DO ANAL

  •   ouch March 15, 2019

    Big Budda Boom

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    • farcanal March 16, 2019

      Gives the phrase "churning the butter" a (w)hole new meaning.

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    • deadpen March 17, 2019

      @ouch Butter my Biscuit

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  • letmefindout March 15, 2019

    "When you think it's butter

    but it's not

    it's my cock."

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    • calbertz March 15, 2019

      @letmefindout

      I can't believe it's not butter!

      It is not.

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  •   burfurger March 15, 2019

    In honor of St. Patty's day, I hope that was Irish butter.

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    • vestanpance March 15, 2019

      @burfurger

      If I were a pedantic cunt I`d point out it`s St.Paddy`s day, not St.Patty`s day. Good job I`m not like that.

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      • erkie March 15, 2019

        @vestanpance

        Now we know why God hates you!

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        • vestanpance March 15, 2019

          @erkie

          I remember you, you couldn't count higher than one the other day could you? The only reason God could possibly have to hate me is that he is a made up entity designed to keep the poor and working class, poor and working class and compliant.

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      •   burfurger March 15, 2019

        @vestanpance

        I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that it was St. Padrick.

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        • vestanpance March 15, 2019

          @burfurger

          Its not, but Patrick is an anglocised version of the Irish name Padraig, and therefore if it has to be shortened then to do it correctly it should be Paddy not Patty, especially if it refers to a person of Celtic origin. Surprised you don`t know that, as at last count 100% of Americans claim to be Irish on March 17th.

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          •   burfurger March 15, 2019

            @vestanpance

            Thanks for the info, vest. I am not one of those who claim to be Irish. St. Patrick's day has become the new New Year's Eve and Halloween. Amateur hour for drunken dumb fucks.

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            • vestanpance March 15, 2019

              @burfurger

              That's just a Friday night in Wales.

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              •   burfurger March 15, 2019

                @vestanpance

                HA ha LOL! Welshman huh? You never hear anything from Wales. You all too quiet.. you guys quietly plotting world domination over there?

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                • vestanpance March 15, 2019

                  @burfurger

                  I'm English, just met a Welsh girl 17 years ago and been in the valleys ever since. I keep trying to escape but there's always sheep blocking the roads.

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    •   lafind March 15, 2019

      @burfurger No it Parkay!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 15, 2019

    Well butter my buns and call me a whore...

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    • slazz March 15, 2019

      @ketamine<3 ok u whore. I bet when he is done he offers her some buttery corn on the knob.

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      •   ketamine<3 March 16, 2019

        @slazz lol! That's fucking funny right there!!

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  • funrocket March 15, 2019

    Thanks for the imagery, i'll never look at butter the same way again.

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    • vestanpance March 15, 2019

      @funrocket

      Have you never seen Last Tango In Paris?

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  • qaz March 15, 2019

    Giving new meaning to "Pass the butter, please"

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  • 72jayd March 15, 2019

    Damn. He needs to upgrade to the 5 lb butter.

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  •   mordecai March 15, 2019

    this toast tastes weird!

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    • erkie March 15, 2019

      @mordecai

      That depends on which side you butter it on!

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      •   mordecai March 17, 2019

        @erkie yeah if you put it on one side it tastes shitty, if you put it on the other side it tastes like shit.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2019

    She’ll be using that to butter his toast in the morning.

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  • cubbage March 15, 2019

    Her next loaf should have no problem coming out.

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  • uponusall March 15, 2019

    A promotional video for Howie Butter and the Biscuits new tune, "Butter My Behind".

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  •   luvthick March 15, 2019

    Who wants English Muffins!

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    •   lafind 18 hours ago

      @luvthick She's English?

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  • unklebuk March 15, 2019

    He knows how to butter up the ladies

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  • darkvoid March 15, 2019

    Why low quality animated images?!?!?

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    • cky2020 March 19, 2019

      @darkvoid Whats the name of the girl in ur thumbnail brah... for research purposes...,

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  • dewgong March 15, 2019

    Fatty McButterpants

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  • txdo_msk March 15, 2019

    That butter must have just been pulled right out of the freezer. My thumb would have gone right through ours...

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  • cyberbu11y March 15, 2019

    Her porn name is Molly McButter

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  • snafu11 March 15, 2019

    Thats exactly how I prepare my Thanksgiving Turkey!

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    • erkie March 15, 2019

      @snafu11

      You stick it in your ass?

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  • fizzel March 15, 2019

    Butter tarts...My favorite!

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  •   mr_krabs March 15, 2019

    This week on baking with Krabs....

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  • kojaksbozak March 15, 2019

    Mrs. Butthurtsworse...

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  • erkie March 15, 2019

    Just add some popcorn and wait a while and it'll pop!

    It'll take all day for her to clean that out!

    Maybe she had hemorrhoids and he just wanted to help her out!

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  • fanfucktastic March 15, 2019

    But what if your girl is lactose intolerant?

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  • 2lolo March 15, 2019

    IF A BLOCK OF BUTTER FITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASS-O.. YOU CAN BET SHE GOT HER ASS- O FUCK, WAY BEFORE YOU.!!!!!

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  • crazyman69 March 15, 2019

    Talk about buttering her ass up...

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  • senseless March 15, 2019

    She can squirt it on popcorn when he's done

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  • txdo_msk March 15, 2019

    If he really wanted her to scream he would have used Amish butter. You ever see those rolls!? They're YUUUGE!

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  • skippy joe pippy March 16, 2019

    Blorp!

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  • working4theweekend March 16, 2019

    Land O Lakes?

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  • cash me outside March 17, 2019

    Reminds me... even Dr.Suess promoted racism.. the yooks didn’t like the zooks because they ate their bread with the butter side down

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  • cky2020 March 19, 2019

    Anyone know her name?

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  • goldfishskins March 19, 2019

    I've tried it with oil (which I do not recommend), but I've never tried it with butter.

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  • john_neto 6 hours ago

    What in the hell did i just saw???

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