WHY UBER DRIVERS HATE US

  • goiter April 12, 2019

    Neat. She pissed on the seat.

    +11 -0
    • uponusall April 12, 2019

      @goiter

      Tee hee...

      +0 -2
      •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

        @uponusall

        Oh no!!! Not the Tee hee!?! Cory.... Pull out the hammer!

        +4 -0
        • uponusall April 12, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Alright... here's the truth about the "tee hee".

          Goiter started the whole tee hee thing. He gave me a tee hee way back when and I just found it funny. So, whenever he posts I honor him back with one... and I occasionally threw one out there.

          Goiter's the man...

          what can I say?

          Sbo, you have great pull around these parts, so please... stand down!

          Cory, release the handle! I implore you...

          +0 -2
          •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

            @uponusall

            I have no pull buddy. Cory likes yanking me...

            +0 -0
            •   ouch April 12, 2019

              @wallawilly Don't we all

              NO HOMO

              TWAT!

              +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

    The next customer is gonna wonder why it smells like piss and fish.

    +7 -0
    • letmefindout April 12, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      No amount of bleach and wet wipes gets rid of snail trail.

      +4 -0
      • asphault-cowboy94 April 15, 2019

        @letmefindout 100% the best I guess you could call it slang for cooter juice I've ever heard.. you deserve more credit lol

        +0 -0
  • frank n. stein April 12, 2019

    Stupid slut pissed all over the back seat! Nasty ho!

    +5 -4
  • blumpkin April 12, 2019

    Do you smell popcorn?

    +0 -0
  • keysersoze9515 April 12, 2019

    Well, it is lent season for those few. At least now when they smell fish, they'll think the driver is accommodating their religious beliefs.

    +0 -2
  •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

    Bullshit. That's her b/f. Totally staged. If not, the guy is a moron for not realizing that cunt pissed in his car...

    +9 -1
    •   lafind April 12, 2019

      @HJ247 What kinda derp boyfriend would have his girl piss in his car on cloth seats?

      +0 -0
      •   ketamine<3 April 12, 2019

        @lafind one trying to help her gal make money online...

        +3 -0
      • erkie April 12, 2019

        @lafind

        It was a rental so he didn't care! Maybe he lapped it up after she left! After all he puts his hat on backwards so he can't be that smart!

        +0 -1
    •   ketamine<3 April 12, 2019

      @HJ247 agreed. There's no way in hell someone could do that and not be noticed. It definitely set up. You'd hear, see, and smell that going on so I'm with you, total BS.

      +1 -0
    • cubbage April 12, 2019

      @HJ247

      Wearing his hat backwards also gives it away.

      +0 -1
      •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

        @cubbage

        I didn't even notice that... good call...

        +0 -1
      •   ketamine<3 April 12, 2019

        @cubbage what does wearing a hat backwards have to do with anything? If you don't mind me asking. I'm seriously asking, I wear a hat backwards all the time. I wasn't aware that ment something.

        +1 -0
        • cubbage April 12, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          If you were an uber driver, would you wear your hat backwards?

          It just makes him look too casual/relaxed to be a somewhat self employed driver.

          +1 -0
          •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

            @cubbage sure I'd wear my hat backwards. The reason I wear a hat is to hold my hair out of my face since I wear sunglasses if the suns out. Hmm interesting, I'm not arguing here I've just never heard that an uber driver was supposed to wear their hat a certain way. Ya gotta remember they are every day people. Ive honestly only taken an uber once in my life so I'm not too familiar with the "uber etiquette". But I get your point, thanks for answering my question.

            +1 -0
            • cubbage April 13, 2019

              @ketamine<3

              No no silly, I never said that an uber driver was supposed to wear a hat a certain way lol, plus I was kinda kidding about that initially.

              I'm basically saying that he's fucked her before, so he's in on this.

              I can't imagine she'd be that rude to get slit slime and pee all over someone else's seats.

              +1 -0
              •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                @cubbage I feel like I took this further than it needed to go lol!

                But yeah, he definitely knew about the slut spewing slit sludge back there.

                +0 -0
      • ballzack April 12, 2019

        @cubbage roger that!

        +0 -0
    • ob1 April 12, 2019

      @HJ247 exactly, how the fuck could you not notice some geebag pissing all over your car

      +0 -0
    • smallcock1983 April 13, 2019

      @HJ247 +1 for the cunt reference

      +0 -0
  • uponusall April 12, 2019

    Slice the rude pisser's clit clean off.

    Yeah, I said it... & meant it.

    This site is rubbing off on me, too.

    +1 -2
    •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

      @uponusall

      Lol+++

      Better to be rubbed off on than it rub one off ON you..

      +1 -0
      • uponusall April 12, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Ain't that the truth...

        I feel better... thanks.

        +0 -0
    • erkie April 12, 2019

      @uponusall

      Expiation!

      +0 -0
      • uponusall April 12, 2019

        @erkie

        Perhaps, perhaps...

        for what, idk.

        Erkie the Jerkie :)

        +0 -0
        • erkie April 14, 2019

          @uponusall

          I was just pulling your leg! ~( : - () ))

          +0 -0
          • uponusall April 15, 2019

            @erkie

            I know, erkster... I just felt like joke rhyming.

            Thus, the :)

            +0 -0
  • masshysteria April 12, 2019

    Uber man has three other hidden cams .... duh

    +0 -0
  •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

    fake as fuck

    +1 -0
    •   ouch April 12, 2019

      @sarge07 Yep!

      +1 -0
  • erkie April 12, 2019

    He's having a good laugh up front because he borrowed a friends car and will return it to him later.

    +0 -0
  • apatheticanarchist April 12, 2019

    Somebody get that bitch a diaper...

    +1 -0
  •   burfurger April 12, 2019

    Your lesson today: If you are going to be an Uber driver, have leather seats for easy clean up.

    +0 -0
  •   luvthick April 12, 2019

    Yeah, I'll kick that bitch out too!

    +1 -1
  • pickdickle April 13, 2019

    poor guy was probably wondering where the fish smell came from

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

      @pickdickle

      Owner "dude, I loaned you my minivan to pick up an antique and it reeks in here. What was the antique?"

      You "A shithouse door off an old tuna boat"

      +1 -0
  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    Wearing your baseball hat backwards means your ready to perform oral sex immediately .

    +1 -0
  • moose657 April 13, 2019

    Pissy

    +0 -0
  • 2lolo April 13, 2019

    SHE NEVER ENTER MY CAR YET.!!!!!!

    +1 -0
  •   spider-man April 14, 2019

    Hey, you crack open a can of tuna back there?

    +0 -0
  • xxxmass April 14, 2019

    Fully functioning twat

    +0 -0
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