► THE DAILY RANT

December 4, 2017

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  •   maddog123 December 4, 2017

    This has been a messed up year for football!!!!

    Bring on beer baseball apple pie and ugly women that don't shave there pussys

    And stinky under arms!

    The end.

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  •   maddog123 December 4, 2017

    I've got another problem I'm pretty sure my dick is shrinking /fucking shrinking!!!!!!

    I have a peter pump its called the Mr fatty!? And I've had it for about three years but I haven't used it in about a year or so, anyway I went to use it today I had company coming over and I figured I would stuff the Xmas turkey early this year so I stuck my cock up into the tube and started pumping up Mr fatty

    When all of a sudden the goddam fucking sonofabitch sucked my goddam balls up into the tube violently

    Causing extreme pain tears a lot of praying to god and finally after what seemed eternity I managed to free willy whew! As I type my balls are on ice and feeling better but my dick its short and to the left I guess I'm going to have to down size to a smaller peter pump till I get the little fucker back to its normal size again !!!

    The end ....! Fuck it....!

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  •   maddog123 December 4, 2017

    Well there was this one time at band camp?

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