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December 24, 2017

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. December 24, 2017

    I see trees of green, red roses too.

    I see them bloom for me and you.

    And I think to myself; WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING" PSYCHOTIC BLUE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

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    • prolurkercrazy December 24, 2017

      @Cory H. Lol +1

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    • kore December 24, 2017

      @Cory H. Its about time you get in on the BS

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    •   luvthick December 24, 2017

      @Cory H.

      LMAO! Did you try that synthetic shit this morning.

      ;-)

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. December 24, 2017

        @luvthick,

        Trucking man made my coffee this morning.

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        •   ouch December 24, 2017

          @Cory H. Bee Carefuller That stuff is potent

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  • working4theweekend December 24, 2017

    MERRY CHRISTMAS Mother Fuckers!!!!!

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    • prolurkercrazy December 24, 2017

      @working4theweekend +1

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    •   luvthick December 24, 2017

      @working4theweekend

      You're a day early, I almost opened my gifts.

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      •   ouch December 24, 2017

        @luvthick It is X-mas morning here right now so MERRY CHRISTMAS

        Bitches

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        • working4theweekend December 24, 2017

          @ouch tired to time my Merry Christmas for you and all the other CS'ers in the land down under

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      • working4theweekend December 24, 2017

        @luvthick Sorry it's Christmas Eve where I am too but some of our friends on this site live in Australia and they're a day ahead. Tried to time the Merry Christmas for everyone. Hope you didn't open any gifts early and catch shit from your old lady for it

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    • kore December 25, 2017

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      • working4theweekend December 25, 2017

        @kore Just read that. Definitely breaking out that joke today

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  • kore December 24, 2017

    Well, I have to go out to do some VERY late Christmas shopping. Will be back later in the afternoon. Headed to the mall.

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    • working4theweekend December 24, 2017

      @kore Good luck fighting the crowd

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      • kore December 24, 2017

        @working4theweekend Its not that bad, besides I am built (muscular) and a southpaw and will not hesitate to beat the blood out of someone, lol

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    •   luvthick December 24, 2017

      @kore

      Practice that sneak elbow attack, they'll never know how ended up at the end of the line.

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      • kore December 24, 2017

        @luvthick Please don't give me any ideas, I am very tempted now... Been thinking about it... Lmao

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        •   luvthick December 24, 2017

          @kore

          Shhh! You never heard it from me.

          ;-)

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    •   sarge07 December 24, 2017

      @kore you poor bastard, good luck

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      • kore December 24, 2017

        @sarge07 hehehehehe

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  •   ketamine<3 December 24, 2017

    Remember to not drive drunk this holiday season, it's not worth it. I don't wanna hear of any of you fuckers ending up dead or in prison.

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    • kore December 24, 2017

      @ketamine<3 Or on CS disemboweled or decapitated

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      •   ketamine<3 December 24, 2017

        @kore or there's that, that would be worse. So don't steal from cartels either.

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  •   GrimmWilder December 24, 2017

    Life's a BITCH

    when you marry one.,,.,.,.,.

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    • prolurkercrazy December 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder,

      Question for you. What is the deal with a new Avatar hourly?

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      • vivalamigra December 24, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy You should talk. Anyone tell you that you kind of look like Trump with your self-titled traitor avatar? Merry Christmas!

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        •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

          @vivalamigra : Get a life.

          They're going cheap in the Philippines at the moment.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. December 24, 2017

          @vivalamigra ,

          You should go ahead and invite him on a date. This daily courtship you have going on is, well.,.......

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      •   GrimmWilder December 24, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy

        WHAT!...you don't like Jack Deth?

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        • prolurkercrazy December 25, 2017

          @GrimmWilder,

          I didn't say that. I was asking why you keep changing your Avatar over and over.

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    • srv December 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Did u find black man on the net just recently or did u have him already? I'm curious for an answer, please ...

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      •   GrimmWilder December 24, 2017

        @srv

        I had him....,

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        • srv December 24, 2017

          @GrimmWilder lol

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    • felterupgood December 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Who is your avatar?

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      •   GrimmWilder December 24, 2017

        @felterupgood

        You don't know who Billy Jack is?

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        • felterupgood December 24, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          The guy who saves wild horses from being slaughtered for dog food?

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          •   GrimmWilder December 24, 2017

            @felterupgood ..Yeah, that's the one......but i got a different one now....."The Outlaw Josey Wales"...might keep him for a while..,.,.,

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            • felterupgood December 25, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              I don't know if Clint is all that funny. He made an ass of himself and seemed senile when he was given a mic at the Democratic convention a few years ago.

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  •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

    Merry Christmas Shitters.

    It's 4am and I'm awake, but need to catch a few more hours before cooking sourdough pancakes for lunch and rotisserie lamb for Xmas dinner for the family.

    I'm looking forward to seeing the kids open their presents.

    Have a good day

    Cheers

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    • kore December 24, 2017

      @wombatbytes Lucky you, all I get is rice and turkey.... FUCKIN' TURKEY again... Didn't we just have that for, Uhhhh "THANKSGIVING"!!!! I wish I had some lamb or even deer, fuck it. Deer is some good meat. Hey, enjoy your meal with your fam my friend

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      •   maddog123 December 24, 2017

        Oh happy days its easter eve and tonight I'm going to sit in the easter

        Patch and wait on the great bunny to bring great gifts of weed booze assorted dildos and lubricants so we we and a woo woo and as usual

        I will have one of the trailer park whores keeping me warm and scratching my itchy balls when they itch

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        •   ouch December 24, 2017

          @maddog123 I think your eggs are fried

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      •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

        @kore : Love a few slices of venison.

        Cheers.

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  • kore December 24, 2017

    "When in Doubt, 'F UC K'!!!!

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  • dick steel December 24, 2017

    Merry Christmas to everyone.

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    •   sarge07 December 24, 2017

      @dick steel Merry Christmas to you and yours

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      • dick steel December 24, 2017

        @sarge07 Oh a VIP now eh. Congrats :)

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    • kore December 24, 2017

      @dick steel Thx, Merry Xmas to you and yours, .... NOW! Where the hell have you been??? lol

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      • dick steel December 24, 2017

        @kore Broke my arm and dislocated shoulder. Christmas and new year ruined. Glad that you guys are having a better one than me :D

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        • kore December 25, 2017

          @dick steel Bummer.... If you don't mind me asking, how did you manage to do that?? ... I have to throw this in here (perfect opportunity, hehehehe), You may want to change the first name on your avatar to 'BROKEN' broken dick steel, or the last name 'dick broken, 'dislocated dick,... Lmao..... Anyways, You can still have a good time bro,... Enjoy it any way you could. Hope you heal soon

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        •   sarge07 December 25, 2017

          @dick steel get well quick

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  •   nybadguy December 24, 2017

    To much fuckin Hennessey and sam Adam last night.

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  • kore December 24, 2017

    When you see the Southern Cross for the first time,

    you understand now why you came this way.

    Cause the truth you might be running from is so small.

    But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day.

    So I'm sailing for tomorrow, my dreams are a dying.

    And my love is an anchor tied to you, tied with a silver chain.

    I have my ship and all her flags are a flying.

    She is all that I have left and music is her name.

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    •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

      @kore : I don't know if you've ever seen the Southern Cross (the Crux), but it is a terrific constellation.

      The Southern Hemisphere doesn't have a polar star like Polaris in the North, but the major axis of the Southern Cross points to the South Celestial Pole, so with a little more knowledge you can always find South at night. If it's not cloudy....

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      • felterupgood December 24, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        I learn so much here.

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        •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

          @felterupgood : Well the Southern Cross is important enough to feature on both the Aus and N.Z. national flags.

          Have a good Xmas.

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      •   sarge07 December 25, 2017

        @wombatbytes it is a beautiful constipation

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  • kore December 24, 2017

    Got out of town on a boat, going to Southern islands.

    Sailing a reach before a following sea.

    She was making for the trades on the outside, and the downhill run to Papeete.

    Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas,

    we got eighty feet of the waterline, nicely making way.

    In a noisy bar in Avalon, I tried to call you.

    But on a midnight watch I realized why twice you ran away.

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  •   GrimmWilder December 24, 2017

    Everyone has a 'thing' that scares them,,,,some kind of irrational aversion to something that is benign to the rest of us.....

    I know this is where i should tell what mine is...But i will never ever willingly divulge or openly admit to it........cuz mine is just too damn silly, truth be known.,,.,.

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    • felterupgood December 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      What a gyp

      I saw Bear Giles ? Crawl between rocks and he was stuck and had to squirm and fight to get free. I woke up that night in a panic feeling like i was stuck. So i guess that's my fear. But i still like tight pussy.

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      •   sarge07 December 25, 2017

        @felterupgood Griles is a fraud, we was caught sneaking to the Starr Pass Marriot here in Tucson when he was supposed to in the Sonoran Desert "surviving". Most of his "scary" situations are not life threatening.

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  •   ouch December 24, 2017

    Well it is 6.25 CHRISTMAS Morning here and all my kids and Forster kids have grown up and left home except for one! The 22 year old is upstairs sleeping and 2 of the others decided to crash out here after a night of celebrations, 5 more will be showing up today for lunch today so it's going to be a full day.

    Shanni woke me up about 20 minutes ago with a blow job and she Jingle'd my balls... Ah life sure is great.

    I put the finishing touches on the wics last night before these updates so it should have been here early but I don't see it on the site. I am sure Santa will deliver it soon.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS all, Be safe and well and if you can't then film it and send it in.. Oh and ladies :) some CHRISTMAS CS boobies would be appreciated

    MERRY CHRISTMAS Everyone Ouch :)

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    • kore December 24, 2017

      @ouch Dito my friend

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    •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

      @ouch : A BJ alarm clock sounds like a great present.

      Have a great Xmas.

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  •   nybadguy December 24, 2017

    I'm taking a fuckin nap before I start to party again.

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  •   ketamine<3 December 24, 2017

    Does anyone get into the eggnog and liquor thing? I like brandy, my brother wants whiskey, and my mom likes Southern comfort. Fuck I'll just get one of each? What do y'all think?

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    • kore December 24, 2017

      @ketamine<3 Go for it

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      •   ketamine<3 December 25, 2017

        @kore yeah I only got brandy and whiskey, I'm not a SOCO fan if my mom wants it she can go get some lol. Hey man have a good Christmas I'll be sure to have a drink for you :)

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    • felterupgood December 24, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      Moderation with the alcohol

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      •   ketamine<3 December 25, 2017

        @felterupgood yes, I will do. My parents have a spare bedroom I stay in if I drink at their place. I don't drive if I've been drinking anymore. . Merry Christmas man. Hope you and your family have a great holiday.

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    •   wombatbytes December 24, 2017

      @ketamine<3 : Fuck the Southern Comfort.

      I got shitfaced on that when I was 17 with a vicious hangover.

      Even today I can't stand the smell of it!

      +2 -0
      • felterupgood December 24, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        My last shitfast was 45 years ago on tequila. It was really bad the next day.

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      •   ketamine<3 December 25, 2017

        @wombatbytes I'm that wY with jager, ugh it's repulsive. I went with brandy and whiskey, the brandy tastes good too! Merry Christmas man :)

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  •   what now? whats next? December 24, 2017

    so my birthday is coming uup if anyone would really like to get me anything for jan 24 email me!!!!

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    •   maddog123 December 24, 2017

      @what now? whats next? How bout a pair of itchy fucking balls you can have mine !!!

      If yes let's have cake!

      I

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  •   vikingshill December 25, 2017

    Merry Christmas, it's below zero here....I'm freezing my Jingle Bells off

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  •   kingbigballs December 25, 2017

    Suck my big balls and happy New Years

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  •   kungfubeaner December 25, 2017

    Merry Christmas everyone!

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    •   maddog123 December 25, 2017

      I've asked the great bunny for a nut scratcher every year now ! Bout five I would say well tonight that furry fuck better have me one or its the pot for him !!!

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      • felterupgood December 25, 2017

        @maddog123

        If Santa could afford $80 he would get you this one (get a dimmer switch so you can slow it down)

        https://www.harborfreight.com/4-inch-x-36-inch-belt-6-inch-disc-sander-97181.html

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    •   ketamine<3 December 25, 2017

      @kungfubeaner merry Christmas man.

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    •   sarge07 December 25, 2017

      @kungfubeaner Merry Christmas to you and yours

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  •   GrimmWilder December 25, 2017

    It seems so long since I had me some smut..

    "Sister, Susie sitting with her two legs shut"

    Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only fuck that slut!"

    All I want for Christmas is her nipple in my teeth

    My two front teeth...

    See my two front teeth

    Gee, if I could only have her nipples in my two front teeth!

    Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"

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    •   maddog123 December 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder say that again

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    •   picklehiesner December 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Give Susie a little time bro. She sat on a fuckin thistle

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      •   GrimmWilder December 25, 2017

        @picklehiesner

        I HATE that when that happens.......lol

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    •   ketamine<3 December 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Josey Wales, I hope you have a great time this Christmas!

      +0 -1
    • felterupgood December 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      It seems so long since I busted a nut

      ."Aunt Jenny sitting with her two legs wide open"

      Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only watch her pee!"

      All I want for Christmas is to taste her pie.

      My two furry balls...

      See my little red cock.

      Gee, if I could only have her little asshole lubed up ... in front me!

      Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas ..and trim her tree!"

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  • felterupgood December 25, 2017

    Merry Christmas my neggers

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  •   sarge07 December 25, 2017

    Merry Christmas to all

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    •   ketamine<3 December 25, 2017

      @sarge07 merry Christmas Sarge, it's beautiful weather here today isn't it? Hope you and your family are well my friend :)

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  • kore December 25, 2017

    Well, I had some fun last night, laughed,, drank, talked, drank, watched football drinking, took shots of tequila, played loud music and drank, ate, drank.... Somehow I didn't get drunk, must have been the food I ate (overate) at my mom's before heading out to 'DRINK" and enjoy some time with people that I aint even that cool with, but I did it for my son, he was there and I got to spend some time with him.

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  •   luvthick December 25, 2017

    Merry Christmas Shitters!!!

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