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January 2, 2018

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  • felterupgood January 2, 2018

    The angle of the dangle is directly proportioned to the heat of the meat

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    •   ouch January 2, 2018

      @felterupgood

      The heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle

      +1 -2
      • felterupgood January 2, 2018

        @ouch

        That's another way to look at it.

        +1 -0
        •   ouch January 2, 2018

          @felterupgood and directly proportional to the mass of the ass

          +1 -1
          •   happyjack January 2, 2018

            @ouch and when the meat is beat, the heat changes the angle of the dangle.

            +4 -1
            •   ketamine<3 January 2, 2018

              @happyjack lol, so your saying if your not happy with the angle take a minute and beat it.. solid advice.

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              •   sarge07 January 2, 2018

                @ketamine<3 I can't follow the math, y'all gave me a headache

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                •   ketamine<3 January 2, 2018

                  @sarge07 if the mass of the ass isn't enough to get your dick hard enough to form a 90 degree angle so you can use the hypotenuse to ensure entry then it must be recalculated. Don't want to accidentally go in the butt cause your dangling a bit. And they say you will never use that math shit when you grow up.. lol

                  +1 -0
  •   kingbigballs January 2, 2018

    I have knowledge of the subject of the article that is there to have been an eventful and a valid point

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  •   GrimmWilder January 2, 2018

    One of the my favorite things about being married is when ya get a hard-on in yer sleep and the ol'Lady decides to start without you.....

    There ain't nothin better than waking up to already gettin laid..... ..ONLY way to start the day really,.,..,.,

    +4 -2
    • felterupgood January 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      So you bought one of those Russian brides. Good for you!

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      •   GrimmWilder January 2, 2018

        @felterupgood

        Still in negotiations for the future ex-Mrs Wilder ... ......which got me to reminiscing married life.,.,.,,.

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        • felterupgood January 3, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          Glad to see you found your best avatar again. Makes it easy to spot your deep insights concerning the matters of the day.

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          •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

            @felterupgood

            Problem is the back color doesn't match the new forums...it's just a shade lighter and my paint program don't have it.....

            So unless somebody can fix that don't get use to it.,,.,.

            +2 -1
    •   ketamine<3 January 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder god damn that's the best, cause your in dreamland so happy and when your body realizes it's not in control it's instant euphoria!

      +2 -0
  • ithinkimdumb January 2, 2018

    You know what I hate... going to take a shit and farting while sitting down, then having to sit in said fart while shitting...

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    •   maddog123 January 2, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb human incence !

      But for me going to the toilet on a frozen morning such as this 12 below rero and ploping a log and getting splash back on my whole groin area is a mother fucker !!!

      You end up coming back to bed with more shit on you than you got rid of

      Yeah boy!

      +2 -0
      •   sarge07 January 2, 2018

        @maddog123 stop adding water to the hole under the outhouse, problem solved.

        +2 -0
        • felterupgood January 2, 2018

          @sarge07

          Where should he pee?

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          •   sarge07 January 2, 2018

            @felterupgood on a bush, like I do drives the coyotes nuts

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      • felterupgood January 3, 2018

        @maddog123

        At 12 below there can't be a splash... The water would be frozen.

        .....unless you have one of those new heated outhouses.

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    •   ketamine<3 January 2, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb well to be honest your own farts smell better than someone's else's IMO. But I don't fart so i kinda miss that..

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 January 2, 2018

        @ketamine<3 bet your burps are ripe

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 2, 2018

    She said, in her cockney accent: “If you’re looking for the truth, get it all, because half a fuck is worse than none at all”

    +3 -0
    •   GrimmWilder January 2, 2018

      @Cory H.

      "Cockney" or "Bow-bell Cockneys"

      Originally a pejorative term applied to those born within earshot of Bow Bells, the bells of St Mary-le-Bow in the Cheapside district of the City of London. It eventually came to be used to refer to those in London's East End, or to all working-class Londoners Oh my Brethren!

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  • felterupgood January 2, 2018

    I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.

    +3 -1
    •   maddog123 January 2, 2018

      @felterupgood and you claim you don't drink lol

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    •   happyjack January 2, 2018

      @felterupgood gotta give credit where credit is due......fuck....... +1

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  •   kingbigballs January 2, 2018

    Why do people think they have the wrong idea of the game but it's just not a funny story

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    •   maddog123 January 2, 2018

      I just took my first shit of the new year

      I've been stopped up!

      But I'm good to go now !

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  •   maddog123 January 2, 2018

    Oh and it smelled like chicken!

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  •   maddog123 January 2, 2018

    Fried chicken!

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  •   GrimmWilder January 2, 2018

    Motherfucking goddamned son-of-a-bitch fuckin SNOW!.....Grrr,.,.,.,.

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    •   happyjack January 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder not like you ever leave the house (trailer) anyway. You deserve a pile of snow at your door you miserable prick. Gonna be tough out here today 65 degrees with a chance of a shower this afternoon. We'll somehow survive it. Have a cold miserable day ya prick.

      Everyone else who's freezing their asses off, I hope this shit breaks soon!

      +2 -2
      •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

        @kunta

        Well it's all worth it in the end......niggers can't hack it up here...i can't even remember the last time i seen one.....

        So you enjoy your warm weather along with your people killing and robbing and fighting in the streets and whatnot,..,.,,.

        +2 -2
        •   happyjack January 3, 2018

          @GrimmWilder tough talking and making up names for crazyshit members on the internet 24-7 isn't for the faint of heart. Takes a special kind of breed.....

          +2 -2
          •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

            @cunta

            I was commenting on the snow....I didn't ask for your opinion or rattle your cage, you tha one come callin me names and tryin to cast aspersions my way...

            If you want to fight take to the threads.....otherwise you can go back to suckin yer watermelon, Homie.,.,,.

            +2 -1
            •   happyjack January 3, 2018

              @GrimmWilder my comments were in response to your misery of calling our former president a nigger that you received a bunch of negs for. You don't make these comments to get a laugh you make them out of hate in an attempt to offend myself and the other black members. This is why you're so worthless. No way in hell im going to the forums to play sheboon with you. Now your're dead to me again until I decide to resurect you and watch you come running. Guaranteed a response from you in 10 minutes or less.

              +2 -2
              •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

                @little bo-peep

                You are BULLSHIT, if it was a response to that, you should of done it there,...not where i'm talking about snow you idiot...you just spoiling for a fight in the WRONG PLACE again....furthermore,......I don't trash obama to fuk with you,...i don't even think about you.....yer like...lower than pocket lint on my radar....and don't worry boy, i won't hurt you too bad in the forums....your master protector says i can't call you nigger outside the fightroom, so just stay out of there,.

                +2 -2
                •   happyjack January 3, 2018

                  @GrimmWilder oooooohhhh scary forumsssss. The fact that you're serious shows how much of a nut you are. I'm sure Cory knows by now that I can handle even a big tough guy such as yourself. It's not about me, it's about not wanting to hear nigger out of your mouth. Nobody else does either...All of your nigger jokes are negged. Year of the sheeboon, oh that went over well. Nobody wants it here. I'm sure you belong to some white supremacist sites, do that shit there. Now you're dead again to me LMFAO

                  +2 -2
                  •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

                    @little bo-peep

                    You actually hear 'nigger' every time you read it?...Ha!

                    You got some issues Boy!

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  •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

    Trump tweeted that he will not sleep one single night more in the white house....despite their best effort, all the king's horses and all the king's men could not get the smell of nigger out again..,,.,.

    +4 -5
    • felterupgood January 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      That's not uncommon in public housing

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      •   happyjack January 3, 2018

        @felterupgood coming from the same guy who felt as though stepsh curry would be injured because he disrespected the office of the presidency because he didn't go visit trump at the White House. Yet you have no issue going along with nigger talk about our former president from a year ago. I know that the queen is hopeless but I thought you were a little better than that. Ultimately it appears that deep seated racism "trumps" any common sense or rational thought.

        +2 -2
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 3, 2018

    +5 f. Looks like Trump fixed global warming. ;)

    +4 -1
    •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

      @Cory H.

      He will now enact laws that make 'pussygrabbing' legal,.,,.,.

      +4 -3
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 3, 2018

        @GrimmWilder,

        Yep, but Trump doesn’t make Canadian laws, so you’ll still be stuck with Internet porn.

        +1 -0
        •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

          @Cory H.

          Oh no, there's plenty of pussy willing to be grabbed for the right amount of coin,.,..,.,

          +2 -2
    •   happyjack January 3, 2018

      @Cory H. LOL the weather channel tweeted in response explaining the difference between weather and climate. LMFAO

      In bigger news Trump wants a nuclear war. I get the posturing and backing the other guy down, but when you tell North Korea my red button works, it's basically asking them to prove if there's does too. Two lunatics with red buttons at their disposal. Trump doesn't understand the weather, so I'm damn sure he doesn't understand nuclear fall out and radiation. SMFH

      https://weather.com/science/environment/news/2017-12-29-trump-tweet-global-warming-weather-climate

      +2 -2
      •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

        @happyjack Kin Jun Fatass has been making threats since his father died and started controlling the weather. Trump didn't start this, and I seriously doubt anyone but Fatass wants a nuclear war.

        +0 -0
        •   happyjack January 3, 2018

          @sarge07 Correct he makes threats, but it's the equivalent of a little pest making threats to a bigger person that could thrash them with one punch.

          Who is trump posturing for? The American people? The rest of the world? Kim Jong?

          Why stoop to the level of a rotten little bitter guy. If Kim Jun tries anything, we'll of course react. But trump running his mouth on twitter as he takes his morning shit serves no purpose, and seems to be more about his own personal ego, which I could give a fuck less about. Check your feelings at the door if you're president of the free world.

          North Korea's hate for us goes back to the 1950's which is fine, who cares. But provoking a mad man to launch nukes is never wise....We are at a point with North Korea to either get in there and assassinate the little pest, or to wait it out until he dies of a massive heart attack and to see if we have better luck with his replacement. But twitter beefing damn sure won't fix anything.

          +2 -2
          •   picklehiesner January 3, 2018

            @happyjack I thought Dennis Rodman straightened all this out ?

            +1 -0
            •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

              @picklehiesner did the freak model the latest in spring bridal wear for the fatass?

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            •   happyjack January 3, 2018

              @picklehiesner haha remember that....The ironic part is he would be 100 times more likely to get it done than the pres......

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          •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

            @happyjack I agree that the bullshit needs to stop, and I seriously wonder why no one hasn't taken him out on one of his many trips to the DMZ. And while we are still at "war", it technically would not be an assassination if he were to catch a bullet with his eye.

            +0 -0
  •   kungfubeaner January 3, 2018

    Legalized weed in California like it matters I've been smoking weed in Texas since I was 14 and never been arrested for weed lol who's got a light? Ouch? Happyjack?

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    •   what now? whats next? January 3, 2018

      @kungfubeaner Dont even trip fam next gotchu

      +1 -0
    •   ouch January 3, 2018

      @kungfubeaner I'll Spark ya

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      •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

        @ouch 43 eggs of the Eastern Brown snake removed from a school playground. That's a nasty fuckin snake, we have nasty ones in Arizona but I think you won the nasty snake contest.

        +0 -0
    •   happyjack January 3, 2018

      @kungfubeaner lol yeah nothing is going to change here really. For years everyone has been acting like it's legal anyway. Can't smoke cigarettes in public but weed smoke is ok lol.

      +3 -2
      •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

        @happyjack stupid s it gets, no fired on the beach because it contributes to global warming, extremely confusing gun laws (even LEO's have issues understanding them), no smoking in public, sanctuary state, yea California is doing well under Moonbeam and the uber liberal politicians.

        +0 -0
        •   happyjack January 3, 2018

          @sarge07 It's all about your perspective I guess. I don't smoke or want to be around people smoking because it stinks and kills you.

          I don't carry a gun, so I don't care about that either.

          +2 -2
          •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

            @happyjack I understand completely, it seems though the weird laws are in an abundance in California. I had a friend who had property in Orange County (I don't know where) which had artesian wells and a couple of small springs, a hand dug well, as well as his grandparents home built in the 1920"s. Under the last administration the EPA and the county forced him off (it's still in the courts) under the "Navigateable water law". California went in and closed the property for a study and are still living in his home without compensation or access to his own property.

            +0 -0
            •   happyjack January 3, 2018

              @sarge07 sounds fishy. Yes they can pull rank and basically take your shit with eminent domain, BUT they can only do so with very fair compensation for it.

              +3 -2
              •   sarge07 January 4, 2018

                @happyjack the militant EPA, it takes years through the courts to get government seized property back.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 3, 2018

    Titus 2:11-12

    For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;

    +1 -0
    •   kingbigballs January 3, 2018

      @Cory H.

      I've got the sober part

      As for the godly part I just don't believe in fictional characters

      +0 -0
      •   sarge07 January 3, 2018

        @kingbigballs that your prerogative

        +1 -0
        •   kingbigballs January 3, 2018

          @sarge07

          I know

          That's my opinion based on science and facts

          It's all good everybody is entitled to their own wrong opinion

          You me and everyone else

          +0 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 3, 2018

            @kingbigballs,

            I agree totally. We’re all entitled to believe what we want.

            +0 -0
          •   sarge07 January 4, 2018

            @kingbigballs so if an individual has faith, the individual is wrong?

            +0 -0
    •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Ecclesiastes 1:18

      For in much wisdom is much grief,... and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow,..... Wisdom and knowledge cannot be come by without great pain of body and mind,..... for when a man has attained the highest, yet is his mind never fully content....therefore in this world is no true happiness..,,..,,.

      +3 -1
      • felterupgood January 3, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        Ecclesiastes 1:4 Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever.

        +0 -0
  •   what now? whats next? January 3, 2018

    Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit

    figgidy fuck figgidy fuck figgidy fuck figgidy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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  •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

    So the new year's point system changes....

    Oh yeah,...BIG difference.,.,,.

    +2 -2
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder,

      They were gonna start working on it after the first of the year.

      +1 -1
      •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

        @Cory H.

        OOh, my bad, i mistakenly thought they had the fix already and was waiting till 1st of the rear...

        Do you believe you've found all the multi accounts?

        one or two of my comments scored pretty high...one is +24 or more....might wunna look into that..,,.

        +2 -2
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 3, 2018

          @GrimmWilder,

          I still haven’t removed your other nine accounts, but I’ll have a day off soon.

          +1 -0
          •   GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

            @Cory H.

            Just leave me the happyjack account.....i like to argue with myself.,,.,.

            +3 -1
  • working4theweekend January 3, 2018

    We need to get some new shit on crazy shit. Not to be pushy guys but I need to see a new video after 36 hours of the same stuff

    +2 -0
  •   nybadguy January 3, 2018

    Fuck. More snow headed here tonight into tomorrow night.

    +0 -0
    • working4theweekend January 4, 2018

      @nybadguy Get your shovel ready. I'm ready to go

      +1 -0
      •   nybadguy January 4, 2018

        @working4theweekend I got a snow blower fuck a shovel bro.

        +0 -0
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