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January 14, 2018

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  • goff January 14, 2018

    "The Wind"

    I listen to the wind

    To the wind of my soul

    Where I'll end up, well, I think

    Only God really knows

    I've sat upon the setting sun

    But never, never, never, never

    I never wanted water once

    No never, never, never

    I listen to my words

    But they fall far below

    I let my music take me

    Where my heart wants to go

    I've swam upon the devil's lake

    But never, never, never, never

    I'll never make the same mistake

    No never, never, never

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    •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

      @goff did you write that?

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      • goff January 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        I wish ... Cat Stevens.

        Beautiful song. Give it a listen.

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  •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

    If you,re looking for some deep conversation about serious topics with interesting people you,re in the wrong place!

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  •   wombatbytes January 14, 2018

    Feedback welcome.

    My plans to go backpacking through SE Asia are firming up.

    Land at Bangkok, head north on the hippie trail to Chiang Mai, Pai and Chiang Rai. Nature, drugs and fucking.

    Across to Laos. Chilling out on boat trips on the upper Mekong.

    Down through Cambodia and the Mekong Delta, and then into Vietnam.

    From there North to Hanoi and fly back to Aus.

    Anyone had a similar trip?

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    • letmefindout January 14, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      Europe yes. SE Asia, no. Although, I have two bucket list items left. The carnival in Rio and a bowl of rice in Japan.

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      •   wombatbytes January 14, 2018

        @letmefindout : I hope a "bowl of rice in Japan" isn't a euphemism.

        :-)

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      • goff January 14, 2018

        @letmefindout

        Rio?! Nice knowin' ya ...

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        •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

          @goff he is going to Asia not South America dude.

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          • goff January 14, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            No, I'm talking about letmefindout and his bucket list. He should drop the Rio trip like a blue waffled snatch.

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      I'm going on a journey to Wal-Mart

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    •   ketamine<3 January 14, 2018

      @wombatbytes fuck yeah that sounds like a great time man. Never been but I'd do it in a heartbeat if I could. You should go, that's going to be awesome. Just remember to check in and give us the details when you buy a whore ;)

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    •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

      @wombatbytes three years in Ubon watch for leeches.

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      •   wombatbytes January 14, 2018

        @sarge07 : will do. I'll have a cigarette lighter with me at all times, even though I don't smoke.

        Cheers.

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  • working4theweekend January 14, 2018

    Fuck the neggers

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    • vivalamigra January 14, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      and the maxicens...

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  • goff January 14, 2018

    "Planet Caravan"

    We sail through endless skies

    Stars shine like eyes

    The black night sighs

    The moon in silver trees

    Falls down in tears

    Light of the night

    The earth, a purple blaze

    Of sapphire haze

    In orbit always

    While down below the trees

    Bathed in cool breeze

    Silver starlight breaks down from night

    And so we pass on by the crimson eye

    Of great god mars

    As we travel the universe

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  • goff January 14, 2018

    "One Too Many Mornings"

    Down the street the dogs are barkin'

    And the day is a-gettin' dark

    As the night comes in a-fallin'

    The dogs'll lose their bark

    An' the silent night will shatter

    From the sounds inside my mind

    Yes, I'm one too many mornings

    And a thousand miles behind

    From the crossroads of my doorstep

    My eyes they start to fade

    And I turn my head back to the room

    Where my love and I have laid

    An' I gaze back to the street

    The sidewalk and the sign

    And I'm one too many mornings

    An' a thousand miles behind

    It's a restless hungry feeling

    That don't mean no one no good

    When ev'rything I'm a-sayin'

    You can say it just as good

    You're right from your side

    I'm right from mine

    We're both just one too many mornings

    An' a thousand miles behind

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    •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

      @goff do we applaud, or just like snap our fingers?

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      • goff January 14, 2018

        @sarge07

        You? How about passing the peace pipe around.

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  • highartfarts January 14, 2018

    Can't wait to see the video on Crazyshit of someone smacking the poetry journal out of goff's hands. Confused twelve year olds probably shouldn't be on this site, really

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    •   happyjack January 14, 2018

      @highartfarts LMFAO

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    •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

      @highartfarts

      Wait by the river long enough,..Sparky,..,.,.,

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      • goff January 14, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        ??

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        •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

          @goff +++...the wait by the river comment?,....i was referring to a Sun Tzu quote;

          “If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.”

          there by mocking his whole *slap poetry book* remark.,.,.,.,.,

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          • goff January 14, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            You know that I'm SRV, right?

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          •   wallawilly January 14, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            Please leave my van alone. Thanks.

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          • goff January 14, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            My point being, I've gotten a lot better ... I've paused more and realized my faults, but I'm not gonna stand by, ya know?

            I like to share good tunes and good lyrics too, but I don't need to be belittled for it by some asshole and then have another ass guffaw like a fucking muppet.

            Don't like the song and lyrics? Then ignore it and keep your old age bitterness to yourself ...

            AM I FUCKING RIGHT? OF COURSE I'M FUCKING RIGHT!

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            •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

              @goff

              I hear's ya Boss!.........

              you know where i stand,....post whatever ya like.....it's the rant thread,.....fuk tha neggers,....

              It's like my old Pappy used to say:

              "Don't waste a good rope on a bad nigger",..or in this case 'negger'

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              • goff January 14, 2018

                @GrimmWilder

                Wise Pappy ... I will say no more.

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              • goff January 14, 2018

                @GrimmWilder

                Hey Mr. Wilder, you like my fuckin' dog?!

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                •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

                  @goff

                  R U saying that your avatar is a picture of your dog?

                  IDK the breed but/my best friend has two of them......i like'em ........for little dogs,.....i hqve a white Lab....she thinks she's human.......smartest dog i ever owned,.,,.,.,.

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              •   happyjack January 15, 2018

                @GrimmWilder if you have a big dummy tree the fruit that falls off tends to be of the big dummy variety as well.

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    • goff January 14, 2018

      @highartfarts

      Violence is not an answer ... no need to talk of smacking anyone or anything. Don't like Dylan or Sabbath? Then pass over it like it had lamb's blood smeared on it and shut the fuck up, because your response and, frankly, Fred Sanford's stupid ass guffaw is the only childish thing about this stupid ass elevation.

      And for being old fucks yourselves, that's pretty pathetic ...

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      •   happyjack January 14, 2018

        @goff I come here to laugh, what he said was fucking hilarious. Slapping a poetry book is funny not violent LMFAO (again)

        BTW I'm pretty sure you are SRV or SVR whoever in the hell you were before with the long winded rants talking a bunch of hardcore shit so don't all of a sudden start acting like a pansy now.

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        • goff January 14, 2018

          @happyjack

          Well, which is it? Hard-core, which I realized was wrong, or how you put it, pansy.

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        • goff January 14, 2018

          @happyjack

          You see, I'm trying to act civil , but that shit was uncalled for, but instead of you using your life's experience and "pausing" for a moment, you just jump into it like your shit crusted pajamas and tap away like an idiot.

          Let me tell where some of the srv ranting came from ...

          Before I came back here, I was at Bestgore.com where it is highly racial. So, I was just still racially strung-out and had to wake up from that shit, that's all.

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          •   wallawilly January 14, 2018

            @goff

            Too much estrogen huh?

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            • goff January 14, 2018

              @wallawilly

              Yeah, you wanna fuck, Nancy?

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              •   wallawilly January 14, 2018

                @goff I will pass. I don't deal with psycho, split tale girls like yourself. You just a wannabe kid.

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                • goff January 14, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  Just a no will do. I didn't start with you, you started with me. You seem to have a problem with me yet I never said anything to you at all. To me I find that very strange. So what is your personal problem with me?

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                • goff January 14, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  And who the fuck are you and do you speak english much?

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 14, 2018

            @goff ,

            I think you’ve been much more civil and I appreciate it.

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            • goff January 14, 2018

              @Cory H

              Thanks, but ...

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              •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 14, 2018

                @goff ,

                But what?

                You want the other account instead of this one?

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                • goff January 15, 2018

                  @Cory H.

                  Oh no, I don't know, man

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          •   happyjack January 15, 2018

            @goff fantastic story.....but it doesn't change the fact that the imaginary poetry book being knockednof of your hands is hysterical. Don't take something so outlandish so personal.

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            • highartfarts January 17, 2018

              @happyjack One of my best hit-and-runs to date. Couldn't be happier

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  • vivalamigra January 14, 2018

    Fich mich, du miserabler hurensohn

    Streck ihn aus, streck aus deinen

    heiben gelockten schwanz

    Mach es sehr schnell rein und raus

    Magisches Schwein

    Bis en spritzt spritzt spritzt

    Feuer!

    FZ

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    •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

      @vivalamigra Macht nicht viel Sinn

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      • thebutcher18 January 14, 2018

        @sarge07 von was redet viva?

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        •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

          @thebutcher18 Ich habe keine Ahnung, mein Freund.

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  • felterupgood January 14, 2018

    Tushy ... I mean Tulsi Gabbard (democratic representative in Hawaii) blamed Trump for the false missile alert in Hawaii that made millions panic. She says it’s his fault because he hasn’t solve the North Korea conflict.

    Jamie Lee Curtis agrees.

    I'm just happy this didn't set off WW3

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    •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

      @felterupgood amaging how these idiots said nothing while Kim Jun Fatass threatened the US during the last administration.

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      •   happyjack January 14, 2018

        @sarge07 somehow we're now safer and further away from nuclear war because trump sends out his own threatening tweets? I must be an idiot because I don't get it......

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        •   sarge07 January 14, 2018

          @happyjack don't know what to tell ya, the fatassed child has constantly been threatening the US but it's all Trumps fault?

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          •   happyjack January 15, 2018

            @sarge07 nope not trumps fault, but why is trump mimicking kim jon's behavior?

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  •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

    My favorite line from ;Kingdom of Heaven;

    *Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong*,.,..,

    --Godfrey of Ibelin--

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      My favorite line from the Bible is Psalm 23: I will fear no evil...

      My nukes and bunker busting bombs comfort me.

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      •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

        @felterupgood

        (Best ad-lib line from any movie)

        *I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum*

        --Roddy Piper--

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        • tmenycologist January 14, 2018

          @GrimmWilder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z01_iTeQVIk

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          •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

            @tmenycologist

            ah i remember Bernard Black!......you in England?

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  •   maddog123 January 14, 2018

    Drove nearly eight hundred fucking miles to phily and back and for what you ask???

    To get embarrassed all to hell watching those FUCK FALCONS PLAY AN ENTIRE GAME WITH THERE HEADS STUCK UP THER ASSES !!!!!

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    • working4theweekend January 14, 2018

      @maddog123 I lost a lot of money on those fucking Falcons

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      • felterupgood January 14, 2018

        @working4theweeke

        Steelers bite the dust... Jags move on... Don't care... Go saints

        Patriots move on Titans go fishing

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        •   GrimmWilder January 14, 2018

          @felterupgtood ........They,re 13 & 3 right now, so are the Vikings.....but sadly my Buckneers are 11 & 5,...,,.,.

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        • working4theweekend January 14, 2018

          @felterupgood Saints lost me $$$ too

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          • felterupgood January 14, 2018

            @working4theweekend

            FUCK FUCK FUCK That was so unbelievable.

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @maddog123

      I thought the game was on tv.

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      •   maddog123 January 14, 2018

        @felterupgood

        It was but the tickets were a gift from a friend who couldn't make the trip I wished I had just stayed home and watched it on TV

        I still have a terrible headache and I have the goddam shits eating stadium food and drinking piss warm beer and I think I've got a slight

        Case of frost bite on my fucking shlong HELLO!!!

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        • felterupgood January 14, 2018

          @maddog123

          I was joking about the game on TV ...just wanted my enemies to think I am an idiot so they underestimate me.

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          •   ketamine<3 January 15, 2018

            @felterupgood idk, driving 800 miles to watch a game I could sit at home drinking sounds dumb to me. But "professional" sports are dumb to me so idk. It seems like the gas, food, and time would be worth more than those free tickets he got. JS...

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  •   maddog123 January 14, 2018

    I got banned from face book AGAIN! And the reason was because I said I was a big fan of Adolf Hitler the greatest leader that ever lived! And that fucking Jew goddam fucking Jew that owns face Jew put me in ban jail so fuck face book and fuck that Jew that owns it and fuck his wife and kids and fuck his whore ass wife that sucked my dick for fifty cents goddam cheap ass whore and fuck his mama who also sucked my dick

    Hell fuck the Jews existence !!!!!!

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @maddog123

      Social media isn't as tolerant as CS. Why do you think I hang out here?

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  •   maddog123 January 14, 2018

    More fucking shit here at maddogs

    I having a bad day a bad fucking day!!!

    Few minutes ago I was laying on my bed here looking at shit on here and I was scratching my ass it was a really pesky itch and it was right well almost right in next hell I don't no it was borderline crackage itch so I'm a scratching really good I mean I was going to town when all of a sudden a big huge urge to fart came on me it was one of those huge fart urges that is pain full so I'm scratching and I let it rip all at the same time and pow instead of just gas it was a huge gravy fucking goddam fucking huge ass fucking goddam fucking fuck fucking goddam fucking gravy fucking SHIT!!! My hand was covered in crap I was up to the fucking elboles in it anyway HOWS ALL YALLS DAY GOING

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    •   acairman January 14, 2018

      @maddog123 Great, happyjack finally realized he is an idiot.

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    • felterupgood January 14, 2018

      @maddog123

      Did you see the end of the Saints game? FUCK FUCK

      FUCK

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      •   vikingshill January 14, 2018

        @felterupgood Skol, muddafucka

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      •   maddog123 January 14, 2018

        @felterupgood best game I've seen in a long while those falcons should take note of these other teams on knowing how to punch one into the end zone and not wearing out your kicker every fucking Sunday

        That prick quarter back atl has got that huge contract three four years ago and he's been fucking off ever since

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  •   maddog123 January 14, 2018

    I'm glad i wasn't in Orleans tonight because I'm not a fan of the saints just there over priced booze great food and ugly over priced hookers oh and all the free titty shots that's very good anyway I probably would have yelled hell yeah fuck drew breeze and got my ass beat down

    I done that at a Yankees game one year Boston came back and won I went ape shit yelling hell yeah Boston hell yeah and some fucker slapped the fuck out of the back of my head and I was giving a beer bath from about a hundred people I almost died happy from the near drowning of said beer go Boston!

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 14, 2018

      The Vikings will take it this year.

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      •   maddog123 January 15, 2018

        @Cory H. ?

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      • felterupgood January 15, 2018

        @Cory H.

        I'm strongly pulling for the Patriots. I want to see Brady get his 5th ring and watch Goodell eat his shit again.

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        •   vikingshill January 15, 2018

          @felterupgood Brady has five rings already you dipshit

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          • felterupgood January 15, 2018

            @vikingshill

            Haha. And you thought that was bad news for me...lol

            Looking forward to Goodell giving brady his 7th ring

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