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You seem to have confused me with someone who gives a shit.
Regards, etc, etc.
Your Mother has sold the complete rights to you and I OWN YOU NOW.
So, I changed your name to Pogo, after my late lizard ... You don't mind, do you? Don't answerRHETORICAL!!
@goff fuck you're a dick head. Seriously
Cory, Grimm, AND Wombat know exactly what took place this morning, fool, and it is nothing what you assume ... which is making an ass out of you and um ... YOU.
@letmefindout like totally
Oh yeah ... and making a small ass out of you. :)
Says the man with an ankle biter avatar.
Now, you're taking this too fucking far, man!! She's the sweetest dog!
Besides, I rescued her for my ma ... ya bastard.
Who here gives a shit chicken head? Lmmfao!
I have dachshunds. I sell them as Emotional Support Animals. And 1 of them was a rescue.
@letmefindout : Is it true that dachshunds can't climb stairs with a hard on?
And other idiosynchonisities. But they are personable, lovable and smart.
@goff: Dude, thank God you saved that dog from you Mom.... I hate the Crones eat their young! Good you caught that early but, it's too bad you got away, at an early age! I guess we'll have to deal with another POS DOG!
You need to get off whatever substance that you're on for me to understand what the hell you're talking about, but if you're being rude you could fuck off cuz I did nothing to you, dude. I never even spoke to you before.
If you're not trying to be rude, then I apologize, but you still need to get the marbles out of your mouth or in this case out of your fingers.
Derp, derp, derp, fingers. Lol
Wow literally sticking out of mike's ass get a grip son
@wallawilly I want royalties for the DERP!
I remember reading about such a crone who threw children in her oven and lived in a gingerbread house. Just sayin;....
@fistermister I am enjoying some popcorn and beer
@goff : Who the fuck is pogo?
I thought Ouch was Pogo. Now I'm confused.
He is ... the lizard thing is a JOKE between wombat and I. A JOKE.
@wombatbytes He told you already....... His late lizard.
If a member was posting excessively long posts all over, I’d ask them to stop. But, in these open rants, I don’t worry about it.
I will delete ... YOU give me the word.
How can you really delete when everything stays on the Internet forever?
@goff here's a word
So much hate.
You need Jesus.
@Cory H. At least someone Killed that cunt!
We should do the same to this fucking weird ass sooky little bitch!
I think you should apologize and offer to bury the hatchet.
@Cory H. OK If you think it will help
Dear Goff I am sorry you think we are friends...
I am sorry that you email me constantly off site.....
I am sorry that you MULTI POST on CS......
I'm sorry you had your account banned and came back to under this user name and are still here
I am Sorry that Grimm seems to be your best buddy LMMFAO SALT ( DERP....I know the meaning)
I am sorry that you are a DERP pogo
Now show me your head so I can bury the hatchet like Croy and Cory thinks i shroud
WHY OH WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE THESE CUNTS FOLLOW ME ON CS???
FOR THAT I AM TRULY SORRY!
That was RUDE!
@Cory H. SALT to go along with the feeling or mood of the PG
@Cory H. But every word of it was true!
This is so stupid ...
And you six other derper idiots deserve each other.
I don't think, I know we were never friends, fool.
I currently do not email you at all and I haven't in a while and go ahead and post how many I actually did post (w/out my personal affairs included and if you did, then I would hunt you down and put a serious hurt that would be, oh so regrettable, on your end). It will be a minimal amount and the vast amount of it will be in response to your ORIGINAL INITIATION ... idiot.
I multi post, you multi post, bob multi posts, larry multi posts. Your point, you hypocritical control freak?
SRV was temporarily banned and I chose to take this one up when I had both to choose from and Cory even offered SRV to me and I declined. I even have a few more that are about from 3 to 6 years old, I can't remember any of the name and password shit anymore and they were different IPs, altogether.
Grimm is a genuinely nice guy as well as Cory and several others. But you're an impatient, hypocritical, egotistical, pathological liar and I foresee Big Matilda the croc having a scrumptious bass guitar breakfast very soon. And who gives a flying fuck what your derp means. Just worry about your new name for when the judge asks you the origin of it when you're in court getting it legally changed to Pogo.
I'm not a derp, nor am I Pogo. You are a stupid ass, though.
There, I covered all your "apologetic" b.s. talking points and shot (bang bang) each of them down while "unarmed". Now, how the fuck is that even possible?
Well maybe it's because you're a stupid ass, you're a mental midget. Hmmm ... could that be the fucking reason?
Ya know, I really should buy this joint just so I could have the pleasure of booting your ass out of here ... the only world you have. But then, what would you do? Awww ...
You'd probably just ice yourself by feeding yourself to Big Matilda.
"Breaking news — "sad, pathological clown feeds himself to Big Matilda." lol
You're a sad aussie sac. And don't you forget that—aussie, not 'Merican!!
@goff : What a whiney bitch!
Hey wombat it was point for point response to ouch's whiney list. What is wrong with you? Biased much?
And to think that I gave you the Pink title, you ingrate.
@goff : Delusional much?
There are two sides to each story. Telling his doesn't make him "whiney." Being "whiney" is bitching and complaining for transparent or non-existent reasons.
Three sides to every store. His side, her side, and the truth.
Corey, I couldn't get any closer to the truth ... believe it.
I'm not the pathological one here. You know that. I've already proven that to you. For example, I can further prove who started this b.s. with the emails. I have them as proof. Let me know if you want to see them.
I went point for point for a reason. Just so I can show the contrast between the truth and a lie and that's what I accomplished. So, to be honest, Cory, there is no third story. There's his and there's mine. There is no in-between.
Oh, that’s just a quote my grandpa use to say.
Ya know, I was wondering who the 'her' was ...
@letmefindout : Non-existent reasons. Refer above.
Get rid of your 'peace' avatar, ya fake ass. Muslim?
@goff I just loved the email you sent Cory asking him to get me to stop NEGGING you LMMFAO
No Seriously LMMFAO!
And Cory just loved your email to me, fool with all the bullshit lies and neg reports and Corey doesn't have access to it and all those other pathological lies you're pathetic dude you're fucking pathetic you're a self-hating puke go away.
@ouch I am enjoying some popcorn and beer
this cunts fucked
Tick Tock ...
@ouch I probably will be taking over wics.
I'll be doing that during my nap.
Maybe I'll get maddog to do it when he's not too drunk.
lol you sloppy wretch.
Threatening a members life?
What are the rules on that, Cory?
And just for the record, since I'm in the defensive position, you best be a mean mother, that's all I got to say, because if you're not, ballsey one, then prepare to star as another CS hardcore victim, Pogo.
Bank on that ...
@goff I scrolled past all of that with out reading any if it just to tell you to fuck off and have a nice day pogo derp cunt
You don't even know who Pogo was , do you? lol
@goff Dont care is more like it you dumb spic
Or get "Spawned."
I know, because you're a pussy. You make death threats because you're a pussy. You're an Australian pussy. You're a descendant of pussy criminals.
@goff Death threats? WTF are you talking about dumb ass
Aren't you a Pollock? Oh, no wonder why you're an idiot. Not only are you people idiots, but you're a bunch of cowards. Your loser people fucking went and sucked the Nazi cock and helped commit all kinds of atrocities during WWll. Your people should be ashamed. Is that why you moved so far away? Fucking pussy cowards. You belong exactly where you're at. lol
Well, it may be vacation time for Ouchanitas.
@Cory H. Well Hamilton Island is nice this time of year so I will be taking a vacation :)
Here is a thoughts just for fun. Put a ban ouch for a month to a PG vote and lets see what happens, Hell I wont even suspend you as the Moderator if it goes through, I'll even vote YES
The funny thing is Goff seems to think he and I have some sort of relationship or that I even read his posts anymore, I learnt just very early on to ignore him.
Some of the off site emails he was CONSTANTLY sending me were even more fucked up than I write, they are just nonsensical trash so I don't bother with this dude who multi post and constantly deletes his own comments or just Post gibberish towards other members like he has been some sort of active member of CS for years!. So you see this man crush this little piggy has on me is totally one sided and he just can't handle that i dismissed him as a moron with in the first few contacts we had and watching his early posts made me not want to have any sore of contact or friendly back and forth with him. So Mr goff or what ever user name we have not baned yet are a dime a dozen and I would be happy to bitch slap you in a forum situation but here in the PG you are nothing but an insect so go fuck yourself.
Vote Ouch Ya or Na just for fucks and giggles
Does this mean that they will close Ouches Pandorium Ride down at the carnival?
Due to lack of upkeep
@goff I am enjoying some popcorn and beer
Have some on the house.
Now look what this has elevated to. Can you recall? The moment when hostility hit? I will tell you. When I was asking for help on a font issue, which I figured out. I made a scenario joke about how you are paranoid about receiving files through emails and such and you just closed up all of a sudden pretended not to get it, became rudely dismissive, I let you know in a civil way that you were rude, you replied even ruder, that's when I decided to join the ranks of rudeness along side your ass and away we went ...
But what that means, Mike, is that you initiated and elevated all this shit and these people side with you (they should just mind their own) thinking that I am in the wrong because of your constant b.s. lies and/or because they just are siding with the dude who they think decides the weekly top ten list. Well, I just gave the fuckin' proof and I can back it up.
@wombatbytes I am enjoying some popcorn and beer
Actually I think @goff is kinda cute - like an old fashioned clockwork toy.
You simply wind him up and away he goes on the BullShit Express.
(I'm also enjoying a beer - isn't it breakfast time in your part of the world?)
@goff you need another dog or something. Holy fucking shit.
@happyjack : I don't know about that.
There rumours about what happened to the last little doggie...
Come on fred I don't need it from you too, alright?
@goff ZZZZZZZZZ Snores and I wont read that post either as you are a stupid troll and you are not up to scratch to take me on.
@kore Pass the bowl and the bowl and the beer
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the
ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a
customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your
gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he
falls down, screaming, blood squirts out of his nose. Freaks everybody out.
Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya.
But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her
shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The
managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin' you static, he
probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-
a-bitch in two. If you wanna know something he won't tell you, cut off one of
his fingers. The little one. Then tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll
tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. ........ I'm hungry, let's get a taco.,..,,..,
Beautiful! ... Bravo! ... Bravo!
@GrimmWilder : Hey, why am I Mr Pink?
Well, I usually like to be, but you're the man so ... hello, Mr. Pink. Are you sure you don't wanna be Mr. Purple or something?
Be very careful! You know what they say and what follows "two in the pink..."
Remember your sling blade story and I put a part two to it. Well, I finished the story with the guy saying, "I'm hungry ... let's go grab a taco" or something like that.
that's what made me think of this one,..,,.,.
Ahhh! ... Nice!
To pick that up like that off of such a small line. Really ... impressive.
Getting awkward in here.
@happyjack I'd choose another word to describe it
Another love song for the ages.
@letmefindout yes some strong feelings on display.
You booger eating nerds crack me up......lol
Speaking of boogers, where's Maddog?
You know what, Earl, you are among a handful of people here that seem to be rational people. You're not an asshole right? You're not a piece of shit right? You're not a true racist right? So, just as soon as we get this top ten point thing squared away, everything will be just fine ... right, Mr. Jones?
Another Hardy Boys Mystery.
No ... actually, Nancy Drew meets Charlie Chan.
LOL + plus
Keep at least one foot grounded................less you drown at the shallow end.,.,.,,.
Still on the yellow brick road, half way there. Had to stop at a local bar ended up fucking a dwarf... I know I am close to Oz now.
@kore Hey Look me up when you get here
@ouch I will
Little people were at the beginning ....if your were near Oz you would be fucking flying monkeys
@felterupgood Was too drunk, cant remember what I fucked... Hmmm, could of been a flying monkey...
I was going to say something but first I need Felthimselfupgood's ok. I Don't want to appear obsessive or compulsive.
@vivalamigra lol +
Where can i find good incest porn
Im talking grandma on dog
@what now? whats next? France?
@what now? whats next? That's would be in the beastly section not insest
@nybadguy can you blame trump for liking Ivanka though?
@kungfubeaner she is kind of sexy.
@nybadguy Beastiality bro
@what now? whats next? ,
Can't you just record something at home?
He doesn't have a dog
@felterupgood Then he can use his llama instead.
@goodster : Llamas are ok, just don't invest in alpacas.
A couple of years ago I was collating the livestock losses and damage after a major bushfire.
Sheep & cattle were typically 20-40% dead or needing to be destroyed.
Alpacas - 80%+. I reckon you could show them a lit match and half of them would keel over dead at the sight of it.
(Don't mention the rabbits - 100% losses due to smoke at 2 farms)
@what now? whats next? : @goff gave his Ma a little doggy.
Will that do?
Wombat, you like to travel, right?
Well, make a trip to sunny san diego and visit my mom and her dog. Don't worry ... they don't bite.
@goff : OK - you are 12 y.o. right?
The way you talk, idiot, you sound like you're six.
But when you go elsewhere and start talking about my mother and her dog with other people, that's kind of creepy and childish, so I invite you to come by where I live and we can talk.
That's not childish at all.
That's just somebody like you who deserves a nice fucking throat punch. A good one too ... where I put my hips into it.
nothing wrong with that ... nothing wrong with that ...
@goff : So the whiney bitch is now making physical threats to member?
Just like he whined about someone else doing a few hours ago.
I just said that you were worthy of it, dude.
Nothing wrong with that ...
But keep in mind like all the rest of you, you initiated contact with me, you drew first blood, not me, keep that in mind, I never even knew you, never even spoke to you, so keep that in mind, all you dolts initiated with me, evidently, you don't understand this or don't give a shit, so if you don't like it then shut the fuck up and mind your own affairs.
Three people already told you I wasn't whining, but shows how much mongoloid runs in your thick-blooded gypsy roots. Perish, bug.
@goff : Premenstrual?
@goff Who the fuck is this edgelord
Yeah, shhh ... smart
@what now? whats next? You may want to check out your old vhs home videos.
Take a good look around.....it won't be like this ever again.....the earth will soon purge itself of human existence.....
Enjoy every sandwich,..,,.,..,,.
With that news I'm off to the space station
@felterupgood i save the last bullet for me! Down in my Bunker under my house out in the woods of blackforest.
We are just one direct GRB from being toast! There will be NO evidence of human existence. Pretty freaky man.
Until the sun explodes and burns the entire earth to ashes .... there will always be tons and tons and tons of human trash as evidence.... come to think of it... humans have sent a lot of rockets into space.... they will probably be around for eternity.
You're wrong. All good.
@GrimmWilder NNNOOOOOOOOOOO ,,,,,Not the sammich's!!!
Divorces are so expensive because they are worth it.
Alas, the marriage of costly amendments and monumentally stupid mishaps is eternal.
My father is creating a small work/storage bench in the shed, my family replace the one side of the roof, so he can store the tools he had laying in the shed's door way in a organized area. Today my father installed some old peg board, he had saved back thirty years in the past, on the two walls above the said bench. I had cut out the pieces for the walls as he screwed the them in the proper place hopefully the organizing system of the said bench will help my father and I find the tools we use most frequently in the shed.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
"VENI, VIDI, VICI"
My lady from Vermont (the snowflake state) has been wanting me to help her prepare for spring and gardening and flower beds. So she gives me this formula for soil and compost and perlite and blood meal and dolomite and mulch... etc etc. Fuck that's a lot of work.... so I had a 12 winch motor that I had used to pull my ultralight into my truck bed.. and 55 gallon drum and screen and lumber ..... so I put it all together to make an electric trommel / mixer/ sifter. I only spent about $10 on wheels and a switch.
It's all off-the-shelf parts from Lowes, HF and CL. No trips to a junk yard looking for belts, pulleys, chains, sprockets or reduction gears. It's direct drive with 2,000 lbs torque and I have two screen sizes that can be swapped out in less than 5 seconds.
I put three 5 gallon buckets of potting soil in it with a layer of perlite between each bucket.... then turned it on..... it all came out mixed perfectly. I'm a fucking genius!
May I ask you something? You're all church-going folk. I really want to ask you something. Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit! I really want to know. Or do you think it was just another one of his minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods! Do you think women are like that? What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes! Of course, when we make mistakes, they call it evil! When God makes mistakes, they call it nature!
So whaddya think? Women. A mistake?! Or did He DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE!? Because I really want to know! Because if it's a mistake, maybe we can do somethin' about it! Find a cure! Invent a vaccine! Build up our immune systems! Get a little exercise! You know, twenty push-ups a day, and you never have to be afflicted with women EVER AGAIN!
--Daryl Van Horne--
When one faults, the surest answer and solution is to bear the brunt at one's doorstep first. Cliff Notes: Maybe it's you that is at fault as opposed to the women. Food for thought....
I found your answer in a comment made this week
That's kinda depressing... but the chances you'll find answers here is NOT likely.
I'm lit and want to say FUCK YOU to everyone. If my niece didn't drive me home my Imperial would have killed plenty of people (deservedly) and I still want to run people over with my prized Mopar so it's good I can't find my keys and go out. Fuck you. Fuck Japan and Korea and Germany and all you shithole fucks. Consider yourselves lucky that an Imperial didn't end your existences whilst teaching you what a real car and bumper is capable of doing. What's that? Trump making you cry? Awww go polish your plastic homocars and shut up. True it's 2018 and accepting a piece of gay plastic as cool is the norm but you are fooling no one but yourselves (and Obama that pretend Southsider).
@vivalamigra nobody is concerned with trump. Trump is traveling abroad without the First Lady because he got caught fucking and paying off a porn star. The fucking took place 4 months after she gave birth to their child. Yeah he's a great guy. What other types of payoffs has this liar and cheat pulled off?
He's in good company..........Clinton stuffed cigars up an intern's pussy, Kennedy cheated on Jackie-O with Marilyn Monroe and high priced hookers, LBJ was a closet fag....
@GrimmWilder those others are dead, or in Clinton's case damn near...
But fucking a pornstar while his wife is at home with his newborn, then paying $130k for her to keep quiet about it when he decides to run for office. But I have new respect for the First Lady now, doesn't appear as though she's the pushover I originally assumed she was.
@happyjack At least he is travelling abroad without some dopey Dems apologizing for America, Do you close your eyes to all the porn stars here Mr. man without sin?
@happyjack I'm sure you heard the stories of Barack and Rahm meeting at the bathhouse. I'm surprised he didn't have to pay the Jew but then again maybe he paid BHO?
Please stay off the road.... at least till you see Trump crowned king of the world. You have too much to live for.
@felterupgood Get in the road I'll crown you!
You're sooo ambitious, aren't you...? You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste... Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling...? And that accent you're trying so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of the lamp...? You know how quickly the boys found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere. Getting all the way - to the F...B...I.
That's some great writing.
@felterupgood ....It is from 'Silence Of The Lambs'
I think DERP POGO is under the impression that I give a fuck LMMFAO
Go Get FUCKED you Beiber award WICS WINNING little Waaa waaaaaa
Oh whats da matter sunshine Did you get all upset and email Cory and asked him to get me to stop negging YOU LMMFAO ( it wasn't actually me dumb ass) so LMMFAO
No serious LMMFAO! what a fucking child!
I know an anecdote about 'Pogo the Pedo'........
*i'll save it for later*