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February 11, 2018

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  •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

    Hey @ketamine<3,

    You told us about your rubbed jerky. How about sharing the recipe.

    Cheers.

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    •   ouch February 11, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      Soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, brown sugar, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder and paprika. Cover and marinate in the refrigerator overnight.

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      • goff February 11, 2018

        @wombatbytes

        Then, wombat, remove from fridge next morning, sprinkle with pie crust and dab with maple syrup, then let sit for 40 min. to 1 hour then shove the whole thing wholeheartedly straight up your bloody, rectal prolapse, you trembling, little twat.

        Then foot-slap yourself, for good measure.

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        •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

          @goff : Dumb cunt.

          Try 250 gms cheap beef mince.

          250 gms Ratsak

          Have your slave master dip your worthless face into the bowl while attached to your leather leash.

          Tip you you out of a moving vehicle.

          Three days later you are declared dead by faggot misadventure.

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          • goff February 11, 2018

            @wombatbytes

            R U visiting

            Yes or No??????

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            •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

              @goff : Faggot. You don't even know which continent you are pretending to post from.

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              • goff February 11, 2018

                @wombatbytes

                I live in southern California, fool. I told you I'd help pay. Where is your rock you live under?

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                •   happyjack February 11, 2018

                  @goff disgrace to the golden state

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                  • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

                    @happyjack

                    You mean "estado d'oro". Get with the times.

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                    • stevenkk February 11, 2018

                      @vivalamigra Estado Dorado

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      •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

        @ouch :Thanks Ouch. Give or take, that's my standard "wet"recipe.

        I was interested in trying a dry rub recipe.

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      • letmefindout February 11, 2018

        @ouch

        Wow. That is so absolutely close to my own. Tell Shanni no more sharing my secrets if the truth gets out like this...

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    •   ketamine<3 February 11, 2018

      @wombatbytes hey man, I used a very small amount of maranade, and I mean like an 8th of a bottle on about 12 lbs cut beef, then rubbed in some lemon garlic, salt, and cracked pepper. Added a small ammout of soy and Worcestershire sauce and massaged the shit out of it. Let one sit for 24 hours and when putting it on the dehydrator I cracked more pepper over it. The other Half I let sit for 48 hours and cooked as is. Both turned out awesome. I'm very happy with it. im going to keep playing around with these ingredients, my brothers said it was the best I've made yet and I agree.

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      •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3 : Thanks for that.

        I was curious how much salt you used and for how long.

        Now here's the burn

        I've just been diagnosed with Hemachromatotis - essentially I accumulate more iron than I use.

        So, twice weekly blood donations.

        Goodbye:

        beloved cast iron cookware.

        Excessive red meat.

        Jerky.

        Oysters, mussels, clams.

        Fuck...

        I'm going to start a leech farm!!!

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        • goff February 11, 2018

          @wombatbytes

          Man, you keep your uncurable cancer bullshit leech twat sex shit to yourself. I almost threw up my Grey Poupon, jackass.

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        • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

          @wombatbytes Semen is high in iron. Maybe you should cut down?

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          •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

            @vivalamigra : Thanks. I will follow your expert advice.

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            • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

              @wombatbytes No problem. I'm sure your doctor told you the same thing when he diagnosed you.

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              •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

                @vivalamigra : I'm not that intimate with my doctor...

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        •   ketamine<3 February 11, 2018

          @wombatbytes damn I'm sorry to hear that man. I live with crohns so I understand having to watch what you eat. I probly shouldn't eat the way I do but on some level I say fuck it theres some things I'm not giving up. Hope you feel better man.

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          •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

            @ketamine<3 : I feel fairly fine.

            It will be a period of high frequency therapeutic blood donations, then regular maintenance donations after that.

            Much better than not having enough iron...

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    •   ketamine<3 February 11, 2018

      @wombatbytes actually that's probly not true, that's the weight before I trim it. I buy the big stew beef chunks, it was probly only around 9 lbs or so. But it didn't have as much flavor as I wanted I thought the lemon garlic stuff I was using had salt in it but it didn't so next time I'll know to add salt, or more soy sauce or something.

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      •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3 : Great stuff. I'll try it with beef and kangaroo and report back.

        I'll tell my Dr I've been a good boy.

        Thanks.

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        •   ketamine<3 February 11, 2018

          @wombatbytes kangaroo huh? I might have to try that one day. How is that compared to beef?

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          •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

            @ketamine<3 : Roo is a bit game-ier flavour wise, but more muscular and very lean.

            Some people love it, some hate it (helps if you know how to cook on a BBQ).

            It makes for excellent jerky.

            Poor old Skippy - you may have to look that reference up :-)

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            •   ketamine<3 February 11, 2018

              @wombatbytes yeah I will I have no idea what that means lol. That sounds pretty good to me, I like meat like that, does make good jerky, like the deer and elk jerky we have here.

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              •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

                @ketamine<3 Google 'Skippy the Bush kangaroo'.

                Every Aussie kid grew up watching it in the '70s.

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      •   sarge07 February 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I use a London broil. Depending on what I'm in the mood for I usually uses a very small amount of salt and pepper, or home made teriyaki sauce and hand between the oven racks with toothpicks with the oven set at 159 for 24 hours. I keep the oven door cracked open to allow the moisture to escape.

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        •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

          @sarge07 : No issues with too little salt?

          I thought it was essential during drying to prevent nasty bacteria taking hold.

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          •   sarge07 February 12, 2018

            @wombatbytes not at all

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  •   what now? whats next? February 11, 2018

    Up on adult swim just watching anime and just looking man this anime hoes fine as hell i dont know if im to high or they really doing shit with them but sheesh. I do infact still eat top ramen

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    • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

      @what now? whats next? I used to eat Top Ramen until I read the ingredients. There is enough sodium in one package to last you a week.

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      • letmefindout February 11, 2018

        @vivalamigra

        OH Ramen. I thought he said semen.

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        • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

          @letmefindout No, if that was the case he would be suffering from hemochromatosis.

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          •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

            @vivalamigra : But now I have an excuse for setting off the metal detectors at the airport.

            Your excuse? oh, I'm meeting my boyfriend. I have a metal butt plug up my arse.

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            • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

              @wombatbytes Tell your boyfriend hi for me! I don't know what an arse is but I'm sure you will be ok!

              +0 -4
        •   what now? whats next? February 11, 2018

          @letmefindout U nasty fuck

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        •   what now? whats next? February 11, 2018

          @letmefindout Quiting is for quiters

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      •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

        @vivalamigra : Shit - it's all diet this week. Sodium, semen, iron.

        I'm not looking forward to next week!

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  • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

    Who else enjoys buying a quality piece of rope to sling over a sturdy beam. Tying a nice tight noose in it at just the right hight, then sliding the nice soft rope over the neck stand on a chair n kick it out from under you??

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    •   ketamine<3 February 11, 2018

      @insanecunt89 obviously all of us since we're posting on CS..

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      • goff February 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        You really think so?

        It's funny, nonetheless.

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      •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3 : Don't feed the trolls man...

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        •   sarge07 February 11, 2018

          @wombatbytes that particular troll needs mental help with all the suicide fantasies it posts.

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          • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

            @sarge07 u need medical help to remove the monster dildo u thought you would make a movie with

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          •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

            @sarge07 : nah - he needs encouragement to do it properly...

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        • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

          @wombatbytes don't exist cunt. Ur an embarrassment

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    • goff February 11, 2018

      @insanecunt89

      Well, anybody who attempted this one or any of the other things you've suggested who were obviously brave and successful at it and, therefore, wouldn't be around to answer your fail-tinged & cowardly question.

      So, are you talking to failures and cowards such as yourself because that's all you have.

      Look, set a camera up aimed at a spot where you will land when you jump or film yourself shooting yourself with a shotgun up the ass or place your dick or balls or both in the barrell, but just do it already.

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      • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

        @goff ha brave. Any cunt trying to do any of these things is a gutless mut coward. Deal with life like the rest of us have to instead of dogging out.. Also if u don't like the comment u fucking hag don't read it slut

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    •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

      @insanecunt89 : My quality pieces of jute rope have been manually scorched to remove excess fibres and then softened by hand with a mixture of waxes.

      The only question is how tight you want it, little bitch?

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      • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

        @wombatbytes tighter then your mother ever was the whore

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        •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

          @insanecunt89 : I don't think the people here like you...

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          • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

            @wombatbytes that's the aim u retarded fuck knuckle

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            •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

              @insanecunt89 : mission accomplished, inbred retard.

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              • insanecunt89 February 12, 2018

                @wombatbytes oh wats that? U don't have a life outside of crazy shit? In real life ur a tiny piece of shit in a drop loo.

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  • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

    Obama declares June National LBTQFAG Month. Parades everywhere. Nation joyous. HJ proud.

    Trump mulls Military Parade for 4th of July. Nation horrified. HJ triggered.

    HJ may be right, Russians rigged our election. We may now need to investigate collusion between Obama and Fire Island next.

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  •   maddog123 February 11, 2018

    Got one ellava hungover today I need my as hole sucked so where's Hillary that sleazy fucking whore

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  •   maddog123 February 11, 2018

    Fuck the gays bunch of brain dead cock suckers and fuck Hillary if the bitch doesn't show up to suck my bung hole

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  •   maddog123 February 11, 2018

    And fix the plus minus thingy I can't neg my self any more. !!!!!!!!

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  •   maddog123 February 11, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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    •   maddog123 February 11, 2018

      I'm not gay so if one of you fuckes try to scratch my balls for me i m NOT DOWN WITH THAT SORT OF SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE A REAL CUNT!!!

      then I'm down!

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  • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

    Everyone here has to admit one thing.

    Isn't it great that Obama is gone and we no longer have to pretend that Michelle is attractive and intelligent? I for one am happy that they are ashamed to show their faces here in Chicago after embarrassing the nation for eight years. Pretty sure every idiotic thing he did has been erased except DACA, which is on it's last legs. Did the Earth ever heal and the waters slow their rise like he promised?

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  • vivalamigra February 11, 2018

    Case in point.

    I posted a photo of Michelle Obama in "Luvthick's Mansion" and LT cried to Corey to have it removed. There is hope for LT after all!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 11, 2018

    Obama: best president ever.

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  •   picklehiesner February 11, 2018

    Puffy baby mon

    +1 -0
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