► THE DAILY RANT

March 10, 2018

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  •   ouch March 10, 2018

    Sorry Fukkers I got hung up drinking beer and fucking Shanni and I only just put the finishing touches on the WICS. I can tell you this about it the wics, It covers the past 2 weeks and I have only used the + system by looking to the right hand side of the site for comments with a +20 rating and above

    This one will be 14 comments long and runs for 7.47 minutes

    Now before you bitch at me that some of the same old fukkers making the cut and there were plenty of comments that should be in it I can offer you this advice

    #1 SUCK MY BALLS and make one ya self

    #2 LOVE ME or HATE ME for taking the time to do it for you

    #3 Read and + more comments

    #4 Have a CS party and let Goff out of the Gimp Bin

    +15 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2018

      @ouch,

      Thanks for making another WICS.

      Goff is dead. We had his remains cremated, added to a batch of chili, and served it up for free at the local gay bar.

      +8 -1
      •   ouch March 10, 2018

        @Cory H. Goff is dead??

        I say you are incorrect

        0.43

        http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/57721-there-s-3-ways-you-can-show-off-the-female-body

        S/He lives!

        +4 -1
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2018

          @ouch,

          Yep. We had to use a pyre. Didn’t fit in the oven. Big batch of chili too.

          +5 -1
          • bwooly March 10, 2018

            @Cory H. Did you serve the chili with menstrual wine from all the whining bitches?

            +2 -1
        • working4theweekend March 10, 2018

          @ouch I knew that was him

          +3 -0
      • turtlesex March 10, 2018

        @Cory H.

        Thank you.

        Now, to those certain cs members, please go about your business with your obsession with goff and please leave me out of it.

        +2 -7
        •   wallawilly March 10, 2018

          @turtlesex

          Dude. WTF are you thanking him for?

          There is NO MENTION OF YOU IN THE RANT!!!

          Get over yourself.

          +6 -3
          • turtlesex March 11, 2018

            @wallawilly

            It's called verifying that I'm not goff, Mr. Mojo Risin'.

            You're such a forever fuck.

            +3 -5
            •   happyjack March 11, 2018

              @turtlesex ok Goff.

              +5 -8
              • turtlesex March 11, 2018

                @happyjack

                Keep on going, jack, willy, sarge.

                Keep on going.

                +1 -5
                •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

                  @turtlesex what the fuck did I do? Leave me out of your petty fuckin bullshit

                  +4 -2
                  • turtlesex March 11, 2018

                    @sarge07

                    You were also talking shit to me. Alzheimer's kicking in?

                    +3 -4
                    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

                      @turtlesex you attack everyone and expect civility? You are definitely delusional. What a sad attempt at petty cyber bully, HAHAHAHAHA!

                      +3 -2
                •   happyjack March 11, 2018

                  @turtlesex ok copy that will do Goff.

                  +4 -6
              •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

                @happyjack

                And from this day forward, you will refer to me, as Mr Forever Fuck.

                +2 -0
            •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

              @turtlesex

              AGAIN, you verifying dumbshit:

              YOU WERE NOT MENTIONED, BROUGHT UP OR REFERRED TO. Not to bright, huh genius...

              +3 -2
              • turtlesex March 11, 2018

                @wallawilly

                "Not to bright, huh genius."

                Two o's in the word 'too'.

                You were asking a question, not making a statement, right?

                Not too bright, eh?

                I have commented because I am involved. How?

                Well, ironically, because of you. Cory and management can and has verified that I don't come from any other IP but my own.

                Goff was banned (right?) and I have no connection with him and I have been harassed by (since I've joined and not necessarily currently) willy, wombat, muzzie, sarge and jack and perhaps I'm missing one or two.

                You obviously miss this dude and should have group sessions to talk about this issue.

                Looking in, it's rather troubling to watch, not to mention all of the non-members who most likely see the same shit and come to the same god-awful conclusion.

                And you guys eyeing me up & down as your fucking lost treasure that got away, quite frankly, makes me understand the #metoo movement more and more.

                There — I said it.

                +3 -4
                •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

                  @turtlesex no one has attacked you until YOU attacked first, calling people vulgar names and starting petty bullshit, you you're the victim.

                  +3 -4
                  •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

                    @sarge07

                    Shh. I'm pulling u aside and whispering. Dude is a cocksucker BUT he knows people. In the end, we lose. Quiet now. I dont want anyone hearing this...

                    +4 -2
                    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

                      @wallawilly oh right, "Tick Toc", sshhh

                      +2 -2
                  •   happyjack March 11, 2018

                    @sarge07 that's what Goff's do.

                    +3 -5
                    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

                      @happyjack we all need to walk on eggshells around turtlebutt or we'' be banned LOL

                      +3 -2
                    •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

                      @happyjack

                      ROTFLMMFAO! Pissing my pants..

                      +3 -2
                  • turtlesex March 12, 2018

                    @sarge07

                    I'm sorry but you're wrong. Maybe you were away, but I was harassed and bothered first out of the blue.

                    Then, you came along and started to bother me and harass me first. I never sought you out and bothered you. Why would I do that?

                    Go back and look at the posts for yourself.

                    Just leave me alone. That's all I ask.

                    But if you continue to bother me in conjunction with Willie or whomever, no matter how subtle, then I'll make it an issue.

                    +2 -1
                    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

                      @turtlesex and you forget that I never said a word until YOU stacked others. Grow the fuck up and shut up already. Stop whining about being the fuckin victim when you bring the rain on yourself.

                      +0 -0
                •   happyjack March 11, 2018

                  @turtlesex only Goff has long winded crying sessions like that. I'm pretty damn confident that you could get a different IP address, but you can't get a new act. We know who you are.

                  +3 -6
                  • turtlesex March 12, 2018

                    @happyjack

                    Jack,

                    Then think what you like. I really don't care what you feel internally. Just as long as you don't spew it externally towards me.

                    But your description of my explanation as a long-winded crying session only shows what kind of a person you are, but if I were to get into that then that would only be another of my long-winded cry sessions, so best I should stay away from that.

                    Just being considerate for your benefit, jack.

                    So, like I said to Sarge, if you continue to bother me like you have in conjunction with or by yourself, no matter how subtle, I will take an issue with it.

                    +1 -1
                  • turtlesex March 12, 2018

                    @happyjack

                    Google it or call an internet co.

                    Asses just guess or assume.

                    +1 -1
                  •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

                    @bo-peep

                    So what if he is?.........cory checked his ip so you'll never be able prove it for sure,...so why bother with witch hunt?

                    I mean honestly,...who gives a fuckin shit?

                    i think you guys are going through sbohica Withdrawal symptoms .....lol

                    ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

                    +4 -1
                    • turtlesex March 12, 2018

                      @GrimmWilder

                      Wisdom, guts & goodwill prevails in the form of

                      ((GrimmWilder))

                      not to mention some cool art.

                      It's funny, because I was gonna ask if there was anyone out there who can back me up a little bit.

                      So... Thanks.

                      +1 -3
                      •   happyjack March 12, 2018

                        @turtlesex Goff always looks for backup and confirmation from others in his battles LMFAO

                        +1 -2
                    • turtlesex March 12, 2018

                      @GrimmWilder

                      I know I'm wrong, but your art reminds me of the human centipede and that it represents Willie, Sarge, Jack and the rest being fed lies through their asses.

                      But, then again, maybe I'm right, who knows.

                      +1 -3
                      •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

                        @turtlesex

                        I was about to grab my pitchfork and join in when i realized that i don't give two shits about who you really are....

                        Take it from me, 'The big kahuna of racist assholes'....you should pick your battles one at a time........this bunch tend to be like piranha when you're an asshole to everybody all at once.....

                        ᕙ༼=ݓ益ݓ=༽ᕗ

                        +2 -2
                    •   happyjack March 12, 2018

                      @GrimmWilder you might really be as naive as you pretend to be. First off everyone know Sbohica is still here, he'll he's participating in this very discussion. Secondly the IP thing means absolutely nothin. It's very easy to get a different IP in 2018.

                      That being said, does anything we say here really matter?

                      It's still Goff LOL. I'm making a joke out of the whole thing. But Goff started out pretty well at masking his identity but the further he went he got more into Goff mode. He has a pattern of this he admitted he was SRV or SVR or whoever that was before. But at this point I'm intrigued by the awkwardness and weirdness of little Goffy's ploy. Which leads me to the question of why do you care that I care? I think others find it funny or entertaining on a non-update day.

                      +2 -4
                      •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

                        Whatever blows yer skirt up Bo..

                        Carry on.,.,

                        +4 -1
                    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

                      @GrimmWilder remember one banned fuckwad claimed to have a "random IP address generator" what the fuck that is.

                      +0 -0
        • working4theweekend March 10, 2018

          @turtlesex You started off Goff like while most of us were still traumatized so that’s why the assumption. Since then you’ve settled down and managed to convince me your not him. Some of your comment are funny when all of his shit was annoying to everyone

          +2 -2
          • turtlesex March 12, 2018

            @working4theweekend

            I didn't come in here attacking anybody.

            +1 -2
      • working4theweekend March 10, 2018

        @Cory H. Told you it had to be killed with fire

        +4 -0
    • supfishing757 March 10, 2018

      @ouch

      GOFF:

      Going

      Out to

      Find

      Fags

      +10 -0
    •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

      @ouch gnarly dude

      +1 -1
    •   wallawilly March 10, 2018

      @ouch

      You are the man Ouch. We all appreciate the effort. To steal one of the best comments on CS, from the immortal @pickle.

      "WICS baby"

      +5 -0
    •   nybadguy March 10, 2018

      @ouch your WICS is always appreciated bro. The haters can eat a big fat dick.

      +5 -1
      •   wallawilly March 10, 2018

        @nybadguy

        To be perfectly clear. I am NOT a hater.

        +2 -3
        •   ouch March 11, 2018

          @wallawilly but do you eat dick? lol

          +4 -0
          •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

            @ouch

            HER name was Ricky, NOT Richard. And I ate that pussy!

            +2 -0
        •   nybadguy March 11, 2018

          @wallawilly why so defensive? Are you guilty. First step to getting help is admitting you have a problem. We are here for you. Just send in $10 for a 1 time fee

          +2 -0
          •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

            @nybadguy

            Well, you know it was $20 and we all know $20 is $20.

            +3 -0
        • turtlesex March 11, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Yes......U R.

          And a big one at that.

          +1 -4
          •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

            @turtlesex "I didn't come in here attacking anybody"

            +0 -0
    • working4theweekend March 11, 2018

      @ouch Well post it already

      +1 -0
  •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

    Why is it when a washed up Hollyweird child "star" files for bankruptcy the intraweb goes fuckin spastic with support, but when it happens to a neighbor, most shun said neighbor? Why the fuck are these moron "celebrities" more important then those of us in the real world?

    +4 -1
    • letmefindout March 10, 2018

      @sarge07

      For TV Land to survive.....

      +2 -3
    •   wallawilly March 10, 2018

      @sarge07

      Ive been considering starting a Go Fund Me page titled:

      I Need More Sluts

      If you run across it, help a brother out. Bitches be spensive...

      +4 -0
      •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

        @wallawilly i'll look for it now

        +1 -0
    •   nybadguy March 10, 2018

      @sarge07 it's like a cult bro.

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

        @nybadguy now aint that the truth, one of those useless pukes dies of a drug overdose and they place them on pedestal, a veteran dies of an overdose and no one gives two shits about them, amazing.

        +4 -0
        •   happyjack March 10, 2018

          @sarge07 I think you're painting with a broad brush. How about Pat Tillman? He was the lead story on every news cast. Most veterans aren't famous, celebrities are.

          +2 -6
          •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

            @happyjack I don't think so, Tillman was the exception because he gave up a football career to serve the country. These "celebrities" can do no wrong and are treated as if a national hero died when one od's.

            +1 -0
        •   nybadguy March 10, 2018

          @sarge07 money is the root to all evil. Just look at trump.

          +3 -0
    •   happyjack March 10, 2018

      @sarge07 actually a washed up child star is no more of a moron than our neighbors more times than not. People feel sorry for them because more times than not the parents and agents have pimped them out and often deprived them of a normal childhood. Combine that with being caught up in Hollywood's drug culture and you have a recipe for disaster.....doesn't mean the now older child star is now an asshole and not in need or deserving of help.

      +3 -6
      •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

        @happyjack I agree, there are laws supposedly protecting the finances of these child stars (Coogan's law Jackie Coogan AKA Uncle Fester), unfortunately after the become of age they squander their fortune on nothing. Then you have idiots like Depp paying 200 grand a month on wine (yes I know that wine can be a profitable investment as long as you drink it all) and an extravagant lifestyle he really can't afford then blaming his management company for blowing his money. Help is one thing, deserving of the public's pity is another, especially when John and Jane Q Public can only dream of the lives these people live(ed).

        +1 -0
        •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2018

          @sarge07

          Jackie Coogan, was part of an angry mob that lynched Thomas Harold Thurmond and John M. Holmes who kidnapped and murdered his friend Brooke Hart in 1933,,,.,.,,.

          +4 -0
          •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

            @GrimmWilder an event he publically lamented years later on a talk show, Merv Griffin I think

            +1 -0
      •   nybadguy March 11, 2018

        @happyjack facts

        +1 -0
  •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

    The coffee shop Hasta Muerte (to death) has chosen to ban law enforcement officers for the "emotional health" of their customers. Good, when they get robbed are they going to expect law enforcement to respond? Yes they will because they are far better than the liberal douchebags that own that shop.

    +2 -0
    •   happyjack March 11, 2018

      @sarge07 cops need to respond because that's what they're paid to do. It's their job to protect and serve without emotional bias. Even for some assholes that banned them from their place of business.

      +2 -5
      •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

        @happyjack I believe I stated that my friend. Interesting how a Christian baker can be sued for refusing a certain customers, yet a liberal owned establishment does the same with no legal ramifications. Hypocrisy at it's finest

        +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2018

    Sarge is a painter?

    Cool. Post some pics of your work in the forums. ;)

    +2 -0
    •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

      @Cory H. my paintings are so bad it looks like monkeys threw shit against a canvas, although I may be a hit in SoHo, those rich goobers buy almost anything

      +2 -0
    •   happyjack March 11, 2018

      @Cory H. :-)

      +1 -4
  •   truckingman March 10, 2018

    I am feeling a little tired but well today by helping my father wash is truck, a flat bed nineteen ninety seven Ford F - Super Duty, so my father can sale it, because of problems insurance for it. I was glad to get to of, the house, the habit of watching TV and/or working on my tablet while trying not to fall asleep on my family's couch. Also by being outside in the pure sun light, my body was able to reenergize itself from the, depressing and draining , dim lighting of my family's house. I am feeling a little tired but well after being outside helping my father wash his truck.

    Sinserely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +4 -1
    •   sarge07 March 10, 2018

      @truckingman always a great thing to assist one's parents in any way possible.

      +3 -0
    • working4theweekend March 10, 2018

      @truckingman be well my friend. My best to you and your family

      +2 -1
  •   ouch March 10, 2018

    I'm educating myself on the hunting lifestyle of an American hunter.

    I'm watching a show on Netflix called MeatEater

    Most of it is good because he eats the meat but when he shot an artic fox to make a present for his wife I wanted to shoot him

    +1 -1
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2018

      @ouch,

      I’ve watched the first season and liked it, but I don’t recall the fix episode. I wouldn’t kill anything I’m not gonna eat or cause me harm.

      +2 -1
    •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2018

      @ouch

      Some hunters are in it for the trophy 1st , and the kill/hunt 2nd then the meat is just a bonus......tragically, the more rare the better.....i've hunt with these types and swore up-n-down never again.....same go's for fishing....

      +3 -1
      •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

        @GrimmWilder so true, I refuse to hunt with "trophy hunters" they are not real hunters they're usually the doctor's & lawyer's attempting to make a show for their other snooty friends. As with you, I refuse to associate with them.

        +0 -0
    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

      @ouch as a hunter myself, if I know that I can't get a clean kill I will not pull the trigger. I will not wantonly kill an animal(s) unless it is a nuisance and causing damage to property etc.

      +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2018

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/20/london-now-dangerous-new-york-crime-stats-suggest/

    +1 -1
    •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Thats what more muslims and no guns will get ya......lol

      +7 -1
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2018

    “How many years must a mountain exist before it’s washed to the sea?

    How many years can some people exist vefore they're allowed to be free?

    How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?“

    +1 -1
    •   maddog123 March 11, 2018

      How many times must one wipe his fucking ass so the shit smears will go away the world may never know......?

      Poet the tootsie pop wise old owl !!!!!!

      +2 -1
    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

      @Cory H. the answer my friend is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind

      +1 -0
  •   maddog123 March 11, 2018

    Don't forget to set your clocks ahead before bed time one hour!!!!!

    I always set mine ahead two hours I like living on the edge !?!?!?

    +3 -1
  •   nybadguy March 11, 2018

    Well. Instead of bitching about no new uploads I'm just going to comment on the old ones as if it's the first time I'm seeing them. I suggest you all do the same. And maybe just maybe you to can make the WICS.

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

      @nybadguy hows that swimmin hole in the basement workin out? You could charge a buck a head and make beer money

      +1 -0
      •   nybadguy March 11, 2018

        @sarge07 it's much better now since the tide went down. But Noreaster 3 is on its way. So I'll be back in my sexy fishing boots in no time again. Thanks for asking bro. Much appreciated. +

        +1 -0
        •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

          @nybadguy I like my "sexy" mossy oak neoprene chest waders for that type of situation

          +2 -0
          •   nybadguy March 11, 2018

            @sarge07 HAHA. You go all in man lol.

            +1 -0
            •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

              @nybadguy in all honesty, they were the only ones that fit, LOL

              +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 11, 2018

    https://youtu.be/ENG9amkVBjQ

    +0 -1
  •   wallawilly March 11, 2018

    WICS baby!!!

    (©@picklehiesner)

    +3 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2018

    Hell of a shitty day. Saturday I got up at noon to go to work at 6pm, worked the day till 4:45am I left with a medical emergency and went straight the the ER. Have to get transported almost an hour in an ambulance thnget tests done the didn't have the equpitment to do it. I was told it may be a growth, a tumor, or just a bad infection. More tests, all the while I left my pain pills at work, and haven't had a drink in 17 hours, my hands were shaking from withdrawals and with my vitals it was obvious, so I get told were good to try the antibiotics first and set up looking at the tumor in th next few days. I thought I was leaving, and they move me to ICU! Saying I have severe withdrawals and need to be monitored. After a few talks with the docs I'm allowed to leave. 45 min drive home, only to realize I left my wallet and couldn't get my prescription. Had to go back, then come back, turned in the scripts then went home. It's now 5:20 pm and I'm exhausted. I'm too tired to sleep. Hopefully I don't have cancer..

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Dear God, I hope for the best as well. Think positive thoughts my friend

      +1 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

        @sarge07 thank you Sarge. It's scary man.. idk.

        +1 -0
    • bwooly March 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3 positive thoughts and prayers to you my friend.

      +2 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

        @bwooly thank you, I'm trying to be positive. It's hard but I'll be fine.

        +1 -0
    •   GrimmWilder March 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      This'll cheer ye up brother:

      https://youtu.be/M7oA8JZ31VU

      +2 -1
      •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

        This comment has been deleted

        +0 -0
        •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          just trying to get yer mind off it.....

          i could never sleep with that type shit pending....

          +1 -0
          •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

            @GrimmWilder I didn't, I snorted some oxy and got a bit of a nap but fuck man. I appreciate you trying to help man, it does actually. We'll know soon enough. As long as I have CS I will survive!

            +1 -0
            •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

              @ketamine<3 things will be ok for ya

              +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 11, 2018

    Oh dig his grave, narrow and deep

    Set a jug of whiskey by his thirsty feet

    And lay two pennies on his roving eyes

    Two women wailing, as the mountain cry

    Oh the wind blows weary and the willows sigh

    Rivers of sorrow when the mountains cry.,.,.,,.,.

    https://youtu.be/U1xODwxa78k

    +1 -1
    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Said goodbye to his momma as he left South Dakota

      To fight for the red, white and blue

      He was 19 and green with a new M-16

      Just doing what he had to do

      He was dropped in the jungle where the choppers would rumble

      With the smell of napalm in the air

      And the sergeant said...look up ahead

      Like a dark evil cloud, 1,200 came down on him and 29 more

      They fought for their lives but most of them died in the 173rd Airborne

      On the 8th of November the angels were crying

      As they carried his brothers away

      With the fire raining down and the hell all around

      There were few men left standing that day

      Saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky

      1965, the 8th of November

      +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

    I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine "No more short time". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

    ---Sgt. Thomas Highway---

    +2 -0
  •   vikingshill March 12, 2018

    Where are the updates? Mike, you better be doing something important like screwing some hookers....no rush, we'll wait

    +1 -0
    •   crazyshit March 12, 2018

      @vikingshill 15 minutes away. Ridiculous shit keeps getting in the way, sorry

      +1 -0
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