► FUBAR

March 27, 2018

Late update I know, but fucking hell man, what are they putting into antibiotics now? I've been gassed out of my mind for 3 days and have had worse side effects from prescribed drugs than any street drug I've touched. It felt like I blinked but 7 hours went by. Is this Super AIDS? Will my toilet ever see solid mass again? Should I watch all 37 minutes of the Star Wars porn parody: Jabba's Hutt Sluts Sith on My Face at Golden Corral?

I should probably start the next update right now

  • thebutcher18 March 27, 2018

    Get your shit done...

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  • two-hats March 27, 2018

    Looking at the standard of updates today you should've just stay in bed.

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  •   sarge07 March 27, 2018

    eat lots of yogurt when on antibiotics, helps replace the natural flora & fauna you are expelling

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    •   burfurger March 27, 2018

      @sarge07

      He's expelling rabbits and deer? That's bad... that's very bad. :-)

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  •   fistermister March 27, 2018

    I like the new time... You should post updates at this time all the time.

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    •   burfurger March 27, 2018

      @fistermister What time is it?

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      •   fistermister March 27, 2018

        @burfurger

        Does anybody really know what time it is???-Chicago

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        •   burfurger March 27, 2018

          @fistermister

          2 hrs from Chicago :-) But I prefer going 2hrs to Milwaukee. Same things to do only without the traffic, crime, unfriendly people, exorbitant prices on parking/food/drinks/everything. More to do and better food and drink and it doesn't take you another 2 hrs to get where you want to go once you get there.

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        •   burfurger March 27, 2018

          @fistermister Ah shit... just realized that you were quoting a song title from the band Chicago. 1st thought was that you replied then at the end saying you were FROM Chicago. Doh!

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          •   fistermister March 27, 2018

            @burfurger

            Denver Co.

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            •   burfurger March 28, 2018

              @fistermister

              Love Denver! Was there for a week vacation a couple years ago. but could you put the airport a little closer to the city please. :-)

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              •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

                @burfurger the Denver Airport is a sore point with most in Denver and Colorado. That's one weird place

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    • supfishing757 March 28, 2018

      @fistermister

      Yes I can't wait past midnight every night trying to be first.

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  •   picklehiesner March 27, 2018

    Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&M's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other M&M, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&M's, and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&M's brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

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    •   sarge07 March 27, 2018

      @picklehiesner I ought to try that with lifesavers peppermints.

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    • gutbucket March 27, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      Do they send you anything in return?

      For example, an "all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt?

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    •   burfurger March 27, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      This always made me laugh every time I've seen it elsewhere over the years. Thank you.

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    •   ouch March 27, 2018

      @picklehiesner LOL

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    •   GrimmWilder March 27, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      What color M&M is most often champion?

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      •   burfurger March 27, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        All of them. It's like the UFC these days... nothing but a bunch of interim champions so everyone can say they've been "Champ".

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    • supfishing757 March 28, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      So who won? The brown one?

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  •   sarge07 March 27, 2018

    Corey, did you boot latina22 yet?

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 27, 2018

    SCHUYLKILL COUNTY, Pa. - There’s a rocky controversy when it comes to school safety in one Pennsylvania County.

    The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District is in the spotlight after telling lawmakers in Harrisburg his students protect themselves against potential school shooters with rocks.

    “Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” said Dr. David Helsel, testifying to the House Education Committee last week in Harrisburg.

    “At one time I just had the idea of river stone, they're the right size for hands, you can throw them very hard and they will create or cause pain, which can distract,” Helsel told WNEP.

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    •   burfurger March 27, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Yeah.... but do said rocks come with a laser scope and bump stocks.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 27, 2018

        @burfurger,

        Nope. And in semi auto only.

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        •   burfurger March 27, 2018

          @Cory H.

          Can you make them hollow point rocks as to inflict major damage?

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    •   happyjack March 27, 2018

      @Cory H. sounds like the old Palestine/Israel fights.

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @Cory H. not a bad idea actually, if you can get a school of highly frightened school kids to actually attempt to "stone" an active shooter, NOT something, I'd recommend at the moment.

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  •   wallawilly March 27, 2018

    Wait til you bust a big nut in your ole lady and she gets a yeast infection from those meds... She will thump your ass..

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @wallawilly juet quirt 50cc'sof "plain" yogurt, that'll fix it believe it or not

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 27, 2018

    Retired justice John Paul Stevens urges repeal of Second Amendment

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    •   burfurger March 27, 2018

      @Cory H.

      For a second there I thought it said retarded justice John Paul Stevens.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 27, 2018

        @burfurger,

        I think that word applies as well.

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        •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

          @Cory H. FUCKIG RETARD, why do these liberal asswipes believe that they can get away with anything?

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  •   burfurger March 27, 2018

    Love it when you reply to someone's comment then they delete their comment. It means you've won.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 27, 2018

      @burfurger can you please delete this comment, my mommy always told me I was a winner... I'll take my participation trophy now ;)

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      •   burfurger March 27, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        HA! Don't tell me you are one of those goddam millenial fuggers!

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        •   ketamine<3 March 27, 2018

          @burfurger haha fuck no I was just kidding. I admit when I lose and don't get butt hurt, as should everyone.

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          •   burfurger March 27, 2018

            @ketamine<3 :-) tums up brudah!

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          •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

            @ketamine<3 I laugh at butthurt sore losers, millennials are the fuckin worst though

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @burfurger not necessarily, I've deleted a few because I realized that I stooped to a lower level as the oriinalposter

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  •   nybadguy March 27, 2018

    Roseanne is on tonight. I think I may watch it.

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    •   GrimmWilder March 27, 2018

      @nybadguy

      She's come out pro-Trump.....which is perfect cuz she was once booed and hated for grabbing her crotch after singing the National anthem..then she was the most loved figure in america shortly after,.,.

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      •   nybadguy March 27, 2018

        @GrimmWilder yeah. I remember when she did that and spit while grabbing her fat pussy.

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      •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

        @GrimmWilder she didn't sing the National Anthem, she disrespected it and that's what people were upset about

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  •   ouch March 27, 2018

    FarCry5

    Fuck Yeah!

    Every Red necks dream game

    I must me a redneck.

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    •   burfurger March 27, 2018

      @ouch

      Here's your sign. :-)

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    •   wallawilly March 27, 2018

      @ouch

      Its awesome to bang Sally Mae, in a pile of hay. Not once, not twice but many times a day.

      In a barn!

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    •   nybadguy March 27, 2018

      @ouch I'm waiting for the new cod.

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      •   ouch March 27, 2018

        @nybadguy I've never played COD

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      •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

        @nybadguy salted cod? battered cod?

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  •   wallawilly March 27, 2018

    Uncle Sam needs to borrow a ton of money this week — in the middle of a fight with its biggest creditor.

    The United States plans to sell about $294 billion of debt, according to the Treasury Department. That's the highest for a week since the record set during the 2008 financial crisis.

    "Donald, Donald, Donald"!!!!!

    Making Merica Great Again. Since 2016.

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @wallawilly thank the Democrats who added 12 trillion in debt with nothing to show for it under the last administration

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  •   ouch March 27, 2018

    I just got back from a rub and tug and the tank is empty and she’s got stinky finger

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    •   GrimmWilder March 27, 2018

      @ouch

      I said before and i say it again,...You's a nasty bastard!

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    •   burfurger March 28, 2018

      @ouch

      So your prostate must have gotten a proper massage then. :-)

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  •   GrimmWilder March 28, 2018

    I expected more from a rant labeled "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"

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  •   what now? whats next? March 28, 2018

    Update

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  •   GrimmWilder March 28, 2018

    ♫I go to parties sometimes until four

    It's hard to leave when you can't find the door

    It's tough to handle this fortune and fame

    Everybody's so different, I haven't changed ♫

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  •   truckingman March 28, 2018

    Mike, I am wondering about the type of antibiotics that you are ingusting.

    Worried about a friends health, Robert Hallock

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