TO BE... A V.I.P.

May 11, 2018

Our latest VIP member voted in VIP is..........

ketamine<3.

Welcome to the ranks, dude.

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  •   ouch May 11, 2018

    Welcome to the club

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  •   fistermister May 11, 2018

    I was hoping he would be the next V.I.P...

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  •   graveyard May 11, 2018

    Congrats! Speech Speech!

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  •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

    Told ya he'd be up next.,.,.,,.

    +2 -0
  •   happyjack May 11, 2018

    Congrats Ketamine. Well deserved. Always enjoy reading your comments.

    +4 -1
  •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

    Not to step on Ket's moment but i wunna repost this from yesterday:

    #36 reveal IS IN!......and just in time too.....because my next subject is a DOOSEY!.....there's been many stories rumors and lies as to the former 1st lady's gender....and think it's about time to dispel debunk and dazzle you lucky few CS.com members with the truth!.....so i searched the world wide web over, i have looked behind every tree, around every corner and under every rock to procure the unprocureable, to get the ungetable to find the unfindable ......yes i am talkin about the Obama-mama her self, in the buff, ready for you to guess WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!

    +2 -3
    •   happyjack May 12, 2018

      only a fucking idiot is questioning or believes that Michelle Obama is a man. She did great as a First Lady, but of course there needs to be someway to try to knock her down based on one thing and one thing only.........

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      •   GrimmWilder May 12, 2018

        @happyjack

        Don't be such a whiny bitch Bo-peep........EVERTYBODY gets fucked with at CS.com......

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        •   happyjack May 13, 2018

          @GrimmWilder dude, i recently saw your picture in the forums. The vest, the boots, the narrow shoulders, the wide hips, LMFAO The estrogen is overflowing out of you. LMFAO (once more) I've always called you the queen, but god damn I was just guessing but now I have the visual confirmation to back it up.

          +1 -1
          •   GrimmWilder May 13, 2018

            @Bo-Peep

            I think i will a make a few more pics of that bitch whore sheboon Michelle Obama......

            You can keep on dreaming about my estrogen tits Ru-Paul.....I now know for sure yer just a closet fagg yearning to come out.....LOL

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            •   happyjack May 13, 2018

              @GrimmWilder dude I'm sure it would crush the former First Lady if she found out what you were doing with her pics. For her sake I hope she never finds out she would be devastated, probably never be the same. LMFAO. Why would you think that I give a shit either ......

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              •   GrimmWilder May 13, 2018

                @Bo-peep

                Poor form Boy, everybody knows you worship that sheboon Hag,.,..,.,

                +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

    Awww shucks guys... Sorry I didn't write a speech, but I do thank you all. You know last night I googled how long I have to wait till I can fap with the surgery and they said as soon as 2 days, and my dumbass hasn't touched captain winkey in over 3 weeks! Guess what I'm doing all day and I couldn't have better news than being VIP to get me a little excited ;)

    Thanks guys I do appreciate it have a great day, I sure as hell am!

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    •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      I'm willing to bet you're the only member to give a left nut for his VIP,.,.,.,.,.,.

      +8 -1
      •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

        @GrimmWilder we all make sacrifices to get what we want ;)

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        •   sarge07 May 11, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          I heard you once say you'd give your left nut to be a VIP but I didn't think you'd actually go through with it. What? Too soon? Sorry and congrats

          +3 -0
          •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

            @sarge07 lol naw I did it actually it was my right nut that's missing fuck they're gonna take back the VIP if they find out so no one say anything... it'll be our little secret!

            +2 -0
            •   sarge07 May 11, 2018

              @ketamine<3 LOL, I know, I'm an ass

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              •   ketamine<3 May 14, 2018

                @sarge07 but your a cute little ass we all love, no homo..

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      •   goodster May 11, 2018

        @GrimmWilder Yup,, But RockinRon did give his LIFE only to be resurrected a few days later.

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    • supfishing757 May 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      It costed you a ball but hey, you're in there!

      +2 -0
    • working4theweekend May 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3 congrats

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    • ithinkimdumb May 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3... congrats yo

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  • pewpewpowa May 11, 2018

    Good pick! ;D

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  •   graveyard May 11, 2018

    So yesterday I was looking at a bunch of posts that people were doing this thing called “roast me”. They would post pics of themselves and people would just roast the shit out of them. seems like a good thing to do on this site to our fellow members. Yes? No?

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    •   sarge07 May 11, 2018

      @graveyard Thanks, I'll pass

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    •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

      @graveyard I've seen too many members cry when they get trolled and can't handle a little fun so idk about that. Most of us can take it I'm sure but it's just gonna start drama if you ask me. Why don't you start forum about that and if people want in they can? I tried posting a pic of myself and it kept asking for a URL so idk how to use computers lol

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Just use your 'Snipping tool' Ket,

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      •   graveyard May 12, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I uploaded mine straight from my phone into user upload section. If I can do it any retar- umm I mean any mental challenged person can.

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    •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

      @graveyard

      We been doin that shit for years Bro.....

      +1 -0
      •   graveyard May 12, 2018

        @GrimmWilder yes but this way you are giving permission to people or asking for “it” rather. But its all in good fun.

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    •   nybadguy May 11, 2018

      @graveyard yes. I'm down.

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      •   graveyard May 12, 2018

        @nybadguy mine is up over in user uploads, have at it!

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        •   nybadguy May 12, 2018

          @graveyard where is user uploads located I can't find it on the GPS?

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  •   picklehiesner May 11, 2018

    @ ketamine

    Remember ... if you’re livin to love your loving to live. VIP baby !

    +2 -0
  •   luvthick May 11, 2018

    Congratulations Dude!

    As a freshman to the club you get to pickup the lunch tab this weekend for all Senior VIP's with 5 years or better... Ok, Ok, Ok, just the active ones.

    ;-)

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    •   sarge07 May 11, 2018

      @luvthick

      so that's how it is? He gets the lunch bill, and I got stuck with the bar tab? You fukkers drank away my retirement, LOL

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    •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

      @luvthick ok but nothing fancy, I'm talking dollar menu shit here.

      +3 -0
  • What happens if i twist my nuts

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    •   mr_krabs May 11, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      You’ll have a sore forehead. Just kidding......

      Well done ketamine<3, enjoy your new found glory.

      +2 -0
    •   goodster May 11, 2018

      @what now? whats next? I don't know,, You might get an erection.. depending on if your in to that kind of thing.

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    • @what now? whats next? Sorry boys i got sober again

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      •   goodster May 12, 2018

        @what now? whats next? ,,I hate it when that happens!

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        •   ketamine<3 May 14, 2018

          @goodster I hate when my shwarts gets twisted!

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    •   ketamine<3 May 14, 2018

      @what now? whats next? Dude I hear testicular tortion is one of the most painful things ever and you keep both nuts so please don't try that

      :( I think your cool and that would suck dude..

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  •   burfurger May 11, 2018

    Congrats Ket! And your parents thought you wouldn't amount to much..guess you showed them!

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    •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

      @burfurger I don't show my parents anything on this page lol they think I need to be locked up already. I'll tell them I got another participation trophy or something.

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      •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        HAA!....my son walks by and shakes his head once in a while......but then he's more mature than me in many ways,.,.,.,..,,.

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        •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

          @GrimmWilder lol that's funny

          +1 -0
        •   sarge07 May 12, 2018

          @GrimmWilder ah yes, our progeny lacks a certain sense of humor.

          +0 -0
      •   goodster May 11, 2018

        @ketamine<3 Ouh, Ouh ouh,, can I have one too.....Oh wait,, never mind.

        +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 11, 2018

    The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

    A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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  •   wallawilly May 11, 2018

    Congrats my friend. You deserve it!

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  •   nybadguy May 11, 2018

    Congrats brother. You popped your cherry.

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  •   truckingman May 11, 2018

    Ketamine<3, I would like to welcome you to the CrazyShit VIP fold. I hope you will enjoy your VIP status my friend.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1 -0
    •   ketamine<3 May 11, 2018

      @truckingman why thank you Robbie I appreciate it buddy! Feels good to hang out with the cool kids for once ;)

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      •   burfurger May 12, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Hey hey hey hey!!!.... What are we, Special Ed? How soon they forget where they came from... Sheesh!

        +2 -1
        •   ketamine<3 May 12, 2018

          @burfurger hahaha! I'll never forget where I came from. Bad joke I suppose. I'll still share my weed with you before and after class.

          its just a gold star, you know like when you did something nice in elementary they put a gold star next to your name and you walk around the whole day with your chest puffed out? Yeah lol.

          +1 -0
      •   sarge07 May 12, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        you think we're the cool kids? Truth is we all still get stuck at the kiddie table

        +1 -0
  •   goodster May 11, 2018

    PLUS!!!!!!! NO MORE AD'S!!!

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    •   burfurger May 11, 2018

      @goodster

      Oooooo,.... That would suck. That one down below of Lois giving the ole pogo fuck to Jerome always makes my dick so happy that it thanks me before it goes back to staring at the floor.

      +1 -1
      •   goodster May 12, 2018

        @burfurger Ooh but the "stars" are limitless.

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    •   ketamine<3 May 12, 2018

      @goodster I still see ad's on the right side of the screen next to the videos so I'm not sure what ads I'm not supposed to see. I personally don't mind the ads though, I'm usually in bed on my tablet so anyone special enough to be in my bed can wait till I'm done with CS before they get any attention, priorities ;)

      +0 -0
      •   sarge07 May 12, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        I had that problem for some time, I admit I wasn't aware that VIP's didn't see the ads and was pissed that "Live Jizzho" was fuckin up my machine, Corey fixed the prob so remain patient asshopper and all will be well.

        +1 -0
        •   sarge07 May 12, 2018

          @sarge07 "Grasshopper", Grasshopper" dammit

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        •   ketamine<3 May 12, 2018

          @sarge07 I like asshopper better lol

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  • failure101 May 11, 2018

    I can feel his happiness through the screen. Congrats Ket.

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 May 12, 2018

      @failure101

      place your hands on the screen and ketamine3 can cure all your ills

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  •   GrimmWilder May 13, 2018

    I did a roast chop Graveyard, but i need a different picture.,.,,.

    +0 -0
  •   ouch May 13, 2018

    Get a sneak peek at the wics

    It's in the user uploads

    http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/58353-wics-64

    Ouch

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  •   GrimmWilder May 13, 2018

    The reveal is in, and the new one up for those who DARE!,...,.,.,

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  • xenomorph May 13, 2018

    Gratzorz.

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