► THE DAILY RANT

July 9, 2018

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  • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

    So I got bit by a shark earlier today!

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    •   ouch July 9, 2018

      @muzziesarescum is the shark OK?

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      • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

        @ouch NOPE! i'm gonna bite him back. He's in the fridge and freezer

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        • drinkypoo July 9, 2018

          @muzziesarescum

          One of the best seafoods I ever ate was smoked shark.

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      • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

        @ouch oh and he only got my fingertip. Although he was 4ft, could have taken the tip of the finger off.

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    •   burfurger July 9, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      Land shark?

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      • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

        @burfurger a sharknado threw him at me.

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    • mr.spine July 9, 2018

      @muzziesarescum did it have teeth

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    •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      Lol. Was that a bite or did it blow you a kiss? A bandaid would call bullshit on that.. ;-)

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      • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

        @wallawilly maybe he was just blowing kiss. With the way things are nowadays maybe he identifies as a human.

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    •   sarge07 July 9, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      a lemon shark?

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      • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

        @sarge07 don't think so. It looked like a black tip reef shark but no black tipon the dorsal fin but did have the black tips on the side fins

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        •   burfurger July 9, 2018

          @muzziesarescum

          A lemon-lime shark?

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          • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

            @burfurger one can only wish. I love lemon- lime!

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  • muzziesarescum July 9, 2018

    Pics posted in forums under pics and vids.

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  • mr.spine July 9, 2018

    Im having a shit right now so can't complain

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 July 9, 2018

    So...a guy walks into a bar...

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    • mr.spine July 9, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 two guys walk into a bar the hobbit laughs

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    •   burfurger July 9, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      trump walks into a bar.... and lowers it.

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  •   GrimmWilder July 9, 2018

    Can you guys keep it down, i'm tryin to napnap over here!

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    •   ouch July 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder get ya feet off the seats

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      •   GrimmWilder July 9, 2018

        @ouch

        I get moody without my ugly sleep.,.,.,.,

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        •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          You must sleep a whole lot..

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          • mr_krabs July 9, 2018

            @wallawilly

            He’s like sleeping beauty, he doesn’t wake up until a man gives him a kiss.

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            •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

              @mr_krabs

              Or it's time to reveal a cock!

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              •   burfurger July 9, 2018

                @wallawilly

                Will mine do? But I'm having a bad penis day.

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                •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

                  @burfurger

                  Rite! Is yours wrapped around your left thigh to?

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                  •   burfurger July 9, 2018

                    @wallawilly

                    Na.. it's just not living up to it's full potential today.

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      • mr.spine July 10, 2018

        @ouch fuck yo couch I'm Rick James bitch

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    •   burfurger July 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Hurry! Someone magic marker balls on his chin!

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      •   GrimmWilder July 9, 2018

        @burfurger

        Then i'd have ta kill'ya!!

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        •   burfurger July 10, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          Be rather humorous to be killed by a guy with balls drawn on his chin. Can't be too many people who can say that!

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  • elmjr July 9, 2018

    Happy monday! Friday is one day closer!

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    •   burfurger July 9, 2018

      @elmjr

      Yesterday is just tomorrow from the day before.

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      •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

        @burfurger

        Tomorrow can never be without today..

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        •   burfurger July 9, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Then it will be the day after yesterday.

          Good conversation for shrooms.

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          •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

            @burfurger

            There can be no other day forward but today. If today does not come to pass, then tomorrow will never be..

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            •   burfurger July 9, 2018

              @wallawilly

              So yesterday was today's tomorrow of the previous passing day that was yesterday.

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  •   ouch July 9, 2018

    THIS JUST IN

    SQUIRTING IS REAL

    https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/59736-20-years-in-porn-and-i-ve-never-seen-squirting-like-this

    but pissing is not squirting

    https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/59679-which-one-of-you-degenerates-ordered-the-slippery-otter-pocket

    and yet let me quote this one because I FUCKING LOVE BEING FUCKING RIGHT LMMFAO

    iwantagoodhj247 July 7, 2018

    @ouch

    uh huh...! Squirts out of a hole that expands large enough to pass a human head thru? Ok... only fluid that's coming out of that is dribbling out... not squirting...

    NOT FAKE NEWS

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    •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

      @ouch

      I'm MORE right than you..

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 9, 2018

        @wallawilly,

        A legend, in your own mind.

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        •   ouch July 9, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H. lol I am a legend in your mind

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        •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          I've made myself great again!

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      •   ouch July 9, 2018

        @wallawilly in what regards? I have not been keeping up much with the banter

        Please explain

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    •   burfurger July 9, 2018

      @ouch

      Either way... as long as I get to squirt, I'm satisfied.

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      •   ouch July 9, 2018

        @burfurger Squirting is real NER NER NER NER NE NER lol

        So let me say to all who think that squirting is PISS and have never made a woman CUM SO HARD THEY EXPLODE

        The first tip of the day to make a woman squirt

        #1 CONCENTRATE ON PLEASURING HER BEFORE YOURSELF!

        #2 Don't think she's done even if she seems like you just gave her an (average) orgasm

        #3 OUCH WAS RIGHT!

        #4 Want to learn how? contact me

        #5 Armatures!

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        •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

          @ouch

          Will you come do the pleasuring, so I can just drop dick and blow?

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        •   GrimmWilder July 9, 2018

          @ouch

          RULE #1

          $100 bill trumps all your rules.,,..,.,

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          •   ouch July 9, 2018

            @GrimmWilder looks like you might need to attend one of my how to make a woman squirt classes. Tell ya what there buddy. This ones on me no charge. We'll call it a donation to the cause

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            •   burfurger July 10, 2018

              @ouch That going to be help at the local community center?

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        •   goodster July 11, 2018

          @ouch Preach on dear sir!

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 July 10, 2018

      @ouch

      Luv you bud, but "squirting" ain't nothing but peeing!

      I've seen a guy put his whole head inside a womans vagina on CS... doesn't mean it's true!

      You show me a legitimate medical journal that supports a forceful female ejaculation, one that sends a stream of "ejaculate" across the room from the opening of a womans vagina and maybe we'll discuss, but oddly enough...i haven't seen one of those yet!

      Have a great day brotha!

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 July 10, 2018

      @ouch

      Did you know that some ppl believe in Big Foot, leprechauns, and unicorns too? There's no medical, historical, or anthropological evidence to support their existence, but ppl still believe!

      Believe on my friend... believe on...

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  •   nybadguy July 9, 2018

    Greedings from the Pocono mountians. At a resort with the wife and kids.

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    •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Cool man. I hope the weather is treating ya good..

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    •   ouch July 9, 2018

      @nybadguy did you pack the weed?

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      •   wallawilly July 9, 2018

        @ouch

        He could be there fo early harvest.. ;-)

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    •   burfurger July 10, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Don't Pocono other women while you're there.

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    •   GrimmWilder July 10, 2018

      @nybadguy

      send a picture of you there.....i need a better one anyway.,,.

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    • letmefindout July 10, 2018

      @nybadguy

      My third wife and I spent our honeymoon at the Poconos. There and Niagara Falls. Two of the finest experiences that one must have before they die.

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      •   goodster July 11, 2018

        @letmefindout Sooooo???.... one of the two is the first time you got laid then?

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  •   luvthick July 9, 2018

    I am repeatedly being redirected to the below site:

    https://www.mrporngeek.com/premium-porn-sites/

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  • drinkypoo July 10, 2018

    http://www.voyeurstyle.com/watch/522/girl-ejaculates-on-the-sybian-during-howard-stern-show/

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  •   wallawilly July 10, 2018

    occidit vel occisus est!

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  •   burfurger July 10, 2018

    I think CS has been training us for updates every other day.

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  •   burfurger July 10, 2018

    Move to the new room please. *click

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