So I got bit by a shark earlier today!
@muzziesarescum is the shark OK?
@ouch NOPE! i'm gonna bite him back. He's in the fridge and freezer
One of the best seafoods I ever ate was smoked shark.
I bet it was Sally!
@ouch oh and he only got my fingertip. Although he was 4ft, could have taken the tip of the finger off.
@burfurger a sharknado threw him at me.
@muzziesarescum did it have teeth
Lol. Was that a bite or did it blow you a kiss? A bandaid would call bullshit on that.. ;-)
@wallawilly maybe he was just blowing kiss. With the way things are nowadays maybe he identifies as a human.
Lol.. Good one!
a lemon shark?
@sarge07 don't think so. It looked like a black tip reef shark but no black tipon the dorsal fin but did have the black tips on the side fins
A lemon-lime shark?
@burfurger one can only wish. I love lemon- lime!
Pics posted in forums under pics and vids.
Im having a shit right now so can't complain
So...a guy walks into a bar...
@iwantagoodhj247 two guys walk into a bar the hobbit laughs
trump walks into a bar.... and lowers it.
Can you guys keep it down, i'm tryin to napnap over here!
@GrimmWilder get ya feet off the seats
I get moody without my ugly sleep.,.,.,.,
You must sleep a whole lot..
He’s like sleeping beauty, he doesn’t wake up until a man gives him a kiss.
Or it's time to reveal a cock!
Will mine do? But I'm having a bad penis day.
Rite! Is yours wrapped around your left thigh to?
Na.. it's just not living up to it's full potential today.
@ouch fuck yo couch I'm Rick James bitch
Hurry! Someone magic marker balls on his chin!
Then i'd have ta kill'ya!!
Be rather humorous to be killed by a guy with balls drawn on his chin. Can't be too many people who can say that!
Happy monday! Friday is one day closer!
Yesterday is just tomorrow from the day before.
Tomorrow can never be without today..
Then it will be the day after yesterday.
Good conversation for shrooms.
There can be no other day forward but today. If today does not come to pass, then tomorrow will never be..
So yesterday was today's tomorrow of the previous passing day that was yesterday.
THIS JUST IN
SQUIRTING IS REAL
but pissing is not squirting
and yet let me quote this one because I FUCKING LOVE BEING FUCKING RIGHT LMMFAO
iwantagoodhj247 July 7, 2018
uh huh...! Squirts out of a hole that expands large enough to pass a human head thru? Ok... only fluid that's coming out of that is dribbling out... not squirting...
NOT FAKE NEWS
I'm MORE right than you..
A legend, in your own mind.
@crazyshit-Cory H. lol I am a legend in your mind
I've made myself great again!
Oh, you're a Trump man now. Awesome.
Ha, ha.. Doesn't HE wish!
LOL... Thought you'd like that.
@wallawilly in what regards? I have not been keeping up much with the banter
Simple brother; I'm American!
Either way... as long as I get to squirt, I'm satisfied.
@burfurger Squirting is real NER NER NER NER NE NER lol
So let me say to all who think that squirting is PISS and have never made a woman CUM SO HARD THEY EXPLODE
The first tip of the day to make a woman squirt
#1 CONCENTRATE ON PLEASURING HER BEFORE YOURSELF!
#2 Don't think she's done even if she seems like you just gave her an (average) orgasm
#3 OUCH WAS RIGHT!
#4 Want to learn how? contact me
Will you come do the pleasuring, so I can just drop dick and blow?
You are a true friend..
$100 bill trumps all your rules.,,..,.,
@GrimmWilder looks like you might need to attend one of my how to make a woman squirt classes. Tell ya what there buddy. This ones on me no charge. We'll call it a donation to the cause
@ouch That going to be help at the local community center?
@ouch Preach on dear sir!
Luv you bud, but "squirting" ain't nothing but peeing!
I've seen a guy put his whole head inside a womans vagina on CS... doesn't mean it's true!
You show me a legitimate medical journal that supports a forceful female ejaculation, one that sends a stream of "ejaculate" across the room from the opening of a womans vagina and maybe we'll discuss, but oddly enough...i haven't seen one of those yet!
Have a great day brotha!
Did you know that some ppl believe in Big Foot, leprechauns, and unicorns too? There's no medical, historical, or anthropological evidence to support their existence, but ppl still believe!
Believe on my friend... believe on...
Greedings from the Pocono mountians. At a resort with the wife and kids.
Cool man. I hope the weather is treating ya good..
@nybadguy did you pack the weed?
He could be there fo early harvest.. ;-)
Don't Pocono other women while you're there.
send a picture of you there.....i need a better one anyway.,,.
My third wife and I spent our honeymoon at the Poconos. There and Niagara Falls. Two of the finest experiences that one must have before they die.
@letmefindout Sooooo???.... one of the two is the first time you got laid then?
I am repeatedly being redirected to the below site:
They heard about your mansion..
@luvthick... me too
@wallawilly Fuckin savage.....nice
occidit vel occisus est!
I think CS has been training us for updates every other day.
Move to the new room please. *click