And the rest of you too.
Thank god hump day is over because my cock is sore.
I was wondering why my butt hole hurt when I woke up.
@burfurger sorry bout that.. i got a new garden gnome and letmefindout said he watched a video the other day and wanted to try it on ya ;)
WHew! I thought I was going to have to get a blood test. But that doesn't explain the sticky gel in my hair.
That's what you get for wearing the Wallawilly ball cap. I was drunk, I was confused and I made a mistake.
What if you don't have a "Post Whore" rant. Can I just say "Fuck Trump!" but we have to wait till Putin's done, and Putin is taking his long sweet time.
I'm curious who these "post whores" are that Cory so blatantly mentions above...?
If the shoe fits, proudly lace it up and wear it.
Trump is a Twitter Post whore.
He's got you more wrapped than any Trump supporter, darling.
Hey CrazyShit The redirects are back. This time it's porngeek and the site is highly malicious.
Here's the link that's running intrusive code in the background:
Man! I just came back from upstairs, and I asked my mom if she'd make me some cheeseburgers cause I'm hungry and she makes'em better anyways, so, I figured I'd just ask...And she said "Oh, for fuck's sake, if you wouldn't of fell outta my snatch, I'd let you starve to death, you piece of shit. Yeah, I'll make you some fuckin food before I have to go to my REAL job, to pay my REAL bills, just let me wake up a little first."
She said YES! AND!!! She even said she'll put'em by the basement door when they're done! Fucking BONUS!!!
I'll bring the ketchup! ... as soon as my mom can drive me over. but curfew is 9pm on a school night.
Bring your own game paddle.
the one with the rubber ball on a string?
@burfurger Pussy! I told my mom, "I don't have to listen to you! I'm 30 fucking years old!"
Yeah... but I'm 49.
@burfurger Don't blame me, man.
That was fucked up and funny!
@luvthick yeah it is lol. Believe it or not my mom loves when i come over to eat. She misses cooking for a family. I think ive said it before i try to visit my parents every day, or at least call them. There's nothing better than mommas cooking..
Did my elf ears pick up a faint fellowship, assembly horn? Great! I'll grab my stepdads pick-up..
I’d like to be a post whore but I don’t know what to say.
I hope that every livejasmine whore dies a vile death after being violated by a syphilis riddled spidermonkey
And when their spirits get to hell they are raped by a aids riddled monkey demon using hot sauce for lube.
Lmmfao!!! Sarge, I look forward every day to your blog of livejasmine!!! Funny shit bro..
@wallawilly those ho's pop u and fuck up my machine and it's fuckin aggravating
I've used a smartphone for so many years now, I never get the problem..
So I was leaving to go to my parents house and I see in my mirror a guy walking from the place across the street right for me. I got off the bike and said hey man what's up? He said " thanks for being a good neighbor". I've never met this man, I had no fucking idea what he was talking about. Then he goes on to say me and my brother start our bikes and go and when we come home we shut them off and coast in. And apparently old neighbors would sit and rev their engines for a bit before taking off. Caught me off guard, I work graveyards so I leave and get home at weird times and don't want to wake everyone up. Well thought I'd share that it made me happy and I met my neighbor. Have a good one fuckers :)
Not many considerate people left in the world. Thanks for being one of them!
I think ouch should do the Day In Crazy Shit and call it "DICS".
There's going to be a new A&E show this fall based on walla and myself... it's called Post "Whoreders".
If you’re getting redirects and Live Jasmine, it’s because you’re not a proper post whore. Up your posting game and all will be good.
LOL.........Yer such a booger-pickin twat.....LOL
Thanks for the two LOL’s.
meh,.........juss tryin to get off the list..,,.,.,,,,..,.,,.,.,.
man, I don't have time to sit around and post shit all day
I'm just messing around.
I know, but it seems that's all some do, LOL
Hey mr_krabs!! Seeing how you are the only one we know of from the UK, don't know exactly where though, are you within eye shot of the baby trump balloon? Thought you might be from jolly old London. If you are ... GET SOME DAMN PICS! Hopefully with you in them. And see if you can get the real t rump to stay for a while, like a year or two.
I’m afraid not, I’m about 120 miles away from London. It will be interesting to see what happens with the balloon, I’m surprised someone hasn’t shot or stabbed it yet.
Well get in your car with the steering wheel on the wrong side and get there as part of the CS Press Corp.! It's your dooty!
I do like the sound of being the CS British representative. But I don’t like the thought of being trapped with a load of pissed off protesters.
They are British, what are they gonna do, throw their crumpets at you and yell Bollocks! Pip pip, cheerio good fellow. Now off to the pub with ya for a pint and a pickled egg you twit!
Crumpets are like hockey pucks, hurled with enough velocity they could knock your teeth out. Drinking tea with smashed teeth is downright painful.
Just flash a picture of a woman with a cock and they will know who you be representing...
@wallawilly HA!!! A new idea for CS swag! Membership cards with tranny dicks that pop up from behin! Brilliant! ™ ® © It's all mine now. so i get a 60/40 cut if it happens.
Yes, you get FULL credit for the Dick cards.,,.,.,.lol
But they have boobs too!
I knew all those pictures I keep in my wallet would come in handy one day.
Asian-Americans have displaced blacks as the most economically divided racial group in the country, according to a new study from the Pew Research Center.
Can't bitch about that now either!
Pew Research, there's a non biased source
Don't hold that against me. I know nothing of the Pew, Pew, Pew research company.
they are so far left that they meet themselves leaving the latrine
The new Black Panther movie is awesome.
So is Rampage.
The new Tom Rader was very good.
You were never really here kinda sucked though.
A Quiet Place is next.
The teatv app lets you watch them while they are still in theater.
We prefer to watch them on our good television rather than the iphone or PC.
No shit.. That's why we bought on bigger than our wall.
@burfurger one ↑
Last I saw, Teatv was weak.
As of now, Terrarium tv (preferrably) and Freeflix are the ideal apks.
Get an android box or something and watch it on your humongo tv and watch all the PPV as well. It was nice to watch Cormier take the heavyweight belt. The most convenient apps for PPV are Mobdro and Live Nettv. On Live Nettv it was full HD... like watching regular cable.
Today sucked but tomorrow should be better
You gonna leave us hangin? Elaborate my man..
Going to bed meds kicked in so good night and frig off
Goodnight, Maddy... enjoy your frigate cruise.
Fuck you Mr Porn geek pop-up!
Happy Friday 13th.
Let’s hope lots of people have bad luck and someone’s there to record it.
Humbug, silly superstition
3 days for this light on! Really!?!!! *click