► WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE UPDATES?

August 6, 2018

Wanted to address 2 things:

1. Less amount of updates per week:

Ever since the "SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU" compilations started getting added to every update, it sucked up a lot of the content that would normally be posted individually. So what would be spread out over multiple days is actually being condensed into one video, and technically speaking there's MORE content being added than ever before if you were to separate them all. The compilations seem to be universally liked, so I would rather not stop doing them even if they require more work.

2. EXCESSIVE lack of updates this past week:

That being said, the past ~10 days or so have been lacking more than normal due to a fucking 5-day long monsoon deciding it wanted to roll through and flood my house. Still dealing with aftermath of that, but mostly in the clear now.

  •   ouch August 6, 2018

    I hope you saved your blow up dolls. Them things get moldy fast! Dry and power to keep em in tip top condition.

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  •   happyjack August 6, 2018

    You can't fool the parents around here Mr Crazyshit we have these same types of conversations with our kids when we convince them that something is for their own good but we're really doing it for our own benefit.

    "No kids you don't want to go to that park today there's killer bees at that park on Sundays"

    (When in actuality you had too many drinks the night before and are lazy as shit to go to the park)

    Who loves you Mr Crazyshit? The one who named you Mr Crazyshit that's who.

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    •   ouch August 6, 2018

      @happyjack I luv Crazyshit

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      •   happyjack August 6, 2018

        @ouch and it luvs you. Speaking of luv where's luvthick been hiding?

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        •   ouch August 6, 2018

          @happyjack in my Basement. Luvthick floats...they all float down here and you'll float too

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  •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

    Sorry about the flooding issue, monsoon season cane be very unpredictable.

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  •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

    The user uploads is a scary place. Don’t go in on a full stomach.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      AND leave any thoughts of fapping at the door! Todays theme is: PAIN

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      •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

        @wallawilly

        That dude cutting his cock....Jesus....I think that’s the first time I’ve winced watching something in a long time.

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        •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

          @mr_krabs

          You must avoid full length mirrors after showering huh?

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          •   mr_krabs August 7, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Haha, in fact I avoid all reflective surfaces.

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  •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

    Mr CS, come live in the states and MAGA!

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  • vestanpance August 6, 2018

    Look, I know this is off topic but I was chatting with a mate the other night and don`t ask me how, but the conversation turned round to Bruce/Caitlyn. We were trying to figure out that if Bruce Jenner no longer exists, and Caitlyn is a different entity does this mean that Caitlyn Jenner can legally fuck one of Bruce Jenner`s sons. I`m no solicitor, but I think it`s illegal, my friend on the other hand thinks that they are fair game as Bruce no longer exists and Caitlyn is not their father. Any advice you sick bastards could offer, apart from lay off mushrooms, would be gratefully received, especially if I`m right.

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    •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

      @vestanpance

      Bruce Jenner's DNA states he is a male, no matter what he adds or subtracts.

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      •   lafind August 6, 2018

        @sarge07 More like a mistake of nature. His problems are all in his head, even if he cuts the little head off. I don't think that incest is illegal if it is between consenting adults, it's just sick.

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        •   happyjack August 6, 2018

          @lafind I'd beg to differ that its biological and not just Bruce acting gay. Their have been studies that show biological differences in straight and gay people

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 6, 2018

            @happyjack,

            I agree. I find it hard to fathom someone could make such life altering changes on a whim.

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            •   happyjack August 6, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H. Yep and why would a straight person subject themselves to possibly being disowned by family members and other ridicule that comes along with it.

              I'll admit as a young person I wasn't comfortable wing around or even talking to a gay person, but as you get older and wiser you realize everyone is entitled to happiness and being who they want or need to be, who in the hell am I to judge??

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              •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 6, 2018

                @happyjack,

                I think judgmental family members and friends have probably broken up more families and friendships than the notion a person is gay. Imagine the torment a gay man goes through long before he breaks the news to his family. By then, he's already beat himself up enough.

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                •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

                  @crazyshit-Cory H.

                  Is that why franknstein is always on edge?

                  +1 -1
            •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              he married the Karashian clan, and that harpy Cris sucked the testosterone right out of his soul

              +1 -1
          •   lafind August 6, 2018

            @happyjack how about pedophilia? necrophilia? paraphilia? Bestiality? and gender identity disorders? It's all in the mind.

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            •   happyjack August 7, 2018

              @lafind there's a difference between sexual orientation and mental health issues. Not even close to the same thing.

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        •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

          @lafind

          actually incest is illegal in most states

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          •   lafind August 6, 2018

            @sarge07 Really, who defines it? are 2nd cousins incest?

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    •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

      @vestanpance

      I think that’s the storyline for the next series of the Kardashians.

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    •   happyjack August 6, 2018

      @vestanpance I was going to ask what you guys were on, but you answered it in the last line.

      Women who get married change their names more times than not. Does that give them the green light to fuck their sons? You guys were on some good shit.

      +1 -1
      • vestanpance August 6, 2018

        @happyjack The women that get married don`t change their sex though do they? It was very good shit too, I haven`t done shrooms for years so maybe they got a little more potent or maybe my constitution got weaker.

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  •   lafind August 6, 2018

    OK shitters, only in LA for 3 mores days then back to Mid Florida.

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    •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

      @lafind

      Have you enjoyed it? I hope to go myself one day.

      +0 -0
      •   lafind August 6, 2018

        @mr_krabs Used to live here, got family here so yeah, but I miss Florida. Where you hail from Crabby?

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        •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

          @lafind

          He lives ar Hogwarts..

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          •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

            @wallawilly

            at least I never had hogwarts

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          •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

            @wallawilly

            I got kicked out for inappropriate wand behaviour.

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            •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

              @mr_krabs

              to much "swish and flick", eh?

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        •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

          @lafind

          On the east coast of England. Peaceful countryside with woodland and beaches. A little slice of heaven.

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          •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

            @mr_krabs

            sounds like Louisiana

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          •   lafind August 6, 2018

            @mr_krabs sounds nice!

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            •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

              @lafind

              It’s great. With all the rising crime in the cities I’m in the safest place. The only thing I have to fear is farmers with pitchforks.

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              •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

                @mr_krabs

                You might want to worry about lonely farmers...

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  •   burfurger August 6, 2018

    So who's been complaining about the updates?

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  •   GrimmWilder August 6, 2018

    never do to-morrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time

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    •   burfurger August 6, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      I'll have to work on that sometime. Maybe next week.

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    •   burfurger August 6, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Ha! Good place for them! Thanks:-) I'd post there more often, but even after logging in to the forums, 8 out of ten times when I click on anything , comment or reply, or try to post anything in the forums it takes me back to the log in page where it says you must log in to post or something like that. Thanks for putting them there in a new thread. Cheers!

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 6, 2018

        @burfurger,

        You should use this contact link and let them know about your pig in issues in the forums.

        https://www.crazyshit.com/contact/

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        •   burfurger August 6, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          SHHhhhh... you twernt spose ta tell any one bout my pig issues.

          +0 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 6, 2018

            @burfurger,

            Gee whiz. Should be log in issues. Hopefully Letmefindout doesn’t take issue. LOL

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            •   burfurger August 6, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              If he does we'll just make some pork shnitzel out of him.

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            • letmefindout August 6, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              tch tch tch

              +1 -0
              •   burfurger August 6, 2018

                @letmefindout

                That's it! Breaded and Into the fryer you go!

                +1 -0
          •   GrimmWilder August 6, 2018

            @burfurger ,..Dude,.we ALL know about your pig issues.

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            •   burfurger August 6, 2018

              @GrimmWilder

              I call them pigssues.

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      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        If you want to post easier, use your phone. You don't have to continually log in, as long as your using the mobile version.. I post many memes a day about my undying gratitude towards the POTUS..

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        •   burfurger August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly

          we don't download anything to the phones. Not our phones. Company phones for both of us. It would be easier though. Hey!... I'll complete my thought bubble idea down below....

          +0 -0
          •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

            @burfurger

            Are ya'll Amway reps?

            +0 -1
            •   burfurger August 6, 2018

              @wallawilly

              Jehovah's Witnesses. they are god's phones.

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      •   sarge07 August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        that's the reason I stopped going to the forums

        +1 -0
        •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

          @sarge07

          Now now sarge. Don't be trumping! You still peruse the forums...

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    •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I take it anyone can post pics in there if they want? I already did so I apologise if not.

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      •   burfurger August 6, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        Kinda like asking a guy if you can fuck his wife after you already did. Then telling him you already did so you apologize if not.

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        •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

          @burfurger

          Lol. It wasn’t until after I posted that I thought “hmmm, I wonder if this was only for Cory to put user uploads in”. I’m a bad man.

          +1 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 7, 2018

            @mr_krab,

            My intent is for images to go in there that you want to submit in user uploads but know they’ll get rejected, already we’re rejects, or I’ll can post up ones which I did reject as I did with burfurgers.

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            •   mr_krabs August 8, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              Cool, thanks for clearing that up.

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        •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

          @burfurger

          C'mon now burf! What did you really do with hj247??? Did you pull another Dhamer?

          +1 -1
          •   burfurger August 6, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Don't you think that would totally be the other way around?

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            •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

              @burfurger

              Idk bro. Some of your UUs are getting strange!

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              •   lafind August 6, 2018

                @wallawilly UU?

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              •   burfurger August 6, 2018

                @wallawilly

                Just documenting iwghj247's ultimate vacation.

                +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner August 6, 2018

    Honest... I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didn’t have enough money for cab fare, my suit didn’t come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, IT WASNT MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD

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    •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      Wow! You said more in that posting than you've said in last 5 years combined!

      +1 -1
      •   picklehiesner August 7, 2018

        @wallawilly blues brothers reference

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      •   picklehiesner August 7, 2018

        @wallawilly i don’t remember seeing you around 5 years ago

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        •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

          @picklehiesner

          I was once known as sbohica.

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  •   lafind August 6, 2018

    I like butts!

    http://www.phun.org/index.php?navigation=bonus_butts_149

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    •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

      @lafind

      Very, very delicious site bro! Added to the spank bank for sure..

      +0 -1
    •   burfurger August 6, 2018

      @lafind

      I was expecting to see cigarette butts.

      +0 -0
      •   lafind August 6, 2018

        @burfurger They're smokin fer sure though!

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  •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

    @FELTERUPGOOD

    I saw that you were logged in the other day. Why not join in for a day but please, no longer than a day...

    +0 -1
    •   burfurger August 6, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Is that trump's CS screen name?

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        or is his presedint_Howie_Feltersnatch?

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        •   lafind August 6, 2018

          @burfurger I wanna feel her snatch too!

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      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        Lol! That's funny. Ole @felter used to brag about "his people" or "his followers" here in CS. He had neither. Like ffoG, he didn't have the necessary backbone to survive in here..

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        •   burfurger August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Ahh... I missed all the good one's that used to be here before I joined this cult.

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          •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

            @burfurger

            It's night and day compared to when Jay owned it. Actually, its much better now. Back then, to be involved in just the rant, would zap all your energy!!! It would wear ya out to defend yourself from cocksuckers like sbohica! People were ruthless...

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            •   burfurger August 7, 2018

              @wallawilly

              I should go back n read some of them rants. Around what date/time frame?

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      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        Lol! Oh no, felter would be trumps complete opposite!

        +0 -1
  •   burfurger August 6, 2018

    Hey CS! Maybe offer a choice to use mobile or desktop site in the menu or bottom of the main page for main site and or forums?

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    •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

      @burfurger

      Before the acquisition, that was an option but nowadays, all browsers have a desktop site option if you're on yer phone..

      +1 -1
  •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

    @56sedanddelivery August 6, 2018

    You're ALL a bunch of TFI's. This was a "term" I came up with for nurses, so-called "R.N.'s", some 30 years ago. It means TOTAL FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!; because that's what 99% of them are. That's right, you're ALL a bunch of TFI's for commenting negatively on any of the crap posted to this site. GROW UP, MATURE a whole lot, and be PRODUCTIVE citizens of our society.

    This individual created an account to post the above! Can someone translate???

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    •   lafind August 6, 2018

      @wallawilly He obviously doesn't understand or appreciate satire.

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @lafind

        Rite.. It's debatable that it's a He!

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      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @lafind

        Possibly a members cunt of a wife!

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    •   lafind August 6, 2018

      @wallawilly I am an asshole and I think you all are (hillbilly slang) total fucking idiots (we must pf hurt it's feelings). We must have commented negatively on one of it's favorite posts. We should try to be productive members of society by thinking more like it and doing what it does. That's my take in a nut shell.

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @lafind

        Man! I thought you were Trump, speaking directly to me.. ;-)

        +0 -1
        •   lafind August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly Bow my son!

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        •   lafind August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly I'll shake my angel hair of death (what there is of it) at you. And you will know, I am god!

          +0 -0
          •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

            @lafind

            Lmfao! Thank goodness I'm atheist!

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            •   lafind August 6, 2018

              @wallawilly are you really? I agnostic, I guess I can't commit!

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              •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

                @lafind

                Although doesn't make sense to most, I consider myself atheist/agnostic. In simple terms, I'm not Christian nor do I affiliate myself with any other man-made religion.

                +0 -0
      •   burfurger August 6, 2018

        @lafind

        I'm productive most of the day. I come here to be unproductive.

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    •   burfurger August 6, 2018

      @wallawilly

      It means ffog got in the cellar door again I'm guessing.

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        No, it's not him. I'm not sure I've seen a post like that in my time here. To me, it has the bitchiness of a wife or gf.

        +0 -1
      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @burfurger

        It's posted under dude getting his hand shot. Just weird but I am pretty baked as well so, ya know..

        +0 -1
        •   burfurger August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Baked? Whta'd yuo taek? A pnik Baeyr chidlern's asrpin?

          +0 -0
          •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

            @burfurger

            I prefer blue, Purdue, adult Roxy...

            +0 -0
  •   burfurger August 6, 2018

    Cory, you gots PM... I think it went through, not sure. but maybe.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

      @burfurger

      Did hj247 give you his Penis Macaroni recipe? And you made it for Cory? And didn't tell anyone? Is franknstein angry? Where? For what reason? Yesterday?

      +0 -1
      •   burfurger August 6, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Would you eat anything iwghj247 serves?

        +0 -0
        •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

          @burfurger

          Nah but I would happily put a bib on ffaG and let hj247 knife feed him...

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 6, 2018

      @burfurger,

      I tried to reply but keep getting logged out. I’ll reply when I get to a computer.

      +0 -1
      •   burfurger August 6, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        That's what happens to me!!! see!! I'm not crazy!! or am i? am I? no I'm not. am i? could i be? Naw.. can't be, i"m talking to myself. that's normal... isn't it? yes it is. See. I'm not crazy.

        +1 -0
        •   lafind August 7, 2018

          @burfurger Someone get Barf finger some drugs, quick!

          +0 -0
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 7, 2018

          @burfurger,

          Yes, you’re crazy, just not regarding the forums.

          +0 -1
          •   burfurger August 7, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            See you made it to and from Tennessee unscathed. Hope all went well. Where's my moonpie and nastiest soft drink in the world, Ale 8? Don't tell me you didn't have enough money, together they cost 54 cents.

            +0 -0
            •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 7, 2018

              This comment has been deleted

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              •   burfurger August 7, 2018

                @crazyshit-Cory H.

                Dammit! Shoulda showed your boobs to the clerk, that's gotta be worth at least .10 cents.

                +0 -0
                •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 7, 2018

                  @burfurger,

                  You must’ve been typing when I deleted the other post. It said I didn’t have enough ‘fur’ tax.

                  +0 -0
            •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 7, 2018

              @burfurger,

              I didn’t have enough to cover the tax.

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  •   maddog123 August 7, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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    •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

      @maddog123

      Smoke a bowl and roll over and cram a thumb up your stepsisters cunt!

      +0 -0
  •   burfurger August 7, 2018

    Do we need to put an APB out for @goodster? Or put his face on the side of a milk carton or something? Hope he's okay. He seemed like a good dude.

    +1 -0
  •   burfurger August 7, 2018

    The forums are totally fucked. tried to send a PM and Every button I hit (i.e. the send private message, send message, grimms poll guess, reply, comment,) sends me back to the login page even though it says I'm logged in at the top of the page. It's worse than it's ever been. nad don't tell me there's nothing wrong with the redirects on the main CS site either. On my tablet, everything will be running just fine on every other site I visit. fast, the keyboard works fine, no glitches. Come to CS on tablet and after the first redirect / popup which is mrporngeek or jasmin. the whole thing goes haywire. even after closing the page. slooooowwww, the keyboard gets all fucked up and slow, tap on something and it takes forever to load and catch up, browser crashes etc. shut down browser. clear history. and bam, runs smooth again on every site till you get here and redirected popped up. That's gotta tell you something is f'd with the redirected sites. malware? spyware? virus trying to get loaded? something along those lines.

    +1 -0
    •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

      @burfurger

      Kinda sounds like a personal problem to me... To get on here and use as your pulpit to bitch like a split-tail is deplorable!

      We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked with you up in here vomiting your vagina monologues!

      I never have site problems because like Ed Snowden, I put a blanket over my phone when I type in my password!

      You need to get a grip, trash that goddamn tablet and bow up like a real man!!!!

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      •   burfurger August 7, 2018

        @wallawilly Its a brand new tablet.

        +0 -0
  •   spider-man August 11, 2018

    Sorry to hear man-a fuckin’ monsoon! I hope you got all your shit out

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