My reply to burfurgers late rant from yest!
Kinda sounds like a personal problem to me... To get on here and use as your pulpit to bitch like a split-tail is deplorable!
We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked with you up in here vomiting your vagina monologues!
I never have site problems because like Ed Snowden, I put a blanket over my phone when I type in my password!
You need to get a grip, trash that goddamn tablet and bow up like a real man!!!!
@wallawilly since you carried it over to the next day's rant, is bitching about someone else bitching any better than the original bitching itself?
BTW it's been my experience that women shit with the door open men usually shit with the door closed so we can have a little peace and quiet feven if it's for just a few minutes
Dang happy! You're bustin my balls and I'm trying to bust burfs balls and well hell! Im all confused now...
@wallawilly It's the crazyshit way ;-)
Btw, the second paragraph of my reply is a movie line. Now ya gotta figure it out..
@wallawilly Step Brothers of course (with the help of google)
Now?? You're just now confused? LOL
1 its a new tablet
2 I can't use forum to PM problem, won't let me
3 I'm not the only one
4 no problems until redirect or use of forum
5 good for you
Easy cowboy! Just messin.
@wallawilly Maybe he should plug it in and charge it first?
@wallawilly Blow up like a real man? you mean grow?
"Bow up", lol..
@wallawilly I didn't get to see the message you're replying to so this is no phun.
I have no problems on my phone with this site!
Bam!!! That's what I'm saying. burfurger needs to invest in "CS for Dummies".
He just needs to invest in something with a bit more processing power than his etch-a-sketch.
What a shit morning,.....there ain't nothing,..i mean fucking NOTHING worse than a paraplegic child watching healthy children play......breaks my fucking heart...............what a shit morning,..,.,
Dang! That is a bummer. Hopefully the other kids will involve him..
Her,.............and not really,.I let the kids play on the lot next to my house.....the previous owner didn't let'em......they're a rambunctious bunch of boys that a girl would have a time keeping up with....but her mother brings her to watch,.,..,
@GrimmWilder Our personal bullshit to the side, I agree with you. But as bad as we may feel for kids with disabilities, etc. they're some tough fucking resilient human beings. You don't see a lot of kids feeling sorry for themselves. When they're young they still have optimism and hope. That being said I think the best thing we can do is treat them no differently from any other kid.
You can Talk to them the same......but there are limits as to how much you can treat them the same.,,.
@GrimmWilder I can agree with that
Fuck! Up is down, black is white, dogs and cats living together.... I just fuckin "+" Grim's last 3 posts... The end is neigh
K, y'all have a good one. Peace.
Use the following link to contact Mr CS and let him know your problem:
@wallawilly Is that for help with genital warts and infections?
There’s no cure for what you’ve got going on down there.
@mr_krabs Wow, didn't know you examined me while I wasn't looking. I'll have to be more careful.
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong,.,.,.,..,,..,
WTF is it "Blood Sex"
I've got a Smeagle avi! I should whip it out and we be ring buddies!?! Ok, how bout not..
@wallawilly You whip it out and I'm running to another room!
@lafind to grab the camera and chocolate syrup?
@ketamine<3 Maybe a weapon for self defense.
@lafind just whip yours out and shoot him back!
@ketamine<3 sword fight!
please, lease, please don't whip out anything, I've had enough bad news for the month
Goddam snow I hate it can't wait for summer cold beer and half naked bitches
You spilled that kilo of coke again, huh?
@wallawilly that damn snow.. get ya every time.
@wallawilly Don't dat get pricy?
$20-$25K, depending on purity. If good, cut it to make 2kg, sell @$100 a g and make $175K profit. Make rocks out of it and you can double that. Hell of a profit margin but you're going to prison if caught..
@wallawilly $100 a g? Shit i could get a ball for $70 of some ok.stuff and some really good stuff for $100. Your getting ripped off man. Well i do live 2 hours from the mexican border and Phoenix is one of the biggest trafficking cities in the US.. theres that too.
Fuck.. Got new tires and wheels in for my truck and can't get them on. Just too big and heavy for me to lug onto the bolts. 37x13.5x20.
So stop doin it caveman and use your head........more than one way to stick your finger up a whore's butthole,.,.,.,.
Ok.. I tried it with my head and now I have a concussion.
No... I looked up a google search and some old man says he uses a shovel to raise it into place. I did that and it worked for the first tire. It's super hot here, so I'm taking many breaks.
Floor jack and a 4×4 block won't work? Come a long? Maybe you need to hit the gym?
You know it's tough getting heavy tires in place. Not as simple as just lifting. Then lug holes have to align with the bolts. I could lift these 110 LB beasts into the back of a truck, but holding them a few inches off the ground and aligning them up is a bitch.
Oh yeah. Been there. My girl has a Rubicon with a 6" lift and those gnarly Mickey Thompsons! Heavy bitches..
Both front ones are done. Got a tough lug nut on passenger rear.
@crazyshit-Cory H. The key is to have the truck no more than an inch highest than it needs to be for the tire to clear the ground. Line it up and put your foot on the ground to the left of the tire and roll it up your boot just that fraction of an inch to give you the elevation that you need to get it up onto the lugs.
I don't have big tall 4 x 4 trucks but I do have a truck with full size semi tires and after watching a skinny little guy at the tire shop put my new tires on, I stole his technique lol.
You probably have it done by now but it's good for future reference.
Thank you, Sir. I did read that idea and about using a shovel on the same off road forum. I decided to try with the shovel and it was a game changer.
While I'm on this tire topic.. A couple of years ago I had to remove several 4x4 fence posts and ran across the idea of nailing a piece of 2x4 down low on one side, then put a two strap over the post and hook it below the short piece of 2x4, put a tire on a rim against the opposite side of the post, run the strap over the tire, and hook the other end up to a truck and pull. The strap is forced to pull upwards due to the tire. Works like a charm.
@crazyshit-Cory H. ...................if you can do all that mess then surly to gawd you can manage a way to mount them tires Hoss.,.,
The tires are done.
I knew you had it in ya!
that's why I love my air compressor and impact driver
I was just wondering if twins ever think about which one of them was the mistake.
@defenestrator if they're twins they both probly are...
Alright im fucking retarded. Im sitting here on CS reading comments on my phone then remembered my brother texted me and i need to call him. I start looking for my phone where i always put it and cant find it. I start to look elsewhere i was in the house, nothing. I lay back down and said fuck it when he calls me ill find it and get back on CS. Then realized it was in my hand the whole time.. i feel so dumb right now.
@ketamine<3 but in my defense i never grew up with cell phones, and when i got one it was a phone and you had a seperate device as a computer. Now ive only had a smart phone for 3, maybe 4 years now? So i get confused what it is. I got my.first cell phone at 20. And it was a big flip phone lol. I was honestly.sad when it got.wet and they said they didnt sell them anymore and i had to gst a smart phone.
@ketamine<3 Damn deleted a whole paragraph of content.
@ketamine<3 I was trying to say they that the youth today has grown up with mobile technology. You probably grew up with computers, while I was studying them in school.
@lafind yeah in high school i had computer class where they showed us how to use a computer and typing class to learn to type. Thats ancient technology these days lol. I bet a kid wouldnt be able to work one of those dinosaurs.
@ketamine<3 ., flip phone?,.SHIIIIIIIT, my 1st was a BAGphone...with a battery the size of a lunchbox....and it cost like $1200
Ah yes, the satellite phone. Big backpack and handset that looked like some military communication device. And the monthly bill was around $1200.00 a month. Yeah, I'm that old. I also remember selling the first cell phones commercially available. I think I still have one of those Nokia's around here someplace.
@letmefindout Look you guys! We are all old, we need to focus on the youth of this country.
What's her name and I will focus away. ;-)
@lafind Thanks, Dr Phil...
You are only focusing and trying to identify with the youth of this country because very, very soon you will be having these people changing you diapers when they lock you away in hospice or the home. I think that you are looking for extra Desinex or moisture control Pampers. You are better off to tip them than to befriend them.
@lafind i aint having kids so i say fuck the youth. Let them learn the hard way life isnt fair like we had to. Bunch of whiny bitches most of them. Im not that old, im early 30's but moving around so much with the military i never hung out with people my age. I hung out with my dads military buddies and older people and bikers so i grew up old school. Shit i went out and shot pool wjth a close buddy last night who's 52 lol thats the company i like.
Those Nokia’s will outlast humanity. Tough as nails, not like todays delicate devices.
@mr_krabs they're designed to fail so people have to keep upgrading and buying newer technology thus giving these companies not only our money but bigger budgets for research to create a "better" device. Its all bullshit. Who was it apple that got caught making their phones go to shit after a period of time and.admitted to it because.they wanted people to keep buying new phones? Not sure if it was them but a major company was caught doing that last year.
@ketamine<3 Apple was caught slowing down older iPhones.
@lafind exactly, and im.sure its not just apple...
@GrimmWilder ha! My parents had one of those, it was like a little briefcase. I got my first phone in 2005? I believe? The only reason i got it was my job reqjired me to have one. I wasnt used to nor wanted to be used to having a phone. But it grew on me pretty quick.
I didn't REALLY need mine at all, but i had just hit on a sizable lottery and was still in the 'spending' phase...Which BTW i almost ruined myself by squandering most of it...i did EVERYTHING wrong....till thankfully i got the proverbial slap in the face from the most unlikely of sources....in the end i was lucky to of saved 1/4 of what i won..... Brother let me tell you,....'Hard knocks' is the greatest of teachers,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder well shit im glad you didnt ruin your life by blowing it all. Alot of people who win the lottery end up broke years later because they go and live a lavish lifestyle not understanding that it was a one time check.. i like having a phone now, but back when i was 20ish i hated the idea of having one. Something new to the world i didnt know how to use lol. I agree with ya man
Hard knocls is definately the best teacher. Have a good evening man :)
Yep,...many do end up even more poor than they started and i was well on my way to being one of them......
There are three bit of advise i would impart to anyone with a sudden windfall of great a amount..
#1) call a lawyer you can trust...(heed this advise)
#2) Allow yourself only one thing per month that you couldn't otherwise afford.,,.(or as close to that as you can, ..this will be really hard to do)
#30 tell NO-fucking-one that does not absolutely HAVE to know ....(this means family especially)..word will get out quick enough.....then get used to hiding from your friends and family because they ALL will be coming with their hands out.....motherfuckers you ain't herd from in YEARS will try to reacquaint...(FUCK THEM)....a good rule of thumb....only help them that have helped you .......
@GrimmWilder I'd also add pretend like you don't have it. I've never won a lottery, but I've acquired a couple of chunks of cash from selling 2 homes at the right time in the market. I never changed anything. Still worked and hustled as if I only had $10 in the bank.
Not me man......i bought a life sized stuffed gorilla and road around with it in the passenger side of my Corvette my 1st day......and that was the most sensible thing i did that week,..,,.,.
There's a whole lot more shiit but you get the gist,.,..,
@GrimmWilder yeah that sounds like good advice. Especially about not telling anyone, cause your right about that.
yes indeed, and you thought you were shittin in high cotton with that 20pound bag on your shoulder lookin all important, LOL
I've only had my "smart" phone for a year, and still have no idea what all the crap is for
@sarge07 haha yeah it took me a while to.learn how to use it, hell i just found out a couple months ago i could talk and it'll text for me. I didnt know that shit lol.
FUCK REALLY?? I need to see if mine will do that
If you can’t sleep at nite you are awake
Professor Hawking? I thought you were dead.
indubitably Dr. Watson
@picklehiesner I think it's called "woke" now
Yay it's Friday. SIKE
thought you'd get a kick outta that
This site looks good. I hope the ppl here are kind and compassionate and understanding and non judgemental... if so...i think i might have just found my new home... yay!
How does your butthole feel? Crispy? Dried out? Bloated?
Hello there... is it ...wallawilly? Such an interesting name! This being my first visit to this lovely site, i'm not sure what it is that you could be talking about...? When i finger my butthole tho, it's usually just right, like an overused gasket on a tugboat... you know?
@iwantagoodhj247 i think im having deja vu... i remember someone just like you but nkt quite as gay... anyway welcome to the site! Here, take a cookie and make yourself at home ;)
Why thank you... is it...ket-a-mine-<3? I luv gay cookies! You seem like a decent young lady. I appreciate the warm welcome!
@iwantagoodhj247 i am a proper lady thank you for noticing. I cant wait to get to know you young man. I somewhat missed the ol chap you remind me of. But out with the okd and in with the new ;)
This old chap sounds like a wet noodle to be honest with you... and how did you know i was a young lad? Just turned 12 this morning. I'll probably be 11 tomorrow, or maybe this afternoon... who knows!
@iwantagoodhj247 good to be young aint it? Well unless your an alter boy... but lets not bring up past memories please....
@iwantagoodhj247 Welcome back hj247.
what up dude. Thanks. Looks like I've got a shit ton of catching up to do...
Place is falling apart without me.
And @burf... you think i missed your little fun and games in user uploads huh? Ohhhh no! I saw! Payback is a bitch! Just kidding. I don't have the time, patience, or creativity to beat your work! Thanks for thinking of me tho!
@iwantagoodhj247 Things are the same around here for the most part.
Only been gone 8 days! I hope things are exactly the same!
@iwantagoodhj247 yeah burf took full advantage of your absence. Too scared to face you head on perhaps? Who knows. I suppose we'll find out soon enough.
Welcome back man been too long since ive seen such pretty nails. Hope your time away wasnt too bad and didnt get CS withdrawals like i do. Looking forward to bullshitting with ya on future updates :)
Thanks dude... good to be back. Glad to see you're still with us to fight the good fight another day! I'm fine. I did get slight CS withdrawals tho to be honest! Lol. Wish i could say it wasn't true, but it is! We'll all catch up later on... right guys? Right!
@iwantagoodhj247 right :) look forward to it. I work 4pm to 2am so im probly gonna hit the sack here in a bit but ill see you in the next updates my fdiend!
Welcome aboard sailor. The poop deck needs scrubbing and we’re fresh out of brushes.
Aye aye Capt Krabby!
I luv the poop deck by the way.....luvvvv the poop deck...
I hope you enjoyed your time away. Burf kept us up to speed on your activities. Man.....you got some serious issues.
Huh. Made it back. Oh well, wishful thinking on my end. Anyway, glad you're back. I would suggest an AIDs test asap and keep an eye out for anal warts. Burf said you were really gettin pounded...
@wallawilly that he did...
What if I've already got both of those?
oh blow me, LOL
You used to be so nice... what happened?!
I was cleaver and had you fooled
"If at first you don't succeed, reload and fire again!"
adjust your azimuth and fie for effect
“When the Fox hears the Rabbit scream he comes a-runnin', but not to help.”
Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread.
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We'll wander back and home to bed.
Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,
Away shall fade! Away shall fade..
That was beautiful, I’m all choked up.
You do have a sensitive gag reflex... Sinner.
Unfortunately I do. I can’t eat a hotdog without sounding like a pornstar.
That happens to be my all time favorite beetles song. Those guys are the best!
Actually, it's by that old group "The Tolkien Trilogy", Yoko's second cousins uncles...
Yep. She's a nasty ho'!
@wallawilly amen, preach bro
Oh workers can you stand it?
Oh tell me how you can
Will you be a lousy scab
Or will you be a man?
hi247, what did you do with burf? Very unlike him to miss a day of shits and giggles..
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What a nightmare!!!
@wallawilly He's got barf finger in his closet, kinda like Ouch's van.
Is like Goldfinger?
@mr_krabs Yeah kinda!
I did nothing. He's just chicken shit of my holy wrath from posting all that crazy shit in user uploads about me...
Oh snap! I thought all those posts were fact based...
Of course they are, but that was my private business! He had no right to share that stuff publicly!
His etch a sketch ran out of graphite.
Lol. You’re gonna be receiving his posts by telegram.
New Rule = When the Rant Section reaches 125 Comments it's time for new updates!
@luvthick well shit i can single handedly make that happen in about 20 minutes lol. They would be doing updates 4-5 times a day, which im ok with :)
FIRST! Yeah man! Good to be back!
If there’s no update today I’m gonna submit my nude selfies. Do you want that CS?
Oh dear God no
You’re all safe, new updates are in.