► THE DAILY RANT

August 9, 2018

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  •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

    Hello??

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    •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

      @sarge07

      We all know the saying by now...

      First is the worst...

      Second (me) is the best...

      Third is the one with the hairy chest...

      Waiting to see who that is...

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      •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        good, I thought I was all alone in this big scary room. Thought about drinkin bourbon in my birthday suit, but I don't like how Shanni points & giggles

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        •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

          @sarge07

          She can be a total bitch when needed! But slug away! I hope you don't mind me joining you...!

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          •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 both of you drinking burbon naked? Please dont upload that vedio to user uploads.

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            •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              Too late brother! Keep away from user uploads today!

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            •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              aww come on, strip down and have some good bourbon we're all adult here

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              •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

                @sarge07 ah alright. Just dont make fun of my deformed nutsack..

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                •   sarge07 August 10, 2018

                  @ketamine<3

                  no worries lefty, there is nothing below your nose worthy of interest

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      •   burfurger August 9, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Welcome back, Kotter.

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        •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

          @burfurger

          Thanks bud. Great shit in user uploads! I laughed my ass off!

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          •   burfurger August 10, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247

            Glad you enjoyed it. Figured I'd bust your balls while you are not around to defend. Balls busted.

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            •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

              @burfurger

              If you having a great sense of humor and unlimited creativity is busting my balls...? Keep it coming brother! I was flattered! Not insulted... made me laugh which was much needed. Thanks again...!

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    •   mr_krabs August 9, 2018

      @sarge07

      Is it me you’re looking for?

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      •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        that depends, are you female? Like to drink bourbon in the nekked?

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        •   mr_krabs August 9, 2018

          @sarge07

          No, I like to eat pie naked though.

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          •   sarge07 August 10, 2018

            @mr_krabs

            ah, hell join us

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    •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      I've gotten like the last 10 of these right. Damn i'm good!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 9, 2018

    No pussy, no Peso.

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    •   burfurger August 9, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      What do I get for one Peso?

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      •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

        @burfurger

        a disgusted look

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 9, 2018

        @burfurger,

        That’s between you and your girl Wallawilly.

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        •   wallawilly August 9, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Girl? You better feel again chief! It's a monster..

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 9, 2018

            @wallawilly,

            You better spit it out then because it ain’t yours.

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          •   mr_krabs August 9, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Like the Loch Ness monster. A myth.

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        •   burfurger August 9, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Usually have to go through his pimp, Jerome, first.

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        •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Zing!

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      •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

        @burfurger anyting you want...

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  •   burfurger August 9, 2018

    S'up, goobers?

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    •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

      @burfurger

      just sittin in my birfday suit drinkin bourbon

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      •   burfurger August 9, 2018

        @sarge07

        Front porch as you wave at everyone going by? And you are a day to soon for Live PD.

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        •   sarge07 August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          too far off the road to wave at folks, and the skeeters are too bad to sit outside. I'll screen the porches' this winter

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  •   burfurger August 9, 2018

    Anyone have any good drugs to help me get through a Culture Club concert tomorrow? Or should I just drink heavily? Culture Club show not a good night to try to pick up someone for our 1st threesome. Probably be a 50/50 shot of being "SPROINGED" by a cock on someone I thought was a woman.

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    •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

      @burfurger

      just don't go, boy jorge aint agin well

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      •   burfurger August 9, 2018

        @sarge07

        Tell that to my wife. Oh well, at least Cory has set me up with some fine hometown hookers. I know they are there. Where there are politicians you know there is going to be some well paid whores.

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        •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

          @burfurger

          sorry, nothing worth going o see the group are seein, in my humble opinion

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        • slazz August 10, 2018

          @burfurger culture club? I highly recommend a gun.

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    •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

      @burfurger

      I highly recommend Propofol... large doses...

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    •   mr_krabs August 9, 2018

      @burfurger

      Something that induces blindness and deafness. Bleach perhaps?

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  •   GrimmWilder August 9, 2018

    “If you wish it, you are free; if you wish it, you’ll find fault with no one, you’ll cast blame on no one, and everything that comes about will do so in accordance with your own will and that of the gods.”

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  •   GrimmWilder August 9, 2018

    I think Tom Hardy is a great actor,...at the same caliber such as Gary Oldman, Charles Laughton,Glen Close, Morgan Freeman and the like.....

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    •   HJ247 August 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      He's good. Little early in his career to compare him to Oldman and Freeman tho...

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    •   mr_krabs August 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      He did a tv series here in the uk called Taboo which was really good, he plays an adventurer who takes on the East India Empire. Really dark and gritty at times.

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      •   GrimmWilder August 9, 2018

        @mr_krabs ........

        I fucking LUV that show, and was happy to hear that 'Taboo' got approved for a 2nd season....

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  •   GrimmWilder August 9, 2018

    ((Obama-appointed)) U.S. District Court Judge Marco Hernandez in Oregon ruled that school girls do not have a “fundamental right to privacy,” and that boys have a constitutional right to use girls’ rest rooms and showers if they feel like it, and vice versa....

    And said ""Parents who object to boys using girls’ showers and rest rooms with their daughters can take them out of the schools for which their tax dollars fund""

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    •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder i just looked this up. It says transgenders could use the restroom/shower as whatever sex they identify as. In high schools with every boy thinking with their dicks.... i see alot of sexual assault and rape happening. This is just what Target did and went through, and look how many people don't shop at Target anymore.. that is ridiculous, i get that kids/people might be gay, but if you have a dick you need to use the mens restroom. Same if you have a vagina your technically a woman so use the womans. I dont agree with this at all.

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      •   happyjack August 10, 2018

        @ketamine<3 how many rapes did you hear about happening? If you look at it from a straight persons perspective it's ridiculous. But if you try to invisiion it from a transgendered perspective it's not frightening.

        Take katelyn Jenner. If he goes into a woman's bathroom to take a squat do you think those women are in danger of being raped?

        If someone has I'll will to rape a woman they're going to rape a woman. There's no locks on any public bathroom, any man could walk into any woman's bathroom at anytime with bad intentions. Writing "women's" or "girls" on the door isn't going to stop them.

        If you are a man who wants to be a woman, chances are you're not in the market for pussy let alone raping for pussy.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder like a gay woman is going to shower with a bunch of horny teenagers... shes asking to be raped at that point.

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      •   happyjack August 10, 2018

        @ketamine<3 do kids even shower at school anymore?

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        •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

          @happyjack doubtful. But idk. I had PE first period one year so i had to.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 9, 2018

      @GrimmWilder,

      That’s fucked up.

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      •   GrimmWilder August 9, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H. @ketamine<3

        No shit it's fucked up,.....this is what happens when you let Obamaism go unchecked.......say what you will about Trump,..but at least he has the old time values....boys are boys and girls are girls, no pictures of Muslim gods on the wall of the white house now.....i'll take his ridiculous tweet pussy grabbing comb-over Richie-rich bullshit over this insanity every day of the week and twice on Sunday.,.,,.,.,.

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  •   nybadguy August 9, 2018

    Hi

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    •   maddog123 August 9, 2018

      Wonder what monkey pussy be like ?

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      •   wallawilly August 9, 2018

        @maddog123

        Funky...

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      •   GrimmWilder August 9, 2018

        @maddog123

        Without a doubt, you are that purple thread on a garment of plain white wool Maddog......LOL

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    •   wallawilly August 9, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Sup NBG? Puff, puff! Tomorrow is Fri..

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      •   nybadguy August 9, 2018

        @wallawilly week seemed longer then normal. I didn't even drink all week been so fuckin busy working. i take my weed breaks every half hour for a few minutes to get a couple hits in. Don't tell the boss that thoe. Lol.

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        •   wallawilly August 9, 2018

          @nybadguy

          I had many guys who worked for ne that smoked herb and I encouraged it! They worked harder and smarter when they were puffin..

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          •   vikingshill August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly I'm sure the guys at the receiving end of the glory hole appreciate you and your crew's efforts...I heard Marijuana lessens the gag reflex

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          •   burfurger August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly

            What's their job? Harvesting weed and separating seeds?

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          •   nybadguy August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly I'm one of them. But some tend to get stuck and don't know wtf is going on.

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  •   burfurger August 9, 2018

    In case the PM didn't go through,(sent me back to the login page a couple of times when I sent) .... Thanks for all the info Cory :-) The fate of our hunger lies totally on your shoulders.... If you hear "couple trashes local restaurants because of bad food" on your local news, it'll be all your fault. Guilt by association! :-) Thanks again! Peace Bruddah!

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 9, 2018

      @burfurger,

      I got your PM and replied.

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      •   burfurger August 9, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Got it. read it. tried to reply, but it won't let me. so I'll put it here...

        THe phone and google maps should get to those places. Dress code, shmess code. Unless naked, NOBODY tells me how to dress when I eat! You da MAN! Thanks again!

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        •   wallawilly August 9, 2018

          @burfurger

          Suck Ass!

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          •   burfurger August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly

            What? Its his part of the state, I figured he would know the best places to go eat and visit. He pm'd me a bunch of places, addresses and #'s and I appreciated it. He didn't have to go to all that trouble. And I Suck no ass!!! Dats just gross.

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  •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

    CS IS BROKEN!

    SOS!

    SLOW!

    NOT UPLOADING!

    ffoG OWNS 51% OF NASA's SUPERCOMPUTER

    AND HE HACKED THE SITE!

    HE's A CUNT!

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @wallawilly

      OK, SO IT'S NOT COMPLETELY BROKEN JUST SLOW, LIKE hj247's WITS!

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Your inner Goff is showing.

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          No inner ffoG but definitely some inner acihobS for sure!

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      •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Whoa! How did my slow wits get dragging into this now?

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    •   burfurger August 10, 2018

      @wallawilly

      You should get a new phone. Working fine for me.

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      •   vikingshill August 10, 2018

        @burfurger He still haa a land line....and a flip phone

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @vikingshill

          Nah man. I'm rockin with an S9 and very fast wifi. CS must've hiccuped for a min. All's good now.

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        •   burfurger August 10, 2018

          @vikingshill

          Ha! AOL's last dial up customer!

          Beep booop beeeee cccckkkkkkkkcc weeeeeee ding blooooooooo diiiing chhhhhccchhhhhh boing. Welcome, You've got mail!

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          •   vikingshill August 10, 2018

            @burfurger I miss the dial up sound...it meant porn was on it's way...

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            •   burfurger August 10, 2018

              @vikingshill ha!! Pic Unfolding down the page 1/4 inch at a time for 3 minutes.

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              •   sarge07 August 10, 2018

                @burfurger

                after five minutes of waiting only to be disappointed by fine breasts and a big pecker

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Well since CS ain't working so well for walla tonight, time to make fun of him while he's defenseless... or passed out. He's probably going through his dads old penthouse mags from the 80's beating his meat while reading the Penthouse Forums because he's already bubbled all the pic pages with his jizz over the past 30 years.

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      30? I've been yankin' that pole circa '76 my friend..

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Walla is soooo gay that he runs a misting sprinkler with a light behind it 24/7 so he can always be seeing a rainbow while wearing his leather Daisey Dukes with studded suspenders.

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      I'm one of the happiest fuckers you'll ever meet and I prefer denim! Leather makes the sac sweat..

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      My man fro is a sense of pride!

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Your pubes shouldn't hide the bird.

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          I have no pubes. Just a hunk of meat and sagging nuts!

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          •   burfurger August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Sounds like a great first line for picking up chicks!

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Walla so hairy that when he goes to see a Planet of the Apes movie everyone asks him for his autograph and a picture. " please sign it: love Caesar"

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      No deletion! I've lost all respect for you now...

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly same post... Ispelt harry rong.

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Walla sooo mean that when he sees a double arm amputee he pulls out a Frisbee for target practice.

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      That's not mean! It's physical therapy..

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      You know how I know you're gay? You're going to see Culture Club!

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Not my call. Sometimes ya gotta do what you gotta do. Bite the bullet and hope for the best. Makes her happy.

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          hj247 has you calling him "she" now? You sick bitch!

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          •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly

            I prefer "she"...

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Walla sooooo gay that when he goes to the doctor for a prostate exam, after the doc pulls out walla says, "You got 9 more fingers don't you?"

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      Shit, my docs so good, he can milk me with one finger..

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Through the glory hole?

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          Whatever it takes for that Oxy and Xanax script!

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Walla's pecker so small that when he gets hard its like watching a time lapse of a baby Bella mushroom sprouting from the loam.

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    •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      But I fuck hard and like a rabbit! So I'm in and out before the slut see's my face.

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly bing bing bing!!! Ricochet Rabbit!

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          Well, I enjoyed the reindeer games. Off to see the Wizard...

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          Oh... PW!!

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          •   burfurger August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly ditto. Have a good one. Tell the Wiz I said hey.

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      •   burfurger August 10, 2018

        @wallawilly ha! Vikingshill had a great reply to you up there! Made me laugh.

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        •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          That guy can't stand me! All good tho..

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          •   burfurger August 10, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Gotta say" peace out y'all " to make it 100.

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            •   wallawilly August 10, 2018

              @burfurger

              Eat shit bitches!!!

              101

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              •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

                @wallawilly

                One hundred first is the worst...

                One hundred second (me) is the best...

                You all know the rest...

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  • muzziesarescum August 10, 2018

    @Walla & @Burfurger when are yall gonna fuck and get it over with already? Just remember totell @HJ247 so he can watch.

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    •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      And jack off in the corner!

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    •   burfurger August 10, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      You want in? N I have a feeling hj247 watches everyone, whether they know it or not.

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      •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

        @burfurger

        The bible calls it "omniscient"...!

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      • muzziesarescum August 10, 2018

        @burfurger no thanks, I've seen two monkeys trying to fuck a football before.

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        •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

          @muzziesarescum

          Haha! He called you guys monkeys!

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          •   mr_krabs August 10, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247

            Reading all those comments I think my eyes contracted an STD.

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            •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

              @mr_krabs

              Yeah, walla and burf can get a little gross at times. Sorry you had to witness that, little fella...

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              •   ketamine<3 August 10, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247 were all a little gay round here at times.. comes with the territory. Just dont ever lock eyes... that never ends well.

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                •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

                  @ketamine<3

                  a LITTLE gay?! Damn it! I thought this was the LOTTA gay site. I've wasted months here!...

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                  •   ketamine<3 August 10, 2018

                    @iwantagoodhj247 oh well we can take it further if you'd like.. i know burf, walla, lafind, mr.krabs, ouch, myself and yourself would be ok with getting a room with only one bed. I have a few days of vacation coming up.... JS ;)

                    CS... where dreams come true..

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                    •   mr_krabs August 10, 2018

                      @ketamine<3

                      Lol....I’ll need a pool to keep moist though. Krab lives matter.

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                      •   ketamine<3 August 10, 2018

                        @mr_krabs we can qork out the details later.. just sighn on the dotted line saying its all consensual...

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                        •   mr_krabs August 10, 2018

                          @ketamine<3

                          Okay, I’ll just grab my pen.

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                      •   sarge07 August 10, 2018

                        @mr_krabs

                        KLM KLM KLM KLM KLM!

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                        •   ketamine<3 August 10, 2018

                          @sarge07 you wamt in too? Oh yeah! You've been naked drinking bourbon all day, come join the party!

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                          •   mr_krabs August 10, 2018

                            @ketamine<3

                            Run for your life sarge, it’s gotten weird up in here and I think I’ve agreed to some questionable shit.

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                        • muzziesarescum August 10, 2018

                          @sarge07 with butter! With butter! With butter!With butter!With butter!

                          I'm just cheering with Sarge mine are just after the KLM

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                      • muzziesarescum August 10, 2018

                        @mr_krabs would a nice big pot of boiling water suffice? I'll put some aroma therapy herbs in for ya, I think they are from Louisiana.

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                        •   mr_krabs August 10, 2018

                          @muzziesarescum

                          Just some salt in the water please. Also, a jar of tartar sauce so I can dunk my stick in it.

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                        •   sarge07 August 10, 2018

                          @muzziesarescum

                          shhhhh, I told him it was a jacuzzi

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                    •   HJ247 August 10, 2018

                      @ketamine<3

                      Hubba hubba...!

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  •   burfurger August 10, 2018

    Slackers.

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