► THE DAILY RANT

September 14, 2018

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    What? Nobody wants to be first?

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    •   ouch September 14, 2018

      @burfurger Nope

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    •   HJ247 September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Nope

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Hey burf. We all decided to let you have it anytime you want.. You've sucked enough cock to get where you're at and dominate the PG like you do!!!

      Yeah. Oh, you're very welcomw buddy..

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    • thebutcher18 September 14, 2018

      @burfurger your mom asked the same to my Soccerteam. Lol

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @thebutcher18

        Geez! Can we get off the moms, I just got off yours.. ;-)

        +2 -2
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 14, 2018

      @burfurger, First doesn’t float. It sank to the bottom just like the shit it is.

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      •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        burfurger eats alot of Hummus and Whey Protein (not to mention, The Cock)

        So, not only does his shit (PC-poop) float but it defies gravity and Hovers...

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    •   nybadguy September 14, 2018

      @burfurger I just wanna get this day over with spent half my check already and I didn't even get paid yet. Thanks home depot. And bills

      +1 -1
      •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

        @nybadguy damn bro, sorry to hear that. Im doing that myself with bills. Cant seem to catch up it doesnt make sense.

        +1 -0
        •   nybadguy September 14, 2018

          @ketamine<3 I hear ya man. Sux.

          +1 -0
      • elmjr September 14, 2018

        @nybadguy did you at least get a bag of weed?

        +2 -0
        •   nybadguy September 14, 2018

          @elmjr I always got that bro. Without that I couldn't function. +

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    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @fur burger

      No... We are all adults here. We don't spike the football and dance a little jig when we score a touchdown. .....like we have never been here before.

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  •   lafind September 14, 2018

    We are all just sloppy seconds, n thirds.

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    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @land fill

      I hope that doesn't make us commy socialist liberal democrats

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    Well ain't that a fine howdoyado. You ask a simple question to start the day, and it's like getting ass reamed by a rhinoceros on Red Bull and steroids. I was being courteous and asking if anybody wanted to be first. Fine. Be that way. See if I kindly ask again. I'm taking my ball and going home.

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      don't the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya

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      •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

        @sarge07 haha never heard that before thats funny.

        +1 -0
        •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          words of wisdom from my dear ole dad, feel free to use that anytime

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    • elmjr September 14, 2018

      @burfurger will you leave the ball for the rest of us kids?

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      •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

        @elmjr

        He better clean it first.

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      If yer ole lady wants me first, I'm good with that, it's her rodeo but she normally likes me bringing up the rear!

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    Why do roofers gotta be so loud?

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      just ta piss you off

      +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Throw stones at them, film it for us.

      +1 -0
  • felterupgood September 14, 2018

    Spent the day at crater lake Oregon yesterday... In Klamath falls now... Headed to lake Tahoe. After Tahoe will be heading east toward home In Alabama. Ptobably catch a few of the national parks in Utah on the way. Keep your nose to the grindstone and someday you might be able to live free range like me.

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @felterupgood

      I don't believe a word of yer bullshit!

      +2 -1
      • felterupgood September 14, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Yet you cling onto every word that i write under this felterupgood post.

        Man... I really occupy real estate in your birdbrain.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 14, 2018

          @felterupgood,

          What do you have against birds?

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          •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            Lol, ha ha ha. Assjockey!

            +2 -1
          • felterupgood September 14, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            They fly into mirrors. At least they should try to avoid the other bird coming at them.

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      •   happyjack September 15, 2018

        @wallawilly yeah I'm from out west obviously and some of his waypoints don't make sense. The bragging at the end really brings all the bullshit home LOL

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        •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

          @happyjack

          Lol... He claimed a week or so ago that he was at Yellowstone. Well, I've been there several times and preceded to ask him a few questions and uh, well, if he was at Yellowstone then I live on Pluto! Ole felter has always been a lying cocksucker!

          +0 -1
    •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

      @felterupgood nice man! Enjoy your time on the road. Utah is beautiful but last time i was there (like 15 years ago) alot of places were very conservative with when they sold alcohol. So if you like a drink at night id say pick it up early. Alot of god fearing people up there.

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  •   GrimmWilder September 14, 2018

    Met a redhead with blue/green heterochromia this morning.....she's 14yrs younger and i know i swore the next one will be my age.......BUT DAMN........And she invited me to a BBQ this weekend...........i mean, who turns down BBQ?

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    •   burfurger September 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Who turns down a BBQ? A vegan lesbian PETA member.

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @burfurger

        Why aren't you replying to me today? Are you mad at the Walla?

        +1 -1
        •   burfurger September 14, 2018

          @wallawilly

          In and out today keeping an eye on the Honduran roofing crew. I haven't seen any machetes, so I think I'm safe. No mad at walla even though walla threaten to bring up wife's rear.

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          •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

            @burfurger

            :-( I wasn't going to "bring it up".. Just a soft pounding! ;-)

            +1 -1
          •   lafind September 14, 2018

            @burfurger Hey no biological weapons allowed in these contests.

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      lucky bastard

      +0 -0
    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Unless you're packing 20lbs of meat, she's gonna kick you to the curb old man!

      But don't fret! I will sweep in, take her away and pound dat ass!

      +1 -1
    •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder do it!! Fuck it take what you can man. I wouldnt pass it up...

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      •   GrimmWilder September 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Oh i plan to.......she's in good shape for a 40yr old, and for whatever reason seems to like me,..on top of which, i never fucked a girl with different color eyes before!!!

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        •   burfurger September 14, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          As long as they aren't crossed and she doesn't have to POP one out to wash it, it's all good.

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        •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

          @GrimmWilder nice! No homo but your not a bad looking guy, thats awesome your pulling in younger gals. I happy for you man, have a good time my friend! And if she's a freak in bed keep us updated ;)

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    • felterupgood September 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Not me!!! I just destoyed a rack at a chillis in Carson city nv.

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  •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

    Bitches I really want to hurt,

    I, in know way, want to fuck!"

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 14, 2018

    A long read:

    How to remove LiveJasmin popups [Chrome, Firefox, IE, Edge]

    https://forums.crazyshit.com/showthread.php?t=957

    +0 -1
    •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      If this works @ sarge07 is gonna send you chocolate and flowers.

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  •   wallawilly September 14, 2018
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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    I do love me some user boobs. Thanks @pussysweat!

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    WHOOp! New spammer in the comment section. @tanya_sexygirl. one of them is here...

    www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/60861-16-people-definitely-having-a-shittier-day-than-you

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    •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      She wants to sex you good and you treat her like this?! For shame!

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      •   burfurger September 14, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        I send her your way. You sex her good. Let us know how goes. White man take land. Leave us casino. You place bet. You no win. Here voucher for buffet. How.

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        •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

          @burfurger

          Thanks chief skips-on-poon, I’ll let you know via smoke signals how it goes.

          +1 -0
          •   burfurger September 14, 2018

            @mr_krabs

            You welcome, Chief laps-up-cum. I keep eye to sky. Wear sheepskin helmet on little chief, stop from itch.

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    Anyone else here like to crochet their own underwear?

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    HA HAha LOL! Manafort is now Mueller's bitch! remeber this tweet from drumpf after the 1st trial..

    I feel very badly for Paul Manafort and his wonderful family. “Justice” took a 12 year old tax case, among other things, applied tremendous pressure on him and, unlike Michael Cohen, he refused to “break” - make up stories in order to get a “deal.” Such respect for a brave man!

    Wonder what ole presidunce drumpf is gonna tweet now! HA ha ah lol.

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    •   GrimmWilder September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      HAA!...i can'r believe you picked my favorite one as your avvy........LOL

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      •   burfurger September 14, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        It is a good grumpy trumpArthur. The one you got there reminds me of Bette Davis. LOL.

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        •   GrimmWilder September 14, 2018

          @burfurger

          Yeah all the golden girls look the same to me as well,.,.,.,.LOL

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        •   GrimmWilder September 14, 2018

          @burfurger

          Figured i'd use it while i'm workin on new Bucs avvy,..,

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  •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

    Mxoss gtj haxl gxk Haqgqo qotmy!

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    •   burfurger September 14, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Sym, qy wog ih guhs qigyh. Guey mfcwe mi mfcxy ion xiil yums. Wuh'n mnij nufecha fcey Chdoh. Qy zowe eluvm hyrn. Vy mcfyhn. By hin ehiq syn. Biq.

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @burfurger

        Rcl dmsp emmb zsbbw!

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      • felterupgood September 14, 2018

        @burfurger

        I saw that on a bathroom wall... And turned around to see a guy jerking off behind me.

        Needless to say... I chinched my belt a couple notches tighter.

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  •   GrimmWilder September 14, 2018

    I guess the admins deleted my work of art pussy picture...........to make room for their pet "stunnungbonghit'show" i guess.,.,.,.,.,LOL

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    • felterupgood September 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Riding high in April... Shot down in May

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  • felterupgood September 14, 2018

    Well... My lady friend called an audible and booked us 3 nights at her Vegas Holiday inn club time share. Was only a $35 booking fee. Guess ill be listening to another time share pitch for 3 or 4 Vegas show tickets. The only show I'm really interest in is the Kahn circus acrobatics show. I saw it about 10 years ago and wished i was 20 again. I would be in that show. Man was I in good shape back then. My last 3 years of college no one could beat me in the 2 mile thanksgiving race.

    For my friends and followers I'll give you a clue what university i graduated from. He put us on the map a couple superbowls ago when he intercepted seattles pass on the 2 yard line... Malcom Butler

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    •   vikingshill September 15, 2018

      @felterupgood Wow, you just gave us another reason to hate you, and the Patriots.

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      •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

        @vikingshill

        It's the kind of shit you think of during a brain aneurysm you get while trying to push out a three flush growler.,,..,.,,.

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  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    That's a pretty random day of rants.

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    • ithinkimdumb September 15, 2018

      @burfurger... hey man you anywhere near Des Moines,Iowa? If so, Slipknot teamed up with the Slaughterhouse their and are going to be doing tours... $20 a ticket

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      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @ithinkimdumb about 3-4 hours away.

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  •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

    Ah... My fuckin' wife, man! She's over there... She's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around, watching. It's a fuckin' embarassment.

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    • ithinkimdumb September 15, 2018

      @wallawilly... than get a marker, write a CS on her forehead and start filming...

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      •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

        @ithinkimdumb

        Lol.. It's a quote from a movie!

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        • ithinkimdumb September 15, 2018

          @wallawilly... figured but never know...

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    •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Boogie Nights?

      +0 -0
      • ithinkimdumb September 15, 2018

        @HJ247... I'll answer that... Ding Ding Ding, we got a winner...

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      •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

        @HJ247

        Cheating MF!

        Geez!

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        •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

          @wallawilly

          No! I just remember that dudes wife being gangbanged at some party and being like, I'd like to be banging Nina Hartley at a party and then watch her husband blow his brains out...

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          •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

            @HJ247

            Lol.. Just messin' bro! Good call.

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            •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

              @wallawilly

              The day I take anything said to me here seriously, I give Cory permission to shoot me in the head...!

              I honestly forgot that exact quote. Just took a shot in the dark...

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              •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                @HJ247

                Wait just one goddamn minute!!! If anyone, I mean anyone AT ALL, is gonna put a bullet in your noodle, that anyone will be me!!!

                Thanks

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                •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  Around here? You may need to take a number for that privilege brother...!

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                  •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                    @HJ247

                    Come on now! It ain't that bad. I mean, you've got full support from your brothers and sisters of the LGBTQ, rite!? It could be lots worse..

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                •   lafind September 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly I get to hold em!

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                  •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                    @lafind

                    Wear leather! He's a biter..

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  •   kungfubeaner September 15, 2018

    rawwwr

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    •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

      Hola!

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        How bout those Kentucky Wildcats?

        +0 -1
    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @kungfubeaner

      Dave, why you tease bro? Let us know wats up wit your crazy ass..

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  •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

    ♬I'm going where the water tastes like wine,........We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time♬

    https://youtu.be/p0PjECSyJ7w

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    •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      "A place where the beer flows like wine where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."

      - the beetles

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      •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

        @HJ247

        "I'm talking about a little place like Aspen!"

        -Gone With the Wind

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  •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

    Happy Saturday you fucking degenerates!

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  •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and

    noticed he had his collar on backwards.

    The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

    The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

    The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

    The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

    The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

    The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a rubber and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

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    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @sarge07

      Haha.

      If you put your pants on backwarda around here these crazy shitters will think you are offering quick and easy access to your asshole.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 15, 2018

    Just a little reminder:

    If you post up a complaint regarding the site, I will remove it, but I also do a screen shot and send it to the CS Oracle.

    There's a contact link at the bottom of the page for users to send in any comments, suggestions, complaints, or etc.

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    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Complaint! COMPLAINTS! complaining!

      +0 -1
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        For a place like CS they sure seem to have thin skin. Kinda like trump, if you say something bad they censor and get rid of you.

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        •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

          @burfurger

          Well, you have to admit, over the past ten or so days, we have ripped our beloved site a new asshole, inside out and sideways! But yeah, they might wanna look into getting some Kotex! They do seem to bleed awful easy...

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        •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

          @burfurger

          Odkqhz sa ck ykilhapahu lkopwh, LSejc pdeo beja Owp iknjejc?

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          •   burfurger September 15, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Wsvvc, nywx wiir csyv gsqqirx. Qmklx fi e pmxxpi xss pexi.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 15, 2018

          @burfurger,

          No thin skin at all. If that was the case, I wouldn't even send it on to the owner. I just don't want to come here to read bitching about the place. I have enough stress with everyday issues. CS should be a place to kick back and have some fun. How much fun is there in reading others whines? It's like having the coworker who complains about home everyday at work. I weed them fucktards out and get rid of them. It's like a cancer. One starts, then the bandwagon jumpers chime in, and before long, either thats all you have, or everyone is so sick of the one prick they stay away.

          +0 -1
          •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            Dang Cory! Are you ok today? Please bring back nice Cory. Tell no-nonsense Cory to suck it!!!

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 15, 2018

              @wallawilly,

              I told him to suck it, but he said I’d have to kick you off Felters dick first.

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              •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                @crazyshit-Cory H.

                Dang! Yer hittin below the belt with the first swing! Love is in the air..

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          •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            THAT'S WHY I make my complaints in form of a joke whenever possible.............ヽ(◉◡◔)ノyu sukヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

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          •   burfurger September 15, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            I wasn't implying that you had thin skin. I thought the O did and din't want to be reading any negative comments about the site. We all know you have thick skin or you wouldn't put up with our BS on a minutely basis. I believe your skin is thicker than HJ247's asshole's skin after years of being plunged by non lubed XL dildos.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 15, 2018

          I also have PM in the forums and there's a contact moderator in the user uploads section.

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          •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            Are you sexually frustrated? Blue balls? Swith to decaf? ffaG got yer tongue? Found out Santa is bullshit?

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 15, 2018

              @wallawilly,

              WTF? Santa ain’t real? You better be joking.

              +0 -1
              •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                @crazyshit-Cory H.

                Well. Santa is Trump, Trump is Santa.

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                •   ketamine<3 September 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly Just like Einhorn is Finkle... Finkle is Einhorn.. Einhorn is a man! Oh my god! Einhorn is a man!

                  +1 -0
                  •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                    @ketamine<3

                    She sure was a pretty man!

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            •   lafind September 15, 2018

              @wallawilly What about Santa?

              +1 -0
              •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

                @lafind

                Nothin bro. He will visit ya xmas day..

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    •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      my dislike of the livejasmine whores is not a complaint of this site, I apologize if it was perceived as such.

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    • felterupgood September 16, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      CS Oracle sounds like a trash can.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 16, 2018

        @felterupgood,

        There’s a distinct difference though. The Oracle owns the place, the other just posts here.

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  •   mr_krabs September 15, 2018

    It just took me 4 flushes to get rid of a shit. Damn fucker kept coming back for more. The worst thing was waiting for the water to fill up again between each flush. And that good folks was the highlight of my day.....

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    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      Milk of Magnesia!

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    •   ketamine<3 September 15, 2018

      @mr_krabs haha dont mean to laugh at your misfortune but stuff like that makes me see the positive side of having an ostomy. I never have that problem anymore. Glad you got it down man lol.

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      •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        I gotta ask Ket. The shitter is a sanctuary, a man's throne! A place to think, to reflect, solve problems etc and a place to fap. Do you ever go plop down and enjoy the throne?

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        •   ketamine<3 September 15, 2018

          @wallawilly not anymore. I know what your saying though. I used to love the "alone time" where no-one would dare bother you. But now i just undo the velcro, empty the bag, and wash up. It takes me a minute at most.. so to answer the question no, i do not get that luxury anymore.

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          •   ketamine<3 September 15, 2018

            @ketamine<3 then again ive been single for the last 4 years so no need to do that. I just lay in my bed. My favorite thing to help me think or get my mind straight is getting on the bike and just riding. Fuck it man, i live with the hand ive been dealt.

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      •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

        @ketamine<3 and you have the perfect weapon in case of a bar fight.

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        •   ketamine<3 September 15, 2018

          @sarge07 haha i wouldnt do that but yes your right.

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  •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

    I shit in yer eye!

    ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ

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  •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

    THIS PLACE SUCKS AND YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!,,,,,HA HA HA juss kidding.........┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐

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    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      I'm very proud of my whore of a mother! You best take that back..

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      •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Make her give me my money back and i will!............................................TWAT!

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        •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          Money? You gave her 3 of yer blouses and 2 of yer denim Mini-skirts, ya bloody queef!!!

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  • felterupgood September 15, 2018

    Hawthorne NM. Largest ammunition depot in the world. Old stuff from WW2 in the middle of the desert

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  • letmefindout September 15, 2018

    @burfurger

    You've got mail....

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    •   burfurger September 15, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Ha! I read that in the AOL voice.

      backatcha.

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      • letmefindout September 15, 2018

        @burfurger

        One mo time....

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        •   burfurger September 15, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Bing bong.

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          • letmefindout September 15, 2018

            @burfurger

            I agree and I'm down with the clown....

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  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    I hate people who walk diagonally across a storefront's crosswalk as they leave or enter the store.

    Ah... who am I kidding, I just hate people in general... but not specifically.

    +1 -1
    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      Odkqhz sa ck ykilhapahu lkopwh, LSejc pdeo beja Owp iknjejc?

      +1 -1
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Mx'w Wexyvhec ejxivrssr, fyx, alex hs csy aerx xs alsvi efsyx? Lsa Gsvc weziw lmw jevxw mr e qewsr nev xs wrmjj alir li'w epsri ex rmklx?

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        •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

          @burfurger @wallawilly

          Only Twittley-Twats speak in fake Slovak.,.,,.,.,.,.

          +1 -0
          •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            Only cock gobblers call people Twittley-Twats!!!

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            •   burfurger September 15, 2018

              @wallawilly

              AHHH Fiddle Sticks.

              +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 15, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    HA! Cory had his comment deleted! Must have been a complaint he didn't like!

    +1 -0
    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      It was my fault..

      +0 -1
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        HA! Cory had his comment deleted because of walla! Must have been a walla he didn't like!

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  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    presidunce drumpf said to trust only Stephen Miller in the White house. So Miller is the Goebbles-Himmler-Hess-Goering all wrapped in one to adolf trump.

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  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    What the fuck is the shit that stunningbunghitter is uploading? A woman stealing a cell phone. A guy rolling in the mud for 3 minutes. A guy dancing to drums. and not to mention all the videos of him or someone recording a tv/computer monitor recording with their phone. WTF? I thought it was the user upload section. He is obviously not a user. He doesn't interact anywhere. Doesn't post comments or replies. He is just trolling the site with all the shit he can from all the other sites to try to ruin this site by posting everything we have seen or will see on the main page. ......Ha. Just kidding! Everyone loves him.

    +0 -1
    •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      Yeah! Not a single video of some guy getting a huge dump dropped on his head! What the hell is wrong with this guy?

      +1 -0
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @HJ247

        YEAH! Now that was Crazy shit! Disgusting as fuck, but cray shit!

        +0 -0
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @HJ247

        I think everyone else got banned.

        +0 -0
    • letmefindout September 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      I am cross conflicted because (A) this is Crazy Shit not everybody else's shit, and (B) stunningly poor quality of the vids that are posted by this member. When they start, stop. freeze and what have you, it takes away from viewing quality that this site is known for. When this happens, I back out and go to YNC or Kaotic to view the better quality vid. BUT, this is my home and I shouldn't have to run across the street to get the mail....

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      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @letmefindout Ha! Great analogy at the end!+

        It might be a consiracy to divide and conquer! I call for a full investigation and inquiry by Inspector Gadget, Clouseau and Maxwell Smart!

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        • letmefindout September 15, 2018

          @burfurger

          I didn't know that Corey had that many screen names.

          +1 -0
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    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @fur burger

      Democrats aren't gonna like that. It will hurt twice... First when it goes up their ass and again when it comes out.

      +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs September 15, 2018

    8===D

    +0 -0
    •   burfurger September 15, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      You just call HJ a dick?

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 September 15, 2018

        @burfurger

        Poor @happyjack

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  • felterupgood September 15, 2018

    Sitting at Miller's rest stop ..half way between Reno and. Vegas.... Looking at this bright solar energy plant thats like no other in the world. It heats table salt to over athousand degrees... Turning it into a liquid.... Which provides heat to convert water into steam and run turbines that generate 110 megawatts of electricity per day. This system doesn't stop when the sun goes down because there is enough heat stored in the liquid salt to keep turning water into steam that turns the turbines all night.

    300 acres of newer mirrors that reflect the sun's energy to the boiler more efficiently will generate 2 thousand megawatts per day.

    Manhattan needs 6,000 megawatts a day and central park will fit three of these 2,000 megawatt power plants in the almost 900 acres.

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  •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

    So the exwife wants to come to the BBQ tomorrow.......i says "It's a DATE you psychohosebeast!"......then i got'a suffer through 20minute lambasting:..."yet another redhead",..."she too young",..."she's after something" "blar blar blar"...

    In retrospect ,.....it's prolly not the best idea to vet new dates through an exwife.,,..,.,.,.,

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    •   burfurger September 15, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Give her some undercooked meat and she'll sit in the bathroom all day.

      +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

        @burfurger .......you'd have to be half crazed out of your mind to drag along your redheaded ex to a BBQ where she would most likely meet your redheaded date...........i've seen that show already...................never again Pal!

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  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    Stunningbunghitter is screen name "wicked" from the kaotic site. Every vid it has there it has here. Is he working for or against whom.

    +0 -0
    •   mr_krabs September 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      I wonder how they feel about him?

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        Why do you think he's trying to move in here.

        +0 -0
        •   mr_krabs September 15, 2018

          @burfurger

          Awwwww, he has no friends. :-(

          +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder September 15, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        I'm a member there and it's a god damned boring site..........i sure hope CS.com don't go that way.,.,.,

        +0 -0
        •   mr_krabs September 15, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          It certainly doesn’t have the camaraderie we have here.

          +0 -0
    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      WHAT DID OLE WALLA TRY TO EDUMACATE YOU ABOUT THE OTHER DAY bURF???

      2+2=¿

      +0 -1
      •   burfurger September 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        I know. It = $

        I always wondered how a video clip that has 50- 80 thousand views alwasy manages to generate only 30-40-80 comments.. and mainly from the same PGers.

        My Math is 1=100

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  •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

    The FBI has closed the Solar Observatory in Sunspot New Mexico with no explanation and the conspiracy scrotums are gin batshit crazy. LOL

    +1 -0
    •   burfurger September 15, 2018

      @sarge07

      I thought they said it was some giant solar flare or something. We better call President James Dale to find out what's going on!

      +0 -0
      •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

        @burfurger

        I have no idea, but the FBI closing the facility has the conspiracy scrotums in melt down mode, funny as fuck

        +0 -0
    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @sarge07

      Haven't you heard? The sun is on fire.

      +1 -0
  •   burfurger September 15, 2018

    How many posts can a post whore post if a post whore could post posts?

    +0 -0
  •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

    @pro<--------------------

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  •   burfurger September 16, 2018

    5 out of 4 people agree that diarrhea is bad for you.

    +0 -0
  • sidesoup__spitoon September 16, 2018

    Does anyone know that video where the guy fucks the porn star receptionist.? Like he's just a fan but he starts groping her and starts to fuck her. My balls are as blue as papa smurf because I refuse to masturbate until I find that fucking video...

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    •   wallawilly September 16, 2018

      @sidesoup__spitoon

      No.

      +0 -0
    •   burfurger September 16, 2018

      @sidesoup__spitoon

      That narrows it down to roughly 119,653 videos.

      +0 -0
    •   wallawilly September 16, 2018

      @sidesoup__spitoon

      Did you join up today just to ask that question?

      +0 -0
      • sidesoup__spitoon September 19, 2018

        @wallawilly Yes I did. Still haven't masturbated yet, I'm waiting for my night in shining armor...

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