► PG RULES & USER UPLOADS RULE LIST

March 8, 2019

PG Rules & User Uploads Rules List

March 15, 2017 PG Rules

The moderator control panel for the Peanut Gallery is finished.

The goal is to:

#1) keep the website free of unnecessary back and forth drivel and have post more related to the picture or video at hand. We will post to each other, but we're not gonna trash threads by consuming them with back and forth off topic stuff.

#2) To stop the harassment posts where a member trails another member thread to thread posting rubbish to / about them.

#3) To keep the all capital letter posts to a happy minimum.

#4) To weed out illegible childish like posts.

#5) To remove hate posts regarding the site. Your dissatisfaction with the site should be sent via the contact form at the bottom of the main page in the PG.

#6) To remove any spam posted to the site. If you're posting external web links advertising for other websites, or to draw attention to other sites who would normally pay for advertising, your posts will be removed, and if you're a noob, you will be banned indefinitely. If you're a regular member, you'll be reminded, if it continues, you're gone.

#7) Members have always posted at CS while under the influence, and that will continue. Sometimes they're hilarious and cordial, yet others are rude, obnoxious, and bring the quality of the site down.

#8) Although racism won't typically be deleted unless it's directed at a member, it should be humorous and related to the picture or video at hand. If you're in a rut and half of your posts are nigger this and nigger that, you will be asked to get out of the rut and mix your posts up some. If you can't accommodate, you'll most likely experience a vacation.

#9) Posting personal information of another member to CS such as real names, addresses, phone numbers, images of their families, and etc is prohibited and doing so will result in a ban.

#10) This should go without saying, but all images of persons posted to CS should be of individuals of legal age. Doing otherwise will result in a permanent ban. Posts discussing such things using taboo terms will be removed. Continuing to post such will result in a ban.

If several of your posts need to be deleted, you will be asked to make an adjustment. If you're unable to accommodate, you may experience a vacation from CS. The options for banning a member from the PG are 1, 3, 7, or 30 days, and indefinitely.

Let's enjoy ourselves and not be assholes.

Respectfully,

Cory H.

PG User Uploads Rules:

Rule #1 Content must NOT include minors under the age of 18-years-old. No exceptions. Users that break this rule are IP banned for a first offense without warning. ZERO TOLERANCE.

Rule #2 Content must NOT include animals or children being hurt, tortured or killed in any shape or form. Users that break this rule are IP banned for a first offense without warning. ZERO TOLERANCE.

Rule #3 Submissions must NOT include watermarks from other websites that aggressively and obnoxiously distract from the content.

Rule #4 Targeting other users on the site, or attempting to expose their personal information (doxxing) is off-limits and will be handled accordingly. Report any and all instances of this to us immediately.

Rule #5 Attempt to make titles clear and understandable. We understand many users may not be native English speakers, but avoid clickbait or your post may be removed.

Rule #6 Reposts will be removed.

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Cory H.

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  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    Fighting Friday's

    "The Rant Edition"

    Let's get it on!!!

    ding-ding-ding

    +0 -0
  •   luvthick March 8, 2019

    Looks like we have new Post Whore!

    TGIF! Shitters!

    PSA of the Day - Some Bitches just always derail. Don't sweat it, Expect it!

    +2 -3
    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

      @luvthick

      New? Whachoo talking bout, new...?

      +3 -0
      •   lafind March 8, 2019

        @HJ247 New? Deranged, creepy, narcissistic maybe, new.......... naw.

        +2 -0
        •   luvthick March 8, 2019

          @lafind

          ;-)

          +0 -1
        •   happyjack March 8, 2019

          @lafind what goes up, must come down. Prepare for the crash.

          +1 -0
          •   lafind March 8, 2019

            @happyjack crash me baby.

            +0 -0
    •   happyjack March 8, 2019

      @luvthick sometimes I like to just silently sit back and just watch the show. There’ll be flailing in the wind as one tries to grasp arms to pull you down as well. But if you just watch the show along side everyone else the fool will stick out like a sore thumb.

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

        @happyjack

        HA!, you know your boy is gunna get a time out if he keeps throwing tantrums is why,,,,...LOL

        +0 -1
        •   happyjack March 8, 2019

          @GrimmWilder you're flailing in the wind

          +1 -0
          •   lafind March 8, 2019

            @happyjack And you baiting lol.

            +0 -0
          •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

            @happyjack ....yes yes i am flailing....you win, you got me cold, dead to rights and all that....Well Done...

            +1 -0
        •   luvthick March 8, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Defending Black Women is not throwing tantrums... I thought you originally being from the South would understand some sense of Honor & Respect!

          +0 -1
      •   luvthick March 8, 2019

        @happyjack +

        +0 -0
  •   ouch March 8, 2019

    OK Fukkers I am Uploading a WICS this will be my 77th one and it's over 14 minutes long

    some members sent me some audio file call in and DAMMMMM I thought I was fucking crazy!

    So grab a budd grab a beers ands suck on that BBC and put your hands in the air!

    +3 -0
    •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

      @ouch

      Hell yeah! My niggas in da house...

      +2 -3
      •   ouch March 8, 2019

        @wallawilly Oh you know it (Spoiler alert) you made the cut

        +2 -2
        •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

          @ouch

          Dang. It's been awhile since I graced the wics..

          +1 -0
          •   ouch March 8, 2019

            @wallawilly the + points system decides the wics list I just put it together

            +1 -0
            •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

              @ouch

              I've been told that the +/- system can be manipulated. Can you believe that shit? I'd never imagined such hackery...

              +2 -1
      •   luvthick March 8, 2019

        Wannabe's!

        +0 -2
        •   lafind March 8, 2019

          @luvthick Want to be what?

          +0 -0
        • quackquack March 8, 2019

          @luvthick Used-to-be

          +0 -2
          •   luvthick March 8, 2019

            @quackquack

            You're so quack!

            +1 -0
            •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

              @luvthick

              quack is wack

              +2 -0
              •   luvthick March 8, 2019

                @sarge07

                Hahaha!

                "Just Say No!"

                +1 -0
                •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

                  @luvthick

                  yea sorry, the devil made me do it

                  +0 -0
    • quackquack March 8, 2019

      @ouch Did I make it?

      +1 -1
      •   ouch March 8, 2019

        @quackquack I already give you free internet so NO!

        +0 -0
  • apatheticanarchist March 8, 2019

    Fuck yo friday guy

    +0 -0
  • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

    Wow CS really is becoming all fucking PG...

    +2 -3
    • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

      @muzziesarescum so since when has CS removed comments if it isn't spam?

      +0 -2
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

        @muzziesarescum,

        A few years now.

        +2 -0
        • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Really? Why? What makes for a comment to be pulled?

          +0 -0
        • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. All I did was ask luvthick for a translation..

          +0 -2
          •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

            @muzziesarescum

            I've been edited or deleted and I'm the most non offensive member here...

            +1 -0
            •   lafind March 8, 2019

              @HJ247 That's a matter of opinion (pulling pants up).

              +1 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

            @muzziesarescum,

            Yes, and while to you it was funny, it started more of the racism and attacking, so it went. I've been leaving everything alone lately, but the attacks are rampant in many threads and it's time to reel it in and get it under control.

            +2 -1
            •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              Dear Cory,

              Can we please list the the users who the recent rules post are targeted at? I'd like to isolate and single those out who are in trouble in the old school American way, please...

              Thank you,

              HJ247

              +3 -0
              •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

                @HJ247,

                LOL... NO!

                +2 -0
                •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

                  @crazyshit-Cory H.

                  I tried...!

                  +1 -0
                  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

                    @HJ247

                    Im sure I was atop Corys list. So how bout you try yer above bullshit on me and see how far ya get...

                    +0 -4
                    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

                      @wallawilly

                      What "above bullshit"? And if you didn't get the joke, maybe your tenure in the PG has run its course...

                      +2 -0
            •   luvthick March 8, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H. +

              +0 -1
        •   luvthick March 8, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Exactly! +

          +0 -1
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

    Please keep in mind. You could have a reply to someone. If their post is removed, all replies automatically go with it.

    +1 -0
    • apatheticanarchist March 8, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      And all those pearls of wisdom...

      +1 -0
      •   mr_krabs March 8, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        Wisdom? Lol!

        +2 -0
      •   lafind March 8, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist Dripping down their chin?

        +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

    I have broken SO many many rules,....i must be purged, i must be flogged, i must be nipple-tortured!

    "Smite Me, Almighty Smiter!"

    +3 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder,

      Not you. LOL

      +1 -0
    •   lafind March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder As long as we get to take a vid of it and post it.

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

        @lafind

        As long as i am punished!

        i am unworthy

        i am troll

        i am doxxer

        i am racist

        i am MAGA hat wearer

        i am scum

        i am truly lost!!!

        +1 -0
        •   lafind March 8, 2019

          @GrimmWilder Go say 50 hail marys and repent of yer sins my son.

          +1 -0
  • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

    Gonna keep it PG

    .

    "Insert your own racist comment!"

    .

    Now if your feelings are hurt it's of your own will.

    +0 -1
    •   lafind March 8, 2019

      @muzziesarescum Now I really pissed, you called me .

      +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

    Even Jay D had the rule that we shouldn’t be dicks to each other. So really, not much has changed.

    +1 -0
  •   felterupgood March 8, 2019

    Well.... I didn't see anything im the rules about being stupid or exaggerating so I guess I can keep posting.

    That rule about following members around and harassing them should reduce my neggers work load.

    I still wish for the option to delete posts that are replies to me.

    +0 -5
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

      @felterupgood,

      It won't reduce you getting down voted, but it should reduce the harassment. It goes both ways though.

      +2 -0
      •   happyjack March 8, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. sounds like you won't be deleting my multiple accounts then. Thanks man!

        +1 -0
  •   felterupgood March 8, 2019

    I didn't realize that the guy with the harrowing disc doesnt get off till 4 .... So i have over 5 hours to kill..

    +0 -3
    •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

      @felterupgood

      beer beer beer beer,,,,,, I rather have bourbon. there sing that to any tune it fits ate the top of your lungs

      +1 -0
  •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

    First!!

    +0 -0
    • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

      @sarge07 on the short bus maybe. Lol I kid cause I now see that I attacked you there. I'm so sorry please accept my sincerest apologizes.

      +1 -1
      •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

        @muzziesarescum

        why? I'm not offended

        +1 -0
        • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

          @sarge07 but someone else might be offended for you.. not gonna name names tho.

          +0 -0
          •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

            @muzziesarescum

            no worries

            +0 -0
        •   happyjack March 8, 2019

          @sarge07 because you shouldn't be. Basically Cory said to knock off the bullshit, so now those who don't want to stop are trying to find workarounds to continue the bullshit. Reminds me of my kids back in the day, but my kids were cute when they did it LOL

          +1 -0
          •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

            @happyjack

            so, I'm not cute??

            +1 -0
            •   happyjack March 8, 2019

              @sarge07 No that would mean the other guy was the kid and you would be me, so yes you are stunningly handsome.

              +0 -0
              •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

                @happyjack

                HAHAHAHA! if only that were true, with all the scars and the wind, the sun, and what have ya, I looks like an old saddlebag with eyes

                +2 -0
                •   mr_krabs March 8, 2019

                  @sarge07

                  Haha, you’re beautiful on the inside. No homo...

                  +3 -0
                  •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

                    @mr_krabs

                    Homo...

                    +1 -0
                  •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

                    @mr_krabs

                    um, thanks, I think

                    +1 -0
  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    This section needs renaming then! Maybe to, Pink Pillow Talk and Shiny Bubbles!

    +3 -2
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

      @wallawilly,

      That rules list isn't new.. But you already know that.

      +2 -0
      •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Yeah, I did but rules are made for bending and gray areas.

        +1 -1
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

          @wallawilly,

          And that happens daily and nothing is said.

          Now I'm done with the back and forth shit.

          Most of us are adults here and know exactly what's been going on and what's been reeled in.

          +3 -0
          •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            GOOD!.....""EYE"" for one am tired of being set upon for my once in a while comments!!...BRAVO!!

            +2 -2
  •   happyjack March 8, 2019

    MCSGA (Make CS Great Again) Gonna start digging into your past now Cory, to see how many ho’s you’ve paid off. ;-)

    +2 -1
    •   mr_krabs March 8, 2019

      @happyjack

      Do we get a hat?

      +2 -0
      • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

        @mr_krabs NO! Hats are offense and insensitive... GOSH!!

        +1 -2
      •   happyjack March 8, 2019

        @mr_krabs oh yeah $29.99 and I'll throw in a free lapel pin.

        +2 -1
        •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

          @happyjack

          HAA!, YOU selling MAGA hats is like a fish selling hooks....LOL

          +1 -0
          •   happyjack March 8, 2019

            @GrimmWilder Nah, that's what makes our country what it is, free enterprise! It irked me that it went from being a hat with a Trump catch phrase to somehow being a hat that supported racism. It made Trump opposition look like unreasonable pansies. I have my reasons for not liking the guy, and would happily debate any of his supporters, but I don't have any ill will for anyone who supports him, it's their right.....

            +2 -1
            •   lafind March 8, 2019

              @happyjack How is a MAGA hat racist?

              +0 -1
              •   happyjack March 8, 2019

                @lafind I never said it was. I’m saying the exact opposite.

                +1 -1
                •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

                  @happyjack ...NO, It irked you that it went from being a hat with a Trump catch phrase to somehow being a hat that supported racism,...(Your words} But it was the Trump hating unreasonable pansies that made it so,.,.,.,.

                  +0 -0
                  •   happyjack March 8, 2019

                    @GrimmWilder bad wording on my behalf.

                    Ultimately what I meant was that I don’t think the hat represents racism, it just represents a corny campaign rallyi slogan,but some liberals have spun it into something else.

                    +1 -1
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

      @happyjack,

      Not as many as Trump.

      +2 -0
      •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        and the biggest whore got her ass handed to her court.

        +0 -0
        •   happyjack March 8, 2019

          @sarge07 which one?

          +1 -1
          •   lafind March 8, 2019

            @happyjack Stormy?

            +0 -0
          •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

            @happyjack

            stormy silly

            +0 -0
            •   happyjack March 8, 2019

              @sarge07 my bad I didn't know they were in court lol

              +1 -1
              •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

                @happyjack

                oh yea, she and her attention whore attorney Aveniti sued Trump, they lost and Stormy now owes Trump something like 300 grand. Funny as hell

                +0 -0
                •   happyjack March 8, 2019

                  @sarge07 the whole lot of them are silly. That being said Milania is the one who gets ultimately embarrassed by the whole thing.

                  +1 -1
                  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

                    @happyjack

                    Do you honestly think that Russian Cunt is embarrassed??? Hell no! What she's learning is that prenup is as useless as Trump Org's NDAs..

                    +0 -0
                    •   happyjack March 8, 2019

                      @wallawilly she married him for his personality and good looks ;-)

                      +1 -1
                    •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

                      @wallawilly

                      She's isn't "Russian" you ignorant troll, she was born in Yugoslavia.

                      +0 -0
                  •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

                    @happyjack

                    I really don't think she cares

                    +0 -0
      •   happyjack March 8, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. LOL

        +1 -1
  •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

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    A wildcat did growl

    Two riders were approaching

    And the wind began to howl

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    +2 -0
    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Is that Sartre...?

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      is that a bass?

      +0 -0
    •   nybadguy March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder nice axe

      +1 -0
  •   burfurger March 8, 2019

    Wish we had examples. Maybe a power point presentation and a dissertation.

    +1 -0
  • apatheticanarchist March 8, 2019

    New Rule = No Rules

    Anarchy bitch...

    +2 -0
    •   burfurger March 8, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      No shirt no shoes no service.

      +1 -0
      • apatheticanarchist March 8, 2019

        @burfurger

        Weird, I don't usually have on a shirt or shoes when I'm being serviced...

        +1 -0
        •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist

          So............

          Does yer boyfriend ask you to remove those items or force you to???

          Sinner! ;-)

          +0 -0
      •   sarge07 March 8, 2019

        @burfurger

        and topless women get free dinks

        +2 -0
    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      You're so apathetic...

      +1 -0
      • apatheticanarchist March 8, 2019

        @HJ247

        Me? I have no idea what would make you say that... Lol

        Anyway, when the time comes I know people like myself and you will pull up a lawn chair, grab a strong drink, rail a fat fuckin line, light up a spliff and watch the world burn

        +1 -0
        •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist

          As MJK would say, "I'm praying for rain, I'm praying for tidal waves, i want to see the ground give way, i want to watch it all go down..."

          I'm counting the days brother... mother nature will have her way with all of us eventually...

          +0 -0
          •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

            @HJ247

            That ole Martin JaMichael King was a crazy negroid!!!

            +0 -1
            •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

              @wallawilly

              Watch it! I'm becoming offended...!

              +0 -1
  •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

    HA!, i stole the 100th from HJ.........LOL

    +0 -0
    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      I let it happen...

      +1 -0
    •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Yer a very smelly

      ---------->tawT<----------

      +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

    Bus driver tells kids to fuck off.

    https://urbanleak.com/driver-tells-kids-to-go-fk-yourselves-and-then-abandons-school-bus-at-gas-station/

    +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs March 8, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Good for her.

      +1 -0
    •   ouch March 8, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Ouch Tells Cory to fuck off

      https://www.crazyshit.com/rant/654/

      +0 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

        @ouch ,

        You should dress up like a possum and meet my big dog.

        +1 -0
        •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Wait a goddamn minute!!!

          You told me to dress like pocahontas and you wanted me to meet Mr Winky. Fucking cheater!!!

          +0 -0
          •   ouch March 8, 2019

            @wallawilly Just tell him to fuck off You'll feel better I know I do and why is Grimms nickname Big Dog?

            +1 -0
            •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

              @ouch

              Lol+++

              With the ebonics "dog" reference, I assumed it was @luvdiks!

              +0 -1
            •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

              @ouch

              OOh No, don't'chu drag into this dog business my Brethren!

              ԅ໒( ☯ ᗜ ☯ )७ᕗ

              +1 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

            @wallawilly,

            My big dog has killed three possums this week. I had sent Ouch a pic earlier of her carrying a big one.

            +0 -0
            •   ouch March 8, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H. Yeah but did you have to be naked in the pic holding your dick and balls laughing at the size of them?

              +1 -0
            •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              If you want props, send me pics of yer dog killing coons!!! Not the bipedal ones, the others!

              +0 -0
              •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 8, 2019

                @wallawilly

                No. I don’t need any props. It’s just my dog doing what she does.

                +2 -0
                •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

                  @crazyshit-Cory H.

                  I get it! You will cut-up and be funny with that Aussie character but yer all serious with me???

                  +0 -0
  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    I'm a firm believer, that a man shud live by the words they spit:

    https://forums.crazyshit.com/showpost.php?p=129355&amp;postcount=721

    +1 -0
    •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

      @wallawilly

      PM me on how you did that single post thread,..,,.

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

        @GrimmWilder

        It's under the Wallawilly thread and i Uploaded a pic like normal, the pic being a cropped screenshot..

        +0 -0
  •   burfurger March 8, 2019

    Ahhhh..... Nothing like a big steering wheel sized serving plate of sushi and sushi rolls with a bottle of Japanese plum wine on yer birthday. Burp. Thanks for all the gifts. Even though you didn't, you shouldn't have. But you should've. I told my wife, "Tonight, I'm getting anal!!!" ... "No matter how clean I want the house, you gotta do it!" PG

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

      @burfurger

      Did she buy you a BLACK 14" dildo to accommodate OR did you pick up a stank ass, nasty, buck-wigger to bore out your prolapse?

      +1 -1
      •   burfurger March 8, 2019

        @wallawilly

        If it ain't battery operated she ain't interested.

        +2 -0
        •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

          @burfurger

          Lol+++

          Why sooo grumpy? Were you awaiting a bday present from stunnung and it did not show?

          +1 -0
          •   burfurger March 8, 2019

            @wallawilly

            Stuns a gift into his own. He's the gift that keeps on giving. Herpes simplex8 that is.

            +1 -0
    •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

      @burfurger

      Oh...

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURF!!!

      +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs March 8, 2019

      @burfurger

      Happy Burfday!

      (See what I did there?)

      I hope she gives you an inch for every year you’ve been alive.

      +3 -0
      •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Omg, lmmfao+++++

        His tonsils will be sore tomorrow!

        +1 -1
      •   burfurger March 8, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        50 inches. So about how tall ouch is.

        Thanks krabbie.

        +2 -0
    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

      @burfurger

      Weren't getting enough birthday attention at home, huh?

      Many more, oh king PW...

      +1 -0
      •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

        @HJ247

        17,965 points

        Oh, burf, King PW.....

        We salute you!

        +1 -0
      •   burfurger March 8, 2019

        @HJ247

        Just got done with the attention. PW? Nope. Just a kid with a pen and a pad and a big imagination. Click click BOOM!

        +2 -0
        •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

          @burfurger

          So is Stephen King. I don't see him here. He's off making millions... what's your excuse...?

          +0 -0
          •   burfurger March 8, 2019

            @HJ247

            I am Richard Bachman.

            *Saliva lyric by the way.

            +0 -0
            •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

              @burfurger

              Touché on the Bachman... could never figure out who that guy was...

              +0 -0
    • calethehuman March 8, 2019

      @burfurger Plum wine eww, did you drink Zima too?

      +1 -0
      •   burfurger March 8, 2019

        @calethehuman

        Lol! Dude. Don't knock of till you try it. Its a Japanese plum wine. I can't find that stuff anywhere. They must get it directly from some distributor or something. I had a few zi!as back I'm my mullet wearing 80's days! Someone still makes it cuz you see it in the cooler of a few bars. Bought one because I forgot what it tastes like. It still tastes like liquid styrofoam.

        +1 -0
        • calethehuman March 8, 2019

          @burfurger Haha if I saw a zima I'd order it just for novelty, and I've had a few plum wines there always too sugary for me.

          +0 -0
    •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

      @burfurger

      Aren't you land locked? I've heard day old sushi can pass as fresh, but it ain't really fresh...

      +1 -0
      •   burfurger March 8, 2019

        @HJ247

        Hey!!! The Shell gas station makes GREAT sushi!! And the ambience of the corner booth by the bathrooms is second to none! I'm telling Earl you've been knocking his food. He will be none too happy.

        +1 -0
      • calethehuman March 8, 2019

        @HJ247 For doods like us who eat pussy day old fish is nothing.

        +3 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @calethehuman

          Lol+++

          +0 -0
        •   burfurger March 9, 2019

          @calethehuman

          Ha ha ha lol!!

          +0 -0
        •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

          @calethehuman

          Threw up in my mouth a little bit...

          +0 -0
  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    How about a HAPPY 5 year anniversary, to all the rotting corpses of Malaysian flight MH370!

    In time, Davy Jones will ferry yer unlucky souls from the bottom of the Pacific, to the burning depths at our planets core!!!

    +1 -0
    •   burfurger March 8, 2019

      @wallawilly

      I may have just ate some part of them in the plate of sushi tonight. Blork...

      +2 -0
      •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

        @burfurger

        Lmao+++

        That sushi wasn't shipped from Ouch land was it???

        +1 -0
        •   burfurger March 8, 2019

          @wallawilly

          He may have soiled the eel. I found a red curly in the middle of it.

          +3 -0
  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    Ole @happyjack was viewing the wallawilly thread in the forums tonight. That's sweet..

    +0 -0
    •   happyjack March 9, 2019

      @wallawilly yep clicked your link and was nothing to see. Clicked it again just now, same results lol

      +0 -0
  •   felterupgood March 8, 2019

    So I read today that you should have slept with as many women as your age.

    Has anyone else here done that? (Strike the "else" from the previous question.)

    +0 -2
    •   burfurger March 8, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Nope. Just 10. I think most of the CS peanut gallerians couldn't even say they've had sex as many times as their age is. Isn't that right krabs!?

      +1 -0
      •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

        @burfurger

        You're 10 years old? Cory! Get this guy out of here! He ain't of age yet...!

        +3 -0
        •   burfurger March 8, 2019

          @HJ247 LOL! He checked my ID at the door when I joined. As far as he knows I'm a 50 year old Canuk with an eye patch and a hair lip.

          +1 -0
        •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

          @HJ247

          Lmao+++

          I believe that today is his bday, therefore, he's 11...

          +1 -0
      •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

        @burfurger

        Sex??? Never heard of it.

        +0 -0
        •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          You might know it as "bugger"... you know, what the vicar does to you...hmmm?

          +0 -0
          •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

            @HJ247

            That’s sex?! Wow, I’m a pro. I’m getting that everyday from father o’Leary.

            +0 -0
            •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

              @mr_krabs

              Getting and giving i hope! Don't be selfish...!

              +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Yeah, I can make that fit...

      How bout you felter? Did you pay the guys or take em on a cruise?

      +3 -0
      • letmefindout March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        He hints around at it when he tells you how much "Syrup cane" he's harvested

        +4 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @letmefindout

          Omg!!! Lmmfao++++++

          Touche' bro..

          +0 -0
      •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        This is about women.

        +0 -1
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Then why are you speaking?

          +0 -0
    •   ketamine<3 March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood oh yeah? I bet that same magazine had an article on how to giver your man the best sex of his life too. And fuck it I'll play along.. no I'm shy by 5-6 gals... looks like I need to go out and whore it up!

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        These must be new standards. Back in the day if you slept with anyone other than your spouse you were a whore, men as well. We saved ourselves for marriage. That being said, I'm shy by about 50. So that's about 64 broads... yup, sounds about right...

        +0 -0
        •   ketamine<3 March 9, 2019

          @HJ247 I know right? I felt bad admitting that but now that you mention it we were raised differently. You probly more so as your thrice my age. And you gotta remember that it's different for women too. It's ok for a guy to sleep with as many women as possible but if a woman sleeps with more than one guy.. well that's just preposterous!

          ;) I love sluts and whores who am I kidding!

          +0 -0
          •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            My favor ppl on the planet...!

            +0 -0
          •   happyjack March 9, 2019

            @ketamine<3 LOL I was a hound when I was younger. But I’ve been married for damn bear 20 years now, no way have I fucked 4 dozen different women.

            Luckily I’m married to a good woman who has few hangups, and very little judgment in that department. Hell if it were completely up to her, she’d own a strap on and I’d be limping around like ouch every once in a while LMFAO

            +1 -0
            •   ketamine<3 March 9, 2019

              @happyjack dude that's awesome man. Sometimes I wish I had that, a good honest woman like you have ya know? My last actual relationship (bout 6years ago) was the first time in my life where I thought about and pictured staying with this woman for the rest of my life. We were inseparable. Then when I ended up in the ER critical care dying she ghosted me... broke my heart. I saw her a year or so later and she never tried explaining herself and by then I didn't care to know why so I didn't ask. The first time I ever put my feelings on the line and they get torn apart. Never again. From what you've shared here I know you and your wife will grow old happily together, she's probly a fine woman. I wish you both the best my friend. I'll stick to the whores with HJ247.

              +1 -0
              •   happyjack March 9, 2019

                @ketamine<3 Thank you for the kind words brother. Yeah I hear you about your ER thing, times like that will show you who your real friends and loved ones are!!

                +1 -0
              •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                That’s messed up, who does that to someone? Glad you were able to move on. Just make sure all your whores are female, HJ247 will and has slept with anything.

                +1 -0
  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    "No more pencils, no more books.

    No more teacher's dirty looks...."

    +0 -0
  •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

    We are the C.I.T.s so pity us.

    The kids are brats; the food is hideous.

    We're gonna smoke and drink and fool around.

    (We're nookie-bound!...)

    We are the North Star C.I.T.s!

    +0 -1
  •   lafind March 9, 2019

    What, no update? Where's Furbuger? We need a complaint filed.

    +0 -0
  •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

    Can anyone else smell that...?

    +0 -0
    •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

      @HJ247

      All I smell is desperation....

      +1 -0
      •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        You need to shower, wash that upper lip peach fuzz, and get out of shell more...

        +1 -0
  •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

    Yup, it's...

    +0 -0
  •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

    200

    +1 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @HJ247

      Slow day on the rant for a Friday/Saturday.

      Good morning, old timer

      +0 -0
      • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

        @tnkid

        Slow as fuck indeed, lets set something on fire...

        +1 -0
        • tnkid March 9, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist

          Sounds good. Think I'll post a bunch of interracial lesbian scenes just to stir up the PG.

          +1 -0
          • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

            @tnkid

            Good thinkin. Thats the kind of can-do attitude we need around this joint

            +1 -0
            • tnkid March 9, 2019

              @apatheticanarchist

              Just here to serve the community...

              +1 -0
          •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

            @tnkid

            I'm thinking that would be far less incendiary than a train of big black cocks fucking a 80lb white 18 year old blond... post that to get the fun started again...

            +2 -0
            • tnkid March 9, 2019

              @HJ247

              Damn. My hard drive only has bbw, redhead and futanari porn...

              +1 -0
              •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

                @tnkid

                FUTUNARI??? You sicko...!

                +1 -0
                • tnkid March 9, 2019

                  @HJ247 j

                  LMAO

                  I had a hard time deciding between that and Japanese tentacle porn.

                  +1 -0
              •   ketamine<3 March 9, 2019

                @tnkid I had to google futunari, damn.. I thought that was called 'cartoon porn'. I didn't know they had a category and name for it. Of course I'll have to follow through with my google search now so excuse me while I go fap....

                +1 -0
                • tnkid March 9, 2019

                  @ketamine<3

                  It's some weird stuff, seeing chicks shooting big loads on each other...

                  +1 -0
                  •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

                    @tnkid

                    I too had to google that. You’re a fucked up individual. You are most welcome here. Lol

                    +1 -0
          •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

            @tnkid

            gross, but some fucks here get off on butterfly porn

            +1 -0
      •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

        @tnkid

        These young uns need to sleep in to get thru the hangovers. Not me. Little hair of the dog, couple rails of anything speedy... I'm good.

        Good morning to you as well, young feller...

        +1 -0
        • tnkid March 9, 2019

          @HJ247

          Whew. I can't do speed. I'm anxious enough as it is. LOL . I have found that activated charcoal just before bed helps with that groggy feeling.

          Hair of the dog? Wasn't that a Nazareth song. ;-)

          +0 -0
          •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

            @tnkid

            Oh just a few bumps first thing in the morning. I learned that trick at the battle of appomattox. I saw Robert E. Lee doing it to get fired up for the battle. Some say that's why we lost... still a good fight tho...

            +2 -0
            • tnkid March 9, 2019

              @HJ247

              Bet you could load the hell out of a musket on a speedball...

              +1 -0
              •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

                @tnkid

                Best time in the regimen...

                +1 -0
    •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

      @HJ247

      300

      +1 -2
      • tnkid March 9, 2019

        @felterupgood

        And what did you drink last night, good sir?

        +0 -0
      •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

        @felterupgood

        sad...

        +0 -0
        •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

          @HJ247

          Yes.... But sadER to pad the count like you do everytime.

          +0 -2
          •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

            @felterupgood

            I wouldn't say EVERY time... and sedER is spelled with 2 "e"s. I'm sure that's what you were going for, right...?

            +0 -0
            •   happyjack March 10, 2019

              @HJ247 you sure about those 2 “e” there Vice President Quayle?

              +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    How the fuck do you eat with that?!

    +1 -0
    •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      Did the man have something hanging off his face that he could eat with? Like a trunk or something? Like where the elephant has his trunk hanging from? In the nose area of the guys face...?

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

        @HJ247

        fuck off that's funny LOL

        +0 -0
        •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

          @sarge07

          I know! I'm a funny mother fucker! Thanks sarge...

          +0 -0
          •   lafind March 9, 2019

            @HJ247 You're at least half right.

            +0 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      Lol

      +0 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      Whispers: I think HJ has very late onset Alzheimer's, just go along and don't say anything...

      +2 -0
      •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

        @tnkid

        Huh? Wha...?

        +1 -0
        • tnkid March 9, 2019

          @HJ247

          It's ok, just drink your prune juice and tell us more stories of your youth.

          +0 -0
  • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

    And another one gone, and another one gone.

    Another one bites my nuts...

    +1 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist Ouch!

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 March 9, 2019

        @tnkid

        Where is that tiny, crazy, balding Austrian...?

        +1 -0
        • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

          @HJ247

          ...biting my nuts?

          +0 -0
          • tnkid March 9, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            So he's down under, huh?

            +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      RID will do the trick

      +3 -0
      • tnkid March 9, 2019

        @sarge07 lol

        You took that in a completely different direction.

        +0 -0
  •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

    Got back home and noticed the pan under the hot water heater was full. There is a steady leak around the upper heating element. I hope i can just tighten it but I'll probably have to drain it and take the element out and put in a new gasket.

    I have replaced hot water elements before and the difficulty is accessing the nut. Its about 2 inches and recessed. That calls for a very big socket.

    +0 -2
    • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Man, there are so many joke setups in your comment...

      I mean, we've got blowing a gasket, difficulty accessing the nut, 2 inches recessed and a big socket... Hot damn!

      +3 -0
      •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        It’s a paragraph from his new erotic novel “Hot Syrup”

        +4 -0
        • tnkid March 9, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          The next one involves a hose and "draining the cavity"...

          +1 -0
          • muzziesarescum March 9, 2019

            @tnkid he's gotta drain it daily, his cavity can only hold so much "syrup"

            +3 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Ah, the joys of home ownership.

      +1 -0
  • fukinyourmom March 9, 2019

    Lol a vacation. Until I change my IP with one click through my proxy or VPN.

    +0 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

      @fukinyourmom,

      I assume you’ve abandoned your user name that’s VIP.

      +0 -1
      •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        oops!,.................can't buy those anymore.....LOL

        +1 -1
      • fukinyourmom March 9, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Sure I guess. I'm assuming you think I'm somebody else?

        +0 -0
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

          @fukinyourmom ,

          Yes, but I’ll take care of it. Thanks for bringing up the IP notion.

          +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

    Easy peasy lemon-squeesy my Brethren!!

    https://youtu.be/Edqg3tJz9rQ

    +1 -1
    •   burfurger March 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Ha! I hope the Walking Dead finds it's way again. The show seems a bit lost and disjointed now that Rick and Maggie aren't there anymore. ANd I hope that fucktwat Henry kid fucking gets ripped apart. I can't stand that motherfucker.

      +1 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

        @burfurger,

        I’m with you on the Henry kid. He’s gonna cost them. Should’ve let the little cunt go.

        +1 -0
        •   burfurger March 9, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Although his whisperer "girlfriend" is pretty hot. She can stay. He gotta go.

          +1 -0
          • tnkid March 9, 2019

            @burfurger

            She's pretty cute. Mom's a psycho.

            +1 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

            @burfurger,

            I don’t think she’s hot.

            +0 -0
      •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

        @burfurger

        Yeah Henry is a little douche, so is Judith, her voice is like a nail on a chalkboard.

        +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

    “Pres. Trump: Dems have embraced full-blown SOCIALISM. I want to hear your thoughts on their EXTREMIST agenda. Take our Dem Platform Survey NOW: bit.ly/2TzpNmp”

    +0 -0
    •   burfurger March 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Cory! Someone is Spamming the the rant. ↑

      +2 -0
      •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

        @burfurger

        Lmao+++++

        Someone's also spamming our country. I wonder if Cory cud ban him indefinitely?!?

        +0 -0
  •   burfurger March 9, 2019

    What? No update today? Oh yeah. It's Saturday. Mr.Cs doesn't feel the need to entertain the internet public on Saturdays for some reason even though probably 75% of the population is off and looking for something to watch. No big whoop. Slacker.

    +0 -0
    • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

      @burfurger

      There's always regular porn videos...

      Probably already wanked it today tho huh?

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger March 9, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        I drained last night. wife outta town today. So wank later. I'll keep you updated.

        +0 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @burfurger

          If you drained last night and wife outta town... then it begs the question. What was his name? And does it rhyme with "Frankenstein"

          +0 -0
    •   sarge07 March 9, 2019

      @burfurger

      need your binky?

      +1 -0
      •   burfurger March 9, 2019

        @sarge07

        Just pacifier will do.

        +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

        @sarge07

        Oh, don't fret sarge.. I have no doubt that burf is sucking on something to pacify his carnal urges!

        +1 -0
    •   lafind March 9, 2019

      @burfurger There he is, I spoke too soon.

      +0 -0
  •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

    No success getting my thing out of the Hot water heater. I even tried putting lube on in and I beat it with a hammer and it still didn't come out.

    My woman got down there with a flashlight and said it looked so old and covered with layers of crud that I should call in a professional. But I've never paid for services like this before and I don't even know how many it would take and if there is even enough room in the closet for multiple helpers.

    +0 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood,

      Buy a new water heater.

      +1 -0
      •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Isn't if funny that everything the little hobbit claims to possess is always broken or fucked up?

        And even worse, are the sexual innuendos he makes, so as to illicit a reponse so it seems that people are paying attention to him... Sad!

        +1 -0
        •   burfurger March 9, 2019

          @wallawilly

          And here you are paying attention to Cory who's paying attention to felter... kinda like you guys are running a train on him. But, at least you have Cory between you. I'll close the door to give you all some privacy. Light on or off?

          +1 -0
          •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

            @burfurger

            I happen to be the Director, they are the actors..

            +1 -0
          •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

            @BURF

            Kpmks wcb bpm Eitti bpzmil qv nwzcua. Uwzm ncvvg..

            +1 -0
        •   happyjack March 9, 2019

          @wallawilly LMFAO I'm thinking duct tape can be found on items and fixtures throughout his disastrous compound...

          +0 -0
      •   happyjack March 9, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Yep, things like a water heater don't generally just start leaking because of a gasket or t-tape or something. Sediment in a tank generally has the opposite effect and will plug small leaks until disturbed. It's probably a pin hole caused by rust with more leaks to come. Not worth screwing with to come home and find your place flooded out because of it. The cost of the looming water damage will far exceed the cost of replacing the water heater that was needed anyway. Preventive maintenance is always your friend :-)

        +1 -0
        • tnkid March 9, 2019

          @happyjack +

          I'm an appliance technician and I concur with this comment...

          +1 -0
          •   happyjack March 9, 2019

            @tnkid Thanks for the affirmation :-) I've never worked in the appliance industry but I have worked in industrial maintenance, and as you know a lot of the same principals apply to all sorts of equipment and machinery

            +1 -0
            • tnkid March 9, 2019

              @happyjack

              Yessir. Similar principles, different applications.

              +1 -0
            •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

              @happyjack

              Are you REALLY a black guy???

              +1 -0
              •   happyjack March 9, 2019

                @wallawilly expand your horizons there fella. There are black folks of all walks of life. But to your original question, yes I have been my whole life.....

                +0 -0
          •   happyjack March 9, 2019

            @tnkid Just a follow up question, to you or Cory I know that he has some rental properties....how do those tankless water heaters perform? We're due for a water heater ourselves, no leaks or anything, but I know that ours is at least 15 years old.

            +0 -0
            • tnkid March 9, 2019

              @happyjack

              I rarely service water heaters, rather leave that for plumbers.

              The only issues I've seen with the tankless variety is activation. This was when they were still new in the field, but appliances that have low or slow water intake, like dishwashers and some small washers don't draw enough water through the heater to trigger the heat, so you just get cold water. Hardly see it anymore, so I assume they've resolved the issue.

              I would think there would be an adjustment to allow for a slower flow to engage the heat circuit...

              +1 -0
              •   happyjack March 9, 2019

                @tnkid & crazyshit-Cory H. thanks fellas. I'm watching youtube videos on the subject now :-) looks like there's pros and cons but I may just keep it simple and stick to the tank variety for now....

                +0 -0
            •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

              @happyjack,

              I can’t say. We looked at one once, but went with a small electric tank unit for an upstairs bathroom.

              +1 -0
            •   burfurger March 9, 2019

              @happyjack

              Know you asked Cory but we had plumbers tell us that if you have a well and well pump they are not recommended because you don't have constant water pressure. Unless things have changed in the past few years. If you are on well water, ask the plumbers and do your homework on it like calling the tankless water heater companies yourself. A not honest plumber may just do it for the money then tell you there's nothing he can do about it now that it's in. But I know a lot of people who do have them on city water and they work great. Never run out of hot water.

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              •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

                @burfurger

                FYI:

                If you have Well water, unless you have a reverse osmosis type filter system, don't use tankless. Too much to explain...

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  •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

    Qcfm, wt mci'fs fsorwbu hvwg, mci'fs uom!!!

    +1 -0
  •   nybadguy March 9, 2019

    Woke up at 4:30 had to run to the toilet puking all over the bathroom. Nasty fuckin stomach virus. I must of puked atleast 12 times. Damn kids always getting me sick. Tip. never chug water after a vomit session.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

      @nybadguy

      That sucks bro. And you're correct about water. It's best to chug down a half gal of buttermilk...

      +0 -0
      •   nybadguy March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly I dont know about any kind of milk stuff I cant even eat a fuckin grain of rice lol. Drinking coca cola seems to help a little. +

        +0 -0
        •   happyjack March 9, 2019

          @nybadguy I'm no doctor, but I would stick to clear liquids or sports drinks or something for the electrolytes. I don't know if walla is fucking with you or something but 1/2 gallon of buttermilk would make a healthy person vomit...

          +1 -0
          •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

            @happyjack

            Lol... or:

            "How about a nice, greasy, pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray"

            Name of movie anyone? 5min timer..

            +1 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @nybadguy

      Feel for ya' bro. Get better fast.

      On the water thing: the worst is when it comes out still cold...

      +2 -0
      •   nybadguy March 9, 2019

        @tnkid yeah. That's exactly what happend along with the pizza from the night before. Thx bro +

        +1 -0
        • apatheticanarchist March 9, 2019

          @nybadguy

          Man, that is a rough feeling. Being sick as shit and cant stop barfing but being so dehydrated you just say fuck it and chug some water anyway only to puke it out shortly. Time to smoke a bowl and pass out dude...

          +1 -0
  •   lafind March 9, 2019

    Where's HJ247? This is 299.

    +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

    tha thr

    +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

    300!!!!

    +1 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      This is Sparta!

      +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

        @tnkid

        Did you know "HJ" stands for "Hermaphrodite Jockey" twenty four hours a day seven days a week,.,.,.

        +3 -0
        • tnkid March 9, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Lol. Far be it from me to discourage someone from their passion.

          +0 -0
          • tnkid March 9, 2019

            @tnkid

            I mean, hell, apparently I like futanari porn...

            +0 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Did you know Grimmwilder stood fer:

          -------->tawT<--------

          +1 -0
          •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

            @wallawilly

            twat twatwatwatwatwattattaaaaa!....twat Twat TWAT!!!

            +1 -0
  •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

    Anyone else seen the video of the utility worker in a bucket fixing a traffic light getting hit by a truck?

    It took out the bucket but he was dangling by his safety harness over the traffic.

    +0 -2
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

    Today has been National Women’s Day.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Oh. Really? Well, everyone here at CS, hopes felter has had a great day!

      +0 -0
    •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I think that was yesterday.

      +0 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

        @felterupgood,

        Yes, but they took too long to get ready.

        +6 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          On occasion, you can be humorous...

          (ON OCCASION)

          +0 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

            @wallawilly,

            Yeah, and on occasion you dominate the WICS.

            Or not!

            +1 -0
            •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              You sucked an Aussie last wics, so.....

              +0 -0
              •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

                @wallawilly,

                Don’t hate or be jealous. It was only two weeks. It’s obvious you’re with him the rest of the year.

                +0 -0
        •   happyjack March 9, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. solid

          +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Thank god it’s over. I can put my vagina away for another year.

      +1 -0
  •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

    Happy birthday

    Amerigo Vespucci..... Anyone know who that is w/o google?

    Yuri Gagarin. First man in outer space

    Bobby Fischer... Played checkers

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Amerigo discovered the Americas. No, I didn't Google. I'm extremely brilliant!

      +0 -0
      •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Oh... I thought he introduced flip flops to the natives in Brazil.

        +0 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @felterupgood

          You're the one who asked, Poindexter!!

          +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Recently, there's been substantiated claims that Russia sent a woman in space first. She died!

      +0 -0
      •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Valentina Tereshkova was Russian and first woman in space and who was first America woman?

        +0 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Some dumb cunt in the seventys. Black hair, face like a bulldog.. Don't recall her name.

          +0 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Valentina is the first "claimed"..

          +0 -0
        •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Christa McAuliffe, was the 1st dumb cunt to try and plug in her dildo and say:

          "What's this button for?"

          on the space shuttle Challenger ,.,.,.,.,.

          +0 -0
          •   felterupgood March 9, 2019

            @GrimmWilder

            I never like to put a sock on it but if I were in space I would try to contain my jizz…. bug I don't know how a gurl could do it.

            +0 -1
      •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        She talked so much she used up all the air.

        +1 -0
  •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

    6 weeks until Game Of Thrones. I’m getting a nerd-on thinking about it.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      Do you enjoy thrones because they're very "prickly"???

      +0 -0
      •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        At first I liked it for the boobs but then I realised it was good even without the boobs.

        +1 -0
        •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          The boobs are #2, rite?

          +0 -0
          •   mr_krabs March 9, 2019

            @wallawilly

            I care less about boobs when there are dragons.

            But if a dragon had boobs....now that’s a hard one!

            +0 -0
            •   wallawilly March 9, 2019

              @mr_krabs

              Yes!!!

              Smaug was a badass. And he had a British accent..

              +1 -0
              • tnkid March 9, 2019

                @wallawilly & mr_krabs

                Nerd alert!

                JK. I love LOTR, too.

                +0 -0
                • uponusall March 9, 2019

                  @tnkid

                  LOTL tops all that shit.

                  +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

    I just got back from my visit to Jasper Alabama and my elbow hurts like a motherfucker from a fight i got into with Butterbean in the WinnDixie parking lot over who had the right of way.........DAMN my life is boring

    +0 -0
    • tnkid March 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Shoulda asked Johnny Knoxville for pointers before duking it out with Butterbean.

      I can't fight anymore. Too many 'itis-related issues. Guess I'd just have to shoot a MF.

      +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 9, 2019

        @tnkid

        Naw it's all cool now, we shook hands an went down the road to his restaurant[Mr. Bean's BBQ] for a few beers....

        +0 -0
    • uponusall March 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      They have a big sale on pickles and dwarf condoms at the Piggly Wiggly... ya missed it.

      +0 -0
      • uponusall March 10, 2019

        @uponusall

        Felt uncomfortable being in the middle of a catcock sandwich, barf? lol

        +0 -0
  • uponusall March 9, 2019

    Nick Sandmann is gonna be a rich dude, thanks to mainstream idiocy.

    I gotta get me a MAGA hat and a solid camera and just stand on any Broadway and 1st, USA, and just wait for the rain to begin.

    What a country...

    +0 -0
    •   happyjack March 10, 2019

      @uponusall yeah because he deserves generational wealth for standing there with a little gay look on his face. Weirdo kid he didn’t walk away or tell the guy to fuck off or anything.

      But if we’re gonna start suing people for reporting fake stuff trump is gonna be broke and out on his ass by the end of Spring.

      +0 -0
      • uponusall March 10, 2019

        @happyjack

        "a little gay look on his face.."

        So...

        "Weirdo kid he didn’t walk away or tell the guy to fuck off or anything."

        So...

        And in response to your last paragraph, well, too bad for Trump. Guess he'll have no choice but to accept the generous, but well deserved, unlimited stay at any one of Sir Sandmann's many famous five star getaways that he will be sure to own once WAPO & CNN back up their brinks trucks.

        +0 -0
        •   happyjack March 10, 2019

          @uponusall LOL he shouldn’t get a penny. Poor kid was chained there and couldn’t walk away. He’ll say that he was too terrified to move. Let’s wait and see but if they start handing out money for erroneous news reporting, Fox News will go broke too.

          +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/christopher-watts-drove-45-minutes-with-dead-wife-2-daughters-before-smothering-them-with-favorite-blanket-dumping-bodies-in-oil-tank-familys-attorney-says

    +0 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

      That dude should have been hung by a harness, all his limbs sawed off with a chain saw, then left to bleed to death.

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 10, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        How cud his limbs bleed to death???

        +1 -0
        • letmefindout March 10, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Did your trailer get damaged in the tornado?

          +0 -0
          •   wallawilly March 10, 2019

            @letmefindout

            Trailer??? Wtf??

            Does yer mouth "open wide" when you see or envision a cock?

            +0 -0
      • letmefindout March 10, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        They shot dinosaurs didn't they? How else can you lubricate that engine.

        +0 -0
      •   happyjack March 10, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Agreed!! I saw a story on this a while back and there are home surveillance cameras showing his whole act during the initial missing person call and investigation.

        Hopefully the prison guards will make one of those “mistakes” where they “accidentally” leave his cell unlocked so he can be dealt with by the other inmates.

        +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

    User uploads have been dealt with.

    +0 -0
  •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

    Oh well… we didn't make it to 400

    +0 -0
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