Hey peeps 100
New rant, updates, and new user uploads.
Good job except for the gay shit. Those should have been left on the cutting floor.
Left you a special message on your latest User Upload. Have a nice day!
Thanks Mod! :-)
Hey everyone! :-) Hope all is well with each and everyone of you ;-) I love you all. I'm going to try to be kinder and gentler from now on if that's ok. If you don't like it.. feel free to fuck off. :-) Have a lovely day. That is all. Thank you :-)
@burfurger actions speak louder then words. lol jk. Your fine the way you are bro dont change for anyone. Fuck em if they dont like you.
@nybadguy what did Cory threaten you with a ban or something? Lol
@ketamine<3 I'm not a shit starter or a racist so I think I'm in the clear.
@nybadguy shit my bad that comment was ment for burf. I know you don't start shit or complain so yeah your totally fine. Burf on the other hand... just trying to see what his change of heart is all about. How's the cutting back on drinking going? It fucking sucks doesn't it lol.
@ketamine<3 going good man 17 day's no drink. Not that I had a problem with it. I like to challenge myself sometimes to see how long I can hold out on shit. I'm almost 4 years with out a cigarette. Only thing I'll never stop is mary j. We ride and die together lol.
@nybadguy that's awesome man! No drinking and no giving the ol lady any D... man your strong willed lol. And never give up the bud man, love it too much! My brother gave me his old e-cig thing so I'm gonna get some glycerin and make some thc oil I can put in it. Add some peppermint and you won't be able to smell it and I can take it to work ;) I usually don't smoke before work but sometimes I get there and I'm not operating equipment and I'm wishing I could... lol.
@ketamine<3 Yeah man sounds like a plan lol. Shes getting the D tonight I'm tired of blow jobs lol
@nybadguy hell yeah! Get you some!
who are you?
what, you an owl now?
@sarge07 who who who?
HA!, I sit the back porch at night in my old rockin chair and listen to the owls
@sarge07 sometimes you can see them swoop down and grab a field mouse. I seen them do that a few times when I was a kid upstate NY.
nature is awesome, saw firefly's last night
@sarge07 sounds nice and warm where you live. I'm setting tired o this old weather as I get older. Thinking about going to fla to live out the rest of my life. Convincing the kids is the problem.
There’s a lot of weirdos in Florida.
@mr_krabs Hey,........... I resemble that remark!
@mr_krabs there is strange mother fuckers all over this planet lol
So we start a new complaint session.
@HJ247 Stuck it in your cyber mouth while you were yawning. So there's that...
Technically, i was yawning thru my teeth so, good luck with that...
Yea, he knew that. Slid right thru one of the tiny gaps.
@apatheticanarchist lol, that and every time you yawn a ghost fucks your mouth. Double penetrated!
a fart is just the ghost of food you've already eaten.
My ghosts stink.
well most do
Good morning dick nibbles.
Who is Richard Nibbles?
It was supposed to be nibblers.
Nevermind, we all nibble the wrong thing occasionally.
So all these people showed up to work an hour early cause their alarms went off and shit. I guess it's daylight savings, but we don't do that shit in Arizona so if you didn't set your phone to AZ time it automatically changed lol. Dumb fucks. That's awesome. I wish work did that and I could have got out an hour early..
@ketamine<3 I worked for 2 hours today had to throw a 2nd coat of spackle on my neighbors bathroom. Gotta go back after work tomorrow to final coat it. Thank god for side jobs.
I was just thinking to myself as I changed the clocks in the house an hour forward that you must love not having to observe that shit down there. One less hour of chill time here before work today damnit! I've wondered how shitty it would be too for the people that live in Arizona and work in New Mexico or vice versa, that would blow.
@apatheticanarchist damn... never thought of that, they probly hate daylight savings time lol. I do love not having to worry about it cause I'd forget.
I know, it royally fucked me this morning, I'm an hour behind on my daily routine.
Yeah. Same here. Messed my whole church routine up. I luv church...
@HJ247 only think you luv about church is dropping your communion in front of the priest and looking back at him as you bend over to pick it up...
@sarge07 aww you didn't change your time zone? Fuck dude! Hope you didn't have any appointments or anything.
nope, livin in the country is good for the soul, and lord knows my soul needs all the help it can get
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?
All your life you've never seen a woman
Taken by the wind
Would you stay if she promised you heaven?
Will you ever win?
Always marinate your meat, inside and out..
How do I turn a chicken inside out ? Like oragami?
Someone reported this video saying it’s racist.
..Nobody wants to look at that shit YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
Glad I could help.
should have said, no one want's to look at THAT asshole
That's what I said on the #3 post of the day
It’s not racist but my eyes are deeply offended.
What sick bastard even posted that in the first place? Whomever posted that has some serious mental problems and I'd actually like to report them myself. Disguising, offensive material...
Luv the stuff... why?
never mind the asshat, no sense of humor
No, they must have meant grossist.
I guess there's just one thing a-left for me to do
Gonna pack my bags and move on my way
'Cause I got a worried mind sharin' what I thought was mine
Gonna leave her where the guitars play
Is that Chaucer...?
I doubt very few of the Philistines even know who Chaucer is without looking it up
Why they left that tune off of any of their albums, but of all albums, CODA, is mind boggling, to say the least.
Traveling Riverside Blues is another...
Thats one of my favorite Zep jams ever... +
One of my favourites is Achilles Last Stand. 10 minutes of unrelenting awesomeness.
Don't ask me
What you know is true
Don't have to tell you
Guess who said this today....
Capitalism is an "irredeemable" system" because of the "concentration of capital and to seek and maximize profit"
Googly eyed chicklets
AOC the leader of the Democratic party
I thought i was correct
I said that earlier when I was in the shower. Stop spying on me.
I'm having a hard time giving a shit my Brethren!
Fuck work fuck work fuck work!
Damnit! I thought if I said it three times fast in the mirror I wouldn't have to go... lying kids... see y'all on the other side.
It works with Biggie Smalls..
I love the shadowing... perhaps one more nugget.
that blur gives me a headache
"Waiter! There’s a whore in my salad.....and that’s ok with me!"
Haha! That was some funny shit.
“Well I’ll be a shit covered dick!!”
@uponusall What's with the mom? She looks like a transvestite.
They are a comedy troupe of dudes called 'The Whitest Kids U Know'. Look them up. They are hilarious.
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For a second, I thought that was Bugs Bunny in drag.
Sum tits 4 wallatwat!
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I hear coyotes in the distance, time for the big guns bitches....
Someone in the WICS mentioned something about beastiality. Well, it's not all chocolates and petunias...
Have a glimpse at the dark addiction of animal love with a visit to your local ALA (Animal Lovers Anonymous) meeting.
No no no no no.,,,.,.,.,.
It's a short comedy skit by The Whitest Kids U Know.
Any of you Trek fans, the new Star Trek Discovery is real good. Watching season 2 now.
I'm watching Lawrence Welk
They are doing a medley of Baptist hymns.
Give me that old time religion.
I used to watch him with my gramps.
I'm watching True Blood on Prime, funny as fuck
The new Trek sucks donkey dongs, Dude.//./././.
What don’t you like about it?
Jealousy... Grimm wud rather be sucking the donkey dongs!
my late wife was a severe Trek fanatic, and one thing I noticed was that every new incarnation of any Star Trek show, movie whatever was always compared to the original although the films with the original crew were never harshly critized. Hard core Trekkies violently condemned The Next Generation, DS9 Voyager, and even the prequel Enterprise. The Abramsverse is pure shit though, that's just my opinion So you'll have your naysayers.
Only 105 comments. The peanut gallery must've spent a lot of time praying today. Good for you. :-)
Burfurger finally has a good avatar.
LOL.. trying to upload a clip art/PNg image but it comes up blank like that instead. Can't do that anymore? It even screws up the entire profile page after uploading it. Just a bunch of code at the top of the page where the headers were.
I had issues too. I kept trying and it finally took. Clicking delete current avatar and saving that fiurst helped sometimes. The one I have now took several tries.
Here's what it says at the top of the setting page after it loads...
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I've tried a few different avatars in the last several minutes. Only the jpeg saves correctly first time.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Uh oh. Like the forums if something goes wrong, are they going to have to close down CS?
Derp... The forum software isn't compatible with the rest of the site. Poor analogy.
Well, it took several tries with the jpeg to get that one back.
Like Commodore64 to Windows 10.
Like Android to iOs