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March 10, 2019

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  •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

    Hey peeps 100

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

    New rant, updates, and new user uploads.

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    •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Good job except for the gay shit. Those should have been left on the cutting floor.

      +1 -1
    • letmefindout March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Left you a special message on your latest User Upload. Have a nice day!

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    •   burfurger March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Thanks Mod! :-)

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  •   burfurger March 10, 2019

    Hey everyone! :-) Hope all is well with each and everyone of you ;-) I love you all. I'm going to try to be kinder and gentler from now on if that's ok. If you don't like it.. feel free to fuck off. :-) Have a lovely day. That is all. Thank you :-)

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    •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

      @burfurger actions speak louder then words. lol jk. Your fine the way you are bro dont change for anyone. Fuck em if they dont like you.

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      •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

        @nybadguy what did Cory threaten you with a ban or something? Lol

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        •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

          @ketamine<3 I'm not a shit starter or a racist so I think I'm in the clear.

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          •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

            @nybadguy shit my bad that comment was ment for burf. I know you don't start shit or complain so yeah your totally fine. Burf on the other hand... just trying to see what his change of heart is all about. How's the cutting back on drinking going? It fucking sucks doesn't it lol.

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            •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

              @ketamine<3 going good man 17 day's no drink. Not that I had a problem with it. I like to challenge myself sometimes to see how long I can hold out on shit. I'm almost 4 years with out a cigarette. Only thing I'll never stop is mary j. We ride and die together lol.

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              •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

                @nybadguy that's awesome man! No drinking and no giving the ol lady any D... man your strong willed lol. And never give up the bud man, love it too much! My brother gave me his old e-cig thing so I'm gonna get some glycerin and make some thc oil I can put in it. Add some peppermint and you won't be able to smell it and I can take it to work ;) I usually don't smoke before work but sometimes I get there and I'm not operating equipment and I'm wishing I could... lol.

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                •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

                  @ketamine<3 Yeah man sounds like a plan lol. Shes getting the D tonight I'm tired of blow jobs lol

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    •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

      @burfurger

      who are you?

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      •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

        @sarge07 who?

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        •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

          @nybadguy

          what, you an owl now?

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          •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

            @sarge07 who who who?

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            •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

              @nybadguy

              HA!, I sit the back porch at night in my old rockin chair and listen to the owls

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              •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

                @sarge07 sometimes you can see them swoop down and grab a field mouse. I seen them do that a few times when I was a kid upstate NY.

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                •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

                  @nybadguy

                  nature is awesome, saw firefly's last night

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                  •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

                    @sarge07 sounds nice and warm where you live. I'm setting tired o this old weather as I get older. Thinking about going to fla to live out the rest of my life. Convincing the kids is the problem.

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                    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

                      @nybadguy

                      There’s a lot of weirdos in Florida.

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                      •   lafind March 10, 2019

                        @mr_krabs Hey,........... I resemble that remark!

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                      •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

                        @mr_krabs there is strange mother fuckers all over this planet lol

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  •   lafind March 10, 2019

    So we start a new complaint session.

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  •   HJ247 March 10, 2019

    Yawn ...

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    • bluewaffle-maker March 10, 2019

      @HJ247 Stuck it in your cyber mouth while you were yawning. So there's that...

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      •   HJ247 March 10, 2019

        @bluewaffle-maker

        Technically, i was yawning thru my teeth so, good luck with that...

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        • apatheticanarchist March 10, 2019

          @HJ247

          Yea, he knew that. Slid right thru one of the tiny gaps.

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          •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist lol, that and every time you yawn a ghost fucks your mouth. Double penetrated!

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            •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

              @ketamine<3

              a fart is just the ghost of food you've already eaten.

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  •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

    Good morning dick nibbles.

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    • vestanpance March 10, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      Who is Richard Nibbles?

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      •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

        @vestanpance

        Shit...

        It was supposed to be nibblers.

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        • vestanpance March 10, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          Nevermind, we all nibble the wrong thing occasionally.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

    So all these people showed up to work an hour early cause their alarms went off and shit. I guess it's daylight savings, but we don't do that shit in Arizona so if you didn't set your phone to AZ time it automatically changed lol. Dumb fucks. That's awesome. I wish work did that and I could have got out an hour early..

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    •   nybadguy March 10, 2019

      @ketamine<3 I worked for 2 hours today had to throw a 2nd coat of spackle on my neighbors bathroom. Gotta go back after work tomorrow to final coat it. Thank god for side jobs.

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    • apatheticanarchist March 10, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      I was just thinking to myself as I changed the clocks in the house an hour forward that you must love not having to observe that shit down there. One less hour of chill time here before work today damnit! I've wondered how shitty it would be too for the people that live in Arizona and work in New Mexico or vice versa, that would blow.

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      •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist damn... never thought of that, they probly hate daylight savings time lol. I do love not having to worry about it cause I'd forget.

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    •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      I know, it royally fucked me this morning, I'm an hour behind on my daily routine.

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      •   HJ247 March 10, 2019

        @sarge07

        Yeah. Same here. Messed my whole church routine up. I luv church...

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        •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

          @HJ247 only think you luv about church is dropping your communion in front of the priest and looking back at him as you bend over to pick it up...

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      •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

        @sarge07 aww you didn't change your time zone? Fuck dude! Hope you didn't have any appointments or anything.

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        •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          nope, livin in the country is good for the soul, and lord knows my soul needs all the help it can get

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  •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

    Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night

    And wouldn't you love to love her?

    Takes to the sky like a bird in flight

    And who will be her lover?

    All your life you've never seen a woman

    Taken by the wind

    Would you stay if she promised you heaven?

    Will you ever win?

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  •   wallawilly March 10, 2019

    Always marinate your meat, inside and out..

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    •   burfurger March 10, 2019

      @wallawilly

      How do I turn a chicken inside out ? Like oragami?

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    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

      @wallawilly

      Yes chef.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

    Someone reported this video saying it’s racist.

    https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/64948-nice-latina-ass

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    •   burfurger March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      ??

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    •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      ..Nobody wants to look at that shit YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

        @GrimmWilder,

        Glad I could help.

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      •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

        @GrimmWilder

        should have said, no one want's to look at THAT asshole

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        •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

          @sarge07

          That's what I said on the #3 post of the day

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    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      It’s not racist but my eyes are deeply offended.

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    •   HJ247 March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      What sick bastard even posted that in the first place? Whomever posted that has some serious mental problems and I'd actually like to report them myself. Disguising, offensive material...

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    •   sarge07 March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      never mind the asshat, no sense of humor

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    • uponusall March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      No, they must have meant grossist.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

    I guess there's just one thing a-left for me to do

    Gonna pack my bags and move on my way

    'Cause I got a worried mind sharin' what I thought was mine

    Gonna leave her where the guitars play

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    •   wallawilly March 10, 2019

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    •   HJ247 March 10, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Is that Chaucer...?

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      •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

        @HJ247

        I doubt very few of the Philistines even know who Chaucer is without looking it up

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    • uponusall March 10, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Why they left that tune off of any of their albums, but of all albums, CODA, is mind boggling, to say the least.

      Traveling Riverside Blues is another...

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      • apatheticanarchist March 10, 2019

        @uponusall

        Thats one of my favorite Zep jams ever... +

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        •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist

          One of my favourites is Achilles Last Stand. 10 minutes of unrelenting awesomeness.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

    Don't ask me

    What you know is true

    Don't have to tell you

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  •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

    Guess who said this today....

    Capitalism is an "irredeemable" system" because of the "concentration of capital and to seek and maximize profit"

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    • ucanthandleit March 10, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Googly eyed chicklets

      Girl?

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      •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

        @ucanthandleit

        AOC the leader of the Democratic party

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        • ucanthandleit March 10, 2019

          @felterupgood

          I thought i was correct

          Thanks

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    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

      @felterupgood

      I said that earlier when I was in the shower. Stop spying on me.

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    •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

      @felterupgood

      I'm having a hard time giving a shit my Brethren!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 10, 2019

    Fuck work fuck work fuck work!

    Damnit! I thought if I said it three times fast in the mirror I wouldn't have to go... lying kids... see y'all on the other side.

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    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      It works with Biggie Smalls..

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  •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

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    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Impressive. But......

      8====D

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    • uponusall March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I love the shadowing... perhaps one more nugget.

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      that blur gives me a headache

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  • uponusall March 10, 2019

    "Waiter! There’s a whore in my salad.....and that’s ok with me!"

    ~Mr. Krabs~

    https://youtu.be/XIiz-s_bjZ8

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    •   mr_krabs March 10, 2019

      @uponusall

      Haha! That was some funny shit.

      “Well I’ll be a shit covered dick!!”

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    •   lafind March 10, 2019

      @uponusall What's with the mom? She looks like a transvestite.

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      • uponusall March 11, 2019

        @lafind

        They are a comedy troupe of dudes called 'The Whitest Kids U Know'. Look them up. They are hilarious.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

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    • tnkid March 10, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      For a second, I thought that was Bugs Bunny in drag.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

    Sum tits 4 wallatwat!

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  • apatheticanarchist March 10, 2019

    I hear coyotes in the distance, time for the big guns bitches....

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  • uponusall March 10, 2019

    Someone in the WICS mentioned something about beastiality. Well, it's not all chocolates and petunias...

    Have a glimpse at the dark addiction of animal love with a visit to your local ALA (Animal Lovers Anonymous) meeting.

    https://youtu.be/LJQKSEi5aEg

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    •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

      @uponusall

      No no no no no.,,,.,.,.,.

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      • uponusall March 11, 2019

        @GrimmWilder

        It's a short comedy skit by The Whitest Kids U Know.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

    Any of you Trek fans, the new Star Trek Discovery is real good. Watching season 2 now.

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    •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I'm watching Lawrence Welk

      They are doing a medley of Baptist hymns.

      Give me that old time religion.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

        @felterupgood ,

        That’s awesome.

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      • uponusall March 11, 2019

        @felterupgood

        I used to watch him with my gramps.

        Mellow times...

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      •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

        @felterupgood

        I'm watching True Blood on Prime, funny as fuck

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    •   GrimmWilder March 10, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      The new Trek sucks donkey dongs, Dude.//./././.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 10, 2019

        @GrimmWilder,

        What don’t you like about it?

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        •   wallawilly March 10, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Jealousy... Grimm wud rather be sucking the donkey dongs!

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      my late wife was a severe Trek fanatic, and one thing I noticed was that every new incarnation of any Star Trek show, movie whatever was always compared to the original although the films with the original crew were never harshly critized. Hard core Trekkies violently condemned The Next Generation, DS9 Voyager, and even the prequel Enterprise. The Abramsverse is pure shit though, that's just my opinion So you'll have your naysayers.

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  •   felterupgood March 10, 2019

    100

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  •   burfurger March 11, 2019

    Only 105 comments. The peanut gallery must've spent a lot of time praying today. Good for you. :-)

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 11, 2019

    Burfurger finally has a good avatar.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 11, 2019

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