Our latest VIP member is..........
Welcome to the ranks, dude.
Congratulations and thanks for your support to the Crazyshit website.
Thank you. What a surprise. Let the hazing continue!
I wanna thank my mother and my father and my teachers for their never ending support and my fellow shitters for constantly throwing me some red meat to chew on.
I tried to continuously haze you, but they wouldn't let me.
You are welcome, Catboy,.,..,.,
This be your doins?
@burfurger .....not directly,....I mentioned it yesterday,....and someone heard me,..so Indirectly Yes,.
was there an election I missed? Just kiddin, congrats Catman
No forums=no elections,.,..
Yes. Trump won.
Why you always gotta be bringing up trump?
Why do you always complain about user uploads and content uploads or the lack thereof?
I don't complain about them. I inquire about them. If there is no update on a day, I start to worry about Mr. CS's well being. And haven't complained about the UUs in a loooong time.
Right. You worried about Mr CS. LOL.
Someone has to be! If that's actually him in the lead ins in some of the vids, looks like he needs someone to worry about him.
What does VIP get you?
@blitzkriegbopit 1 free ride in Ouchs van
@crazyshit-Cory H. You're the only one that's lasted a week the rest are amateurs
I’m already getting that.
Your account was officially changed over to VIP a few minutes ago. The updates cane first.
You may never make it to the Top User's list but at least you have your star on the CS Walk of Shame.
I've been there. It was a kinder gentler CS years ago when I was on the billboards.
Well done ;) seems like Crazyshit is constantly lowering it's standard Ha!
Nice felter! You get a golden star!
Lol just fuckin with ya man, congrats dude.
Ha! He paid for it!
Yeah... I skimped and saved for months to come up with that $20. I tried to get a discount and I tried to get credit but Cory was a hard ass. He wouldn't even take a post dated check.
@felterupgood What else did ya have to give up?
Congrats old timer! Now be sure to keep us informed of the crazy projects.
Nice going Felter.
Dafuq?? It’s nice to know Crazyshit is involved with the make a wish foundation. You know where they take a person who doesn’t have much time and let’s them go a few laps in a race car or something.
By far the most non traditional path that I’ve ever seen to obtaining a VIP. Kids don’t try that at home........
You know what?......YOU should buy the site,.....make it JUST like you like it,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder come on Shirley I gave you some props yesterday and even extended an olive branch to others, so not sure what you’re bitching about today but don’t take yesterday’s kindness for my weakness.
Plant that olive branch up your ass,Bo-peep, such a gesture from you is meaningless otherwise.......i never pretended like you and never will....
And FYI, You share all the bad qualities of felter's you claim to hate.....perhaps that's why you hate him so,.,..,.,
@GrimmWilder the olive branch wasn’t for you. It was for Catboy. His denial of it and you almost crying to him when he did happened yesterday LMFAO
I’m done with this though. I thought you were trying to be a decent guy and diffuse the situation yesterday Why anyone around here finds you remotely entertaining and friendly is beyond me.
Almost everything and everyone here is beyond you,......
@GrimmWilder It could become MonkeyShit and instead of shitters they'd be shit flingers.
@GrimmWilder Is it for sale? I gotta two fitty and a quwarter.
well, I got a vip star pretty quick, and no one was, and I mean no one was more surprised. I thought it was a joke.
@sarge07 you’ve been around a while your VIP status is of no surprise to me.
Since we’re on the subject I happen to look up the page and noticed that Letmefindout isn’t a VIP. That’s kind of surprising to me..
dang it, you're right. Perhaps you nominate him for the position and I'll second
@sarge07 you better nominate him and I’ll second it. I might be on the ban hammer short list right now ;-)
oh my, whatever did you do?
@sarge07 some long haired dyke tranny cock gobler is feeling herself because her name was mentioned a few times yesterday so she in turn is trying to push my buttons Other than that all is well ;-)
@happyjack you're surprised that Felter got his VIP but not worth Sarge and you quote he's been around awhile... Felter joined the year before Sarge..
@muzziesarescum you’re not good at comprehension or reasoning so let’s not waste tome trying to break it down to you.
@sarge07 What? Yer just a turd like me!
Congrats dude. Enjoy the buffet, try the crab, I hear it’s delicious.
Great job, Felter! You've landed on a pedestal from which few will ever see the view.
CORY YOU FUKHOLE!
You took my spot on the top ten!
Slow day on the rant... wonder why...
They log on and see my cat and conclude the site has been hikacked and leave for security reasons.
I see you're still getting your usual negs on every comment..and it seems me as well,...my reward for vouching for you....LMMFAO!.....so thanks for that........LOL
the PPNF (petty pussy neg fairy) strikes again. I got several the other day for actually saying nice about someone, LOL
Haa!...i see you got one right there.....LOL
You are welcome. I remember when you were always on top.... Then multiple account neggers shot you down. There's a price for telling it like it is.
I’m trying to upload videos but none have uploaded... why?
There were doc videos on queue a bit ago and all were rejected. One was an accident that cut short just before the accident. Some were just porn scenes with no CS factor, one had animals getting hit by cars which I’ve rejected three times, and I don’t recall the rest.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Well I loaded an aftermath of a Brazil shooting that happened today. (My wife is Brazilian she sent me the video). And I also submitted another horrific highway accident. No animals were harmed and no uploads either.
Horrific. Oh no!!!
Was it in the road by any chance?
@mr_krabs yeah a highway, like I said it was only a slight tap. That animal ran away fine... it was what happened after, that’s why I wanted to subit. Haha
Say it ain't so!!!
Lol! That was exactly my 1st thought! Its Tia trying to get back in.
Too well written...
Not you! You're well written 99% of the time. I meant pooper is too well written to be tai...
Now your just showing off ;)
You related to a person named Tia Goeler by chance?
@burfurger nope, can’t say I am.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Actually I take that back, the animal was slightly tapped by a vehicle. Before the end of the video. I will edit and resubmit. Thanks
Just approved two of yours.
Wow, I see the user uploads has a new look ... seems better for sure. Larger thumbnail preview. Word up. Guess that thousand bucks Felter had to pay then act surprised about his VIP status is already put to good use.
It's big enough to format the same as main page i guess..........,..,
an the thousand prolly didn't hurt.....lol
A thousand bucks never hurt anybody... except for all those and people it killed
' except for all those and people it killed?'
What tha fuk is this Psychobabble?
Ha! Shit. There wasn't supposed to be an "and" at all. Wow, that did read crazy though. I was just suggesting that $1000 has probably killed plenty of people.
Good, i's starting to think the cheese dun slid off your cracker,..,,.,.
A thousand? Ha!
If i had a thousand I would sit up all night looking at it.
@apatheticanarchist I thought he paid in sexual favors.
Alright. Who been fuckin with the user upload page? Stunnun?
@burfurger ,..GOD hisself dun it,....so shatup about it!
I don't believe an imaginary being with imaginary powers has the ability to do squat, ya twat!
Walla is god, he told me so.
YESS!, walla is god of flatulence!, anytime anybody burps or farts he is there!,..,.,.,
11 up and 5 more sheets to screw down and roof will be done.
It was an overcast day and my bauld head got burned.
I did a 10 minute video to introduce myself if I can uoload it.
Ps.... No cocks were exposed.
walla will be thrilled.
Don't tempt me. I'm trying real hard to be kind to walla.
Hope nobody here had a lot of money invested in Boeing. Cuz that's the sound you're body is going to make when you jump out of the window and hit the ground after seeing your new stock price. Boeing!
They'll fix it. They have 5 thousand of those planes sold that they haven't built.... Selling for 106 million each.
That's a half Trillion dollars.
Boeing Company ... 70.51%, % of Shares Held by Institutions.
@burfurger Now is the time to buy Boeing stock, it will go back up when they figure it out.
There is so much cash in the world ....and they are bringing it to the U.S. stockmarket.
Where else ? Those shithole countries that are flirting with socialism?
Most people don't have billions because they are stupid.
@lafind my thoughts as well.
I like the new look user uploads.
Not that anyone gives a fuck what I think.
Well done though.
Don't sell yourself short. I, for one, think you're a clever, funny son of a bitch. So again don't sell yourself short... like your dick. ;-P
Stop, you’re making me blush.
Let me speak for the CS members organization
Yeah... We care and we read your shit..... But.... We are concerned that if we get too close to you... We might catch something.
Hope I didn't make you feel like Pigpen. We've seemed to have settled down after the Black History month riots . Now everyone is sorta "touchy-feely,"
Everyone has been riled up lately. I’m not getting involved in debates. I come here to joke and laugh not get high blood pressure.
That reads like a VIP post. ++
@crazyshit-Cory H. ...If you're going to give him one wait till this weekend,...
Sunday will mark ONE YEAR that CS.com has had the krabs,..,,.
There most likely won’t be anymore this month.
You could do'em like taxes, quarterly.....4 a year.......maybe less...LOL
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
Cause there's too many places I've got to see
I'll remember you if your will says that I'll get a big hunk of that change when you get more senile and then kick the bucket.
I gotta roll I can't stand still
Got a flamin' heart can't get my fill
Got cum on the the. T shirt when Mary Jane Rottencrotch took me upstairs for a ride.
Damnm she's like 100yrs old Bro,,,,,,,did you write your love letters in cuneiform?............LOL
Shriveled pussy is good pussy.
All I ask for all I pray
Steady rollin' woman gon' come my way
Need a woman gonna hold my hand
Won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man
You seem to like the old ass, greatest music anyone ever came out with based on you're relentless posting of lyrics.
I would like to know you're thoughts on T Rex / Marc Bolan ...
Oh Hell Yeah.....when Bolan writes lyrics like
"You got the teeth of the Hydra upon you" & "You got a hubcap diamond star halo"
what's not to love.... “Get It On” is right up there in my book,. ........
You have GOTS to be kidding!,....How the FUCK is a MAGA shirt or hat racist? since when is it racist to show support for your president and pride in your country?
This shit has run amuck for FAR too long!!!!
This hasn't run hardly long enough because this shit as well as all the rest of the b.s. left hypocrisy is what will prevent The Anointed One from ever leaving the White House until 2024... and then The Anointed One Jr. will take his place.
I'm serial as Frostedflakes, Hoss
This goofy bullshit has gone too far when disrespecting the flag, anthem, our soldiers and country is rewarded with praise and showing support is condemned,..... punished even!
and for what?..................................
They think if Trump would just go away they would have their power back.
Remember.... Those in power have the favors to sell. Hillary clearly understood that.
"Our"? You's in Granada, isn't ya?
I's born in Tennessee Hoss.......i could be in bumfukked Uzbekistan and it's still be "our".....CockSucker!
Nope. You relinquish all ties to the Grand Old Flag when you move north of the boarder and start drinking milk from a bag and eating Lays ketchup potato chips...
You got that chip thing right....they love them nasty motherfuckers up here...
but yer a goofy bastard about the rest of it.....i'm only a immigrant here, and still have to pay my American taxes and touch American soil twice a year........
Such inspiring words are never spoken enough.
Why do they call Wednesday hump day when most people get laid on the weekends?
I don't know why... But I don't like that term.
Maybe because it's too cutsie.
Maybe because it implies the first days of the week are shitty.
I hate to break it .... But.... If you are having shitty days... They aren't going to get better because the day of the week has a "w" in it.
@felterupgood just makin jokes it seemed a little tense in here. I love crazy shit i have been watching their videos since 2012 but just recently started to join the horrific conversations in the threads :)
So your are saying that you were pre tainted by the time you joined.
Damn right i am. i have been reading everyone's posts also it has been crazy from the fucking start around here
And congrats my friend
Congrats Mr meow. Well deserved brother
Update on the shed....
Got it all screwed down and came up one piece short... Got pissed and cursed the assholes who filled the order.
Then I had a brilliant idea to look for the possibility that two pieces were put down together. Yes.... I found them. I'll have to take the screws out and move it tomorrow. I don't know what to do about cursing the guys who did their job right. I'm glad they don't know about it.
But yeaaa. Got it ready for the rain coming tonight. I'll need to finish the wall. There are only 4 screws holding up every sheet of tin now.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
I figured it was time to rebuild my old shed
Cuz the rain,sleet and snow was falling on my head
but i chipped a tooth, smashed my thumb an cracked my big bald head
so i'm gunna get a beer and quit this shit before i end up dead...
Gloom, despair, and agony on me....
@felterupgood haha! Dumbass! I'm kidding but that's funny lol. Glad you found the missing link.
Joy to the world.
@felterupgood joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea . Joy to you and me
I just did that to see it get negged.
Who would neg that? Obviously someone with a chemical imbalance and who is racially disturbed.
In a few weeks it will be the 50th anniversary of my high school graduation.
There were 6 boys and 12 girls in the class of 1969
I had always been in the band and enjoyed hanging out with the ladies and feeling them "up good" on the band bus trips to the ball games.
But all the other 5 guys were on the football team ...and they kept harassing me saying that if I would join them the whole senior class would be on the team.
Like the idiot that I sometimes am, I joined the team. Only two of us were left after the first game. We were horrible. Lost EVERY game and lost one game 76 to 0.
It was at that big loss that I herd something said that I will take to my grave. In the huddle our 8th grade quarterback said "Come on boys.... don't fumble. We gotta hole them. They are trying to score 100." BTW.... his "can do" spirit paid off. He later became a dentist and is worth a couple million.
We were so bad that we renamed out school "off constantly"
Then, when their band and team buses drove off we laughed when they shouted "WE BEAT OFF CONSTANTLY"
Disclaimer.... parts of the previous entry were factual. Other parts were "edited" for your "entertainment" purposes.
If you are drunk you can figure out which is which tomorrow.
I once dated a homeless chick. It was great. You could drop her off anywhere.
"Date's over. Get out."
-can't remember the comedian
wait, that was a joke?
got a new compact Springfield XD40.. fucking nice! Still gonna keep the walther as my carry but I'm excited to see what the difference between the compact and standard is. Hopefully go shoot next week. The only problem I have with compact pistols is I have big hands and it's awkward on the grip.
"I have big hands and it's awkward on the grip." Is that your opening line at the bar?
Walla pass out for the past 24 hours?
You can't be that naive...
Still haven't gotten those normal sleeping patterns back yet?
It comes and goes. Usually up till midnight or so anyway. It's hard to break the wake up at 3 or 4 am habit no matter how tired. Then check messages n emails n back to sleep, sometimes.
I only get about 3 hours of sleep a night/day myself. At my age, my prostate keeps me up all night with 30 trips to the bathroom. Dang lumbago too..