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March 14, 2019

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  •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

    Yay yay...

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    • mehofjack March 14, 2019

      @HJ247 peppa pig?

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      •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

        @mehofjack

        I usually peppa my pig before i smoke it so, yes?

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      •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

        @mehofjack

        Lol...i had to Google peppa pig... i had no idea what you were talking about...

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    •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

      @HJ247

      Now I know why you don't eat pussy.... Your tongue is up her asshole.

      That is a gaping ass avatar?

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2019

    Me n Mr.CS must have our cycles synced after a year. I wake up in the middle of the night n check things out, and there's the new update. Sure it helps that he taps me on the shoulder when he's done uploading, but that's besides the point. And in case you're wondering, yes... he's gay... and I'm in the cellar. HELP!!!

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    •   crazyshit March 14, 2019

      @burfurger You just got cut down from 5 to 3 fish heads per day. And stop wasting my data plan.

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2019

        @crazyshit

        as long as they are still the roly poly fish heads, I'll eat them up, YUM!

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      •   luvthick March 14, 2019

        @crazyshit

        ;-)

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    •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      How can he tap you on the shoulder if you're in the basement? Now we know you 2 spoon while updates are being uploaded and you're the power bottom...

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      •   crazyshit March 14, 2019

        @HJ247 The jig is up

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        •   burfurger March 14, 2019

          @crazyshit

          The jig is small.

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          •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

            @burfurger

            Racist...

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            •   burfurger March 14, 2019

              @HJ247

              Yes he is. You should hear him talk about the Lithuanians.

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              •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

                @burfurger

                There's 2 types of ppl i can't stand. Ppl who are intolerant of other ppls culture, and the Lithuanians...

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              •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

                @burfurger

                Was that a cult started by John Lithgow?

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    •   happyjack March 14, 2019

      @burfurger I heard that can happen when you pickup on each other’s pheromones. Wait what kind of cyoare you talking about?

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  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

    God Damned FAGGOTS!!!

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    •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Anti semite...

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      •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

        @HJ247

        Motherfucker..............how come every time my left nut itches you pop out scratchin yer head?

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        •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Cuz i want you to pay attention to me. I'm so lonely...

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          •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

            .JEEE-BUS MAN!, shut it already....

            (0)I here by dub thee "Rosebud"....now go fukoff an paint yer nails,..,

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        •   luvthick March 14, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Grimmy go take your Atavan & chime back in a few hours.

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          •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

            @Grizzlelump

            Well hell,I have to say i never seen this coming,... But you finally used a word i had to look up, "Ativan"(still spelled it wrong tho) i never heard of the stuff but it seems YOU are closely acquainted with it......AND DAMN BOY!!, {it's a benzodiazepine medication used to treat anxiety and other psychiatric disorders}

            ....Wassa'matter son?.....has taking up the nigger cause left your feeble squash addled-n-rattled?

            Well i tell ya what Grizzlelump,..the great and benevolent GrimmWilder will take it easy on ya,....maybe find ya some fat sheboons to occupy that weak melon of yours so you don't have to pollute yourself with that poison.,,.,.,.

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            •   lafind March 14, 2019

              @GrimmWilder Find me some sheboons too, skinny ones.

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              •   luvthick March 14, 2019

                @lafind

                Stop! That's an extremely disrespectful characterization of Black Women!

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          •   happyjack March 14, 2019

            @luvthick the thin skinned man loves to dish it out but acts like a bitch on the rag when it’s put back in his face. Calling grown men boy, yet crying like a complete fag when his little follower gets kicked around.

            The root of his problems is his looks I think. When was the last time that you saw somebody that god damn ugly with a loppey body like that who was a good spirited fun to be around person?? He wakes up in the morning looks in the mirror just to face the reality that he has the looks and the body of a butt ugly lesbian. Like the movie Groundhog Day but instead of Bill Murray you have Bill Ugly aka Bella Ugly.

            His hate of black women and thick asses in general comes from that clit of a dick that he probably has in his panties. Finding a boney assed ugly girl is really his only hope of actually getting close enough to just get the tip of his clit in.

            So on summation these are just a few examples of why he’s just a pain in the ass. I mean hell hard to judge someone with all that going against them.

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            •   luvthick March 14, 2019

              @happyjack

              LMAO! +++++

              I was laughing so much I couldn't even finish my drink!

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            •   lafind March 14, 2019

              @happyjack I don't hate black women at all, I like thinner women as do most men. I don't particularly care of you opinion. Just reading your rants says enough about you. Everything is about race, you fuk tard. I might as well said the same thing about a latina except he had brought un sheboons which typically refers to black women.

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              •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2019

                @lafind,

                I’ve got a feeling his rant is not directed at you.

                This part is not directed at Lafind, or any single individual.... Many, if not most black women are loyal to their man in a hard core way. No one needs to bring her any shit about her man. Doesn’t mean a thing what color her man is. Once you have one if these women, it’s a fine feeling. You also don’t usually have to worry about anyone hurting her feelings. Oh no. They’ll lay the smack right on your ass and they’re not shit most will do about it.

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                •   lafind March 14, 2019

                  @crazyshit-Cory H. I think the sheboon comment triggered em. He was trying to say how ugly my body was, Has any one here seen my body? he's just striking out cuz he be triggered. I'm okay with it, they are just words anyway.

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                  •   luvthick March 14, 2019

                    @lafind

                    The world does not revolve around you...

                    HJ was not talking about You!

                    Stop with the disrespectful characterization already!

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                  •   happyjack March 14, 2019

                    @lafind Furthermore, you're if I've never seen you why would you think I was talking about you?? Triggered, the triggering is all yours. I was simply trying to make a semi entertaining comment about GW because he was talking shit. Stand down soldier....

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                •   happyjack March 15, 2019

                  @crazyshit-Cory H. Is there something you're trying to tell us Cory? Have you some experience with brown sugar? It's none of my business of course, so I won't be sad if you tell me as much :-)

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              •   luvthick March 14, 2019

                @lafind

                "typically refers to black women."???

                Only Racist FuckTards would think like that!

                Why don't you look at your lady and the women in your life and call them Boons!

                It's disgusting isn't it?

                Stop referencing to our Black Women with that disgusting term!

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              •   happyjack March 14, 2019

                @lafind I'm not talking about your comment

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            •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

              @bo-peep

              Aww...poor widdle fat pudgy bo-peep tries SO SO hard........but still hittin on nada....

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2019

    It's blowing almost as hard outside as it is in this rant.

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    •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Yeah! Grimm blows! You're soooooo right about that...! That was awesome!

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2019

        @HJ247,

        He’ll gut you like a dead deer for that.

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        •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          That big mush? He's all talk that guy...! Any little ginger that cute can't have a mean bone in his body...

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        •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Not in here i won't, ..Rosebud wants to take it out into the threads....So be it!

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          •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

            @GrimmWilder

            Who did what now...?

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            •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

              @rosebud

              you copy-n-pasted my words from here into the threads......that's a nono Rosebud,.,.

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              •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

                @GrimmWilder

                I did what?

                you copy-n-pasted my words from here into the threads......that's a nono Rosebud,.,.

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                •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

                  @rosebud

                  You can be worse than the niggers, you know that, you fickin prick

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                  •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

                    @GrimmWilder

                    Ok ok... you win. I can't handle it anymore...

                    Lol... just kidding sunshine...

                    You can be worse than the niggers, you know that, you fickin prick

                    Here's another for you...

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                    •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

                      @rosebutt

                      Your avatar is perfect

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                      •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

                        @GrimmWilder

                        I thought you'd approve... I'm slow on the uptake. I had an actual "rosebud" earlier... figured I'd better get the proper one up...

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                        •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

                          @HJ247

                          what?,..you actually thought i was talking about a flower?...at THIS site?

                          you really are slow on the uptake.,,.,.

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                •   lafind March 14, 2019

                  @HJ247 Is there an echo in here?

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  • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

    Its all about the money.

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    •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      It all comes down to the money

      Whether it's rainy or snowy or sunny

      Funny, but it all comes down to the money

      I'm in it

      I'm in it for the cash

      I'm in it for the cash...

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  •   lafind March 14, 2019

    Kinda dry rant this morning.

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    •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

      @lafind

      Sometimes you gotta spit on it first.

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    •   burfurger March 14, 2019

      @lafind

      Well wetten it up then ya bastage.

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      •   lafind March 14, 2019

        @burfurger @mr_krabs you guys have experience?

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        •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

          @lafind

          Spitting on a sausage? Yeah, it’s how I lost my job.

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          •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

            @mr_krabs you spelt 'gave my first bj' wrong.

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          • tnkid March 14, 2019

            @mr_krabs

            I thought that was how to GET a job???

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  •   ouch March 14, 2019

    Fuck all ya all

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2019

    Who here is feeling the wrath of the bomb cyclone today? Little rain here. Little windy. More like just a titty twister here.

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    •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      I’m taking a pounding from storm Gareth, he’s blowing furiously. I can barely stand up.

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      • ucanthandleit March 14, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Is gareth the name of your new boyfriend:)

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      •   lafind March 14, 2019

        @mr_krabs Who is Storm Gareth? Is he related to Stormy Daniels?

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Damn. Had to look that up. Mother nature beating your asses. Probably because of Brexit.

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      We are doomed, doomed I say. Make your peace with your Gods, we are doomed.

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      •   lafind March 14, 2019

        @sarge07 The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

          @lafind

          is it May 12th again?

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2019

        @sarge07

        I got their doom right here.

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  •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

    Morning peeps.

    Happy pie day!

    I'm looking forward to making a creampie. Y'all can have some if you want.

    Also happy birthday to Albert Einstein.

    ....and to Stephen Curry. I was up late last night watching Curry and the Golden State warriors beat the Houston rockets.

    Houston had beaten GS all three games they had played earlier this season..... But Houston with "fear the beard" james harden came up short by a couple points last night EVEN though GS played w/o Kevin Durant.

    March Madness college basket ball playoff brackets will be out in 3 days. I'm pocking Duke to win it all this year. I picked Duke last year but they got knocked out.

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    • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Bout to get drunk as fuck and stay up all night friday night to slow cook a whole pig. We do it every year during the ACC championship. Really couldn't give 2 shits about the games tho...

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      • letmefindout March 14, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        Swine is divine!

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @letmefindout

          I look forward to that shit all year long. Got a huge grill to throw the whole hog on, sliced in half. Then we burn white oak in a fire barrel and shovel the hot coals under the pig all night. Goddamn delicious...

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          •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            That sounds awesome. I’m sure the pig doesn’t enjoy it, but fuck him!

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            • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

              @mr_krabs

              We actually fuck the pig first, lol

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              •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

                @apatheticanarchist

                I call that “tenderising”

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                • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

                  @mr_krabs

                  I do believe thats where the phrase "porking" comes from...

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        •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

          @letmefindout

          Looks like you are tooting your own horn.

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

          @letmefindout

          INFIDEL!!! Oh wait, me too I guess

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      •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

        This comment has been deleted

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        •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          College basketball is always a guess. It's one and done and injuries AND scandals flip the board.

          ...and last year Loyola had the praying nun Sister Jean envoke divine intervention to knock off the big dogs and take them to the final 4. She is 99 years old.

          Loyola was facing 250 to 1 odds in the tournament.

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          •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

            @felterupgood

            Sister jean's a hoot

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Just no stake in the game for me really. I'm there for the drink and grub.

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      •   nybadguy March 14, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist fuck I'm dying to try roasted pig. I heard the cheeks and the skin is the best part.

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @nybadguy

          Dude, it is amazing. Pretty labor intensive, gotta stay up all night, keep the fire going, shovelling coals, keep the temp right. But goddamn its well worth it, probably one of my favorite foods ever.

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      •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        Today is Thursday

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Correct sir.

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          •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            You said you were going to start drinking now and stay up all night Friday

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            • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

              @felterupgood

              Aha, well I will still be getting drunk tonight too, but not insanely so until tomorrow night

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              •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

                @apatheticanarchist

                Take care. The booze has side effects.

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          • letmefindout March 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            Beer/lime/butter and garlic injections bring out the flavor in sooooo many ways.

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        •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

          @felterupgood

          already? Where have I been the last two days?

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          •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

            @sarge07

            Just "sniff" around. Won't take long to determine if it has been up your ass.

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      •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        doin a pit? Hog in the ground with hot coals is heaven on earth

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @sarge07

          Never tried it that way, but heard great things.

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          •   sarge07 March 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            oh, soft & juicy & tender and oooooohohhhhhhhhhh

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      •   lafind March 14, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist you build a fire in a hole to make charcoal then put the pig in and cover it up for like 6 hours?

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  •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61g2-EVJ-mo

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    •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

      @felterupgood one of the best movies ever.

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  • letmefindout March 14, 2019

    "Senate rejects Trump border emergency as Republicans defect "

    I'm guessing this is the point where everybody pulls out their dick and the American public is left to judge whose is bigger?

    (Hint: Pelosi)

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    •   burfurger March 14, 2019

      @letmefindout

      She is trump's cock blocker. And I'm sure melania is thankful.

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    • ucanthandleit March 14, 2019

      @letmefindout

      your right pelosi does have a big dick she calls it chuck Schumer

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      • tnkid March 14, 2019

        @ucanthandleit

        Amy's dad is a dick...

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        • ucanthandleit March 14, 2019

          @tnkid

          Lol she is a funny bitch tho.

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          • tnkid March 14, 2019

            @ucanthandleit +

            ...and kinda hot

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    •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

      @letmefindout

      Wasn't dickhead Romney the leader of that betrayal?

      I can't believe that I once voter for that turd.

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2019

        @felterupgood

        Never seen anyone in the history of birthday cake candles pick them up and blow them out one at a time. He's so rich he probably has paid someone to do it every b-day. Dude is whiter than crustless white bread soaked in bleach then white washed. Or just retarded. Probably both.

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      •   lafind March 14, 2019

        @felterupgood I think that they are making a point and a good one at that. kind of a warning about going around congress. I don't think they can over ride a veto and they know that.

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2019

    Someone want to check on walla? Too much herbage? Or did he say something yesterday and it got deleted and he got banned?

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    •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      I was wondering too. He hasn't been on for so long that I forgot that I was a fag without being constantly reminded

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      • tnkid March 14, 2019

        @felterupgood

        GAY!

        better?

        jk, bro.

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        •   burfurger March 14, 2019

          @tnkid

          No JKs allowed!

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          • tnkid March 14, 2019

            @burfurger

            Ok.

            *looks down and shuffles feet*

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          •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

            @burfurger

            Hey... Didn't you break a few "rules" on the way to the top?

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        •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

          @tnkid

          It'll have to do.

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    •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      The special olympics started today. Maybe he was picked for the team.

      +1 -0
      •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Ok... I'm trying real hard but I can't resist saying "last"

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2019

    With the updated version of the user upload page I think we lost the ability to report a video like the old pages. Or did I miss it somewhere? Anyway. Didn't like seeing the occupied animal cages getting crushed in the pet store video. Sorry.

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    • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      Oh fuck there were? Luckily I missed them somehow...

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    • tnkid March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      I watched several times and couldn't see them.

      Looks like that krabby brit did, though.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2019

    The pet store video doesn't show any animals in it. I don't think it even shows any cages. Not even sure it's a pet store.

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    •   burfurger March 14, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      On the left side of the screen of the left side of the screen in front of the windows there's a stack of cages and a big cage with a dog moving around then laying down in the lower left of the screen screen.

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    • tnkid March 14, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Looks like it's time for both of us to schedule a trip to the optometrist.

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      •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

        @tnkid

        I never saw it. My dog comment was completely coincidental. I don’t like dogs though so I’m not fussed if the video was of a dog being thrown into a wheat thresher.

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          Haha, goddamn dude

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        • tnkid March 14, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          Damn! Allrighty then...

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  •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

    All we are saying is give peace a chance

    All we are saying is give peace a chance

    Songwriters: John Lennon

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  •   HJ247 March 14, 2019

    100

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    •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

      @HJ247

      I waw watching to see if you were going do that.

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2019

    Let's face it. The UK should just Brexit Brexit at this point.

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    •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

      @burfurger

      Yep, it’s all fucked. The British government couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

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      •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        They are talking about a revote... They might just keep doing that till the voters get it right.

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        •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Voters got it right the first time but it wasn’t what the big wigs wanted so they’ve done everything they can to delay it. Conspiracy i tells ya!

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          •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

            @mr_krabs

            I was trying for sarcasm. ...even though the idea of revoting had been kicked around.

            If they didn't count my vote the first time how could I believe the government would ever count it?

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  •   nybadguy March 14, 2019

    I took 2 shits in a porta potty today.

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    • tnkid March 14, 2019

      @nybadguy

      *applause*

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    •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

      @nybadguy

      I took one in my pants.

      I'm regular at 8 am.... But I slept till 9.

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      • tnkid March 14, 2019

        @felterupgood

        Once you reach a certain age, you appreciate a good BM, no matter where you are. Am I right?

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @tnkid

          What the hell is a normal bowel movement?

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          • tnkid March 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            One where you don't break out in a cold sweat and run out of breath?

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        •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

          @tnkid

          I like to shit and get it. Got things to do..

          Here I sit in a hell of a caper

          I just shit snd their ain't no paper

          The bell rung ...so I can't linger

          Look out asshole... Here comes my finger.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

      @nybadguy 2 poop sessions, nice. Did you draw a naked chick on the wall or was it already full?

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      • tnkid March 14, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        nybadguy strikes me as more of a poet. You know, "Here I sit all broken hearted" and all that jazz.

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        • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

          @tnkid

          Sorry, cant help it...

          "Here I sit in gassly vapors,

          Some dumb fuck used all the paper.

          No longer will I sit and linger,

          Look out asshole here comes my finger!!

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          •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            I wish i had known you wrote that before i pecked it out on this tiny cellphone keyboard.

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        •   lafind March 14, 2019

          @tnkid You mean Here I sit cheeks a flexin, giving birth to another mexican?

          +2 -0
      •   mr_krabs March 14, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        He left your phone number with the promise of a good time. Lol

        +3 -0
        •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

          @mr_krabs well I always keep my promises so I hope I don't get any phone calls tonight.

          +2 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

    I did a rail of blow and cleaned my house, did all the dishes and laundry. Now all I have left to do is jack off... not such a bad day after all. Oh and I figured I'd try some more chicken jerky, that'll be ready in a couple hours. Fuckin a. Have a good evening errbody!

    +3 -1
    • tnkid March 14, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Just don't get the chicken and your pecker mixed up. Have a good'un!

      +2 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

        @tnkid well one won't make it to my mouth, trust me I've tried many times lol.

        +2 -0
        • tnkid March 14, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          When I was younger and much more flexible, I could lick it. Had a girlfriend who got really turned on watching me try.

          TMI?

          +2 -0
      •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

        @tnkid

        He already said he had to choke the chicken.

        +2 -0
    • ucanthandleit March 14, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      The old double play

      Jerkin your chicken and chicken jerky

      +2 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2019

        @ucanthandleit haha! That's awesome! I'd have never thought of that.

        +1 -0
    • apatheticanarchist March 14, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Goddamn, I hope to have some blow come thru tomorrow , I'm gonna need that shit to stay up all night and not because it makes you feel like a god! ;-)

      +2 -0
      •   happyjack March 14, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist You reminded me of this commercial from back in the day

        https://youtu.be/XGAVTwhsyOs

        +1 -0
        • tnkid March 14, 2019

          @happyjack +

          Wow! That's a blast from the past.

          Early to mid 80's, right?

          +1 -0
          •   happyjack March 14, 2019

            @tnkid yeah I think so, that commercial always stuck in my head for some reason..

            +1 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 15, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist good luck man. I hope everything comes through for you.

        +0 -0
    •   happyjack March 15, 2019

      @ketamine<3 That was my neg, you know I love ya, but I'm that kind of big brother that says "you know I love ya, but you need to leave that shit alone" Then you say I know, then we both smile because I know you're your own man and are gonna do whatever in the hell you want to do anyway ;-)

      +1 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 15, 2019

        @happyjack

        + I have to appreciate someone looking out for a fellow brother. You sound like my grandfather lol. Wise enough to know I'm gonna do whatever I'm gonna do but will guide me to the right path and watch me make my decisions and fail. Your a good man happy.. I appreciate your input and I know your right. But some things I gotta learn on my own. Coke is something I can have in my pocket and not do for a year I'm not worried about it. Hey, my house is clean!

        +0 -0
  •   happyjack March 14, 2019

    LMFAO at a new change in the CS site. It’s a built in protection for people with weak feelings. I won’t divulge it yet, if Cory doesn’t I’ll wait to see if anyone else notices it, or maybe it was a custom setup just for me. Oh man.....

    +0 -1
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2019

      @happyjack,

      The down vote limit? It’s got a by the hour setting and a by the day setting. Unless it’s messing up, one would have issued a lot of down votes to set it off.

      If that’s not what you’re referencing, you’ll have to speak up as I may have forgotten.

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        He's trying to enjoy his fat pudgy self by startin shit with the evil grand poobah racist......just ignore him,.,.,.

        +0 -2
      •   lafind March 14, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Do folks really care about the votes?

        +0 -1
        •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

          @lafind ...Some say they don't but they do.........for different reasons, i admit,..but still...,.,

          +0 -0
      •   happyjack March 14, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Yeah that's what I was referring to. I think I hit maybe 5 down votes between 2 knuckleheads up top. I knew I should of bought more negs.

        +0 -0
      •   happyjack March 15, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Yep got hit with a by the hour limit, because just went in and was able to share a couple of more. How long has that been in place?

        +0 -0
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2019

          @happyjack,

          Maybe a couple of months, or so.

          +0 -0
          •   happyjack March 15, 2019

            @crazyshit-Cory H. I'd guess it was 5 votes, but I was smacking on some french fries that I was dipping in ketchup at the same time, so maybe I lost track

            +0 -0
  •   felterupgood March 14, 2019

    You guys are terrible. You talk like you are fucking off from work and gathered behind the porta potty. Haha

    +1 -3
  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

    https://youtu.be/kip7JjEVf-U

    +1 -1
    • tnkid March 14, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Johnny Cash-ish...

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2019

        @tnkid

        But pretty good tho.......i likes it!

        +1 -0
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