► THE DAILY RANT

April 12, 2019

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  •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

    Where the bitches at?

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2019

      @mr_krabs,

      I assume Burf and Walla are sleeping.

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      •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        EADB...

        +1 -0
      •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Together?

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          Most likely yes.

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          •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            Who’d you think is the big spoon?

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2019

              @mr_krabs,

              Grimm.

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              •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

                @crazyshit-Cory H.

                That’s a disturbing image. I guess burf would be in the middle because otherwise he’d bitch about being cold.

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                •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

                  @mr_krabs

                  Grimm and I wud obliterate little burf! He wud have a prolapsed mouth...

                  +1 -1
              •   GrimmWilder April 12, 2019

                @crazyshit-Cory H.

                BULLSHIT!!!

                +1 -1
  • ernestkc April 12, 2019

    Ya mama house

    +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

      @ernestkc

      How do you know my mama?

      +1 -0
    •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

      @ernestkc

      How you feel about what the Chiefs have done in the off season? I'm a die hard Bucs fan but when the Chiefs were founded in 1960, i was about 60 years old, and i just loved that logo. So I've followed them loosely since. Heart breaker against the Pats. Can't stand the fucking Pats...

      +2 -0
      •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

        @HJ247

        You're the healthiest, most active 118yr old I've ever virtually known! And you do it without Viagra. You da man!!!

        +3 -0
        •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

          @wallawilly

          You gotta stay busy... and the only blue pills i put in my body are the opiod kind... which reminds me... no work tomorrow! Time to start getting fucked up...!

          +1 -0
          •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

            @HJ247

            Dude, a buddy of mine cooked up some brownies that are opiate strong! Kid you not. Eat one and a hour later, yer walking backwards and side to side but not straight ahead. Love em!!!

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            •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

              @wallawilly

              I gotta be honest, I've been playing this game for decades, and I've never heard of cooking it into brownies. I'd be nervous of losing potency. He just crush, mix, and bake?

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              •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                @HJ247 be careful, if you go over a certain degree you will lose potency. If your gonna attempt that do some research. In all honesty if your gonna eat the shit just chew up the pill and swallow or parachute it. But snorting is the best ROA for recreational use I've found. But if ya try it let me know. Walla may have been talkin about herb brownies that were strong enough to feel like opiates, I've never heard of cooking pills into food and I've done a lot of reading on the subject of opiates.

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                •   happyjack April 13, 2019

                  @ketamine<3 Curious as to what walla is talking about too lol. I'm an edible guy (cannabis) but 15-20mg is my sweet spot. With that amount I'm not all fucked off, but it kind of opens my thoughts, makes funny shit hilarious, and makes me sleep like a baby.

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                  •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                    @happyjack I personally love edibles, I have to be at home watching tv to smoke but making butter and putting a glob on a cookie or whatever and nuking it for 10 seconds... I'm good to do whatever lol. i don't know the mg's of what I make I just eat more if it doesn't make me feel right lol. I use it to give me an appetite and pain relief.

                    I think he was talking about pot brownies...

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                  •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                    @happyjack dude I'd love to chill and get high with you happy... I think we'd have some great conversations lol.

                    Actually alot of CS members I wouldn't mind getting high with.. on that note, when is this fucking picnic gonna happen?

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                    •   happyjack April 13, 2019

                      @ketamine<3 Oh yeah great convo for sure!! But yeah a CS picnic would be interesting to say the least. Everyone other than Luvthick and I would need to wear name tags LMFAO

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                    • tnkid April 13, 2019

                      @ketamine<3

                      What picnic?

                      I'd be all over that. Id really like to meet y'all.

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                      •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                        @tnkid I don't know that it was ever a real thing or just a running "joke" of sorts but the CS picnic has been brought up for years as a gathering of all of us. I believe it to be satire but that would be pretty fun.

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                        •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

                          @ketamine<3

                          the last thought was to meet somewhere in Vegas, well that's what my swiss cheese memory recalls anyway. I think some duufus fucked that all up

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  • ernestkc April 12, 2019

    Farmers only.com

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    •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

      @ernestkc

      Haha! Ya got me there.

      My poor mama.

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

      @ernestkc

      they some pretty big women on that site, not that many petite that I saw

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      • letmefindout April 12, 2019

        @sarge07

        Raw bone and corn fed

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  •   lafind April 12, 2019

    Late updates, sneaky!

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  •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

    Punk ass cunts! Happy today..

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  •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

    I put together the newsletter for one of the veterans groups I belong to, I research the historical contents, cite my references, write original articles, and if necessary seek permission to use historical photos. That being said, I received a "complementary" copy of another individual's newsletter which for the change of the newsletters name, and changing my name to his in the articles, it was a direct duplicate of my last issue, including font style. And the bastard is attempting to take credit for all contents. I contacted the "editor", and his words are as follows "Fuck you it's a free country". Top it all off, the so called editor is not a vet and is the editor o an AMVETS newsletter? What a fucktard

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

      @sarge07

      by the way, what the fuck does "SMH" mean?

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    •   happyjack April 12, 2019

      @sarge07 so what's his email address? We'll copy and paste Fake Rudy's stories and email them to him. It'll torture him to death, a slow death....

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      •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

        @happyjack

        LOL, [email protected]

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        •   sarge07 April 12, 2019

          @sarge07

          sorry correction

          [email protected]

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          • letmefindout April 12, 2019

            @sarge07

            Say the word and I'll feed this address to the bottom feeders in the deep web.

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            • uponusall April 12, 2019

              @letmefindout

              The guy's not slicing off toddlers' heads just yet.

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              • letmefindout April 12, 2019

                @uponusall

                There are other types of bottom feeders. But, plus 1 none the less

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            •   happyjack April 12, 2019

              @letmefindout I think it’s what Sarge wants lol. Sounds like the guy has it coming :-)

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            •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

              @letmefindout I'm game, so we lighting this fucker up or what? Say the word sarge...

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            •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

              @letmefindout

              no need, the email address has been closed and an official apology from AMVETS for the "theft" of my intellectual property. Funny

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    •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

      @sarge07

      That’s fucked up. You put all that effort in only for some bastard to steal it. Your next newsletter should be titled

      “AMVETS EDITORS WIFE IS A FAT SLUT” and if he says anything you remind him it’s a free country.

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  • apatheticanarchist April 12, 2019

    Friday's sure suck a fat dick when you gotta work Saturday and Sunday...

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    • uponusall April 12, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      TGIM?

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      • apatheticanarchist April 12, 2019

        @uponusall

        Ugh, guess so.

        Incidentally, mind if I borrow about 8 feet of rope?

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    •   happyjack April 12, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist yeah that's not a Friday, it's a Wednesday for you (If sunday is your last day)

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    •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      I work Saturdays too. I used to work Sundays but hated it, it didn’t feel right.

      Never again, hopefully.

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  •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

    Illegals are going to be bussed to sanctuary cities and released.

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    •   lafind April 12, 2019

      @felterupgood That is not legal however the government can hunt then everywhere except for the sanctuary cities and have the same result legally. They want open borders let them have the result. Protect the rest of the country from them, don't get me wrong they are not all bad but many are and it's those that are bad that we need to keep out as well as control the borders to regulate how many we let in.

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      •   happyjack April 12, 2019

        @lafind and that’s the kind of president that we have. He would do it simpliy to try to get his revenge on the sanctuary cities. Isn’t the fucking president supposed to be above this kind of shit? It’s sad it really is.

        That being said his behavior isn’t a big deal it’s always been known that he was a fraud and a cheat, he comes from a family of them, but the citizens who condone and even applaud the guys behavior is what blows me away.

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        • john492 April 12, 2019

          @happyjack ha ha. You fellas keep griping but Trump deserves his own Mountain. A Trump memorial is in the works and it WILL trump Lincolns. You left wing socialists can't seem to recognize Trump's vision and brilliance.

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          •   burfurger April 12, 2019

            @john492

            You can quit masturbating while watching fox newz and old drump Ra Ra rallies at any time.

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            • john492 April 12, 2019

              @burfurger ive noticed your Pelosi loving ass on here. Trump is the ONLY answer for this Republic! His greatness should be allowed a 3rd, 4th etc term if he so chooses. America would be in a total state of chaos without his masterful leadership.

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              • letmefindout April 12, 2019

                @john492

                Dictators don't have term limits. Enjoy it while you can.

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                • john492 April 12, 2019

                  @letmefindout The Trump will abolish this out of control government and declare himself leader. At that point this country will become the envy of all. The wall needs built.

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                  • letmefindout April 12, 2019

                    @john492

                    Thank you for making my point.

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                  •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

                    @john492

                    no, no he will not. Trump (nor any other politician) neither has the Constitutional authority nor the popular or military support to do so. Your comment is asinine and uneducated at best.

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              •   burfurger April 12, 2019

                @john492

                Your stupidity knows no bounds.

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                • john492 April 12, 2019

                  @burfurger You dont know me. Why would you say that? Trump, his new way of leading this country and his brilliance of foreign policy is second to none. You will see the light one day.

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                  • letmefindout April 12, 2019

                    @john492

                    Making the light of a nuclear detonation. The real question is will it be North Korea, Russia, China or some non-descript third world nation. Doesn't matter who sends it, but rest assured, fingers are on the button.

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                    • john492 April 12, 2019

                      @letmefindout Trump has the codes and he will do what must be done. Trump knows more about warfare than anyone alive. He's a great man. You should give him a chance..

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                      •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                        @john492 now your just trolling and it obvious. The only thing Trump knows about warfare is how to run and hide behind his money and maybe what companies to invest in.

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                        •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

                          @ketamine<3 No trolling man. The man knows that he's a genius.

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                        •   luvthick April 13, 2019

                          @ketamine<3

                          Thank you!

                          Who do these clowns think they're fooling!

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                      •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

                        @john492

                        again ignorance is bliss and you are one blissful person, the President does NOT have the launch codes. If you had any military experience you'd know that simple fact.

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                    •   lafind April 12, 2019

                      @letmefindout In all fairness, we make light of global destruction here. Not that is can have any actual effect on reality.

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                    •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

                      @letmefindout

                      dude, you're making as much sense as johngirl

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                  •   burfurger April 12, 2019

                    @john492 Your comments are enough to draw the conclusion.

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          •   happyjack April 13, 2019

            @john492 if you want to troll you can’t lay it on so thick and so quick lol

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        • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

          @happyjack Revenge? If Trump sending more illegals here to the Southside is revenge what do you call the million illegals here already? You can't keep your argument straight nor make a sensible point.

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          •   lafind April 13, 2019

            @vivalamigra It wouldn't be the decision made by Trump but the Busses fault!

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            • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

              @lafind Someone did something and now we have to provide for other nations' people?

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              •   lafind April 13, 2019

                @vivalamigra I am being fascias, Happy Jack claims thot mass shooting are the guns fault. Was just trying to apply his logic here.

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                •   happyjack April 13, 2019

                  @lafind So if all of a sudden we put 50 million more guns into our civilians hands and shootings and shit increased(which they would), it would have nothing to do with the 50 million guns???

                  We are a gun hungry nation. It's no coincidence that we are a gun murdering nation...

                  Of course it's the lunatics fault that's doing the shooting, who's arguing that? So we know that we have lunatics, always have always will. That being said we need to do more to keep guns out of the hands of these lunatics. If one of the ramifications of that is some good law abiding citizens only owning say 5 guns instead of 20, I'm good with that too. They'll be ok.....

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                  •   lafind April 13, 2019

                    @happyjack I have to agree with most of that statement. Did you know that there are equally as many murders in London as new york except the prime weapon is a knife instead of a gun? We can agree that the heart of the problem is the lunatics. Let's say you can take the guns from them what do you think will happen? Will they just be nice? Or will they use trucks filled with fertilizer to blow up buildings, use knifes to terrorize populations, use poison the contaminate drinking sources, use fire to burn down occupied buildings in the night, and the list goes on. You see just because you are afraid of guns does not make them any more dangerous than a lunatic with an evil brain. I am not saying that we shouldn't take weapons of all kinds from them once and if they are identified. I am just saying that you can't take my guns because you are afraid of someone else or me being armed.

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                    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                      @lafind why do people currently use guns instead of knives and trucks full of fertilizer?

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                      •   lafind April 14, 2019

                        @happyjack Easier to get, more effective (usually) and folks are inherently lazy.

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                        •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                          @lafind that's my point. These are the other methods that you claim mass murderers would use if they didn't use guns.

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                          •   lafind April 14, 2019

                            @happyjack That is true, so what's your point? My daughter was killed by a car so should I ask everyone to stop owning cars? The criminals in the car had a gun but threw it out during the chase (your gun control at work). In fact 2 of the three including the driver were illegal aliens but I don't blame all illegal aliens. I wish we could throw these ones out for good as well as the us citizen that was in the car. People generalize way too much. Just make all criminal activity illegal that fix it.... no wait!

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                            •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                              @lafind Sorry to hear that.... it's unimaginable for me.

                              My point is guns are an EASY way for people to commit mass murder. Truck full of fertilizer, not easy....Stabbing 5 dozen people to death, not likely.....

                              We're talking about deliberate acts of mass murder, not accidents or reckless or criminal behavior resulting in death.

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                              •   lafind April 14, 2019

                                @happyjack Guns are definitely the easiest way to kill. but since texting and driving kills more in a month than guns do in a year, drunk driving kills more than guns, (I'm not going to look up the statistics to give an accurate comparison) and just natural causes. For blacks, that includes ignoring police instructions and getting shot. Other chances of dying.

                                1. Cardiovascular disease 614,348 193 per 100,000

                                2. Cancer 591,699 186 per 100,000

                                3. Chronic lower respiratory disease 147,101 46 per 100,000

                                4. Accidents 136,053 43 per 100,000

                                5. Strokes 133,103 42 per 100,000

                                6. Alzheimer's disease 93,541 29 per 100,000

                                7. Diabetes 76,488 24 per 100,000

                                8. Influenza and pneumonia 55,227 17 per 100,000

                                Drug overdoses 47,055 15 per 100,000

                                Kidney disease 48,146 15 per 100,000

                                Intentional self-harm 42,773 13 per 100,000

                                Septicemia 38,940 12 per 100,000

                                Liver disease 38,170 12 per 100,000

                                Transportation accidents 37,195 12 per 100,000

                                Parkinson's disease 26,150 8 per 100,000

                                Firearm assault 10,945 3 per 100,000

                                HIV 6,721 2 per 100,000

                                Pedestrian deaths 6,258 2 per 100,000

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                      •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

                        @happyjack

                        knives are personal and fertilizer is to expensive

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                  •   ketamine<3 April 14, 2019

                    @happyjack hold up, ONLY owning 5 guns? First off gun people such as myself will find that very funny seeing as how there are SOOOOO many types of guns, makers of every type, and different uses for having them. Take pistols and shotguns for example, I own 3 pistols. One .22 grain carry),a .40 (for fun), and a .32 (very easily concealed and I carry in my back pocket so it'll look like I'm going for my wallet if I'm getting mugged). That's just one type of gun, see where I'm going?

                    Second, if someone was going to use a gun to harm someone or was going to steal a gun from someone what difference would it make if they had 5 or 25? They're still gonna have a gun. I could potentially own 5 automatic assault rifles with 30 round clips and that still be ok.

                    On the subject of guns it's all or nothing, it's not easy or cheap to legally own automatic firearms, although it is easy for psychos to obtain a gun legally. In my opinion that's the real issue, and I don't lock my guns up but I do think people should have to unless your home and can stop someone from coming and stealing them. Anyway, fuck it, that issue will never get resolved unless they repeal the 2nd amendment and I very highly doubt that will happen.

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                    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                      @ketamine<3 To me the issue is the less guns someone owns the less to be stolen, or lost, loaned out , etc to people who have no business possessing a gun.

                      I'm not one of those people saying no guns (even though I've never owned one other than bb or pellet guns) I just don't think that we should use an amendment that was written in the year 1791 to override our common sense in 2019. Things change, guns have obviously changed...

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                  •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

                    @happyjack

                    and how do you expect to control the out of control gun violence by gangs? So many gang shootings in LA, Chicago, and New York national media rarely covers that anymore. It's a slippery slope when the police can break down someone's door at 2 am to "confiscate" simply because the neighbor tells the local police that the neighbor "might" be unstable.

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                    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                      @sarge07 This issue is nobody is even willing to discuss gun control. As far as gangs go, you make even harsher penalties for those being caught with guns.

                      I'm not sure what you're referring to as far as being unstable, but I think the cops need more than one neighbors report, unless there's a pattern of it.

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          •   happyjack April 13, 2019

            @vivalamigra in his mind it's revenge to send an abundance of people into a city. I actually make points, you on the other hand are into the emotional name calling...

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            •   lafind April 13, 2019

              @happyjack And you have a funny nose, so there. Why wouldn't the sanctuary cities want the illegals to come to them? I actually did address this further down in the rant about 7 hours ago.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2019

      @felterupgood,

      Will it be like the Walking Dead. can we kill them?

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      •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        You sure can.

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      •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        just place a bounty on em and get out the way.

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        •   lafind April 13, 2019

          @sarge07 Hell I'm in, ids there a limit?

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          •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

            @lafind

            well,, of course not

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  • uponusall April 12, 2019

    Transporting illegals to sanctuary cities? Further into the interior of my country? Don't you dare, Don... don't you dare.

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    • letmefindout April 12, 2019

      @uponusall

      Except if they ship them to Alabama. Alabama don't count. For anything.

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      • tnkid April 13, 2019

        @letmefindout

        They don't spell down there, either...

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  •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

    I haven't heard what's illegal about it. There is no law saying they have to be released in El Paso. Thats where they are being dumpednow.

    Under current law they are only allowed to be held in custody for 20 days before being released into the U.S.

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  •   ouch April 12, 2019

    This place is out of sync

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    •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

      @ouch

      Well, then..........

      "Bye bye bye"!!!

      Now we are better..

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    •   happyjack April 12, 2019

      @ouch the calm before the storm

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    •   burfurger April 12, 2019

      @ouch

      I noticed that too.

      Hey, thinking of taking next year's vacation down there in Australia. Is it expensive to visit and do all the things you should do in Australia?

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      •   mr_krabs April 12, 2019

        @burfurger

        Remember to pack your spermicide.

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      •   ouch April 12, 2019

        @burfurger yep

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      •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

        @burfurger

        Hint: Tell him you have a strapon and will travel. That might get you free room and board.

        +0 -2
    •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

      @ouch

      Socialist who want the government to run everything

      Vs.

      Conservatives who want the President to run everything.

      The president is getting the government off the backs of citizens.

      That's an easy call for me.

      I vote for freedom.

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      •   happyjack April 13, 2019

        @felterupgood Your comment is what stupidity looks like in print. You want more freedom by having one singular person (trump) being dictator, king, god, or whatever you want him to be?

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        • uponusall April 13, 2019

          @happyjack

          Reliable sources have him as the Anointed One.

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        •   lafind April 13, 2019

          @happyjack Just because you don't like him does not make him a dictator, Stop being an asshole. Your ever loved Obummer nigger used the departments of the DOJ as his personal investigation team and I hope he gets busted for it. This is all starting to come out now. The pendulum swings both ways and now that Trump is pretty much cleared, we can see the illegal activities perpetrated by the dem's, so maybe we can lock them all up.

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          •   happyjack April 14, 2019

            @lafind you lost me at "Obummer nigger"

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      •   fistermister April 13, 2019

        @felterupgood

        Just when I thought I saw everything incredibly, fucking stupid on CS, I saw your comment just now!!!! Fuck! Dude! you have got to be the biggest, fucking,...…… (Damn, I just can't do it.) Damn, that should be th e dumbest comment, of the fucking history of CS!!~!!!

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        •   lafind April 13, 2019

          @fistermister But he meant well.

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      •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

        @felterupgood

        well no, conservatives want less governmental control of everyday Americans. I do NOT wat a single President no matter which party to have total control of any activity that is currently legal. No President has that Constitutional authority, and all Presidents have tested the boundaries of said Constitution.

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  •   burfurger April 12, 2019

    Snaking her ass instead of the toilet. Just nippin' it in the bud.

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    •   burfurger April 12, 2019

      @burfurger

      how did this comment end up in the rant? I put it with the video "IMAGINE BEING FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET FOR THIS". WTF?

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      •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

        @burfurger

        How bout you just kiss my small white ass!!!

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        •   burfurger April 12, 2019

          @wallawilly

          You free tonight? Or tomorrow work better for you?

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          •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

            @burfurger

            Well hell! You do still like the walla. Haven't been able to get you to respond to me of late, sniff sniff... But yeah, tomorrow will work.

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            •   burfurger April 12, 2019

              @wallawilly

              There's hasn't been much to respond to. Plus, you've seemed to have found a new bestie in felter. I didn't want to interfere with a budding relationship.

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              •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

                @burfurger

                Lmmfao!

                Felter's a neomaxizoomdweebie!

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                •   burfurger April 12, 2019

                  @wallawilly

                  that seems kinda soft. What did you really want to say... pretend the ban hammer is in the shop and out of use.

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                  •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

                    @burfurger

                    Hims is a lying, female, attention whore cunt!!!

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                  •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

                    @burfurger

                    He's got nothing new. Same old fag shit that he has posted for years. He's probably got it canned so all he does is press a hot key.

                    If he wanted to show off his intelligence he would be subtle.

                    Defimition: making use of clever and indirect methods to achieve something.

                    +0 -2
              •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

                @burfurger

                +++

                Hahahaha... So funny.

                Poor Walla has been served by independent party that he's a *follower*

                He didn't believe me when I told him.

                +0 -3
                •   wallawilly April 12, 2019

                  @felterupgood

                  Felter, you're a dick. Nobody here likes you, but we don't have no choice but tolerate. You're a gnat! How's that for fag? POS

                  +1 -0
                  •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

                    @wallawilly

                    not true, I like him

                    +0 -0
                    •   lafind April 13, 2019

                      @sarge07 I do too but don't tell anybody.

                      +0 -0
        •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Wtf?

          Mexicans are always claiming to be Caucasian.

          Cory doesn't think you are Mexican but I don't think he has seen your Spanish postings.

          Wanna clear that up?

          +0 -3
          • letmefindout April 12, 2019

            @felterupgood

            Only the naco's, only the naco's

            +1 -0
          •   fistermister April 13, 2019

            @felterupgood

            …. and, Mexicans are bad???? Because you say so?!

            +1 -0
            •   felterupgood April 14, 2019

              @fistermister

              I didn't say anyone was bad. Walla is trying to pull one over on us.

              +0 -0
              •   lafind April 14, 2019

                @felterupgood But we know that you were think it.

                +0 -0
        • uponusall April 13, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Is it tight?

          +1 -0
      • uponusall April 13, 2019

        @burfurger

        Dementia is a drag...

        +1 -1
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2019

    “AG Barr believes the Obama Admin illegally spied on Pres Trump.

    We Need Answers! Fight Back!

    Donate $28 NOW & get a FREE "I Spy Trump" Gift: bit.ly/2VIz5dU”

    +2 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2019

    I think John492 needs VIP already.

    +2 -1
    • john492 April 12, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Im not sure whether thats good or bad around these parts.

      +0 -2
    •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I'll second that.

      The Hillary - Sanders fan clube here are beyond our help. Maybe he can shine a light on their ignorance.

      +0 -4
      •   happyjack April 14, 2019

        @felterupgood "your help" dude you can't even perform the most basic of repairs around your raggedy dwelling....

        +0 -1
    • ucanthandleit April 12, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I love sarcasm

      +2 -1
    •   happyjack April 13, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. I bet you do, misery loves company :-)

      +3 -1
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 13, 2019

        @happyjack,

        I’m gonna get him and Viva VIP and admin privileges.

        +3 -1
        •   happyjack April 13, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. If this site ever wanted to commit suicide and off itself giving them admin privileges would be one way of getting it done ;-)

          +2 -0
        • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Just give me use of the company bathroom and keep Happyjack from peeking under the stall.

          +0 -3
          •   happyjack April 13, 2019

            @vivalamigra I've never even heard you talk about a woman, I have a feeling stall peeking may be your thing....It's cool dude it's 2019, we aern't judging you.

            +1 -1
            •   lafind April 13, 2019

              @happyjack Stall peeking? Did I miss something in my 60 years?

              +1 -0
  •   nybadguy April 12, 2019

    I keep hearing Sirens. Fuck. I have a bad feeling about tonight. Figures the night I'm drinking

    +2 -0
    •   felterupgood April 12, 2019

      @nybadguy

      It's a sign.... Better not get too wasted. You may have to make a quick decision.

      Disclaimer... I'm not a fortune teller but I pretended to be one online.

      +0 -4
      •   happyjack April 13, 2019

        @felterupgood so at least you knew you had a -3 coming for your comment

        +2 -0
        • uponusall April 13, 2019

          @happyjack

          So, you have at least eight accounts, Rollo?

          That's nice...

          +0 -2
        • uponusall April 13, 2019

          @happyjack

          Speaking of Rollo, did you know that Nathaniel Taylor, who played Rollo, died on Feb. 27 at the age of 80?

          +0 -1
    • letmefindout April 12, 2019

      @nybadguy

      Good Times

      Any time you meet a payment

      Good Times

      Any time you need a friend

      Good Times

      Any time you're out from under

      Not getting hassled, not getting hustled

      Keepin' your head above water

      Making a way when you can

      Temporary layoffs

      Good Times

      Easy credit rip-offs

      Good Times

      Scratchin' and surviving

      Good Times

      Hanging in and jiving

      Good Times

      Ain't we lucky we got 'em

      Good Times

      +1 -0
      •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

        @letmefindout

        Who doesn't luv Good Times...?

        +0 -0
        •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

          @HJ247 tsk tsk... the old HJ247 would have recognized those are lyrics from the Beatles... I think your age is catching up to ya and yer goin senile....

          +1 -0
          •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            That's a song? I thought it was an Edgar Allen Poe poem... my bad...

            +1 -0
            •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

              @HJ247 you just ruined the best running joke CS has ever seen... or so I'm told ;)

              +1 -0
              •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                My heart still aches over that one..

                Used to get members correcting me for 4, maybe 5 posts. So sad...

                +2 -0
                •   ketamine<3 April 13, 2019

                  @HJ247 haha! I always plussed those ones... I appreciated the joke lol.

                  +0 -0
                  •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

                    @ketamine<3

                    I forget who brought that one down, but i believe a few ppl actually latched on to the idea and started doing it themselves it was so funny... you know what they say my friend, all good things must come to an end...

                    +3 -0
            •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

              @HJ247

              Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

              Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore--

              While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

              As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

              "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--

              Only this and nothing more."

              +1 -0
              • ucanthandleit April 13, 2019

                @sarge07

                Edgar Allen po .

                Nice!

                +0 -0
                •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

                  @ucanthandleit

                  he died of rabies

                  +0 -0
      •   burfurger April 13, 2019

        @letmefindout

        Dy-no- Miiiiite!!

        +0 -1
  •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

    And...

    +0 -1
  •   HJ247 April 12, 2019

    100

    +0 -1
    •   mr_krabs April 13, 2019

      @HJ247

      I like your Easter nails.

      +1 -0
      •   burfurger April 13, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Gay.

        +1 -1
        •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

          @burfurger

          I'm telling you... not all, but some, have gotten a new appreciation for purdy nails since I've been pointing them out... maybe...

          +1 -0
          •   burfurger April 13, 2019

            @HJ247

            Names?

            +0 -1
            •   lafind April 13, 2019

              @burfurger What happened to don't ask don't tell homophobe?

              +1 -0
            •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

              @burfurger

              Notice i said "maybe". It exonerates me from all made statements about anything...

              +0 -0
        •   mr_krabs April 13, 2019

          @burfurger

          Butt Pirate.

          +1 -0
          •   burfurger April 13, 2019

            @mr_krabs

            Arrrr matey! Now go sit on hj247's plank!

            +0 -1
            •   lafind April 13, 2019

              @burfurger Eye lad, tiz a bit prickly thar!

              +0 -0
      •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Thanks pal. I try to be seasonally correct. Hard to be p.c. around here sometimes, but seasonally, no prob. I'll have plague themed manicure and matzoh manicure as passover approaches...

        I've been watching some avatar changes recently and it's hard to follow some of the guys.

        Always know most but then I'm like, who the fuck is this guy, i read the name and say, really? Oh... anyway...

        No matter what the color or season, you see painted nails, you know it's me.

        +1 -0
  •   burfurger April 13, 2019

    What does Mr. CS do on his days off? I see ole stunnong takes the days off with him. They go to the park together for a picnic? Teabagging grapes into each others mouths? Check out the local flower shops and put flowers in each other's hair? Sit on the bed in their negligees and do their nails while eating chocolate with the Lifetime channel on? Or do they just sit naked in each others arms in front of the fireplace on a bearskin rug listening to Yanni and John Tesh while sipping warm cocoa from each others cups? Probably all the above.

    +0 -0
    • apatheticanarchist April 13, 2019

      @burfurger

      Well, that does sound like a lovely day off...

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger April 13, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        Big Yanni fan are ya?

        +0 -0
        • apatheticanarchist April 13, 2019

          @burfurger

          Please...

          Kenny G > Yanni

          +1 -0
          •   burfurger April 13, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist

            Ha ha! Lol!

            +1 -0
          •   happyjack April 14, 2019

            @apatheticanarchist I may or may not occasionally have some Kenny G playing in my headphones while chillaxing. Dirty little secret, guilty pleasure, whatever you want to call it..... :-) maybe a little Forever In Love, or Songbird LOL

            +0 -0
            •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

              @happyjack

              nothing beats good Jazz to relax

              +1 -0
  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio, signed into law a bill that prohibits job applicants from marijuana testing. The law becomes effective in one year.

    Exemptions would be made “for certain safety-sensitive industries, including law enforcement and construction, as well as jobs that require supervising children or medical patients.”

    +0 -2
  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    7 am in Alabama and its raining like two cows pissing on a flat rock.

    I'm so glad that I got about 30 acres of fields seeded with Bahia grass yesterday.

    It took two weeks to get the fields plowed and disced and leveled and the seed and fertilizer cost about $700.

    Hopefully the grass will get a head starton the weeds and make great hay.

    The fields were so rough from wild hogs and erosion that they were difficult to bushhog...and they only grew weeds.

    Man o man.... The rain is really falling... Satellite tv service is even out.

    +0 -2
  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    On this day... Thomas Jefferson and the guy who developed radar were born.

    +0 -2
  • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

    Why are the Sanctuary Cities upset that Trump wants to send them more illegals? Isn't that like sending a million piece bucket of extra crispy to Happyjack?

    +0 -3
    •   burfurger April 13, 2019

      @vivalamigra

      Alright. Its time to fuck this idiot and swing the hammer. He'll be ok, he can spend more time in bed with his sister with a case of PBR on the wooden spool he uses for a dining room table.

      +1 -0
      •   lafind April 13, 2019

        @burfurger Ban who?

        +0 -0
      • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

        @burfurger You plan on swinging a hammer with that limp wrist of yours? Your daddies told you not to touch their tools without permission.

        +1 -2
        •   happyjack April 13, 2019

          @vivalamigra you still think trump is a tough guy, a real man’s man lol. He’s a draft dodging blow hard coward. I bet the only fight he’s ever been in was with women. I’d bet the house that he’s smacked a few women around.

          +3 -1
          •   mr_krabs April 13, 2019

            @happyjack

            With those little hands? Lol

            +3 -0
            •   happyjack April 14, 2019

              @mr_krabs First lady probably has bigger hands lol

              +0 -0
          •   lafind April 13, 2019

            @happyjack If Trump found a cure for cancer, you would complain that he was putting too many in the medical profession out of work.

            +2 -2
            •   fistermister April 13, 2019

              @lafind

              Jesus Fucking Crist! the DUMB just seem to fall out of the ass of Trump! Good job @ lafind!!!!! You've just become a POS! You really do believe Trump is that Wonderful! Shame on you dude! Shame on you!

              +2 -2
              •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

                @fistermister

                everyone needs to grow up already

                +4 -0
                •   fistermister April 13, 2019

                  @sarge07

                  I know I'll try to chill...

                  +0 -0
                •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                  @sarge07 It's cool I'm not excited, this isn't breaking news, it's not like trump just now surprised everyone with a slight personality flaw or something LOL We're way past that, we're into delusion vs reality....And calling out bullshit vs looking the other way because they belong to the same party or share some commonalities with Trump.....

                  +0 -1
              •   lafind April 13, 2019

                @fistermister He was the best available at the time, fuck you asshole. Go and sooth yer ass for 6 more years.

                +1 -2
                •   fistermister April 13, 2019

                  @lafind

                  I wasn't gone soothing my ass, I've always been here! I watched you and Walla go from besties to where you are today... I'm sorry if the truth hurt your feel-goods, I still think you're cool, just a lil'-off-sided, is all. I'll be cool, but Felter did deserve the dish I served him. (That was dumb) weather meant well, or not.

                  +1 -0
                  •   lafind April 13, 2019

                    @fistermister I have to admit, if he meant what he said we may need to rethink our opinion of him. I think he was just shoutin out and said something stupid. You do it, I do it and everybody does it. Personally I feel that Trump is an idiot but he is the best idiot we got and the best thing that could have happened at the time. I used to think that 3 inches of duct tape could make him a great president, now I think it will take about 6 feet because you need to wrap it around a few times just to make sure.

                    +1 -0
            •   happyjack April 14, 2019

              @lafind he can’t even find his tax returns. If he was diagnosed with cancer he’d push to find a cure, until then I’m sure it’s low priority. Remember this is the guy who tried to cut funding for the special Olympics until he was finally convinced not to be that damn stupid.

              +1 -0
          •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

            @happyjack

            any way you like it trump did not legally dodge the draft like Bill Clinton. The question about his bone spurs may be in doubt but legally he was not fit for duty

            +0 -0
            •   happyjack April 13, 2019

              @sarge07 I believe the doctor's daughters.....

              https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/12/27/trump-vietnam-war-bone-spur-diagnosis/2420475002/

              +0 -0
              •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

                @happyjack

                seriously I would not believe anyone who is NOT a physician. Who cares about what she thinks, her opinion is about as credible as Jim Carrey's, Crissy Teigen, or any Kartrashians. The fact remains that trump was 4F and ineligible for service, as was John Wayne.

                +0 -0
                •   happyjack April 14, 2019

                  @sarge07 Dude she's the doctor's daughter do you think he lied to his own daughter about bone spurs?? Where's his x-rays of those bone spurs? He's a fraud Sarge, the bottom line is he dodged vietnam, because his daddy was a rich guy. You're bright enough to know this, you just refuse to acknowledge it.

                  +0 -0
      • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

        @burfurger You couldn't crush a banana if you sat on one (and God knows you try repeatedly).

        +2 -2
        •   burfurger April 13, 2019

          @vivalamigra

          Yeah. Because I'm not a fat fuck.

          +0 -1
          •   lafind April 13, 2019

            @burfurger Well I think we can all guess where it goes when you don't crush a banana as you sit on one.

            +2 -0
          • uponusall April 13, 2019

            @burfurger

            Yo hey... haha, easy there, munchkin. Don't have to denegrate a large portion of the population to make a silly point.

            +1 -0
          • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

            @burfurger Yeah. Your weight. That's why you are attuned to such easy reception of your banana friends. Your svelte self is why they go right in.

            +0 -1
      •   HJ247 April 13, 2019

        @burfurger

        Wha? He's getting VIP and keys to the joint... can't ban him...

        +1 -0
      •   sarge07 April 13, 2019

        @burfurger

        dude, don't knock PBR, it's the oldest and longest brewed beer in US history

        +1 -0
    •   happyjack April 13, 2019

      @vivalamigra I’m black and I do like crispy chicken. Yep like it with hot sauce too. Yep sure do.

      What does that ha e to do with you engulfing trump’s dick like you’re a dick sucking sword swallower?

      Trump is the crazy guy who says a bunch of crazy things that never pan out Remember that wall that Mexico was going to pay for? Remember the tax breaks to American citizens? Remember he was going to have the “best people” in his cabinet and staff? These are just a few things that I thought off the top of my head as I’m taking my morning dump.

      The point is I don’t believe anything trump says or says he’s gonna do. He’s a incompetent liar. A fool of course doesn’t have a problem putting there faith in other fools. He’s your guy for a reason.

      +5 -1
      • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

        @happyjack Remember the laws written and passed by Congress? Trump is enforcing them as is his job as the President. Other than that all I heard was something about your feelings being hurt and hot sauce.

        +2 -3
        • uponusall April 13, 2019

          @vivalamigra

          Don't forget the dump...

          +0 -0
        • letmefindout April 13, 2019

          @vivalamigra

          Trump enforces NO laws. He is quick to circumvent them. He is quick to lie, cheat, steal and pay-off anyone who imposes a threat to the aforementioned. I have no faith in anything you have to say because. I know you are stupid. How you ask? At least Stormy got paid to suck Trump's cock and you didn't even get a tax break.

          +4 -1
          •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

            @letmefindout

            Lmmfao+++++

            +2 -1
          •   happyjack April 13, 2019

            @letmefindout LOL!!

            +1 -1
          • uponusall April 13, 2019

            @letmefindout

            Putting someone down peronally (common leftist practice) while backing sadjohn's handpicked, choice opinions, while leaving out vital facts that stomp all over the dem's talking point butthole leaves nothing you say to be desired, much less to take seriously come 2020.

            +1 -2
          • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

            @letmefindout

            Right. . .

            Trying to stop the invasion at the border has nothing to do with trying to enforce the laws which are written to enforce the border. Why is is that both your anf Jack's defense has something to do with Trump's cock? Is it because you are a little faggot that is far from bright? Not only does your intellect pale in comparison to that of a flea but your mind seem to always go right to the cock. I laugh at the smallness of your entire mental and physical composition.

            +0 -2
            • letmefindout April 13, 2019

              @vivalamigra & @uponusall

              I belittle you by speaking in terms that's easiest for you to understand. Please, don't embarrass me with your pseudo-intellectualism. I not impressed, I find that this type of behavior (Fraudulence at it's worst) less mature than any "cock" joke. If I have offended you by "outing" you handle it. When you profess ignorance, and try to balance it with your pseudo-intellectualism (Yes, I used the term twice) you make yourself laughable. And these are sympathy tears. Sympathy knowing it was some ignorant bastard like yourself that cast the vote in the Electoral College that put this joke in office.

              +3 -1
              • uponusall April 14, 2019

                @letmefindout

                I didn't vote... I live in kookifornia. And I'm not impressed with anything you try to say.

                Like I said before, glue a horn on your snout and you get what you pay for.

                Oink Oink Oink... 2020

                Translation:

                Trump Trump Trump... 2020

                +0 -1
                • letmefindout April 15, 2019

                  @uponusall

                  You were exposed a long time ago. Stop being an ass or this time Cory won't let you join the CrazyShit witness protection program so you won't have a new identity.

                  +0 -0
                • letmefindout April 15, 2019

                  @uponusgoff

                  FYI, Trump won't see 2020. The New York Southern District will do all of the things that Mueller couldn't or wouldn't do.

                  +0 -0
              • vivalamigra April 14, 2019

                @letmefindout Your pink asshat is on too tight little girl. Now you slam the electoral college like some college chick. You are all the place with your long winded idiocy.

                +0 -2
                • letmefindout April 15, 2019

                  @vivalamigra & @Goff

                  What do you mean "slam the Electoral College?" The peoples vote was to put Hillary in office. That's right, vote by Democratic consensus voted for Hillary. The Electoral College, which is SUPPOSED to be reflective of population voting, put Dump in office. How can this be? Are you really as retarded as you sound? Survey says, "Yes" and the chimps win again.

                  +0 -0
      •   lafind April 13, 2019

        @happyjack I like crispy, spicy fried chicken too, does that make me black? Maybe by association, damn you happy!

        +0 -2
        •   happyjack April 13, 2019

          @lafind I don't know you have to ask Viva. Apparently it's bad to like chicken....

          +0 -0
          •   lafind April 13, 2019

            @happyjack I was asking you, and blaming you for the associated race encroachment.

            +0 -0
        • uponusall April 13, 2019

          @lafind

          Wesley Snipes black... congrats.

          +0 -0
          •   lafind April 14, 2019

            @uponusall It's all Happy's fault, him and his damn spicy fried chicken.

            +0 -0
            • uponusall April 14, 2019

              @lafind

              Xnay on the picysay and you'll be Will Smith black.

              +0 -0
  •   burfurger April 13, 2019

    Where's Frank n stein been? Need to send out a search party? Send up a flare?

    +0 -4
    • uponusall April 13, 2019

      @burfurger

      You find a 'need' to party w/Francis?

      What sort of flare? A 'flaming' flare will do? Mmm...

      +2 -0
  •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

    The only problem with releasing illegals in sanctuary cities is paying for the transport.

    I might help. I'll get an old school bus and take out the seats so I can pack more in and take them to sanctuary cities.

    Oh... And some to Arkansas so Walla can have a family reunion.

    Any of you Hillary - Bernie socialist big government liberals want a bus load?

    +1 -4
    •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

      @felterupgood

      P.s. anyone got a hasmat mask I can borrow?

      They may be smelling pungent since they haven't had a bath since they left home 4 months ago. Maybe I'll just pay one to drive the bus. He can let a little one sit in his knee and that will pack two more in.

      +1 -4
      •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

        @felterupgood

        It's "hazmat", douche!

        +3 -0
        •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

          @wallawilly

          I'll hazemat your ass with a bus load of your relatives.

          +0 -2
          •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

            @felterupgood

            You've got two limp wrists! But it'd be funny watching you try queer..

            +1 -0
            •   lafind April 13, 2019

              @wallawilly Are you going to hit him with your keyboard?

              +1 -0
              •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

                @lafind

                Are you sucking his cock while replying? Seems like you're felters bitch!

                +1 -0
                •   lafind April 13, 2019

                  @wallawilly Just seems like you threaten folks a lot, like what the hell ya gonna do throw you keyboard at him?

                  +0 -0
              •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

                @lafind

                no, his purse

                +1 -0
            •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

              @wallawilly

              Just tell me what part of Arkansas to drop them off.

              Trump has an endless supply I can bring to a neighborhood near you.

              Be happy Trump says they bring drugs.

              My wrist are plenty strong to pump gas and drive... Hell your cousins will put it in. All I gotta do is turn the pump on from my phone.

              +0 -2
              •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

                @felterupgood

                You're a fucking loser, lmao! Yer vomit makes no sense. Do us all a favor, eat a bullet...

                +1 -0
              • letmefindout April 15, 2019

                @felterupgood

                There are many empty trailers and empty sharecropper shacks in Alabama that are more suitable for migrant housing.

                +0 -0
      •   lafind April 13, 2019

        @felterupgood Mine's a little brown but you can have it.

        +0 -2
        • letmefindout April 13, 2019

          @lafind

          He said hazmat, not ass pack.

          +3 -0
          •   lafind April 13, 2019

            @letmefindout Oh ok, I'll just bury it then.

            +0 -0
        •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

          @lafind

          Are you talking about a bus?

          Hell if I started giving them free rides I'll be on fox news and our Supreme leader will know me.

          That would be like having someone who had walked on the moon ....on cs talking to the turds.

          +0 -1
  •   lafind April 13, 2019

    As for bussing illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities, the elitists don’t actually want their cities becoming home to masses of illegal immigrants. They want to sit in their gated communities miles away from the border and virtue signal instead. When push comes to shove though, they’d rather these people file into border towns in Arizona and Texas. They don’t want them in New York or San Francisco. Too bad bussing them to these liberal cities is illegal. If the liberals were consistent, they’d be begging the President to send buses of illegals to their sanctuary cities. That’s what they exist for right? Why have sanctuary cities at all if not? They aren’t supportive of the President doing that though because they don’t actually want to help these people. They just want to use them as political pawns.

    +1 -2
    • apatheticanarchist April 13, 2019

      @lafind

      Just glad I live states away from the boarder. No one is getting dumped off a bus in my town luckily. They wouldn't want to be here anyway, all the landscaping jobs are taken by hispanics already...

      +1 -0
    •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

      @lafind

      I see them boarding Greyhound all the time. There's nothing illegal about giving them a ride... It's just illegal to make dhs and border patrol pay for it.

      +1 -2
    •   fistermister April 13, 2019

      @lafind

      Damn! There you go again!

      +0 -0
    •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

      @lafind

      like Pelosi and whine about how "immoral" walls are, she's the biggest douche in DC followed by Maxipad

      +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder April 13, 2019

    A girl was attacked day before yester-evening and hasn't spoken since......so we went out and caught and hung us a nigger....then everybody felt better,...vindicated even....

    THEN she finally spoke up and said she fell off her bike down a hill and bruised her pussy on a hockey goalpost......

    Now i fuckin HATE to ruin a good rope for nuthin!!!!

    +3 -4
    •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Oh man!

      I see your probation has ended.

      +0 -2
    • uponusall April 13, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      Kmart may still exchange it, at the very least... worth a shot.

      +1 -0
    •   happyjack April 13, 2019

      @GrimmWilder not to mention that she would more than likely have been attacked by a white man anyway. But the characters in your joke aern't exactly mental giants so it comes as no surprise that they didn't think all of this through. Now they're in prison all cozy and segregated and being raped and butt fucked by other white men. It's a pretty ironic story, it really is.....

      +0 -1
      •   GrimmWilder April 13, 2019

        @happyjack

        WAT!?!?!?!!?...Prison?....nobody went to prison.....ain't no crime to string up a nigger ever now-n-then......why i'd go as far to say that it's a moral imperative,.. and prerequisite for safe and healthy town!

        +0 -1
        •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          You are coming back kinda strong. You might want to save some in case some big boys drop in.

          +0 -1
          •   GrimmWilder April 13, 2019

            @felterupgood

            I haven't the foggiest notion as to what you're referring to...

            Should you not be fixing some broken down farm equipment somewhere?

            +3 -0
            •   felterupgood April 14, 2019

              @GrimmWilder

              I got it all fixed.

              You said you had one more week of probation.

              +0 -0
              •   GrimmWilder April 14, 2019

                @felterupgood

                CLEARLY we're past that an then sum,..,.,.,

                +0 -0
      • vivalamigra April 13, 2019

        @happyjack Figures Jack would believe Jussie Smollett. Tops it off with gay rape fantasies. You are consistent I'll give you that much.

        +0 -2
        •   happyjack April 14, 2019

          @vivalamigra Don't assume that you know others opinions or beliefs. Fuck Jussie Smollett, he's a lying fraud who gives guys like you ammo to try to use against a whole race of people, including those like I that think he's rotten and should go to prison.

          +1 -2
          • uponusall April 14, 2019

            @happyjack

            Fred, Fred, Fred, but don't mention that he gave the VAST majority of MAGA hat wearing and non-wearing Trump supporters who aren't haters, but are patriotic Americans a bad name just like how you and yours claim to be. No, don't mention that, Grady.

            Giving us ammo to use against what? Poor, professional victims like you?

            Get out of here, Donna, you sweet cheeks, you.

            You've been slippin' lately, Grady... constipated?

            +1 -1
            •   happyjack April 14, 2019

              @uponusall What are you babbling about?

              +0 -0
              • uponusall April 14, 2019

                @happyjack

                Saying that I babble is your 'go to' response if you have no legit response?

                Suck balls, leper...

                +0 -1
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 13, 2019

    All bow and kiss the ring of Lord Trump.

    +1 -2
    •   lafind April 13, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Let's not and just say we did.

      +0 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 13, 2019

        @lafind,

        Better watch it. I’m already reporting Happy and Letme to the Trumponite Foundation for their posts here. Once they track down their real identities, their income taxes will double.

        I would turn in Burf too, but he does’nt work.

        +3 -1
        •   lafind April 13, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Lol!

          +0 -0
        •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          So You're sayin the government will take their $5 pay raise?

          +0 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 13, 2019

            @felterupgood,

            Oh shit. I didn’t realize they were on SSI.

            +0 -0
          • letmefindout April 13, 2019

            @felterupgood

            My money comes from law and real estate, not skirting the law and share-cropping. When you are as old as you, your mind goes, your common sense goes and Cory's cock is mistaken for pussy.

            +1 -0
            •   lafind April 14, 2019

              @letmefindout When your at that point, isn't it time to stare down the barrel of a magnum and ask yourself what have I become. If you have any doubt then just read a few of wallywill's post. That should do it.

              +0 -0
              • letmefindout April 14, 2019

                @lafind

                Damn, that was just straight up cold!

                +0 -0
        •   happyjack April 14, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. LOL somebody has to pay double to cover the taxes that the trump's have never paid.

          +3 -1
          • vivalamigra April 14, 2019

            @happyjack And 40 million times that to cover the illegals that your failed state wants to push on the rest of the union.

            +0 -1
            •   happyjack April 14, 2019

              @vivalamigra here's a fun fact.....Californians alone pay more federal taxes than the 25 lowest-paying states combined. Yeah we're failing fast out here, as we prop up the other states that you glorify.

              +0 -0
          •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

            @happyjack

            of bobblehead Al Sharpton

            +0 -0
    •   happyjack April 13, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. That Mc Donald's is gonna catch up to him one day, and I hate to say it, but I'll rejoice and laugh a little..... :-)

      +1 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 13, 2019

        @happyjack,

        I bet you’re right.

        +0 -0
      • uponusall April 14, 2019

        @happyjack

        I hate to break it to you, muchacho, but you'll be keelin' over way before the Anointed One.

        As we post, the Don has nano surgeons floating through his body cleaning, fighting, regenerating... everything that it takes to extend one's life for decades to come.

        It's good to be king.

        +0 -1
        •   lafind April 14, 2019

          @uponusall You sound like a scrubbing bubbles commercial.

          https://www.deviantart.com/ianandart-back-up/journal/Hilarious-Scrubbing-Bubbles-Commercial-787566033

          +0 -0
  • apatheticanarchist April 13, 2019

    Sigh ... lemme analyze what the fuck's been up over the past 15 hours.

    Had to go to actual work this morn from 6 to 230. Smoked a bowl and popped a mild upper on the way to work. Work won't too bad surprisingly.

    Checked CS throughout the whole day.

    Had 4 beers and a bowl on the way home afterward. Scarfed down some grub about 3pm. Took a xanax and a half right after that and a couple more 'supplements" to try and keep going.

    Drank 3 more beers directly thereafter; Procured a tractor (not mine) with a long ass tobacco trailer (not mine), then inexpertly drove (but amazing damn well) in the fucked up sloppy mud. Just so my wife and I could load up, then unload the last 1500 pounds of heavy oldass firewood to make room for our new chickens at the 60 year old coop on the farm we are revamping. I especially busted ass like I was in a goddamn slave labor camp. Not fun, but physically and mentally rewarding.

    Having finished with the heavy equipment now, I have had 4 more beers and a fat rail of more xanax. Oh yeah, 2 more bowlpacks right now and over a pack and a half of Marlboro's throughout the day.

    No point essentially. I'm certainly not begging for recognition or accolades, nor inviting any verbal assrape from the PG. Just a mental run through for my own sake honestly. Helps me to remember tonight tomorrow if I've written something down...

    +2 -0
    •   wallawilly April 13, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Bro, keep getting high! I'm getting fucked up as well!!

      +0 -0
    •   felterupgood April 13, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      I hear your body screaming.

      +0 -1
      •   lafind April 13, 2019

        @felterupgood He's just passing gas.

        +0 -0
      • uponusall April 14, 2019

        @felterupgood

        Ur too sober, padre.

        +0 -0
      •   happyjack April 14, 2019

        @felterupgood That's not his body screaming, that's your husband yelling at you to get off the internet and come back to bed.

        +2 -0
    • uponusall April 14, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      "Took a xanax and a half... to try and keep going."

      ~apatheticanarchist~

      What the...

      +0 -0
    •   HJ247 April 14, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      You know i luv you bud, but you and felter make a bet or something...?

      +0 -0
    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist how damn old are you that you can do this shit and still be alive? It would of done me in I think.

      +0 -0
    •   burfurger April 14, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Huh, huh .tee hee hee... You said ANAL-yze. Huh huh tee hee hee.

      +0 -0
  • smallcock1983 April 14, 2019

    Who the fuck is Nipsey Hustle?

    +0 -0
    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

      @smallcock1983 copied and pasted your comment to google....There's 73,200,000 results, so you might want to go pee first.

      https://www.google.com/search?q=Who+the+fuck+is+Nipsey+Hustle%3F&oq=Who+the+fuck+is+Nipsey+Hustle%3F&aqs=chrome..69i57.143214030j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

      +0 -0
      • uponusall April 14, 2019

        @happyjack

        Jack, be honest...

        you look just like Fred, right? C'mon, man...

        'fess up, fucker. I just have this unshakeable

        suspicion that you are his doppelganger.

        +0 -0
    • uponusall April 14, 2019

      @smallcock1983

      As Chris Rock would say... "That nigga got shot!"

      +0 -0
    •   HJ247 April 14, 2019

      @smallcock1983

      WAS... you mean, who the fuck WAS nipsey hustle...?

      +0 -0
  •   lafind April 14, 2019

    The problem isn’t that Democrats are unethical, corrupt, criminal, lying dirt bags, everyone knows that. The problem is that their supporters don’t care.

    +0 -0
    • uponusall April 14, 2019

      @lafind

      To be quite honest, I'm an independent conservative who doesn't care what shadiness lingers at the feet of Trump and his party, as well, because overall he was the right guy among who there was to choose from back in '16.

      Lesser of two evils, I guess.

      +0 -0
      •   lafind April 14, 2019

        @uponusall Exactly and you know what? That's how I felt about Ronald Reagan when he was elected.

        +0 -0
    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

      @lafind LMFAO dude you just described trump and all of the criminals that are surrounding him and have been charged with crimes or are in the process of it or are already in prison. Hell the Trump's own foundation is shutdown because of the criminality involved with it. The left isn't smart enough to rise to the level of corruption that trump excels at.

      +0 -0
  •   nybadguy April 14, 2019

    I guess Mr CS is at sunday mass. No new rant and just 1 upload. I'm just breaking ya balls. Carry on ya cunts

    +2 -0
    •   ouch April 14, 2019

      @nybadguy Oi Cunt Pass the blunt

      +2 -0
      •   nybadguy April 14, 2019

        @ouch No blunts here bro. Just joints and bowls. Take ya pick brother

        +0 -0
    •   mr_krabs April 14, 2019

      @nybadguy

      So far today he’s gotten a cat out of a tree, helped an old lady cross the street, saved little Timmy who was trapped down the well and put out a fire at the orphanage.

      +2 -0
    •   lafind April 14, 2019

      @nybadguy What you filling for burf?

      +3 -0
      •   nybadguy April 14, 2019

        @lafind no lol. But I do like the guy.

        +0 -0
  • vivalamigra April 14, 2019

    Now the morning news shows are calling the situation at the border a crisis? Is that reverse psychology?

    California can run their own state paid healthcare system for it's citizens and illegals. 10th amendment gives them full rights to do so. Why don't they? As the 5th largest economy in the world they should be able to do it easily. I guess it's better to bankrupt the entire country than to prove themselves wrong.

    +0 -1
    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

      @vivalamigra That's cool, we'll keep our federal tax money too. California helps carry the rest of the country, not the other way around. No surprise that Trump country depends on Fed dollars more than anyone else......

      https://wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/

      +0 -0
      • vivalamigra April 15, 2019

        @happyjack You can keep Jussie Smollett too. Figures he came here from California.

        +0 -0
  • vivalamigra April 14, 2019

    Gringo O'Rourke is now blaming the USA for 9/11. I guess Trump did overstep and incite violence by saying we will never forget. It's not like the world doesn't have a peaceful history with the Islamists. and we didn't ask for it. That tiny Muzzie bitch in Congress is right. We should be more like the shithole that caused her to flee and beg to come here. Their culture and religion and diversity in Somalia does put our racist godless system to shame.

    +1 -1
    • vivalamigra April 14, 2019

      @letmejerkout I didn't use any big words thanks for the earlier critique.

      +2 -0
      • letmefindout April 14, 2019

        @vivalavomit

        You may be the smartest chimp at the family reunion, but, you're still a chimp at a family reunion. And as seemingly impressive as you made be to all of the other chimps, intelligence and evolution is sorely needed.

        +1 -1
    • uponusall April 14, 2019

      @vivalamigra

      Somalia is a beacon, bro...

      +0 -0
  • vivalamigra April 14, 2019

    So far this week 69 shot in Chicago. Why is it than none of these shootings were committed with legal firearms held by Trump voters? Diversity is our strength and all in this vibrant sanctuary city.

    +0 -1
    •   lafind April 14, 2019

      @vivalamigra It is because this in fact is actually cleaning the gene pool.

      +0 -0
    •   happyjack April 14, 2019

      @vivalamigra Pretty cool they let you go in and interview all of the suspects to obtain their political affiliations....We now how relevant that is in a shooting case....

      +2 -1
      •   sarge07 April 14, 2019

        @happyjack

        seriously, are there any Republicans in Chitown?

        +0 -0
        •   burfurger April 14, 2019

          @sarge07

          Yeah... they are the ones that are afraid of everything.

          +0 -0
      •   burfurger April 14, 2019

        @happyjack

        He's just a troll who loves to show off his idiocy. I think everyone has hit the ignore and or block button on all his social media account so now he's here. No buttons for that here so I guess we have to ignore on our own. Starting now for me.

        +0 -0
        • letmefindout April 14, 2019

          @burfurger

          These days of the social media explosion, everyone feels the need to "attention whore" to legitimize their misplaced feelings of relevancy and importance. I say misplaced because these views are not only NOT shared by others or have any fact based (rather fact embellished) truth whatsoever. But it's not about the information as much as it is about the attention.

          +0 -0
  •   burfurger April 14, 2019

    Well, Sunday isn't over yet, but looks like Mr.CS is taking the weekend off. Hope he and stunnong had a wonderful, romantic weekend together to recharge his batteries.

    +1 -0
  • letmefindout April 14, 2019

    Out of curiosity, why didn't Cory's WICS make to main page?

    +2 -1
    •   burfurger April 14, 2019

      @letmefindout

      Yeah!? Why didn't Mr.CS do that? All that work and didn't make the front page? WTF?

      +0 -1
      • letmefindout April 14, 2019

        @burfurger

        Wics, no matter who makes them, are part of the gold standard of CS just like pussy pass and Fighting Fridays. ALL of the members look forward to these items and to bury it in the User Uploads is a God Damn Shame. (Besides, it's a part of Cory's redemption).

        +2 -1
        •   burfurger April 14, 2019

          @letmefindout

          Redemption? What did he do wrong?

          +0 -1
          • letmefindout April 14, 2019

            @burfurger

            Those who were struck with the broken ban hammer.

            +0 -1
            •   burfurger April 14, 2019

              @letmefindout

              It was broken? Who was struck with it? or do I already have an idea who you are talking about...

              +0 -1
          •   mr_krabs April 14, 2019

            @burfurger

            He said some very nasty things about the Jews.

            +0 -0
            •   burfurger April 14, 2019

              @mr_krabs

              Cory? Really? Funny, because he's always sucking on ouch's Matzo balls.

              +0 -0
              •   mr_krabs April 14, 2019

                @burfurger

                Yeah, you couldn’t stop him. He was saying “big nose” this and “greedy rabbi” that. Most upsetting to our Jewish community, which is Ouch and HJ247.

                +0 -0
            •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 14, 2019

              @mr_krabs,

              Only if the Jews are also Democrats.

              +0 -0
              •   burfurger April 14, 2019

                @crazyshit-Cory H.

                So 99% then.

                +0 -0
                •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 14, 2019

                  @burfurger,

                  I wonder now. Are 99% of Democrat’s also Jews?

                  +0 -0
                  •   burfurger April 14, 2019

                    @crazyshit-Cory H.

                    If you believe in the bible, then you believe everyone comes from 2 people that just showed up out of thin air. So we are all related. What difference does it make? I don't hate entire groups of people. I hate on an individual basis.

                    +0 -0
                    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 14, 2019

                      @burfurger,

                      Please, take a breath and back away from the Internet.

                      +1 -0
                      •   burfurger April 15, 2019

                        @crazyshit-Cory H.

                        ??

                        +0 -0
                      • letmefindout April 15, 2019

                        @crazyshit-Cory H.

                        It's not his fault. Mueller has started a new investigation why White House staff felt the need to take possession of Burf's keyboard.

                        +0 -0
  •   lafind April 14, 2019

    If I was in Cali still I'd be going here, Empire Polo Club in Indio.

    http://www.phun.org/galleries/girls_of_coachella_2019/girls_of_coachella_2019.htm

    +0 -0
  •   felterupgood April 14, 2019

    It turns out that Trump sent his tax returns to Hillary's email account...… now the dems have to find Hillary's missing emails so they can review his tax records.

    +1 -4
    •   burfurger April 14, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Fucking give it up already.

      +1 -1
  • apatheticanarchist April 14, 2019

    Somebody stab somebody for fucks sake...

    +0 -0
    •   burfurger April 14, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Give me a knife and I'll play eeny meeny miney mo between two members.

      +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 15, 2019

    For some reason, any videos I've edited lately have lost the sound near the end.

    Apparently when I upgraded my video editor it left the previous version on my pc also and it caused issues.

    DERP.

    +0 -0
    • letmefindout April 15, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      So you're saying that the broken ban hammer wasn't the problem?

      +0 -0
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