A new WICS https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/65925-04-15-19-wics
I really enjoyed your new WICS. I don’t know why.....
Yeah. Good job with the posts.
@crazyshit-Cory H. two thumbs up
Outstanding...i thought ket was taking over those responsibilities... huh....
@HJ247 ummm. What responsibilities would that be?
Zero. If you're like me, and for some strange reason, i believe you are, the less responsibilities the better...
A new day, updates, life is good.
Fuckin thunder and lightning woke my ass up. Sup fuckers. it's coffee time I guess.
How was last night's Sharknado!
clear here for the first time in two weeks, actually set my telescope and did some stargazing
A new crazyshit update and a blowjob, life is good.
@mr_krabs You got a blowjob too? Damn,.... what his name?
@mr_krabs hahaha LOL, good one!
@lafind if it were a joke yeah...
@ketamine<3 What ever works man.
You had a couple ribs removed?
1 out of 2 ain't bad for you i guess... and we all know we got an update, so......
Do yer balls hang low?
Do they draggle to the floor?
No... Just in the toilet water.
Remember then, no courtesy flushes while still sitting.
Don't want those bad boys to get twisted off down the drain...
@apatheticanarchist Haha +
that's why I shower
Claus Jørstad, 45, of Alta in the country's north, had bought the Marius chair for showering because he had a knee injury but the testicle became trapped this week after falling into a hole in the stool and swelling in the hot conditions.
Morning peeps. Happy tax day. Render unto Caesar.
Tiger woods won the Masters after 11 years without winning a major. It was his 5th win ay Augusta.
@felterupgood good on him. It's good to see him prove the haters wrong who said he was done after he had that incident.
Leonardo da Vinci
Elizabeth Montgomery - bewitched
Kim Il-sung. - first leader of North Korea
Abraham Lincoln died on this day. 1863
Titanic sank on this day 1912
1955 Ray Kroc opens first McDonald's Inc. fast food restaurant in Des Plaines, Illinois
Watching all the dems and liberals crying about Trumps threat to dump migrants in their neighborhoods. They say its illegal to transport illegals.... But the USA has deported / transported millions and million of illegals. Why not just say they are DEPORTING them to San Francisco?
Coons pulled up all the corn that I planted to eat the seed it sprouted from.
I set out 5 traps last night and caught two... Or three but one escaped.
A neighbor is coming to get them. They will be on the dinner table tonight.
After I catch 15 or 20 I'll replant.
Dark meat cannibal
coon is a lil too greasy for my tastes
Opossom is really greasy. Coon isalmost like pork.
I guess I didn't have Granny Clampett's recipe, the last I had was greasy
You fuckers is dumb as dirt!
Yer supposed to bury the nigger an eat the corn,....not the other way around!
sad dude, sad
@sarge07 ........take a pill or somethin Dude,......it'll be alright............
‘World’s Most Dangerous Bird’ Kills 75-Year-Old Owner In Florida:
Cassowaries can stand at almost six feet tall and weigh up to 120 pounds. With its sharp claws, the cassowary “can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick,” Why the fuck would a 75yo man want to breed this beast without assistance?
Maybe he was horny!
nope, just a dumbfukdipshit
@sarge07 A dead one!
oooppppsss sorry: adeaddumfukdipshit
@sarge07 That's better!
We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell.
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell.
I guess there is no one to blame,
We're leaving ground,
Will things ever be the same again..
Cher is hitting the road to perform in about 20 or 30 cities. I checked on orices for her New Orleans performance.
I might enjoy a front row seat. The ticket price is only $2,342.00
Is he your favorite busker?
Most tranny's go that type of show for fashion tips.
@letmefindout Cher's politics line up perfectly with yours. Why are you dissing your fellow fans?
And Cher's fashion tip to you is ease back on the eyeliner as you are creating a uni-brow.
@letmefindout Her and Bette Midler are like a gay man's goddess. It's no surprise that he's looking to procure tickets to see her.
another douchebag that needs to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away
We seen Cher once at Mizzou. Small arena and the seats were great. I'm not sure we've seen a better performance.
I'm not a religious person, but it is terrible to see notre dame cathedral burning down. Sad waste of a great piece of architecture.
Yes.... Took 200 years to build.
This Cathedral survived WWII and even Hitler couldn't succeed in destroying it.
At the moment they are saying that it's down to the renovation team. Time will tell
The archetechural loss is one thing. It's the prized items of history that couldn't be saved that was the actual loss.
Hopefully, they'll be able to I.D. him by the hump.
900 year old wood is a tenderbox... Structures like that have a shelf life.
I hope our houses of parliament are next with all the work dodging, fraud committing, child shagging, lying pieces of shit still inside.
The world needs grave diggers, fast food drive through operators and bell ringers
I think I just ate some bad lunchmeat. Pulled sliced turkey out of freezer. Defrosted it. Didn't look bad. Didn't smell bad. Put it in pan and heated it up with cheese. 3/4 way through eating it, something didn't taste right. Now, waiting for the stomach gurgles and explosive diarrhea with fresh roll of toiletpaper, new Time magazine, can of Glade and a book of matches. I have a feeling it's gonna be a crazy shit.
Did you remember to remove it from the packaging before cooking it?
Duh! Uh, Yeah. I even used that little packet of clear, crunchy, seasoning crystals the they put in there with it.
As you tell this the image of the shitting rhino at the end of WICS comes to mind.
@letmefindout I may equal that.
You were so drunk when you froze that meat, you didn't even remember you let @ouch jizz all over it ... as a preservative, right ...
@burfurger I think you went wrong with the frying it up with cheese, probably not bad, you just figured out a way to make it taste bad :-)
Yeah no.. My stomach ain't feeling well. Sweatin a bit. Crampin.
@burfurger Sounds like you're pregnant, you been in ouch's van?
@burfurger uh oh
ixnay on the atchesnay, may go oombay
The bathroom smells like shit covered in lemons. Glade.
more like you shit a lemon tree?
We haven't had Dominos Pizza in about a year, but we were treated to it tonight and it is excellent.
I have never had a Domino's pizza.
the only one better is Papa Murphy's
YEp. Definitely was bad turkey. Amazing how part of a sandwich can flush your insides. After loggin out here a few hours ago I've been logging out on the toilet too.