► THE DAILY RANT

April 15, 2019

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    •   luvthick April 15, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Nice Work!

      +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs April 15, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I really enjoyed your new WICS. I don’t know why.....

      Lol

      +4 -0
    •   happyjack April 15, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. two thumbs up

      +1 -0
  •   HJ247 April 15, 2019

    Outstanding...i thought ket was taking over those responsibilities... huh....

    +2 -0
    •   ketamine<3 April 15, 2019

      @HJ247 ummm. What responsibilities would that be?

      +0 -0
      •   HJ247 April 15, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Zero. If you're like me, and for some strange reason, i believe you are, the less responsibilities the better...

        +0 -0
  •   lafind April 15, 2019

    A new day, updates, life is good.

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy April 15, 2019

    Fuckin thunder and lightning woke my ass up. Sup fuckers. it's coffee time I guess.

    +1 -0
  •   luvthick April 15, 2019

    How was last night's Sharknado!

    +0 -0
    •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

      @luvthick

      clear here for the first time in two weeks, actually set my telescope and did some stargazing

      +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs April 15, 2019

    A new crazyshit update and a blowjob, life is good.

    +0 -0
    •   lafind April 15, 2019

      @mr_krabs You got a blowjob too? Damn,.... what his name?

      +1 -0
    • uponusall April 15, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      You had a couple ribs removed?

      +2 -0
    •   HJ247 April 15, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      1 out of 2 ain't bad for you i guess... and we all know we got an update, so......

      +0 -0
  • apatheticanarchist April 15, 2019

    Do yer balls hang low?

    Do they draggle to the floor?

    +0 -0
    •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      No... Just in the toilet water.

      +2 -2
      • apatheticanarchist April 15, 2019

        @felterupgood

        Remember then, no courtesy flushes while still sitting.

        Don't want those bad boys to get twisted off down the drain...

        +1 -0
      •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

        @felterupgood

        that's why I shower

        +1 -0
    •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Claus Jørstad, 45, of Alta in the country's north, had bought the Marius chair for showering because he had a knee injury but the testicle became trapped this week after falling into a hole in the stool and swelling in the hot conditions.

      +1 -2
  •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

    Morning peeps. Happy tax day. Render unto Caesar.

    Tiger woods won the Masters after 11 years without winning a major. It was his 5th win ay Augusta.

    +1 -2
    •   nybadguy April 15, 2019

      @felterupgood good on him. It's good to see him prove the haters wrong who said he was done after he had that incident.

      +0 -0
  •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

    Happy birthday

    Leonardo da Vinci

    Elizabeth Montgomery - bewitched

    Kim Il-sung. - first leader of North Korea

    Abraham Lincoln died on this day. 1863

    Titanic sank on this day 1912

    1955 Ray Kroc opens first McDonald's Inc. fast food restaurant in Des Plaines, Illinois

    +1 -2
  •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

    Watching all the dems and liberals crying about Trumps threat to dump migrants in their neighborhoods. They say its illegal to transport illegals.... But the USA has deported / transported millions and million of illegals. Why not just say they are DEPORTING them to San Francisco?

    +1 -3
  •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

    Coons pulled up all the corn that I planted to eat the seed it sprouted from.

    I set out 5 traps last night and caught two... Or three but one escaped.

    A neighbor is coming to get them. They will be on the dinner table tonight.

    After I catch 15 or 20 I'll replant.

    +1 -2
    • uponusall April 15, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Dark meat cannibal

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

      @felterupgood

      coon is a lil too greasy for my tastes

      +1 -0
      •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

        @sarge07

        Opossom is really greasy. Coon isalmost like pork.

        +0 -2
        •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

          @felterupgood

          I guess I didn't have Granny Clampett's recipe, the last I had was greasy

          +1 -0
          •   GrimmWilder April 15, 2019

            @sarge07 @felterupgood

            You fuckers is dumb as dirt!

            Yer supposed to bury the nigger an eat the corn,....not the other way around!

            +0 -2
            •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

              @GrimmWilder

              sad dude, sad

              +1 -0
              •   GrimmWilder April 15, 2019

                @sarge07 ........take a pill or somethin Dude,......it'll be alright............

                +0 -1
  •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

    ‘World’s Most Dangerous Bird’ Kills 75-Year-Old Owner In Florida:

    Cassowaries can stand at almost six feet tall and weigh up to 120 pounds. With its sharp claws, the cassowary “can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick,” Why the fuck would a 75yo man want to breed this beast without assistance?

    +0 -0
    •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

      @sarge07

      Maybe he was horny!

      +0 -1
      •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

        @felterupgood

        nope, just a dumbfukdipshit

        +0 -0
        •   lafind April 15, 2019

          @sarge07 A dead one!

          +0 -0
          •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

            @lafind

            oooppppsss sorry: adeaddumfukdipshit

            +0 -0
            •   lafind April 15, 2019

              @sarge07 That's better!

              +0 -0
  •   wallawilly April 15, 2019

    We're leaving together,

    But still it's farewell.

    And maybe we'll come back

    To earth, who can tell.

    I guess there is no one to blame,

    We're leaving ground,

    Will things ever be the same again..

    +1 -0
  •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

    Cher is hitting the road to perform in about 20 or 30 cities. I checked on orices for her New Orleans performance.

    I might enjoy a front row seat. The ticket price is only $2,342.00

    +0 -2
    • uponusall April 15, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Is he your favorite busker?

      +0 -0
      • letmefindout April 15, 2019

        @uponusall

        Most tranny's go that type of show for fashion tips.

        +1 -0
        • vivalamigra April 15, 2019

          @letmefindout Cher's politics line up perfectly with yours. Why are you dissing your fellow fans?

          +1 -0
          • letmefindout April 15, 2019

            @vivalamigra

            And Cher's fashion tip to you is ease back on the eyeliner as you are creating a uni-brow.

            +0 -1
        •   happyjack April 15, 2019

          @letmefindout Her and Bette Midler are like a gay man's goddess. It's no surprise that he's looking to procure tickets to see her.

          +1 -0
    •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

      @felterupgood

      another douchebag that needs to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away

      +0 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 15, 2019

      @felterupgood,

      We seen Cher once at Mizzou. Small arena and the seats were great. I'm not sure we've seen a better performance.

      +0 -0
  • vestanpance April 15, 2019

    I'm not a religious person, but it is terrible to see notre dame cathedral burning down. Sad waste of a great piece of architecture.

    +0 -1
    •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

      @vestanpance

      Yes.... Took 200 years to build.

      This Cathedral survived WWII and even Hitler couldn't succeed in destroying it.

      +0 -1
      • vestanpance April 15, 2019

        @felterupgood

        At the moment they are saying that it's down to the renovation team. Time will tell

        +0 -0
    • letmefindout April 15, 2019

      @vestanpance

      The archetechural loss is one thing. It's the prized items of history that couldn't be saved that was the actual loss.

      +0 -0
      • uponusall April 15, 2019

        @letmefindout

        Hopefully, they'll be able to I.D. him by the hump.

        +3 -0
        •   felterupgood April 15, 2019

          @uponusall

          900 year old wood is a tenderbox... Structures like that have a shelf life.

          +0 -0
          • vestanpance April 16, 2019

            @felterupgood

            I hope our houses of parliament are next with all the work dodging, fraud committing, child shagging, lying pieces of shit still inside.

            +0 -0
        • letmefindout April 15, 2019

          @uponusall

          The world needs grave diggers, fast food drive through operators and bell ringers

          +0 -0
      •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

        @letmefindout

        amen

        +0 -0
  •   burfurger April 15, 2019

    I think I just ate some bad lunchmeat. Pulled sliced turkey out of freezer. Defrosted it. Didn't look bad. Didn't smell bad. Put it in pan and heated it up with cheese. 3/4 way through eating it, something didn't taste right. Now, waiting for the stomach gurgles and explosive diarrhea with fresh roll of toiletpaper, new Time magazine, can of Glade and a book of matches. I have a feeling it's gonna be a crazy shit.

    +0 -0
    •   mr_krabs April 15, 2019

      @burfurger

      Did you remember to remove it from the packaging before cooking it?

      +3 -0
      •   burfurger April 15, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Duh! Uh, Yeah. I even used that little packet of clear, crunchy, seasoning crystals the they put in there with it.

        +2 -0
        • letmefindout April 15, 2019

          @burfurger

          As you tell this the image of the shitting rhino at the end of WICS comes to mind.

          +2 -0
    • apatheticanarchist April 15, 2019

      @burfurger

      You were so drunk when you froze that meat, you didn't even remember you let @ouch jizz all over it ... as a preservative, right ...

      +1 -0
    •   happyjack April 15, 2019

      @burfurger I think you went wrong with the frying it up with cheese, probably not bad, you just figured out a way to make it taste bad :-)

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger April 15, 2019

        @happyjack

        Yeah no.. My stomach ain't feeling well. Sweatin a bit. Crampin.

        +1 -0
        •   lafind April 15, 2019

          @burfurger Sounds like you're pregnant, you been in ouch's van?

          +0 -0
        •   happyjack April 16, 2019

          @burfurger uh oh

          +0 -0
    •   sarge07 April 15, 2019

      @burfurger

      ixnay on the atchesnay, may go oombay

      +0 -0
      •   burfurger April 16, 2019

        @sarge07

        The bathroom smells like shit covered in lemons. Glade.

        +0 -0
        •   sarge07 April 16, 2019

          @burfurger

          more like you shit a lemon tree?

          +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 15, 2019

    We haven't had Dominos Pizza in about a year, but we were treated to it tonight and it is excellent.

    +++++

    +3 -0
    •   burfurger April 16, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I have never had a Domino's pizza.

      +0 -0
    •   sarge07 April 16, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      the only one better is Papa Murphy's

      +0 -0
  •   burfurger April 16, 2019

    YEp. Definitely was bad turkey. Amazing how part of a sandwich can flush your insides. After loggin out here a few hours ago I've been logging out on the toilet too.

    +0 -0
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