I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Looks like Mother's Day will be a washout, doesn't mean I can cancel dinner! They should give the Mail delivery motto to Mother's Day, because rain, shine or snow, everyone has to come through... Father's Day, isn't even a day, I hear these assholes calling it Dad's & Grads Day...
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Fucking Ay! Or did burf send in another selfie??
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
~George Carlin~
Looks like Mother's Day will be a washout, doesn't mean I can cancel dinner! They should give the Mail delivery motto to Mother's Day, because rain, shine or snow, everyone has to come through... Father's Day, isn't even a day, I hear these assholes calling it Dad's & Grads Day...